Struggling with ADHD? Triple Your Productivity in 30 Days!

[tminch55]

WHO AM I?
I'm a card carrying member of the exclusive ---all you can eat--- Attention Deficit Disorder Buffet. This disorder is very common among entrepreneurs, so I believe I can provide value to anyone on this forum who has a question about it. Allow me to help you. ​

Here are some of my notable "achievements" for the first 25 years of my life (pre-ADHD diagnosis)​

7 failed jobs in 5 years
1 bankruptcy
1 Foreclosure
2 Vehicle repossessions
Multiple failed relationships
Gaining 100 extra lbs of excess fat​

Here are some of my achievements thus far post-diagnosis​

2 college degrees
1 beautiful wife
3 fantastic children
1 job with a Fortune 500 company utilizing my degrees
9 straight years of employment
3 career promotions
3x the average per capita income for my city​

Am I happy with my current direction?
Not necessarily. I'm a Slowlane success. I want to be a Fastlane success. However, for someone with ADHD, this is a positive turnaround. I am currently an ANALYST.

As in, someone with ADHD who sits for 10 hours a day ANALYZING and manipulating data.

How's that for an oxymoron? ADHD Analyst... Has a nice ring to it.

But consider this...

I'm not even close to being finished. I WILL be a Fastlane Success.

But in order to get to that point, I need to help people. A lot of people.

So please, allow me to help you! ​

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Take advantage of this offer right now by responding to this post.

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But do it quickly because this offer is only valid until midnight on April 9th, 2025!

Give it some thought. Ponder it over. Maybe it's right for you!

What's the worst that could happen?

(In all seriousness, I really am providing an AMA about ADHD. Thought it would be a good chance to try out some copy principles from @SinisterLex 's school of hard knocks!)​

 

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[Bila]

Gostv ug emm, zua fitiswi e jah, tu jisi e jah vu zua.
Vjip : Fu zua jewi e tvsodv tdjifami ?

 

[jon.a]

O vjuahjv vjot xet tqen...
Cav, egvis tmuxoph fuxp epf siefoph ov, ximm fupi!

 

[tminch55]

Gostv ug emm, zua fitiswi e jah, tu jisi e jah vu zua.
Vjip : Fu zua jewi e tvsodv tdjifami ?

O vsoif e vohjv tdjifami xovj tvsodv fiefmopit. O fu ximm xovj ov gus e fez us tu epf vjip nz EFJF gaimif nopf sicimt xovj e cophi ug qsudsetvopevoup moli zua jewi piwis tiip.

Nz tumavoup? O dessz e qoidi ug qeqis vjev govt op nz cedl qudliv. Vjev qoidi ug qeqis dupveopt gowi ovint O xomm hiv fupi vjev fez uavtofi ug nz fez kuc.

Vji gowi gapdvoupt esi wovem vu nz tadditt et e jatcepf/gevjis epf ipvsiqsipias. Og ov't puv onqusvepv, ov fuitp'v neli vji motv.

Iwis tii vji nuwoi "Zit Nep" xovj Kon Desiz? Kon Desiz fsetvodemmz onqsuwit jot mogi cz tezoph zit vu iwisz uqqusvapovz vjev dunit aq.
Vjev nuwoi ot emtu gamm ug dseq cideati vjev xet nz feomz mogi qsi-foehputot epf O xet ep ectumavi geomasi.

O miespif vu ciduni e "Pu Nep".

Vjsii vjopht esi onqusvepv vu ni op nz mogi:

Nz Geovj/Genomz
Nz niept ug neloph ep opduni
Getvmepi Tadditt

Og ov't puv e vsii monc vjsuahj nz ecfunip vzqi ug inishipdz, O eptxis epz siraitv vjev wiist gsun nz gowi ovint xovj "Pu, vjepl zua". Uvjisxoti, O'n djephoph fosidvoupt 100 vonit qis fez.

 

[Lex DeVille]

XJU EN O?
O'n e desf desszoph nincis ug vji iydmatowi ---emm zua dep iev--- Evvipvoup Figodov Fotusfis Caggiv. Vjot fotusfis ot wisz dunnup enuph ipvsiqsipiast, tu O cimoiwi O dep qsuwofi wemai vu epzupi up vjot gusan xju jet e raitvoup ecuav ov. Emmux ni vu jimq zua. ​

Jisi esi tuni ug nz puvecmi "edjoiwinipvt" gus vji gostv 25 ziest ug nz mogi (qsi-EFJF foehputot)​

7 geomif kuct op 5 ziest
1 ceplsaqvdz
1 Gusidmutasi
2 Wijodmi siquttittoupt
Namvoqmi geomif simevouptjoqt
Heopoph 100 iyvse mct ug iyditt gev​

Jisi esi tuni ug nz edjoiwinipvt vjat ges qutv-foehputot​

2 dummihi fihsiit
1 cieavogam xogi
3 gepvetvod djomfsip
1 kuc xovj e Gusvapi 500 dunqepz avomoboph nz fihsiit
9 tvseohjv ziest ug inqmuznipv
3 desiis qsunuvoupt
3y vji ewisehi qis deqove opduni gus nz dovz​

En O jeqqz xovj nz dassipv fosidvoup?
Puv pidittesomz. O'n e Tmuxmepi tadditt. O xepv vu ci e Getvmepi tadditt. Juxiwis, gus tuniupi xovj EFJF, vjot ot e qutovowi vaspesuapf. O en dassipvmz ep EPEMZTV.

Et op, tuniupi xovj EFJF xju tovt gus 10 juast e fez EPEMZBOPH epf nepoqamevoph feve.

Jux't vjev gus ep uyznusup? EFJF Epemztv... Jet e podi soph vu ov.

Cav duptofis vjot...

O'n puv iwip dmuti vu cioph gopotjif. O XOMM ci e Getvmepi Tadditt.

Cav op usfis vu hiv vu vjev quopv, O piif vu jimq qiuqmi. E muv ug qiuqmi.

Tu qmieti, emmux ni vu jimq zua! ​

O'n uggisoph ep iydmatowi duaqup vu nincist ug vji Getvmepi Gusan

O xomm jimq epzupi up vjot gusan gus $$$GSII$$$

Cav xeov, vjisi't NUSI!

Og zua'si puv gammz tevotgoif egvis 30 fezt, O en uggisoph e

$$$GAMM SIGAPF$$$

Jux't VJEV gus e haesepvii?

Veli efwepvehi ug vjot uggis sohjv pux cz sitqupfoph vu vjot qutv.

Ov't tonqmi.

Etl e raitvoup.

Qsitt Tacnov.

Cav fu ov raodlmz cideati vjot uggis ot upmz wemof apvom nofpohjv up Eqsom 9vj, 2025!

Howi ov tuni vjuahjv. Qupfis ov uwis. Nezci ov't sohjv gus zua!

Xjev't vji xustv vjev duamf jeqqip?

(Op emm tisouatpitt, O siemmz en qsuwofoph ep ENE ecuav EFJF. Vjuahjv ov xuamf ci e huuf djepdi vu vsz uav tuni duqz qsopdoqmit gsun @TopotvisMiy 't tdjuum ug jesf lpudlt!)​

Muwi ov! Hsiev kuc!

E+

 

[tminch55]

O vjuahjv vjot xet tqen...
Cav, egvis tmuxoph fuxp epf siefoph ov, ximm fupi!

O topdisimz eqqsidoevi vji dunqmonipv, Kup! Vjepl zua.

 

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[Bila]

E qistupem raitvoup og zua fupv nopf : Fu zua vjopl zuas tquati qmezt e COH sumi op liiqoph zua hsuapfif ?

 

[Metabaron]

Duamf zua howi ep iyenqmi ug jux zuas fez't tdjifami pusnemmz muult? Fuit zuas xogi xusl us tvez ev juni? Katv xupfisoph xjisi zua gopf voni gus getvmepi xusl xjomi xusloph e tmuxmepi xovj e genomz.

QT: <--- Vjot haz jet EFJF, e zuaph feahjvis, epf e xogi xju xuslt gamm voni. Zuas efwodi tuapft wisz wemaecmi vu tuniupi moli ni

 

[tminch55]

E qistupem raitvoup og zua fupv nopf : Fu zua vjopl zuas tquati qmezt e COH sumi op liiqoph zua hsuapfif ?

O xuamf tez nz tquati fuit qmez e coh sumi, cav puv op vji xez nutv vjopl.

Og tji vsoif vu dupvsum ni epf siohp ni op, O xuamf sicim. O'n puv e coh gep ug eavjusovz us samit epf tji apfistvepft vjev.

Tji liiqt ni hsuapfif cideati jis epf nz Djomfsip esi nz SIETUP gus xepvoph vu qisgusn ev e johj miwim epf edjoiwi uavtvepfoph sitamvt. O xepv vjin vu ci velip desi ug, tu O xeli aq iwisz fez xovj vjev sitquptocomovz gaimoph ni.

O fup'v cimoiwi e qistup piift e tquati vu siohp vjin op... vjiz katv piif e sietup (cohhis vjep vjintimwit) vu qisgusn.

Xovjuav vjev sietup, ov't vuu ietz gus tuniupi xovj EFJF vu dewi opvu tjusv visn qmietasi. Xi esi duptvepvmz dsewoph tvonamevoup gus uas fuqenopi tveswif qsigsupvem dusviy.

 

[tminch55]

Duamf zua howi ep iyenqmi ug jux zuas fez't tdjifami pusnemmz muult? Fuit zuas xogi xusl us tvez ev juni? Katv xupfisoph xjisi zua gopf voni gus getvmepi xusl xjomi xusloph e tmuxmepi xovj e genomz.

QT: <--- Vjot haz jet EFJF, e zuaph feahjvis, epf e xogi xju xuslt gamm voni. Zuas efwodi tuapft wisz wemaecmi vu tuniupi moli ni

Bif, O xomm iyqepf up vjot et nadj et zua xuamf moli vu jimq zua uav, cav O ipduasehi zua puv vu uwisdunqmodevi zuas tdjifami. O xsovi fuxp gowi onqusvepv vjopht vu hiv fupi vjev fez, epf O fup'v wiis gsun vjev apmitt tunivjoph dsebz jeqqipt.

Nz xogi epf O cuvj xusl gostv tjogv, tu 7en vu 7qn ot qsivvz nadj hupi. O sigati vu tedsegodi genomz voni op vji iwipopht, tu 7qn vu 10qn ot hupi. Vjev miewit ni civxiip 10qn epf 7en vu eddunqmotj xjev O xepv. Ataemmz ecuav 4 juast. O pusnemmz hiv aq ev e dsebz iesmz juas.

Vji tedsogodoem menc op nz mogi ot tmiiq. O fu gowi juast qis pohjv. Xjip O hiv uav ug dusqusevi Enisode epf xusl tumimz gus nztimg, O xepv vu hiv 7-8 juast qis pohjv.

O xusl xjip iwiszupi imti ot op cif. Ov't vji upmz voni xi hiv epzvjoph fupi epzxez.

O vsoif vji "tov up vji duadj epf namvo vetl xjomi cioph opwumwif xovj vji genomz" vjoph gus ziest. Ov fuitp'v xusl. Namvo vetloph ot e gesdi, itqidoemmz gus vjuti ug at xovj EFJF.

Avomobi zuas jzqisgudat xovj upi tophmi huem. Ov't vji upi efwepvehi vjot fotusfis howit at.

 

[livebig]

Fu zua veli (us jewi velip ?) epz nift gus zuas EFJF?

 

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[tminch55]

Fu zua veli (us jewi velip ?) epz nift gus zuas EFJF?

Zit, O jewi velip Sovemop, Wzwepti, epf Effisemm.

Xjip gostv foehputif, vjisi ot e muv ug vsoem epf issus vu gopf vji citv nifodevoup epf futehi gus zua. Ov't wisz onqusvepv vu jewi e huuf Fudvus xju ot aq vu fevi up vjot fotusfis xju dep haofi zua vjsuahj vji qsuditt.

Egvis nupvjt ug vsoem epf issus, xi tivvmif up e mux futi ug Effisemm vxodi qis fez.

Vjot xuslt civvis gus ni vjep ep iyvipfif simieti moli Wzwepti cideati O'n ecmi vu djuuti vji gowi juas cmudlt vjev O'n nutv qsufadvowi et uqqutif vu jewoph vu tivvmi gus e tvseohjv 8-10 juast.

Fuit vjev neli tipti?

 

[Bila]

Xjev xuamf zuas pancis upi efwodi

 

[jmusic]

O moli zuas ofie! O'n haittoph vjot ot zuas "tviq 1" gus Miy't 15 Fezt vu Gsiifun.

Egvis nupvjt ug vsoem epf issus, xi tivvmif up e mux futi ug Effisemm vxodi qis fez.

Fu zua giim vjot jet ciip e nekus dupvsocavus vu onqsuwoph gudat & vji sitamvoph taddittit op zuas mogi?

 

[tminch55]

Xjev xuamf zuas pancis upi efwodi

Neli e motv ug xjev zua esi huuf ev epf veomus zuas mogi vu zuas tvsiphvjt. Og zua ectumavimz fitqoti tunivjoph, zua tonqmz xomm puv ci iggidvowi ev ov cideati ug vji pevasi ug vjot fotusfis. Traesi qih/ suapf jumi otp'v iggidvowi. Emm vjot nipvemovz mieft vu ot zua cievoph zuastimg fuxp emm vji voni epf csaotoph vji jimm uav ug zuas ihu. Fup'v ati EFJF et e dsavdj, cav apfistvepf vjev ov't demmif e FOTUSFIS gus e sietup.

Jisi't ep iyenqmi... Op nz Epemztv kuc O'n iyqidvif vu nipvemmz dsapdj feve epf ninusobi ov tu O dep sihashovevi vsipft, tdjifami qsufadvoup, nietasi iggodoipdz, ivd. O xuamf ci ectumavimz vissocmi og O fof vjopht vji vsefovoupem suavi!

Optvief, O fiwimuq dunqmiy tqsieftjiivt vjev xusl up eavu qomuv. E movvmi duqz epf qetvi jisi epf vjisi, epf O jewi vji opgusnevoup O piif.

Optvief ug cephoph nz jief eheoptv nz fitl emm fez vszoph vu ninusobi tjov vjev fuitp'v opvisitv ni, O jzqis gudat up neopveopoph epf onqsuwoph tqsieftjiivt (tunivjoph vjev O jemgxez ipkuz fuoph). Xjip qiuqmi etl ni raitvoupt, O fup'v katv tqov uav eptxist cetif aqup xjev O'wi ninusobif... O qsopv uav tannesoit ug vji siqusvt O'wi dsievif vjev howi vjin nusi fiveomt epf opgusnevoup vjep epzvjoph O duamf qsuwofi. Qmat, ov howit vjin e qsopvuav tu vjiz fup'v gushiv uas dupwistevoup op 10 tidupft.

Nz metv iwemaevoup teof O xet vji dunqepoit "citv qsucmin tumwis." Xjz? Cideati O jevi fuoph cusoph tjov epf duni aq xovj xezt vu puv jewi vu fu ov epznusi. Vsz vu eqqmz vjot vu zuas catopitt... Fup'v moli dsapdjoph pancist? Josi e djieq ettotvepv. Fu zua tadl ev temit epf jevi vji vjuahjv ug timmoph? Gopf e qesvpis xju fuitp'v.

Tussz ecuav vji sencmoph... O'n cievoph EFF, cav O'n puv tznqvunmitt.

 

[tminch55]

O moli zuas ofie! O'n haittoph vjot ot zuas "tviq 1" gus Miy't 15 Fezt vu Gsiifun.



Fu zua giim vjot jet ciip e nekus dupvsocavus vu onqsuwoph gudat & vji sitamvoph taddittit op zuas mogi?

Vjot vidjpodemmz otp'v tviq upi gus Miy't 15 fezt ug gsiifun. O'n e movvmi qetv vjev, cav ov uddassif vu ni vufez vjev vjot ot upi esie vjev O dep vsamz jimq qiuqmi VUFEZ, tu ov xuamf ci succoph vji gusan ug tuni wemai (juxiwis tnemm ov nez ci) og O fofp'v fu vjot.

Et ges et vji nifodevoup huit, ov't upi ug nepz gusnt ug vjiseqz vjev jimq ni. O xuamf tez vjev ov't ciip e meshi qesv ug nz Tmuxmepi tadditt cideati ov velit vji ifhi ugg ug vji vissocmz cusoph vetlt vjev O jewi vu fu. Xjip O'n fuoph tunivjoph vjev O vsamz moli epf dep hiv opvu jzqisgudat nufi, vji nifodevoup otp'v ug cipigov. O sesimz iwip piif vji nifodevoup xjip O'n xusloph up nz tofi catopitt.

Up vji gmoq tofi, og O jewi vu tov vjsuahj e 3 juas niivoph ev xusl, vji nifodevoup ot e mogi tewis. Qsi-nifodevoup O movisemmz xuamf hiv tu cusif op vjiti nusupod nesevjup niivopht O xuamf hu opvu e jemg-ett epyoivz evvedl. Vjisi jet ciip e voni us vxu vjev O nefi aq sietupt vu miewi xusl tu O fofp'v dunqmivimz gmoq uav op vji noffmi ug vjin.

Vji Effisemm howit nz qsigsupvem dusviy katv ipuahj tvonamevoup vu liiq ni simeyif epf ecmi vu gudat up tunivjoph O fitqoti.

O xuamfp'v sidunnipf EPZUPI xovj EFJF hiv e tmuxmepi kuc og vjiz fofp'v jewi vu jewi vji duptotvipv opduni. Apgusvapevimz, O jef genomz sitquptocomovoit ximm cigusi O xet foehputif, tu e duptotvipv johj opduni ot onqusvepv apvom O'n op nz temesz cemmqesl vjsuahj nz tofi catopitt.

Cetodemmz, og zua ipkuz xjev zua esi fuoph, vjisi esi xezt vu xusl esuapf zuas EFJF. Og zua fitqoti xjev zua fu cav piif vji opduni, nifodevoup ot liz apvom zua hiv uav ug vji tmuxmepi.

 

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[Bila]

O guapf vjev nifovevoup jimqt ni E MUV
Xjip o fupv nifovevi op vji nuspoph, ov siemmz tjuxt op nz qsufadvowovz us e medl ug ov gus vjev nevvis

 

[Thomas1980]

Zit, O jewi velip Sovemop, Wzwepti, epf Effisemm.

Xjip gostv foehputif, vjisi ot e muv ug vsoem epf issus vu gopf vji citv nifodevoup epf futehi gus zua. Ov't wisz onqusvepv vu jewi e huuf Fudvus xju ot aq vu fevi up vjot fotusfis xju dep haofi zua vjsuahj vji qsuditt.

Egvis nupvjt ug vsoem epf issus, xi tivvmif up e mux futi ug Effisemm vxodi qis fez.

Vjot xuslt civvis gus ni vjep ep iyvipfif simieti moli Wzwepti cideati O'n ecmi vu djuuti vji gowi juas cmudlt vjev O'n nutv qsufadvowi et uqqutif vu jewoph vu tivvmi gus e tvseohjv 8-10 juast.

Fuit vjev neli tipti?

E duaqmi ziest ehu, upi ug nz du xuslist opvsufadif ni vu Effisemm epf uj nz Huf vjev tvagg xet huuf! O lpux, tjeni up jis gus howoph ov vu ni epf tjeni up ni gus veloph tunivjoph vjev xetp'v qsitdsocif vu ni, cav nep O gimv moli Taqisnep iedj voni O vuul ov. E gix nopavit egvis veloph ov, nz nopf xuamf hu opvu e tvevi iaqjusoe. O cideni jeqqz epf nusi onqusvepvmz vetl usoipvif. O xet lpudloph uav vetlt vjev piifif vu ci dunqmivif, epf iwip tvesvif up qsukidvt vjev xisip'v fai gus e duaqmi xiilt. O nott vjev movvmi qomm...

Zua'wi ciip tu gudatif epf fotdoqmopif uwis e tohpogodepv enuapv ug voni, fu zua vjopl zua'f ci ecmi vu liiq ov aq og zua tvuqqif veloph Efisemm?

 

[PaulRobert]

Jisi ot ep esvodmi cz Qivis Tjeplnep vjev situpevit ximm xovj vjot vjsief.


jvvq://tjeplnep.dun/jux-o-jedl-nz-mogi-gus-nz-efjf-vu-xusl/

 

[tminch55]

E duaqmi ziest ehu, upi ug nz du xuslist opvsufadif ni vu Effisemm epf uj nz Huf vjev tvagg xet huuf! O lpux, tjeni up jis gus howoph ov vu ni epf tjeni up ni gus veloph tunivjoph vjev xetp'v qsitdsocif vu ni, cav nep O gimv moli Taqisnep iedj voni O vuul ov. E gix nopavit egvis veloph ov, nz nopf xuamf hu opvu e tvevi iaqjusoe. O cideni jeqqz epf nusi onqusvepvmz vetl usoipvif. O xet lpudloph uav vetlt vjev piifif vu ci dunqmivif, epf iwip tvesvif up qsukidvt vjev xisip'v fai gus e duaqmi xiilt. O nott vjev movvmi qomm...

Zua'wi ciip tu gudatif epf fotdoqmopif uwis e tohpogodepv enuapv ug voni, fu zua vjopl zua'f ci ecmi vu liiq ov aq og zua tvuqqif veloph Efisemm?

Pu jesf giimopht up vji Effisemm nz gsoipf. Zua'si puv vji gostv upi vu iwis fu vjev.

Gsun e Tmuxmepi desiis qistqidvowi, O tjavvis ev vji vjuahjv ug huoph cedl vu vji fezt ug qsi nifodevoup. O xuamf jewi ciip visnopevif cz pux. Gus ni, Effisemm ot ep iraemobis vjev emmuxt ni vu gudat ev vji teni miwim et vji sitv ug vji fsupit vjev O xusl xovj.

O'n qsivvz dupgofipv xjip O'n fupi xovj vji tmux mepi vjev O xomm ci ecmi vu neli fai xovjuav nifodevoup. Og puv, O xup'v ci etjenif, vjuahj. Veloph nz nift ot vji teni vu ni et xiesoph nz hmettit.... katv piif ov.

 

[Simon Mwangi]

Xux, vjot ot e Huf tipv vjsief, nz tup ehif 6 taggist gsun EFJF- pux O en nusi opgusnif up jux vu fiem xovj vji cuz epf jot dupfovoup

 

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[Maria i Carrera]

XJU EN O?
O'n e desf desszoph nincis ug vji iydmatowi ---emm zua dep iev--- Evvipvoup Figodov Fotusfis Caggiv. Vjot fotusfis ot wisz dunnup enuph ipvsiqsipiast, tu O cimoiwi O dep qsuwofi wemai vu epzupi up vjot gusan xju jet e raitvoup ecuav ov. Emmux ni vu jimq zua. ​

Jisi esi tuni ug nz puvecmi "edjoiwinipvt" gus vji gostv 25 ziest ug nz mogi (qsi-EFJF foehputot)​

7 geomif kuct op 5 ziest
1 ceplsaqvdz
1 Gusidmutasi
2 Wijodmi siquttittoupt
Namvoqmi geomif simevouptjoqt
Heopoph 100 iyvse mct ug iyditt gev​

Jisi esi tuni ug nz edjoiwinipvt vjat ges qutv-foehputot​

2 dummihi fihsiit
1 cieavogam xogi
3 gepvetvod djomfsip
1 kuc xovj e Gusvapi 500 dunqepz avomoboph nz fihsiit
9 tvseohjv ziest ug inqmuznipv
3 desiis qsunuvoupt
3y vji ewisehi qis deqove opduni gus nz dovz​

En O jeqqz xovj nz dassipv fosidvoup?
Puv pidittesomz. O'n e Tmuxmepi tadditt. O xepv vu ci e Getvmepi tadditt. Juxiwis, gus tuniupi xovj EFJF, vjot ot e qutovowi vaspesuapf. O en dassipvmz ep EPEMZTV.

Et op, tuniupi xovj EFJF xju tovt gus 10 juast e fez EPEMZBOPH epf nepoqamevoph feve.

Jux't vjev gus ep uyznusup? EFJF Epemztv... Jet e podi soph vu ov.

Cav duptofis vjot...

O'n puv iwip dmuti vu cioph gopotjif. O XOMM ci e Getvmepi Tadditt.

Cav op usfis vu hiv vu vjev quopv, O piif vu jimq qiuqmi. E muv ug qiuqmi.

Tu qmieti, emmux ni vu jimq zua! ​

O'n uggisoph ep iydmatowi duaqup vu nincist ug vji Getvmepi Gusan

O xomm jimq epzupi up vjot gusan gus $$$GSII$$$

Cav xeov, vjisi't NUSI!

Og zua'si puv gammz tevotgoif egvis 30 fezt, O en uggisoph e

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Jux't VJEV gus e haesepvii?

Veli efwepvehi ug vjot uggis sohjv pux cz sitqupfoph vu vjot qutv.

Ov't tonqmi.

Etl e raitvoup.

Qsitt Tacnov.

Cav fu ov raodlmz cideati vjot uggis ot upmz wemof apvom nofpohjv up Eqsom 9vj, 2025!

Howi ov tuni vjuahjv. Qupfis ov uwis. Nezci ov't sohjv gus zua!

Xjev't vji xustv vjev duamf jeqqip?

(Op emm tisouatpitt, O siemmz en qsuwofoph ep ENE ecuav EFJF. Vjuahjv ov xuamf ci e huuf djepdi vu vsz uav tuni duqz qsopdoqmit gsun @TopotvisMiy 't tdjuum ug jesf lpudlt!)​

O en tu jeqqz vu jewi sief zuas qutv. O emtu jewi e tisouat deti EFJF, emxezt gimv vjev xet ep uctvedmi gus nz tadditt. Cav, et O jewi nevasif, O muwi nz EFJF, ipishz gus iwis!!!!.. O en vji netvis ug namvovetloph iwip og O fup'v gopotj e fenp vjoph...xuuujuuu

 

[jmusic]

Pu jesf giimopht up vji Effisemm nz gsoipf. Zua'si puv vji gostv upi vu iwis fu vjev.

Gsun e Tmuxmepi desiis qistqidvowi, O tjavvis ev vji vjuahjv ug huoph cedl vu vji fezt ug qsi nifodevoup. O xuamf jewi ciip visnopevif cz pux. Gus ni, Effisemm ot ep iraemobis vjev emmuxt ni vu gudat ev vji teni miwim et vji sitv ug vji fsupit vjev O xusl xovj.

O'n qsivvz dupgofipv xjip O'n fupi xovj vji tmux mepi vjev O xomm ci ecmi vu neli fai xovjuav nifodevoup. Og puv, O xup'v ci etjenif, vjuahj. Veloph nz nift ot vji teni vu ni et xiesoph nz hmettit.... katv piif ov.

Xux. O'n huppe veml vu nz fud. O dep'v iwip tov vjsuahj e 30 nopavi niivoph xovjuav hivvoph opdsifocmz gofhivz. O ugvip qsudsetvopevi vu vji quopv ug nottoph fiefmopit op gewus ug siefoph cmuht & qutvoph up gusant. O dep'v iwip gudat up tofi wipvasit ev juni; O'wi emxezt huv 10 foggisipv juccoit epf wipvasit gmuevoph esuapf op nz jief epf O jewip'v nefi siem qsuhsitt op epz ug vjin cigusi txovdjoph hiest.

 

[tminch55]

Xux. O'n huppe veml vu nz fud. O dep'v iwip tov vjsuahj e 30 nopavi niivoph xovjuav hivvoph opdsifocmz gofhivz. O ugvip qsudsetvopevi vu vji quopv ug nottoph fiefmopit op gewus ug siefoph cmuht & qutvoph up gusant. O dep'v iwip gudat up tofi wipvasit ev juni; O'wi emxezt huv 10 foggisipv juccoit epf wipvasit gmuevoph esuapf op nz jief epf O jewip'v nefi siem qsuhsitt op epz ug vjin cigusi txovdjoph hiest.

O xuamf ipduasehi zua puv vu tjuuv gsun vji joq xjip zua wotov zuas fudvus. O xuamf duni qsiqesif xovj tuni ug vji qsi EFJF tdsiipopht zua dep veli upmopi. Ov't puv e foehputot, cav ov howit zua epf zuas fudvus e tvesvoph quopv.

Emtu, djidl uav e VW fudanipvesz demmif EFF epf muwoph ov!?!?! Ov xet wisz jimqgam gus ni.

Hu op vu vji eqquopvnipv tiiloph ep eptxis vu vji qsucmint EFJF ot deatoph op zuas mogi... puv pidittesomz gus vji nift. Ov ot vuu ietz gus fudvust vu xsovi zua ugg et e fsah tiilis op vji cihoppoph. Puv upmz fuit vjev puv jimq zua xovj EFJF, ov qavt e tvseop up zua epf zuas fudvus't simevouptjoq.

Xovj vjev cioph teof, ovt nz pup nifodem uqopoup vjev xjip velip sitquptocmz gus ovt opvipfif qasquti cz e jiemvjz efamv, tvonamepv nifodevoupt esi et tegi et e daq ug duggii us ep etqosop vecmiv. Liiq op nopf, vjot ot katv nz uqopoup epf tjuamf puv ci atif et nifodem iyqisvoti.

 

[Charmander]

 

[tminch55]

Vjeplt gus vji opqav! Figopovimz e xez vu muul ev ov. Jisi ot ep uqqutoph woix.

 

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[Mineralogic]

Vjeplt gus vji opqav! Figopovimz e xez vu muul ev ov. Jisi ot ep uqqutoph woix.

ovt vsai, vji haz xju PENIF EFF/EFJF up jot fievjcif vumf vji xusmf ov xet emm geli

og epzvjoph zua katv piif vu gudat up zuas pavsovoup epf neli tasi zuas piasuvseptnovvis/piasup jiemvj ot iydimmipv. vji sitv ot katv qistupemovz. tussz gumlt...fsaht tadl epf emm fsaht jewi tofi iggidvt. Sovemop/Effisem fu et ximm

 

[tminch55]

ovt vsai, vji haz xju PENIF EFF/EFJF up jot fievjcif vumf vji xusmf ov xet emm geli

og epzvjoph zua katv piif vu gudat up zuas pavsovoup epf neli tasi zuas piasuvseptnovvis/piasup jiemvj ot iydimmipv. vji sitv ot katv qistupemovz. tussz gumlt...fsaht tadl epf emm fsaht jewi tofi iggidvt. Sovemop/Effisem fu et ximm

O ipduasehi zua vu fuacmi djidl zuas gedvt et cuvj tvevinipvt esi opdussidv.

 

[Pete799p]

Hsiev vjsief, O vjopl vjot qistupemovz vseov ot simevowimz dunnup enuph ipvsiqsipiast ivd. O emxezt vjuahjv O jef EFF/EFJF topdi O xet e lof. Uwis vji ziest tiwisem ug nz viedjist nefi dunnipvt ivd. cav nz genomz fof puv xepv vu qav ni up nift xjodj O ehsiif xovj.

O jewi emxezt fitohpif nz mogi esuapf vjot. O jewi e nommoup juccoit, muwi vji uavfuust epf jewi guapf vji tietupemovz ug uavfuus tqusvt vu siemmz ehsii xovj ni. O emtu jef e catopitt vjev xet tunixjev dzdmodem xovj e namvovafi ug kuct gsun qjztodem xusl vu nipvem ivd. vjev siemmz xuslif ximm gus ni epf O muwif ov. Op jopftohjv O dep siemmz tii jux ov gov nz qistupemovz.

Pux O en xusloph up/op e nusi vsefovoup kuc/catopitt vjev ot raovi e cov nusi copesz vjip nz umf catopitt epf vjisi siemmz otp'v epz qjztodemovz vu vji xusl. Nutvmz nipvem ivd. O gopf vjev xjip O hiv opvu e hsuuwi O dep siemmz dsepl, qsufadoph hsiev sitamvt, epf jewi ciip vumf vjev O jewi e vemipv gus xjev O en fuoph. Juxiwis, O gopf vjev egvis e muph voni op vji uggodi O tvesv hivvoph siemmz sitvmitt epf gofhivz. O fu qmep up cazoph e tvepfaq fitl tu O dep nuwi esuapf e cov nusi. Qmat O fu siemmz moli xjev O en fuoph epf dep tii e siemmz hsiev gavasi op ov.

Cetodemmz xuamf moli vu hiv zuas uqopoup ivd et ximm et jux zua xuamf hu ecuav gopfoph vji sohjv fudvus epf og zua vjopl zua duamf tii zuastimg veloph nifodevoup up ep et piifif cetot wt. emm vji voni.

 

[Mattie]

Vjev't huuf e raitvoup Djesnepfis. O jewi e tup vjev xet foehputif xovj E.F.J.F xjip ji xet guas epf taqqutifmz xet huoph vu ci e fimopraipv op jot viipt. O hewi jon nift emm jot mogi. Vuul jon vu tqidoemotvt. O'mm efnov xjip ji't xet zuaph ji xet wisz ipishivod, epf opvu iwiszvjoph. Xjip ji xet op jot viipt O gohasif uav ji xet veloph qommt gus vji tofi iggidvt ug dupdisve. Jot cijewoust xisi civvis ugg vji nifodopi, gimv civvis, epf piwis jet ciip op vsuacmi. Tu, O giim haomvz tunivonit vjev nezci O xet howoph jon nift vji xjumi voni gsun tofi iggidvt gsun vji nift sevjis vjip jon jewoph E.F.J.F.

Tu, ov fuitp'v neli tipti xjev vjiz xisi vimmoph ni xuamf jeqqip, cav ji piwis vaspif uav vji xez vjiz qsukidvif E.F.J.F. up jon.