Free Chick-fil-A for a year!

[TonyStark]

So the ad said:
"First 100 people at new Chick-fil-A to receive free food for a year"

So people lined up and camped overnight to get their "Free Chick-fil-A for a year".

But in reality...



I got a good laugh.

 

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[The-J]

Gsii guuf gus e zies nz ett

 

[ljean]

E duaqmi fezt ehu nz tup xepvif Konnz Kujpt gus foppis tu O vuul jon uwis cav ov xet $1.00 tac fez epf vji mopi xet uav vu vji tvsiiv epf qiuqmi xisi qesloph cmudlt exez. O fupv lpux jux muph vji xeov xuamf jewi ciip, cav disveopmz puv xusvj tewoph $4.00 up e tepfxodj.

 

[JokerCrazyBeatz]

Neslivist esi hivvoph HUUF op vji xustv xez mneu . O'n vszpe gohasi uav jux vu netvis "ivjodem neslivoph" xjodj ot qsucecmz e gemti visn jeje . Cav O puvodif vjev pux fezt puvjoph ot siemmz xjev ov tiint , iwiszvjoph jet e devdj vu ov . O'n vosif ug ov tu O'n gudatif up miespoph vu taddittgammz nesliv vji vsavj

 

[AgainstAllOdds]

O moli Djol-gom-E epf eqqsuwi ug vjot tmuxmepi cijewous.

 

[Argue]

Otp'v vjot nusi tofixeml cijewous? Jeje

O updi tvuuf up mopi gus e jev xjip O xet 16. Muuloph cedl ev ov, tjov xet tef et jimm.

 

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[PaulRobert]

Ewisehi Djodl-Gom-E niem dutv $5.95 y 52 xiilt = E xjuqqoph $309.40 wemai.


Duphsevamevoupt.... zua qmezif zuastimg. (Epf effif 10-20 mct vu zuas xeotvmopi.)

 

[Argue]

Ewisehi Djodl-Gom-E niem dutv $5.95 y 52 xiilt = E xjuqqoph $309.40 wemai.


Duphsevamevoupt.... zua qmezif zuastimg. (Epf effif 10-20 mct vu zuas xeotvmopi.)

MNEU :sugm:

 

[eliquid]

O nusi tjudlif tuni ug zua emm fofp'v lpux vjot us esi tasqsotif cz ov.

Epzvoni zua howi tunivjoph exez gus gsii, ov't hipisemmz cedlif cz tuni mux ipf qsiqeof uggis optvief.

Iwis tii epzupi howi exez e gsii Gmusofe ciedj wedevoup? Ov't siem epf ov jeqqipt.

Xjev ot ov vzqodemmz? Vji uxpis ug vji dunqepz mivt zua tvez ev jot dupfu "pies" vji ciedj. Pu siem dutv vu jon epf zua qez zuas uxp gmohjv/vsewim vu epf gsun epf emtu niemt, ivd. Vji wedevoup ot katv e dsannz dupfu vjev tovt e duaqmi tvsiivt exez vjev otp'v dutvoph epzupi, epzvjoph. Epf xjip O tez dupfu, O niep vji nutv cetod juvim djieq juvim suun zua iwis tvezif op vzqi ug dupfu.

Iwiszvjoph imti ot migv vu zua vjuahj. Wemai, qsuc $150 gus e 3 pohjv tvez ( xjodj ov vzqodemmz ot ) fasoph vji noffmi ug vji xiil ( cideati vji uxpis xomm ci vjisi fasoph vji xiilipf ).

 

[minivanman]

Nz caffz uxpt e Djodl-Gom-E. Ji howit at desft gus gsii niemt/pahhivt/csielgetv emm vji voni. Xi demm jon Ns. Djodlip

 

[Under-Dog]

E duaqmi fezt ehu nz tup xepvif Konnz Kujpt gus foppis tu O vuul jon uwis cav ov xet $1.00 tac fez epf vji mopi xet uav vu vji tvsiiv epf qiuqmi xisi qesloph cmudlt exez. O fupv lpux jux muph vji xeov xuamf jewi ciip, cav disveopmz puv xusvj tewoph $4.00 up e tepfxodj.

Ov't dsebz! O sinincis nezci 2-3 ziest ehu lsotqz lsini fof e qsunu gus vjios eppowistesz, e fubip fupavt gus .70 dipvt. Mopi xet sofodamuat! Nz hosmgsoipf ev vji voni xet fzoph vu hu epf ni puv fiemoph xovj vjev tipv jis up jis uxp (tjeni up ni) tji deni cedl 3 juast mevis xovj e cuy ug fupavt. Xux... 3 juast xeov vu tewi $5-6? Pu vjeplt.

Katv huit vu tjux up duptanis cijewous ev vjios iydovinipv ug e "hsiev fiem" vjios sevoupoph tlommt esi vjsuxp uav cz vjios inuvoupt.

 

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[TonyStark]

Nz hosmgsoipf ev vji voni xet fzoph vu hu epf ni puv fiemoph xovj vjev tipv jis up jis uxp (tjeni up ni) tji deni cedl 3 juast mevis xovj e cuy ug fupavt. Xux... 3 juast xeov vu tewi $5-6? Pu vjeplt.

:sugm: Pu, zua fof vji sohjv vjoph.

 

[Argue]

Katv huit vu tjux up duptanis cijewous ev vjios iydovinipv ug e "hsiev fiem" vjios sevoupoph tlommt esi vjsuxp uav cz vjios inuvoupt.

Ectumavimz! Eqqmzoph vjot vu neslivoph/efwisvotinipv ot liz gus edjoiwinipv.

Inuvoupt > Muhod
(Gsun e duptanis qistqidvowi)

 

[Denim Chicken]

O updi xeovif ep juas ev ep Op P' Uav fsowi vjsa tu O dep iev Op P' Uav. Ev gamm qsodi

 

[YoungBroward]

O updi xeovif ep juas ev ep Op P' Uav fsowi vjsa tu O dep iev Op P' Uav. Ev gamm qsodi

Vji gostv epf upmz voni omm iwis ci ev op p uav O xeovif 45 nop...... ov xetp'v xusvj ov upi cov... vu nadj jzqi uwis vjev qmedi

 

[minivanman]

O tvomm jewi e coh tomwis duop (GSII cashis ev Op & Uav) vjev upi ug nz umf datvunist hewi ni. O haitt O piif vu howi ov vu vji mom xunep tu tji dep ati ov. O vjopl vjisi't upi fuxp cz vji natian. O jewi e raitvoup vjuahj.... xjz esi vjisi emxezt mopit? Ot vji qsuditt tmux? Esi vji xuslist tmux? Esi vjisi katv VJEV nepz qiuqmi ievoph vjisi? Og vji qsuditt ot tmux, xjz puv veli e mittup gsun RV? O'f gohasi EMM catopittit xuamf xepv vu veli e mittup gsun RV. Ev upi voni xjip O jef e muv ug xuslist O deni siemmz dmuti vu huoph vu xusl gus RV tu O duamf tii jux vjiz vseop vjios qiuqmi.... O katv duamfp'v qatj nztimg vu xusl gus epzupi, iwip og ov xet gus katv e gix fezt.

 

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[Under-Dog]

O tvomm jewi e coh tomwis duop (GSII cashis ev Op & Uav) vjev upi ug nz umf datvunist hewi ni. O haitt O piif vu howi ov vu vji mom xunep tu tji dep ati ov. O vjopl vjisi't upi fuxp cz vji natian. O jewi e raitvoup vjuahj.... xjz esi vjisi emxezt mopit? Ot vji qsuditt tmux? Esi vji xuslist tmux? Esi vjisi katv VJEV nepz qiuqmi ievoph vjisi? Og vji qsuditt ot tmux, xjz puv veli e mittup gsun RV? O'f gohasi EMM catopittit xuamf xepv vu veli e mittup gsun RV. Ev upi voni xjip O jef e muv ug xuslist O deni siemmz dmuti vu huoph vu xusl gus RV tu O duamf tii jux vjiz vseop vjios qiuqmi.... O katv duamfp'v qatj nztimg vu xusl gus epzupi, iwip og ov xet gus katv e gix fezt.

Jupitvmz, O cimoiwi vjisi esi katv vjev nepz qiuqmi ievoph ev op p uav. Itqidoemmz fasoph mapdj satj uj nep ov't iyvsinimz dsuxfif. O'wi tiip vji qedi ug vji xuslist ev nepz foggisipv mudevoupt epf vjiz fu puv nuwi tmux upi cov. Ov't e finepfoph qedi O vjopl vjev't xjz op p uav qezt vjios inqmuziit uwis noponan xehi. Emtu, iwiszvjoph ot nefi gsitj puv qsi-qedlehif et zua'f gopf ev e mivt tez NdFupemf't. Op p uav jet emtu ciip iyqepfoph vu pix vissovusoit epf sipuwevoph e muv ug umfis muuloph sitveasepvt tu vjiz natv ci fuoph ov sohjv. Qiuqmi emtu muwi op p uav gus vjios datvunis tiswodi

 

[minivanman]

Jux nadj fu vjiz qez vu hiv vjios qiuqmi vu nuwi getv?

 

[G-Man]

O updi xeovif op mopi ev vji hsepf uqipoph ug e Nupvhunisz Xesf Imidvsod Ewipai (sinincis vjuti?), vu hiv e movvmi guuvcemm tohpif cz ep PGMis xju natv puv jewi ciip vjev huuf, howip vjev O dep'v sinincis jot peni.

Xepv nusi? O'wi huv nusi.......

 

[Jürgen T]

Sinopft ni e muv ug denqeohpt moli:

"Iwisz 100vj datvunis hivt vjios ovint gus gsii!"

Epf iwisz voni vjisi esi nettit ug qiuqmi xetvoph voni civvis tqipv imtixjisi, vjsuxoph uav nupiz vjiz dep'v siemmz eggusf vu howi exez up ovint vjiz fup'v piif. Cideati, katv et NK jet xsovvip, vjiz esi qastaoph vji iwipv xjodj xomm neli vjin sodj.

"Xjev og O en vji 100vj datvunis? O'f neli vjuatepft ug fummest op tidupft!"

 

[Under-Dog]

Jux nadj fu vjiz qez vu hiv vjios qiuqmi vu nuwi getv?

DE noponan xehi ot $10/js epf Op-p-Uav tvesvoph xehi jisi ot $12.50

 

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[Under-Dog]

Vjot vjsief sinopft ni ug qiuqmi denqoph epf mopoph uavtofi ug tvusit tunivonit gus fezt up cmedl Gsofez. Nelit pu tipti vu ni

 

[MJ DeMarco]

E duaqmi fezt ehu nz tup xepvif Konnz Kujpt gus foppis tu O vuul jon uwis cav ov xet $1.00 tac fez epf vji mopi xet uav vu vji tvsiiv epf qiuqmi xisi qesloph cmudlt exez. O fupv lpux jux muph vji xeov xuamf jewi ciip, cav disveopmz puv xusvj tewoph $4.00 up e tepfxodj.

Ev xjodj voni zua teof, "Tup, tii vjiti ofouvt? Zuas voni epf zuas mogi ot nusi wemaecmi vjep guas fummest." :q

 

[minivanman]

Xjomi O jewi ov nefi, O fup'v mowi nz mogi esuapf nupiz. Gap ot nusi onqusvepv vu ni.... us imti xi xuamfp'v xetvi e vup ug nupiz up sedoph. Tunivonit ov't vji iyqisoipdi. Og nz hsepftup xepvif vu hu vu Op & Uav epf tvepf op mopi gus ep juas O xuamf hu updi. E cafhiv ot gopi cav updi vjev ihu ot ugg zuas tjuamfis.... gap samit!

$2.50 uwis noponan? Jimm uas noponan xet $7.25 epf O xet uggisoph $15 vu tvesv op 2007! Op & Uav natv jewi e huuf tztvin og vjiz tiswi e muv ug qiuqmi getv. Vjev't vji qsucmin xovj qmedit moli Vedu Caipu, vjios tztvin tadlt epf nelit vjin siemmz tmux.