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Running fast is good.
No.
Running fast is very good. Running fast wins you gold medals. Running fast makes you look better than all of the other guys in the race; those guys ran to slow!
This website is called The Fastlane. Going fast it seems, may indeed be great.
If you go to Germany, you can drive a Lamborghini very fast.
This is good.
And so, since going fast seems to be, in fact, spectacularly awesome, it seems that going the FASTEST is...
the best.
And so, this is an official challenge to all of The Fastlane's non-millionaire members.
@ChasingPaper and Ubermensch challenge any and all current Fastlane members to a hustling challenge.
The challenge is: Who can make the most money between 10.31.2014 and 10.31.2015?
Why those dates, you ask?
Oh. You want to know the reason? Good. I thought you'd never ask.
Well, in any race, it is fair for the participants to know when the race starts.
However, most importantly, I imagined a conversation with Dr. HAHA Lung, and he said that using Halloween seems downright, utterly spooky.
Some people will dress up as Bane from The Dark Knight Rises. I have a tattoo of Bane on my right bicep. He has been with me for the past two years, during every step of the planning process.
And that time has finally come to an end.
Bane is a neat guy. Bane's all about that action. Bane is a man of few words. Bane is a little crazy...
HAHA...
Anyway,
This will, in fact, be my final post on this site UNTIL video evidence of our $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ amount is posted.
Until then, I salute any takers to this challenge. Get at @ChasingPaper via PM if you're in.
Or, you can join us.
Ubermensch out.
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