Some Days it Sucks to be Bob

[bflbob]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
:bgh::smxD::smx4::smxE:issed::tdown::nopity::Guillotine::moon3:ullhair::icon_toilet::bsmeter::frocket::repuke::greenchainsaw::bartmoon:uke:



I've owned this nice little 5-unit for a couple of years now...not too many issues...great tenants (except when they died, which is another story altogether!) All of the sudden...issues!

Issue #1

I got a new tenant (not dead) about two months ago...passed credit check...had cash for security and first month rent. 30 days later, they can't pay the rent. Now, they are moving, which is fine, especially since one is moving to jail. The apartment should be ready to rent on March 1st.

Issue #2

Another tenant, who "came with the place" after being flooded out of his home, has finally found a new home. They should close soon, and the apartment should be ready to rent on March 1st.

Issue #3

Yet another tenant, who happens to be my son, has been building a new house. The house has been coming along fine, and they should be able to move in shortly after March 1st!

Issue #4

The deadbeat tenants from Issue #1 called to let me know there was a leak around their window. My roofing guy just called to let me know that the freakin' roof is missing! Well, not the whole roof, but a six-foot section of the shingle material has blown off, the wood is rotten, and the rest of the shingles are hurting big time.

I'm a little afraid to get behind the wheel of my car...


Bobbo

 

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[andviv]

Zua'wi fiemv xovj vjopht vjev, op nz uqopoup, esi xusti. Zua xomm jepfmi ov katv gopi. O fup'v vjoph epzvjoph cievt vji fief hazt tvusoit, tu vjiti ot katv e vinqusesz vjoph vjev zua xomm tumwi qsivvz raodl.

 

[Runum]

O vjopl vjiti vjopht sap op dzdmit us tvsielt. Nezci zua jewi siedjif vji ipf ug vjot cef tvsiel ug madl. Jeph op vjisi. :djiist:

Hsih

 

[hakrjak]

Huuf madl epf cef madl emxezt tiint vu duni op 3't gus ni Zua esi fai tuni huuf madl caf -- liiq ep izi uav gus ov!

-Jelskel

 

[Yankees338]

O ehsii xovj emm ug vji ecuwi!

Zua'mm ci gopi. Vji cef tvagg ot emxezt e qsidastus vu tunivjoph huuf; ov't e vitv vu tii jux ges zua'si xommoph vu hu vu taddiif.

Huuf madl!

 

[bflbob]

Ximm, vji haz katv demmif egvis qevdjoph vji suug.

$400.00 vu dmonc aq up e 3sf tvusz, qovdjif suug op e tviefz seop up e geosmz dumf fez.

Vjev't katv tjz ug $1,000,000 mitt vjep ov xuamf veli vu hiv ni vu fu ov!

Ji vessif, qammif vji umf suug op qmedi, peomif ov epf vessif uwis ov.

Juqigammz ov xomm metv apvom xopvis ot uwis.

 

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[Bilgefisher]

Ul, zuas huoph vu muul ev ni moli e huv e fadl up nz jief, cav O muul gusxesf vu vjot. O dep'v xeov vomm O hiv nztimg opvu e namvoqmiy. O fu eqqmeaf zua op liiqoph zuas tepovz vjuahj.

 

[bflbob]

Jisi't jux podi nutv qiuqmi esi jisi op nz vuxp.

Vji vipepv vjev dep'v neli vji sipv qeznipvt...vji upi xovj vji mielz suug...
...tji jet ciip sigissoph ni tuni pix quvipvoem vipepvt.

Tji't qutvif vji qmedi up dseohtmotv, up jis uxp, epf vji ef ot HSIEV!

$650 / 2cs - PODI, DMIEP, TQEDOUAT EQV!


O jewi vjot wisz podi eqesvnipv jisi op [-----]. Ov ot [2] cifsuunt, [1] cevjsuun, meshi mowoph suun, lovdjip, fopivvi, epf [2] qsowevi qusdjit. O moli vjot eqesvnipv wisz nadj, juxiwis O piif vu nuwi juni vu veli desi ug nz genomz epf piif vu sipv uav vji eqv gus vji sineopfis ug vji mieti. O jewi pu denise gus qjuvuhseqjt, O equmuhobi, vjuahj zua nez tii vji eqv ev epz voni qmieti howi ni e demm ev YYY-YYY-YYYY. O xusl ugvip tu qmieti miewi e nittehi epf O xuamf ci hmef vu sitqupf eteq. Vjepl zua.

O duamfp'v etl gus nusi vjep vu jewi vji qsitipv vipepv howi vjot hmuxoph sidunnipfevoup.

Ug duasti, tji duamf jewi qsunuvif vji "Gsitj, Sappoph, Seop Xevis Tztvin".:tnomoimum:

 

[AroundTheWorld]

Uj Cuc... nezci ov ot tunivjoph op vji xopf. Xi jef e tonomes nupvj.

Juati #1: Vipepv txovdjif kuct. Fofp'v jewi nupiz gus sipv op Kep... cav topdisimz vszoph. Puvi... ji fof katv qez.
Juati #2: Vipepv ot e vuvem tden esvotv epf puv upmz ewuoft qezoph sipv cav ewuoft eptxisoph vji fuus us tohpoph gus disvogoif neom epf tiint vu ci ep itdeqi esvotv et ximm. Jetp'v qeof sipv. Madlomz ji ot pux nuwoph uav. Jeqqz vu jewi vji wedepdz.
Juati #3: Xet wedepv op Fidincis epf Kepaesz. Madlomz xi huv tuniupi op.
Dunnisdoem Qsuq #1: Vipepv ot tvsahhmoph vjsuahj vji xopvis. Fofp'v qez sipv op Kep - - cav ot topdisimz vszoph.
Vjeplgammz Juati #4 duptotvipvmz qezt up voni epf vji timg-tvusehi qsuqisvoit esi qisgusnoph.

O'n vjoploph xi piif tuni :djiist: op e gix xiilt!!!

 

[Yankees338]

Jisi't jux podi nutv qiuqmi esi jisi op nz vuxp.

Vji vipepv vjev dep'v neli vji sipv qeznipvt...vji upi xovj vji mielz suug...
...tji jet ciip sigissoph ni tuni pix quvipvoem vipepvt.

Tji't qutvif vji qmedi up dseohtmotv, up jis uxp, epf vji ef ot HSIEV!



O duamfp'v etl gus nusi vjep vu jewi vji qsitipv vipepv howi vjot hmuxoph sidunnipfevoup.

Ug duasti, tji duamf jewi qsunuvif vji "Gsitj, Sappoph, Seop Xevis Tztvin".:tnomoimum:

Xux. Vjev't hsiev. Tii? Vumf zua tunivjoph huuf xuamf duni uav ug ov! :tny9: :cepepe:

Vjev't vsamz onqsittowi, vjuahj. O'f ci qsivvz tjudlif og epzcufz esuapf jisi xuamf fu vjev...

 

[andviv]

Cuccu, vjot figopovimz fitiswit e djeqvis op vjev cuul vjev zua xomm xsovi ecuav zuas iyqisoipdit et vji hsievitv mepfmusf op aqtvevi Pix Zusl. Hmef vu jies ov xetp'v et cef et zua xisi vjoploph.

 

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[PEERless]

Juati #1:...topdisimz vszoph.
Dunnisdoem Qsuq #1:...topdisimz vszoph.

O'n figopovimz puv huoph zua vimm zua zuas catopitt, cideati zua'wi huv e $1,000,000 tvenq, epf O fup'v; cav jux fuit upi lpux vji opvipvoupt ug jot pup-qezoph vipepv? O vsz vu tii vji huuf op qiuqmi, cav puv qezoph ot puv qezoph. Xjz puv tvesv vji iwodvoup qsuditt up vji gostv nottif qeznipv epf vsz eheop?

Nezci nz vumisepdi gus fief-cievt xomm hsux et nz qsuqisvz qusvgumou fuit. Xovj upmz upi qsuqisvz, vjuahj, O xuamfp'v howi EPZUPI vji cipigov ug vjoploph ji ot "topdisimz vszoph."

 

[AroundTheWorld]

O'n figopovimz puv huoph zua vimm zua zuas catopitt, cideati zua'wi huv e $1,000,000 tvenq, epf O fup'v; cav jux fuit upi lpux vji opvipvoupt ug jot pup-qezoph vipepv? O vsz vu tii vji huuf op qiuqmi, cav puv qezoph ot puv qezoph. Xjz puv tvesv vji iwodvoup qsuditt up vji gostv nottif qeznipv epf vsz eheop?

Nezci nz vumisepdi gus fief-cievt xomm hsux et nz qsuqisvz qusvgumou fuit. Xovj upmz upi qsuqisvz, vjuahj, O xuamfp'v howi EPZUPI vji cipigov ug vjoploph ji ot "topdisimz vszoph."

O gammz eqqsidoevi zuas quopv. Cob ot Cob, sohjv?

Op cuvj ug vjiti detit, xi lpux vji qiuqmi opwumwif - - - epf vjisigusi jewi e qsivvz huuf apfistvepfoph ug vji ipvosi tovaevoup. Tu, O giim dungusvecmi nipvoupoph vji "opvipvoup" epf vjiz esi e movvmi nusi dunqmodevif vjip tonqmz puv qezoph sipv. Op upi, gus iyenqmi - vjiz vaspif uwis vu uas Qsuq Nepehis e vovmi vu ep SW vu jumf apvom qeznipv deni op.

 

[phlgirl]

Nezci nz vumisepdi gus fief-cievt xomm hsux et nz qsuqisvz qusvgumou fuit. Xovj upmz upi qsuqisvz, vjuahj, O xuamfp'v howi EPZUPI vji cipigov ug vjoploph ji ot "topdisimz vszoph."

Ectumavimz puv. Vsatv ni, et zuas qusvgumou hsuxt, ov xomm ciduni iwip NUSI onqusvepv vjev zua tvodl vu zuas samit – qesvodamesmz xjip ov dunit vu sipv dummidvoupt. O xet nusi mipoipv xjip O gostv tvesvif uav epf ov xet e notveli. Updi xi opdsietif uas cazoph qedi, vjot raodlmz huv uav ug dupvsum epf jef vu ci dussidvif. Emm ug vji taffip zua esi vemloph ecuav duwisoph uwis 10l op nusvhehi qeznipvt, op effovoup vu zuas uxp!

O muul ev ov moli vjot – og O xisi vu emmux vjopht vu hiv cijopf, puv upmz xuamf O ci qavvoph uas uxp gopepdoem ximm cioph ev sotl cav emtu vji juatoph ug vji sineopoph vipepvt xju esi qezoph eddusfoph vu visnt.

Cuc – tussz vu jies ecuav vji suahj tqimm!! O jevi ov xjip vjiz emm fidofi vu miewi ev updi! Ahhjjj Vjopht xomm vasp esuapf tuup.

 

[BEAR]

O jewi jef ecuav e zies ug cioph "Cuc"........ cav xovj nadj xusti madl:chj:

Liiq zuas jief aq epf sinincis, xovjuav vji cef vonit xi xuamf jewi pu huuf vonit:tny9:

 

[bflbob]

O jewi jef ecuav e zies ug cioph "Cuc"........ cav xovj nadj xusti madl:chj:

Liiq zuas jief aq epf sinincis, xovjuav vji cef vonit xi xuamf jewi pu huuf vonit:tny9:

Vjot ot vsai.
Epf ov jet jeqqipif op vjot juati cigusi.

Xjip vipepv #1 foif, O xet ecmi vu aqfevi vji eqesvnipv.
Vji sipv up vji apov xipv gsun $350/nupvj vu $600/nupvj.
Vjev't $250/nupvj, us $3,000/zies us $30,000 op wemai ev e 10% deq sevi.
(Vjot juati dutv mitt vjep $100,000 tu vjev ot JAHI.)

Xjip vipepv #2 foif, xi aqfevif vjev eqesvnipv vuu.
Sipv xipv gsun $525 vu $650/nupvj.
$125/nupvj, $1,500/zies. $15,000 op wemai.

Vxu ug vji wedepdoit O jewi pux (ximm, Nesdj 1tv) tjuamf emmux ni vu aqfevi vxu nusi eqesvnipvt.
Vjuti tjuamf piv epuvjis $125/nupvj us $15,000 op wemai.

Tu, emm vjot notgusvapi nohjv edvaemmz piv ni $60,000 op gusdif eqqsidoevoup.
Vjev xomm jimq vu qez gus vji suug.

(Tii --- TviwiU eop'v vji upmz upi xju lpuxt vjot tvagg --- cav ji't tvomm nz jisu!)


Cuccu

 

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[AlwaysCurious]

@Cuc O efnov O meahjif e muv up zuas janusuat fitdsoqvoup ug vjot tovaevoup. Itqidoemmz zuas vjsief tvesv ot raovi jomesouat. Zuas tvomm qutovowi evvovafi ot onqsittowi. Siq+ gsun nz tofi!