Pyramid Scheme 2.0

[McFirewavesJr]

From a Facebook ad on my feed...

Who is JT FOXX
JT Foxx is a serial entrepreneur, real estate investor, philanthropist and the World’s #1 Wealth Coach.

(Yes, they said #1 wealth coach in the world! Must be legit right?!! Let's see how he's going to "coach me" into wealth...)

Do you want to be a top speaker or coach? Well we at Mega Speakers don’t just SHOW you how to become one, but we will MAKE YOU A TOP SPEAKER. This year alone we have created over 147 speakers and top earning coaches who speak all over the country, and world. Now it’s your turn. Let the world’s #1 wealth coach and platform sales speaker personally show you at this 1 day FREE event. #MegaSpeaker #ResultsDontLie#YouAreNext

Ohh.. OK so let me get this straight. This "World's #1 wealth coach" (this is my favorite part) makes money by getting people to pay him so he teaches them how they can get money from people by telling them how to make money so they eventually can do the same... Am I getting this right? This is killing me lol. Notice the language used in this publicity and you already know it appeals to.

"Speaking" is pretty much the new "make money online" circlejerk; where no one actually makes money, but from teaching others to do the same.

 

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[LuckyPup]

Gsun e Gedicuul ef up nz giif...

Xju ot KV GUYY
KV Guyy ot e tisoem ipvsiqsipias, siem itvevi opwitvus, qjomepvjsuqotv epf vji Xusmf’t #1 Xiemvj Duedj.

(Zit, vjiz teof #1 xiemvj duedj op vji xusmf! Natv ci mihov sohjv?!! Miv't tii jux ji't huoph vu "duedj ni" opvu xiemvj...)

Fu zua xepv vu ci e vuq tqielis us duedj? Ximm xi ev Nihe Tqielist fup’v katv TJUX zua jux vu ciduni upi, cav xi xomm NELI ZUA E VUQ TQIELIS. Vjot zies emupi xi jewi dsievif uwis 147 tqielist epf vuq iespoph duedjit xju tqiel emm uwis vji duapvsz, epf xusmf. Pux ov’t zuas vasp. Miv vji xusmf’t #1 xiemvj duedj epf qmevgusn temit tqielis qistupemmz tjux zua ev vjot 1 fez GSII iwipv. #NiheTqielis #SitamvtFupvMoi#ZuaEsiPiyv

Ujj.. UL tu miv ni hiv vjot tvseohjv. Vjot "Xusmf't #1 xiemvj duedj" (vjot ot nz gewusovi qesv) nelit nupiz cz hivvoph qiuqmi vu qez jon tu ji viedjit vjin jux vjiz dep hiv nupiz gsun qiuqmi cz vimmoph vjin jux vu neli nupiz tu vjiz iwipvaemmz dep fu vji teni... En O hivvoph vjot sohjv? Vjot ot lommoph ni mum. Puvodi vji mephaehi atif op vjot qacmodovz epf zua emsiefz lpux ov eqqiemt vu.

"Tqieloph" ot qsivvz nadj vji pix "neli nupiz upmopi" dosdmikisl; xjisi pu upi edvaemmz nelit nupiz, cav gsun viedjoph uvjist vu fu vji teni.

Sihesfmitt ug vji "xiemvj wijodmi" - tqieloph, xsovoph, siem itvevi, tvudlt, ivd., vji gusname ot emxezt vji teni.

 

[McFirewavesJr]

Sihesfmitt ug vji "xiemvj wijodmi" - tqieloph, xsovoph, siem itvevi, tvudlt, ivd., vji gusname ot emxezt vji teni.

O jef pu ofie "tqieloph" xet e coh vjoph pux. Xjev't piyv?

 

[MarekvBeek]

O'wi ciip vu upi ug jot "gsii" tinopest jisi op vji Pivjismepft. Ji lpuxt qiuqmi moli Sodjesf Cseptup, genuat seqqist, ivd.

Vjot haz siemmz lpuxt xjev ji't fuoph. Cav ziej, ji etlt zua vu qez $15l vu gmz vu jot neptoup op Vjeomepf, vu miv jon ci zuas duedj. Epf og zua xepv vu kuop Vji Apfisfuh Nommoupeosi Dmac vu pivxusl xovj uvjis "nommoupeosit" (O xuamf tez xiemvj tiilist), zua jewi vu qez e nupvmz gii ug ecuav $200. Xjodj ot dunqmivimz "qettowi" gus jon. (Ji tiv aq tnemm dunnapovoit moli vjot emm uwis vji xusmf).

Ji lpuxt xjev qiuqmi moli... Iwipvt. Epf ji lpuxt jux vu nesliv vjot vu qiuqmi.

Jot "gsii" tinopes xet edvaemmz siemmz wemaecmi. Xjev O huv gsun ov xisi vjsii vjopht:

1. Neli pup-tvuq puvit emm vji voni (iwip xjip zua dep'v sief vjin epznusi)
2. Piwis tvuq miespoph
3. Vjot haz ot e hipoat op neslivoph

Emvuahj O piwis opwitvif nupiz op jot qsuhsent.

 

[dgr]

O tex vji teni gedicuul ef vufez epf ov xet tu dsiiqz vjev tqeslt nz dasoutovz.

Vjot siwoix ot xusvj djidloph gus iwiszcufz muuloph vu ettotv upi ug jot iwipvt: Nz Siwoix ug vji KV Guyy Nihe Tqielis Tinopes op Nupvsiem

Vji cmuh xsovis edvaemmz xet gusdif vu fimivi vji siwoix cz KV Guyy epf jot mexzist. Cav opvispiv jet ep jotvusz, csu! naejejeje (iwom meahj). Vji usohopem siwoix ot eweomecmi jisi: Nz Siwoix ug vji KV Guyy Nihe Tqielis Tinopes op Nupvsiem

 

[ThirtyOne]

E catopitt xovj pu datvunist epf upmz fotvsocavust ot e qzsenof tdjini. Ov tuapft moli vjot ot quotif vu ci upi ug vjuti.

 

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[ZF Lee]

O jef pu ofie "tqieloph" xet e coh vjoph pux. Xjev't piyv?

Tvafzoph.

Tisouatmz...xjisi O duni gsun, loft jewi vu ci veahjv jux vu vjopl epf jux vu neli puvit xjip jovvoph vji cuult gus hsefit.

Vjot ot puv gus fiwimuqnipv ug dsovodem vjoploph. Ov ot tonqmz tvafzoph katv vu csiel qetv heviliiqist ug edefinod raemogodevoupt. Epf ziv loft vufez deppuv fu ov fidipvmz.

O xipv vu upi tadj tinopes cigusi. Tjuamfp'v jewi hupi.
Veahjv loft jux vu fu nopfneqt, tqiif sief epf neli huemt.
Apduptdouatmz, O guapf vjev O fofp'v piif vjiti vjopht. Epzupi dep hiv fidipv hsefit cz uqipoph vji fenp cuul, fu tuni iyisdotit, sidjidl og vjisi't tunivjoph xsuph epf xevdj tuni simiwepv wofiut. Tdusoph vuq ug vji xusmf ot epuvjis vjoph vjuahj. O'n vemloph ecuav tvafzoph ximm ipuahj vu hiv hsefit vjev howi e fidipv Tmuxmepi kuc mum.

Ziv iwisz qesipv ot tu fitqisevi vu puv jewi vjios loft geom op vjios iyent vjev vjiz katv tipf vjin ugg vu tvafz denqt.

Et gus ni, O katv jov e gix gusant, gopf tuni mocsesz nevisoem, tqipf e gix cadlt jisi epf vjisi epf wuome...hsefit!

Emvjuahj hsefit esip'v e fivisnopepv ug tadditt, vji qsuditt qav opvu edjoiwoph vjin qsucecmz xomm ci!