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[404profound]

here it is

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[Jello]

You struck oil!

 

[Get Right]

Awesome post!!

My favorite: The inequality of the number of hot dogs vs. The number of buns in a pack

 

[404profound]

Awesome post!!

My favorite: The inequality of the number of hot dogs vs. The number of buns in a pack

I've got it!

"Are you sick of more dogs than buns, or more buns than dogs? Do you just want to have some goddamn balance in your life? Introducing the ONE FOR ONE MEAT TO BUN PACK. Our accountants tirelessly count the number of hotdogs and the number of buns so that you never wind up with cold pigs or empty stables."

 

[Get Right]

"Are you sick of more dogs than buns, or more buns than dogs? Do you just want to have some goddamn balance in your life? Introducing the ONE FOR ONE MEAT TO BUN PACK. Our accountants tirelessly count the number of hotdogs and the number of buns so that you never wind up with cold pigs or empty stables."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm rolling over here.

 

[404profound]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm rolling over here.

I did my best Billie Mays impression.

 

[Geekour]

 

[DustinH]

Awesome post!!

My favorite: The inequality of the number of hot dogs vs. The number of buns in a pack

It's so true. Same for burgers or bbq sandwiches. Sometimes you just want to get enough buns to make 4 burgers for that night's dinner with your family. Not 12 buns that will sit around your kitchen, take up space, get moldy, and have to be thrown away a week later. Makes you feel like you wasted money and food every time, regardless if they were $0.15 buns and have no real impact on your life. It makes you feel like it's wasted. A 4-pack of buns would be very helpful to the minimalists out there.

 

[Brian Fleig]

I like to make sure I have peanut butter and grape jelly to use on left over burger buns but that CANNOT be applied to hot dog buns. Because it just isn't right. Also, no grape jelly = throw away the burger buns.

It's so true. Same for burgers or bbq sandwiches. Sometimes you just want to get enough buns to make 4 burgers for that night's dinner with your family. Not 12 buns that will sit around your kitchen, take up space, get moldy, and have to be thrown away a week later. Makes you feel like you wasted money and food every time, regardless if they were $0.15 buns and have no real impact on your life. It makes you feel like it's wasted. A 4-pack of buns would be very helpful to the minimalists out there.