The 1st Fastlane Poker "home game" Is In The Books!

[MJ DeMarco]

The poker game resumed last month and continues tomorrow. I'm happy to say that my winning streak is still intact!!

 

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[AllenCrawley]

The poker game resumed last month and continues tomorrow. I'm happy to say that my winning streak is still intact!!

Let's give a proper accounting shall we?

@1PercentStreet +$127.50 (tomorrow cards don't speak sucka)
@AllenCrawley +$58.00
@Red +$40.50
@MJ DeMarco +$31.00
@Eskil -$76
@VinceT -$115
@biophase -$134

 

[Vigilante]

Let's give a proper accounting shall we?

@1PercentStreet $227.50 (tomorrow cards speak sucka)
@AllenCrawley $158.00
@Red $140.50
@MJ DeMarco $131.00
@Eskil -$24
@VinceT -$115
@biophase -$134

Fuzzy math as it doesn't total to even.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Fuzzy math as it doesn't total to even.

I think he forgot to subtract the starting $$... I subtracted it.

 

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[AllenCrawley]

Fuzzy math as it doesn't total to even.

I think he forgot to subtract the starting $$... I subtracted it.

No he's right. It still doesn't add up. Did @1PercentStreet and/or @Red rebuy at anytime?

 

[Red]

Nope. I was a whirlwind of pumpkin-spice fueled bad-assery.

 

[AllenCrawley]

No he's right. It still doesn't add up. Did @1PercentStreet and/or @Red rebuy at anytime?

Nope. I was a whirlwind of pumpkin-spice fueled bad-assery.

LOL.

Ultimately it doesn't matter as the ranking is correct. I relied on each individual for an accounting of their wins or losses a day or two after the game. Fuzzy memory can lead to fuzzy math.

 

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[Eskil]

Gettin' my poker face on for tomorrow

 

[MJ DeMarco]

The winning streak continues...

Gettin' my poker face on for tomorrow

I think ya left it at home!

Just to give the perspective, we play some wild card games every so often.

Showdown looked like this:

Allen - Royal Flush
Kenric - Damn! 4 Aces.
MJ - Crap, 4 tens.
Tino - No! I had a straight flush to the 10!
Eskil - Hmm. I got a flush. A regular old flush.

 

[Red]

The little know secret to my success. I share it here with all of you, because I love you.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

The little know secret to my success. I share it here with all of you, because I love you.

I'm fine with you talking everyone's money... ya just didn't take mine. Winning streak REMAINS!!! Total money lost in all poker games.... $0.

Let me tell you folks, when you're at a game and 1/2 the players are sitting around with little poker cheat cheats, you're sitting at the right poker game.

 

[AllenCrawley]

I'm fine with you talking everyone's money... ya just didn't take mine. Winning streak REMAINS!!! Total money lost in all poker games.... $0.

Let me tell you folks, when you're at a game and 1/2 the players are sitting around with little poker cheat cheats, you're sitting at the right poker game.

Except the one that utilized the cheat sheet the most was the big winner of the night, lol. @Red

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Last nite was was a BUST of epic proportions...

@AllenCrawley -- BUSTED.
@Eskil - BUSTED
@1PercentStreet -- BUSTED.
@VinceT -- 2 hands away from BUSTED.

 

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[Eskil]

This being my 3rd ever poker night, I am FINALLY starting to get the hang of hold'em and moley (although I still miss opportunities with wilds I should have used) - which I did fairly well in, considering. (lol, hey I even won a few times there and maintained a reasonable balance).

Buttt..... when you guys whip out the 'queen kills', stud, and splits - you might as well be shooting fish (me) in a barrel, lmao...

I still have ZERO clue what is going on in those games.

 

[JasonR]

Sounds like some under the table action is going on - taking advantage of the poker newbs. LOL

 

[AllenCrawley]

Had the chip lead earlier in the night until @Red used her cheat sheet and slow play masterfully on me.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Had the chip lead earlier in the night until @Red used her cheat sheet and slow play masterfully on me.

Your skills are weak old man...

A firm placement of the bet on the felt = STRONG hand.
A subtle toss/drop of the bet on the felt = WEAK hand.

Sounds like some under the table action is going on - taking advantage of the poker newbs. LOL

Your up next time, we're gonna try and get 8 around the table.

 

[AllenCrawley]

lol, weak AND tired.

 

[Red]

You're not going to post totals from the evening's take? I'm going shopping! Or buying new tires for my car. Can't decide which...

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

You're not going to post totals from the evening's take?

Table buy in... $100

Left with...

@Red: $326
@biophase: $201
@MJ DeMarco $166
@VinceT $7
@AllenCrawley BUST
@Eskil BUST
@1PercentStreet BUST

 

[AllenCrawley]

@AllenCrawley BUST

I feel you're getting too much pleasure every time you post this.

 

[TheTruth]

Oh man I miss these games

 

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[AllenCrawley]

Oh man I miss these games

And we miss you. When you moving back?

 

[Red]

I think I found my secret formula: Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino + Smart Caffeine + CILTEP = money made without the use of cleavage.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

CILTEP

@benhebert ??

 

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[Red]

Yep that's him/it.

 

[benhebert]

I think I found my secret formula: Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino + Smart Caffeine + CILTEP = money made without the use of cleavage.

It looks like we have fully infiltrated the Fast Lane Forum

This is "pitchy" but I seriously recommend trying our BioCreatine or hacking and creating your own stack. Incredible mental energy that's almost immediate.

Take 1 or 2 servings a day. You'd be surprised by how good a high quality creatine source can make you feel.

 

[AllenCrawley]

Well, @MJ DeMarco can no longer brag about never having a losing night. For the first time we see a chink in the armor.

We had a night full of nuts, major bluffs, tilt play and new blood (the team known as @allthatjazz). I don't have the totals for the night so hopefully someone does but all that matters to me is that MJ had his first losing night, lol.

 

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[Vigilante]

I shall be buying in some time in February. My wife has a house in Scottsdale for the month. Let me know when I should arrange a long weekend, and someone please bring a bag so that I can have something to pack my winnings in.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Puhleeze, I lost a whopping $16 ...