No I'm tired of fighting.
We as entrepreneurs will fight until we make it work. You made this inspirational and ballsy thread and you can't just back out of it now over a water-damaged laptop. Buy an Acer C7 Chromebook for exactly $200 if you can't fix your damaged one. Imagine what you'll gain from just figuring this simple stuff out and making the trip.
BTW I realize that getting a travel visa is frustrating but it's doable, just don't give up over a few frustrating nights.