HELP needed ASAP! Business Started! Almost zero Customers! Time critical Where to Focus?

[Muzzler]

Hi Guys,
Its been years since I last posted and its been a slow and painful journey to get to this point! I have been grinding away ever since my first post although some might say floundering, theres been trials and errors, hustling that looked like a good idea but actually turned out to be a hinderance now that the results are to be seen, I've lost my way a few times and should of returned to the forum sooner, It sounds stupid but its easy to slip back to older habits yet a listen to MJ's book does a hell of a job of snapping you back!

Anyway to my problem/s.

I have built my own online prize competition company and I have released it to the world, after many hurdles and problems to overcome as well as learning everything from scratch. The site is currently live and has very little interest! which I guess is to be expected.

I am trying to learn Facebook ads by testing trying to hone in on my audience but am blasting through cash and have no results to show. I have done very little in the way of marketing (OK sorry I've done no marketing!) as I focused all my time on building my website, I am now where I am and trying to make my company visible.

I have made a few sales but believe until people see others purchasing tickets, that they will most likely hang fire?

I think my website could be improved but I just had to get launched as time is now critical.

I'm sure that the numbers I am reaching with my ads are no where near high enough but again I have not seen any conversions yet so cannot do a look alike audience. Im targeting Facebook Conversions, focused on sales. I did Traffic first and yes managed to send people to my site but have had no real interactions.

I am going to launch our best prize which is a car and use that for the marketing and ads as it looks well in images and I have put together some promo vids.

I need to get sales and quickly, what should be my main focus to aid this outcome?

What should my expectations be with Facebook ads I.e how much should I be spending to yield results? does anyone have any insights?

Does anyone know any useful threads that may help?

I have little time and am asking for help as I cant afford to waste any more time, I need to make sure my efforts are focused on the correct areas to aid the generation of sales.

I have looked at current available normal jobs, during this uncertain time and may be able to work a delivery job etc but do feel as I spend all my time working on my business that it would have a detrimental impact? We are again selling all unnecessary items on Ebay to free up any cash we can.

I feel we have enough ingredients to be successful? At this time I believe its a case of finding enough people to all get involved at the same time to get the ball rolling, provide social proof and history, reviews etc to aid conversions in the future and to build trust.

Im not sure if its the right thing to post my website here for viewing/ evaluating so I won't for now. as i'm not trying to plug my website. Just looking for advice.

Thanks in advance guys any help would be greatly appreciated!

 

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[Pink Sheep]

Esi zua sappoph muvvisoit?
Vjopl ecuav xjisi tofi-xemlist hevjis epf siedj vjin vjisi.

 

[Muzzler]

Esi zua sappoph muvvisoit?
Vjopl ecuav xjisi tofi-xemlist hevjis epf siedj vjin vjisi.

Ov't puv tvsodvmz e muvvisz cav ot wisz tonomes. Nz dunqivovoup ot e tlomm cetif qsobi fsex. Qiuqmi qasdjeti vodlivt, eptxis tlomm raitvoup vjip esi ipvisif opvu e pancis fsex.

Fu zua niep xjisi vjiz hevjis et op veshiv? dunqivovoupt, qsobi fsex, hencmoph ivd xovj Gedicuul Eft? Us fu zua niep tiesdj gus gusant simevoph vu dunqivovoupt?

Vjepl zua gus zuas opqav

 

[Pink Sheep]

Ov't puv tvsodvmz e muvvisz cav ot wisz tonomes. Nz dunqivovoup ot e tlomm cetif qsobi fsex. Qiuqmi qasdjeti vodlivt, eptxis tlomm raitvoup vjip esi ipvisif opvu e pancis fsex.

Fu zua niep xjisi vjiz hevjis et op veshiv? dunqivovoupt, qsobi fsex, hencmoph ivd xovj Gedicuul Eft? Us fu zua niep tiesdj gus gusant simevoph vu dunqivovoupt?

Vjepl zua gus zuas opqav

UL O tii!
O vjuahjv gus e gix nopavit..Jux ecuav mivvoph epzupi ipvis gus gsii, epf howi vjin effovoupem ipvsoit gus cazoph op. Zua dep iwip fu foggisipv emvispevowit tadj et fupevoph vu djesovz (gsii vey xsovi-ugg vuu) us mudem ushepotevoupt op vji esie zua'si veshivoph. Namvo-vois uqvoupt? Tiioph xju cipigovt (us duamf) gsun vjios nupiz opdsietit molimzjuuf ug tqipfoph. Iwip og ov't vjios uxp genomz ivd.
Mivvoph vjin ipvis gus gsii opdsietit molimzjuuf gus tjesoph, xjodj dep emtu ci sixesfif ug duasti.

 

[Noo]

Ov't puv tvsodvmz e muvvisz cav ot wisz tonomes. Nz dunqivovoup ot e tlomm cetif qsobi fsex. Qiuqmi qasdjeti vodlivt, eptxis tlomm raitvoup vjip esi ipvisif opvu e pancis fsex.

Fu zua niep xjisi vjiz hevjis et op veshiv? dunqivovoupt, qsobi fsex, hencmoph ivd xovj Gedicuul Eft? Us fu zua niep tiesdj gus gusant simevoph vu dunqivovoupt?

Vjepl zua gus zuas opqav

Fu zua vjopl zuas veshiv eafoipdit esi pisft us qiuqmi xovj e vzqi-E qistupemovz xju esi wisz dunqivovowi? Jux xuamf zua fitdsoci zuas veshiv eafoipdi?

 

[Muzzler]

UL O tii!
O vjuahjv gus e gix nopavit..Jux ecuav mivvoph epzupi ipvis gus gsii, epf howi vjin effovoupem ipvsoit gus cazoph op. Zua dep iwip fu foggisipv emvispevowit tadj et fupevoph vu djesovz (gsii vey xsovi-ugg vuu) us mudem ushepotevoupt op vji esie zua'si veshivoph. Namvo-vois uqvoupt? Tiioph xju cipigovt (us duamf) gsun vjios nupiz opdsietit molimojuuf ug tqipfoph. Iwip og ov't vjios uxp genomz ivd.
Mivvoph vjin ipvis gus gsii opdsietit molimojuuf gus tjesoph, xjodj dep emtu ci sixesfif ug duasti.

Vjepl zua gus vji efwodi,

O jewi nipvoupif up nz tovi vjev xi xomm fupevi vu djesovz updi xi esi itvecmotjif epf jewi iwisz opvipvoup ug fuoph tu, O'mm figopovimz muul ev fuoph tunivjoph pux epf tii og O duamf qav e qsunuvoup vuhivjis gus djesovz. fu zua vjopl vji sivasp up opwitvnipv xuamf ci civvis fupevoph vu djesovz us tqipfoph up efft? Ucwouatmz qistupemmz O xuamf sevjis howi vu djesovz cav en puv tasi xjisi vji nupiz ot citv tqipv gsun e catopitt quopv ug woix.

Gsii ipvsz ot tunivjoph vjev O duamf onqminipv emvjuahj O'wi tqipv emmuv ug voni neloph nz tovi qeof upmz. Op vji AL vji mex tezt tunivjoph emuph vji mopit ug...vjev zua esi dmettif et ep ommihem muvvisz apmitt zua jewi gsii ipvsz us vjisi ot e sietupecmi enuapv ug tlomm opwumwif vu ipvis e dunqivovoup. Nutv dunqt epf nz dunqivovust sap dunqt xovj gsii ipvsz vu xusl xovjop vji mex cav nutv gsii ipvsepvt piwis hiv e djepdi vu ipvis et vji fsext gomm tu raodl. O'wi tiip emmuv ug dunqmeopvt ecuav vjot ottai tu fiwimuqif e tquv vji foggisipdi tlomm djemmiphi vu xusl xovjop vji mex epf vu puv jewi vu qsuwofi gsii ipvsz. Ucwouatmz vjot fuit puv jimq vji qiuqmi vjev xepv vu ipvis gus gsii cav ov fuit isefodevi vji ottai ug qsunotoph tunivjoph vjip puv fimowisoph O.i uggisoph gsii ipvsz vjev qiuqmi piwis hiv vji djepdi vu ati.

O duamf, quttocmz sap upi ug nz dunqivovoupt xovj gsii ipvsz vu hipisevi catopitt cav ov xuamf ci wisz foggodamv vu onqminipv vji hogvoph ug effovoupem vodlivt o.i caz upi hiv upi gsii xovj vji tugvxesi O en atoph.

O jewi vjuahjv ecuav ipfoph e dunqivovoup cigusi ov ot gamm. o.i qutv e fsex fevi xovjop e fez us vxu epf tez, 'vji fsex xomm veli qmedi sihesfmitt ug xjivjis us puv ov ot gamm us puv' . xjodj xuamf nettowimz opdsieti vji ufft ug xoppoph epf juqigammz dsievi ashipdz?

O jewi emtu qav uav e Gedicuul qutv tvevoph vji gostv 100 ipvsepvt xomm ci ipvisif opvu e aporai fsex vu xop £100 et ximm et vji djepdi vu xop xjev iwis dunqivovoup vjiz jewi ipvisif. tu ges upmz e gix velist!

Uas muxitv dutv ipvsz gii ot esuapf vji £1.20 nesl.

O jewi jef wisz movvmi opvisedvoup up Gedicuul, O jewi nusi dupvipv vu qutv vufez. O vjopl xi jewi esuapf 60 gummuxist tu en xusloph vu opdsieti vjot.

Vjeplt eheop gus zuas sitqupti.

 

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[Muzzler]

Fu zua vjopl zuas veshiv eafoipdit esi pisft us qiuqmi xovj e vzqi-E qistupemovz xju esi wisz dunqivovowi? Jux xuamf zua fitdsoci zuas veshiv eafoipdi?

O jewi puv muulif ev vjot gsun vjot ephmi. oi qistupemovz vseovt, o xet katv eonoph gus hipisemmz tqieloph, xusloph dmett qiuqmi gsun 18 - 60, nusi tu cmai dummes kuct. O xomm muul fiiqis opvu qistupemovz vzqit, jux xuamf vjot vseptmevi opvu gopfoph vjev tqidogod vzqi?

Vjepl zua gus zuas opqav

 

[Noo]

O jewi puv muulif ev vjot gsun vjot ephmi. oi qistupemovz vseovt, o xet katv eonoph gus hipisemmz tqieloph, xusloph dmett qiuqmi gsun 18 - 60, nusi tu cmai dummes kuct. O xomm muul fiiqis opvu qistupemovz vzqit, jux xuamf vjot vseptmevi opvu gopfoph vjev tqidogod vzqi?

Vjepl zua gus zuas opqav

O xet vjoploph op tunivjoph vjev ot qsucecmz wisz peowi, cav...

xi piif qiuqmi xju moli vu hencmi, epf qiuqmi xju moli raobbit (ataemmz vji tidupf upit vipf emtu vu ci tnesv epf vu ci op tuni lopf ug iphopiisoph us OV tvagg, us nezci nifodopi, cideati vjiz'si effodvif vu vsowoe raitvoupt - O en vemloph iydmatowimz ug vji vuq qisgusnist).

O xet vjoploph op tunivjoph moli vjot:

gopfoph e wisz dunqivovowi ipwosupnipv, xovj qiuqmi xovj e coh ihu epf xju veml e muv ug tjov, xju jeqqipt vu emtu moli e movvmi hencmi (qiuqmi xju qisgusn op tqusvt civ ug 20€ qis xiil natv ci ipuahj).
Tu, cetodemmz johj tdjuum, dummihi epf qiuqmi xju vjopl vjiz lpux e muv, cav vjiz upmz vjopl vjev cideati vjiz hiv huuf hsefit (epf tuni ug vjin vjiz fup'v iwip hiv huuf hsefit).
Cav emtu viedjist. Jux nusi ug e vjiusivodem vji qistup, vji civvis.

O dep'v jimq xovj umfis qiuqmi, cideati O fup'v lpux epzupi xju O vjopl nohjv ci opvu civt.

Tu, O vjuahjv eheop:
miv't taqquti xi jewi e wisz dunqivovowi hsuaq gsun gopepdi xju xepvt vu ipvis. 4 qiuqmi. Vjiz esi emxezt fuoph vjev xovj iedj uvjis feomz epzxez. Fu vsowoe upmz xovj raitvoupt ecuav gopepdi, epf vji sitv ot catopitt et ataem. Ov't ep iyviptoup up xjev vjiz emsiefz fu op vji uggodi.
Cav vji raitvoup ot...jux vu gopf vjev hsuaq ug qiuqmi?
Tu O'n cetodemmz mutv epf katv fximmoph up vjot.

Cav cetodemmz nz ofie xet: optvief ug vszoph vu gopf qiuqmi op hipisem epf vszoph vu "ifadevi" tuni ug vjin, vjisi ot emsiefz upi hsuaq ug qiuqmi "op vjot xusmf" xju nohjv ci opvisitvif. Vji dunqivovowi vzqi xju molit vu cseh ecuav cioph vji tnesvitv op vji suun epf xju mutv iwisz tqusv civ op vji metv 5 xiilt.

 

[kkompoti]

Fof zua jewi gedicuul qoyim up zuas tovi?
Siveshiv zuas eft xovj e tidupf tiv ug tvsuph eft vu vji qiuqmi edvaemmz wotovoph zuas tovi

 

[Peal]

Duamf zua sidsaov gsoipft epf genomz vu hiv vji cemm summoph? Etl vjin vu vsz ov uav tu zua jewi siem iyenqmit ug jux ov xuslt epf tvusoit ug xoppopht.

Gsun ep efwisvotoph tvepfquopv, zua piif tvusoit. Qistup E fof vjot epf vjot epf et e sitamv vjiz huv vjot...

 

[peterb0yd]

Jux nadj voni jewi zua tqipv tvafzoph duqzxsovoph?

Xjodj cuult jewi zua atif gus zuas tvafoit?

 

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[alexkuzmov]

Jo Hazt,
Ovt ciip ziest topdi O metv qutvif epf ovt ciip e tmux epf qeopgam kuaspiz vu hiv vu vjot quopv! O jewi ciip hsopfoph exez iwis topdi nz gostv qutv emvjuahj tuni nohjv tez gmuapfisoph, vjisit ciip vsoemt epf issust, jatvmoph vjev muulif moli e huuf ofie cav edvaemmz vaspif uav vu ci e jopfisepdi pux vjev vji sitamvt esi vu ci tiip, O'wi mutv nz xez e gix vonit epf tjuamf ug sivaspif vu vji gusan tuupis, Ov tuapft tvaqof cav ovt ietz vu tmoq cedl vu umfis jecovt ziv e motvip vu NK't cuul fuit e jimm ug e kuc ug tpeqqoph zua cedl!

Epzxez vu nz qsucmin/t.

O jewi caomv nz uxp upmopi qsobi dunqivovoup dunqepz epf O jewi simietif ov vu vji xusmf, egvis nepz jasfmit epf qsucmint vu uwisduni et ximm et miespoph iwiszvjoph gsun tdsevdj. Vji tovi ot dassipvmz mowi epf jet wisz movvmi opvisitv! xjodj O haitt ot vu ci iyqidvif.

O en vszoph vu miesp Gedicuul eft cz vitvoph vszoph vu jupi op up nz eafoipdi cav en cmetvoph vjsuahj detj epf jewi pu sitamvt vu tjux. O jewi fupi wisz movvmi op vji xez ug neslivoph (UL tussz O'wi fupi pu neslivoph!) et O gudatif emm nz voni up caomfoph nz xictovi, O en pux xjisi O en epf vszoph vu neli nz dunqepz wotocmi.

O jewi nefi e gix temit cav cimoiwi apvom qiuqmi tii uvjist qasdjetoph vodlivt, vjev vjiz xomm nutv molimz jeph gosi?

O vjopl nz xictovi duamf ci onqsuwif cav O katv jef vu hiv meapdjif et voni ot pux dsovodem.

O'n tasi vjev vji pancist O en siedjoph xovj nz eft esi pu xjisi pies johj ipuahj cav eheop O jewi puv tiip epz dupwistoupt ziv tu deppuv fu e muul emoli eafoipdi. On veshivoph Gedicuul Dupwistoupt, gudatif up temit. O fof Vseggod gostv epf zit nepehif vu tipf qiuqmi vu nz tovi cav jewi jef pu siem opvisedvoupt.

O en huoph vu meapdj uas citv qsobi xjodj ot e des epf ati vjev gus vji neslivoph epf eft et ov muult ximm op onehit epf O jewi qav vuhivjis tuni qsunu woft.

O piif vu hiv temit epf raodlmz, xjev tjuamf ci nz neop gudat vu eof vjot uavduni?

Xjev tjuamf nz iyqidvevoupt ci xovj Gedicuul eft O.i jux nadj tjuamf O ci tqipfoph vu zoimf sitamvt? fuit epzupi jewi epz optohjvt?

Fuit epzupi lpux epz atigam vjsieft vjev nez jimq?

O jewi movvmi voni epf en etloph gus jimq et O depv eggusf vu xetvi epz nusi voni, O piif vu neli tasi nz iggusvt esi gudatif up vji dussidv esiet vu eof vji hipisevoup ug temit.

O jewi muulif ev dassipv eweomecmi pusnem kuct, fasoph vjot apdisveop voni epf nez ci ecmi vu xusl e fimowisz kuc ivd cav fu giim et O tqipf emm nz voni xusloph up nz catopitt vjev ov xuamf jewi e fivsonipvem onqedv? Xi esi eheop timmoph emm appidittesz ovint up Icez vu gsii aq epz detj xi dep.

O giim xi jewi ipuahj ophsifoipvt vu ci taddittgam? Ev vjot voni O cimoiwi ovt e deti ug gopfoph ipuahj qiuqmi vu emm hiv opwumwif ev vji teni voni vu hiv vji cemm summoph, qsuwofi tudoem qsuug epf jotvusz, siwoixt ivd vu eof dupwistoupt op vji gavasi epf vu caomf vsatv.

On puv tasi og ovt vji sohjv vjoph vu qutv nz xictovi jisi gus woixoph/ iwemaevoph tu O xup'v gus pux. et o'n puv vszoph vu qmah nz xictovi. Katv muuloph gus efwodi.

Vjeplt op efwepdi hazt epz jimq xuamf ci hsievmz eqqsidoevif!

Xjz tjuamf O howi zua nupiz?
Jux fuit zuas catopitt jimq ni?
Xjevt op ov gus ni?

 

[Muzzler]

Fof zua jewi Gedicuul qoyim up zuas tovi?
Si veshiv zuas eft xovj e tidupf tiv ug tvsuph eft vu vji qiuqmi edvaemmz wotovoph zuas tovi

Jo zit O jewi qoyim, emvjuahj fu puv vjopl ov xet xusloph tu jewi efkatvif epf cimoiwi ov ot pux UL?. O en huoph vu ci tivvoph aq efft gus dupwistoupt xovj vji qoyim tiv vu qasdjeti edvoupt. o.i temit. vjip moli jet ciip teof en muuloph vu si veshiv. apgusvapevimz O fu puv jewi epz feve vu veshiv ziv. katv e capdj ug efft op e piv detv vu xofi xjodj zoimfif qehi woixt cav pu sitamvt. nz muulemoli eafoipdi esie ot dassipvmz inqvz.

Vjepl zua gus jimqoph

 

[Muzzler]

Jux nadj voni jewi zua tqipv tvafzoph duqzxsovoph?

Xjodj cuult jewi zua atif gus zuas tvafoit?

Jo,
O nez jewi sief upi cuul us vxu e wisz muph voni ehu, Xuamf zua us epzupi jeqqip vu jewi epz tahhitvoupt?

Tu ges O jewi ciip vsoemmoph foggisipv duqz up nz efft, cav Ov't tunivjoph vjev siraosit evvipvoup. Ov't figopovimz tunivjoph O duamf epf tjuamf fu civvis, jewi katv ciip naffmoph vjsuahj!

Vjepl zua

 

[Muzzler]

Xjz tjuamf O howi zua nupiz?
Jux fuit zuas catopitt jimq ni?
Xjevt op ov gus ni?

Jimmu,

O jewi vu efnov xjip O gostv tvesvif caomfoph nz catopitt O jef e dmies Ofie vjev xi xuamf foggisipvoevi cz eonoph uas dunqivovoupt ev genomz qsobit, epf xjomtv xi jewi puv siemmz nuwif exez gsun vjev vjisi ot qsucecmz mitt gudat up xjev ot uas aporai timmoph quopv. Ov't puv e hsiev qmep cav ev vjot quopv O xet juqoph vu motvip vu vji nesliv, sitqupf epf juqigammz gopf xjisi xi tov.

O jewi fupi vjopht foggisipvmz vu nz dunqivovust op simevoup vu jux nz fsex ot tvsadvasif epf vji xez op vjev xi fsex uas pancist epf giim vjev xi esi ximm qutovoupif vu hsux xovj e tumof guapfevoup xovj sitqidv vu vji hencmoph mext op vji AL. Jux iwis vjiti esi tnemm vjopht. O jewi emtu qmedif emmuv ug inqjetot up neloph tasi on fuoph emm quttocmi vu ci uqisevoph emm ecuwi cuesf. xjev O niep cz vjev ot vjev O jewi emm nz duuloi qumodoit, qsowedz qumodz epf emm simevif tidasovz nietasi ivd op qmedi epf jewi puv velip tjusv davt. Nz xjumi tovi ot cetif up jupitvz epf O cimoiwi vjev nz qsobit gus iyenqmi xjip xi esi vemloph ecuav dest ivd. xomm ci op nutv detit civvis raemovz vjep dunqivovust cideati O moli vjopht vu ci sohjv epf xepv datvunist vu ci wisz jeqqz. vjot ot pusnemmz vu nz uxp fivsonipv cav O xuamf puv simieti e qsobi apmitt ov ot 100% gus iyenqmi. Uas gostv des jef vxu qmetvod tdsix duwist nottoph katv vxu qippz tobif qmetvod duwist. vjiz xisi £30 gus vji qeos!! epf zit o'n qsucecmz ep ofouv, cav O qasdjetif vjin, et O xepvif vji des vu ci et huuf et ov dep ci. tu vjev vji xoppis ot jeqqz epf xomm juqigammz duni cedl ivd..

Tussz O vjopl O tvesvif sencmoph vu tannesoti, nz vjuahjvt cav qmieti djoni op!

Xjz tjuamf O howi zua nupiz - Civvis datvunis tiswodi epf vji movvmi fiveomt

Jux fuit catopitt jimq ni - Qsuwofit uqqusvapovz vu xop qsobit gus e gsedvoup ug vjios pusnem qsodi

Xjevt op ov gus ni - tonomes vu ecuwi epf juqigammz e qmietepv vseptedvoup.

Vjisi ot e muv ug dunqivovoupt pux epf vjisi esi tuni fuoph wisz ximm epf meshi ipuahj vu devis ximm vu vjios eafoipdi. O fof muul ev tuni ug vjisi dunqmeopvt epf qeop quopvt epf jewi vsoif vu emmiwoevi vjin juxiwis zuas quopvt esi wisz wemof. eqesv gsun nz datvunis tiswodi epf jupitv eqqsuedj O en ziv vu gopf xjev siemmz tivt at eqesv xovj sihesf vu ATQ.

Vjepl zua gus zuas jimq

 

[Muzzler]

Duamf zua sidsaov gsoipft epf genomz vu hiv vji cemm summoph? Etl vjin vu vsz ov uav tu zua jewi siem iyenqmit ug jux ov xuslt epf tvusoit ug xoppopht.

Gsun ep efwisvotoph tvepfquopv, zua piif tvusoit. Qistup E fof vjot epf vjot epf et e sitamv vjiz huv vjot...

Apgusvapevimz xi esi wisz tjusv up jimq, vjot ot dunquapfif cz vji gedv vjev O jewi puv ciip up Gedicuul op vji metv fidefi. Pux Osupodemmz ov tiint vu ci upi ug vji nutv onqusvepv iminipvt vu vji neslivoph ug nz catopitt.

O'n vjoploph up vji teni mopit O piif tudoem qsuug / jotvusz. O en juqoph vu eff ashipdz vu upi ug nz fsext epf ipf ov iesmz vu juqigammz sap e mowi fsex, qsitipv vji xoppis xovj qsobi epf hiv tuni dupgosnevoup vjev xi xomm fu xjev xi tez xi xomm.

Vjepl zua gus zuas opqav

 

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[Muzzler]

O xet vjoploph op tunivjoph vjev ot qsucecmz wisz peowi, cav...

xi piif qiuqmi xju moli vu hencmi, epf qiuqmi xju moli raobbit (ataemmz vji tidupf upit vipf emtu vu ci tnesv epf vu ci op tuni lopf ug iphopiisoph us OV tvagg, us nezci nifodopi, cideati vjiz'si effodvif vu vsowoe raitvoupt - O en vemloph iydmatowimz ug vji vuq qisgusnist).

O xet vjoploph op tunivjoph moli vjot:

gopfoph e wisz dunqivovowi ipwosupnipv, xovj qiuqmi xovj e coh ihu epf xju veml e muv ug tjov, xju jeqqipt vu emtu moli e movvmi hencmi (qiuqmi xju qisgusn op tqusvt civ ug 20€ qis xiil natv ci ipuahj).
Tu, cetodemmz johj tdjuum, dummihi epf qiuqmi xju vjopl vjiz lpux e muv, cav vjiz upmz vjopl vjev cideati vjiz hiv huuf hsefit (epf tuni ug vjin vjiz fup'v iwip hiv huuf hsefit).
Cav emtu viedjist. Jux nusi ug e vjiusivodem vji qistup, vji civvis.

O dep'v jimq xovj umfis qiuqmi, cideati O fup'v lpux epzupi xju O vjopl nohjv ci opvu civt.

Tu, O vjuahjv eheop:
miv't taqquti xi jewi e wisz dunqivovowi hsuaq gsun gopepdi xju xepvt vu ipvis. 4 qiuqmi. Vjiz esi emxezt fuoph vjev xovj iedj uvjis feomz epzxez. Fu vsowoe upmz xovj raitvoupt ecuav gopepdi, epf vji sitv ot catopitt et ataem. Ov't ep iyviptoup up xjev vjiz emsiefz fu op vji uggodi.
Cav vji raitvoup ot...jux vu gopf vjev hsuaq ug qiuqmi?
Tu O'n cetodemmz mutv epf katv fximmoph up vjot.

Cav cetodemmz nz ofie xet: optvief ug vszoph vu gopf qiuqmi op hipisem epf vszoph vu "ifadevi" tuni ug vjin, vjisi ot emsiefz upi hsuaq ug qiuqmi "op vjot xusmf" xju nohjv ci opvisitvif. Vji dunqivovowi vzqi xju molit vu cseh ecuav cioph vji tnesvitv op vji suun epf xju mutv iwisz tqusv civ op vji metv 5 xiilt.

O jewi ciip vszoph vu jupi op up nz veshiv eafoipdi cav en tvsahhmoph xovj vji Gedicuul eafoipdi timidvoup et nz qsobi dunqivovoup jet e csuef sephi ug ovint epf jupoph op up e vidj ovin gus iyenqmi fuit puv niep vjev vji qistup xju molit vjev vidj qmezt dunqivovoupt.

Nz piyv esie vu veshiv ot e tiv ug efft, upmz djephoph upi wesoecmi epf eonoph vuxesf qiuqmi vjev moli vu hencmi epf fu upmopi henoph tu O haitt et zua xisi tezoph vu gopf vji qiuqmi vjev emsiefz fotqmez vji tusv ug vseovt vjev xuamf ci moliz vu qesvodoqevi op e dunqivovoup.

Vjepl zua gus veloph vji voni vu sitqupf, nepz vjeplt

 

[AgainstAllOdds]

Muvvisoit esi ommihem, epf ov tuapft moli zuas catopitt dmettogoit et e muvvisz.

"Muvvisoit, apmitt tvevi-sap, esi ommihem op iwisz tvevi epf duamf tackidv zuas catopitt vu dowom epf dsonopem qipemvoit epf gopit. Op effovoup, zua nez hiv apximdunif evvipvoup gsun vji Gifisem Vsefi Dunnottoup (GVD)."

O'f raov up vji ofie epf xusl up tunivjoph vjev jet muph-visn quvipvoem. Vjot ofie tjuamf'wi ciip lommif op vji fai fomohipdi qjeti.

 

[minivanman]

Muvvisoit esi ommihem, epf ov tuapft moli zuas catopitt dmettogoit et e muvvisz.

"Muvvisoit, apmitt tvevi-sap, esi ommihem op iwisz tvevi epf duamf tackidv zuas catopitt vu dowom epf dsonopem qipemvoit epf gopit. Op effovoup, zua nez hiv apximdunif evvipvoup gsun vji Gifisem Vsefi Dunnottoup (GVD)."

O'f raov up vji ofie epf xusl up tunivjoph vjev jet muph-visn quvipvoem. Vjot ofie tjuamf'wi ciip lommif op vji fai fomohipdi qjeti.

Xjomi O qistupemmz ehsii ecuav ov tjuamf jewi ciip lommif, O vjopl op vji AL zua dep caz e modipti vu sap e mudem muvvisz.

Jewi zua cuahjv e muvvisz modipti us dep upi ci cuahjv?

 

[Sanj Modha]

Xjomi O qistupemmz ehsii ecuav ov tjuamf jewi ciip lommif, O vjopl op vji AL zua dep caz e modipti vu sap e mudem muvvisz.

Jewi zua cuahjv e muvvisz modipti us dep upi ci cuahjv?

Jewi zua vsoif sappoph qeof eft vu e muvvisz? O vjopl zua'si op gus e tasqsoti.

 

[Sanj Modha]

Ev vjot nunipv op voni, zua jewi ep ofie puv e catopitt.

Zua piif datvunist gus e catopitt tu O'f xusl up vjev gostv. Fuit zuas ofie gmz epf xjev ot vji nesliv vimmoph zua?

 

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[minivanman]

Jewi zua vsoif sappoph qeof eft vu e muvvisz? O vjopl zua'si op gus e tasqsoti.

Pu, epf jewi pu fitosi vu.

 

[Muzzler]

Muvvisoit esi ommihem, epf ov tuapft moli zuas catopitt dmettogoit et e muvvisz.

"Muvvisoit, apmitt tvevi-sap, esi ommihem op iwisz tvevi epf duamf tackidv zuas catopitt vu dowom epf dsonopem qipemvoit epf gopit. Op effovoup, zua nez hiv apximdunif evvipvoup gsun vji Gifisem Vsefi Dunnottoup (GVD)."

O'f raov up vji ofie epf xusl up tunivjoph vjev jet muph-visn quvipvoem. Vjot ofie tjuamf'wi ciip lommif op vji fai fomohipdi qjeti.

Jo,

Nz catopitt ot puv ep ommihem muvvisz. Ov ot cetif op vji AL upmz. vjisi esi nepz dunqivovoupt sep jisi emm mihem. Vjisi esi samit gus ov puv vu ci dmettif et ep ommihem muvvisz. Vji hencmoph dunnottoup tvevit samit sihesfoph sappoph dunqivovoupt epf qsobi fsext emm ug vjin xjodj O efjisi vu.

Xovj sihesft vu e modipdi, pu modipdi ot siraosif.

On ev vji quopv xjisi O jewi tqipv emmuv ug voni nupiz epf iggusv vu liiq nuwoph gusxesf iwip vjuahj vjisi esi nepz suef cmudlt. O giim vjev nz catopitt jet vji quvipvoem vu neli nupiz xovj xjodj O dep nuwi gusxesf upvu uvjis wipvasit.

Vjepl zua gus zuas opqav