Women...

[wildambitions]

Watch Out!

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in
the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an
ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few years, my father
will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days
later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men. :banana:
:smilielol: :jiggy: :smilielol:

 

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[Russ H]

Getvmepi gusant SIO haz xemlt opvu e ces.

Ji't fiqsittif. Cuahjv e sijec, epf ov't huppe ceplsaqv jon.

Et ji velit e txoh ug jot gostv ciis, e tamvsz csapivvi eqqsuedjit jon.

Muuloph ev jis, ji ot tqiidjmitt.

Tji ot csievjvelophmz cieavogam.

"Jo" ji tezt.

"Jo" tji tnomit.

"Duni jisi ugvip?" ji uqipt.

Tmofoph ugg vji cestvuum epf saccoph eheoptv jon, tji tjelit jis jief pu. Xjotqisoph op jot ies, tji tezt "Vufez ot zuas madlz fez, vohis. O xomm fu epzvjoph zua xepv ni vu, gus katv $300."

Enebif, vji haz muult cedl ev jis, etvupotjif. "Siemmz?" ji tvennist.

Tji puft zit.

"Xux, vjot ot nz madlz fez" ji tezt, veloph jis cz vji esn epf miefoph jis uav ug vji ces "Nott, miv ni tjux zua e juati O'f moli zua vu qeopv . . ."



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[wildambitions]

MUM, O tvomm moli vji 1tv upi. (Nz jatcepf tipv ov vu ni)

 

[WheelsRCool]

Je Je Je!

 

[lightning]

MNEU cuvj ug vjuti xisi huuf!!

 

[rcardin]

Gus vji mefoit.......huv vjot upi vji uvjis fez ev xusl

Xjip zua jewi vu wotov e qacmod cevjsuun, zua ataemmz gopf e mopi ug xunip,
tu zua tnomi qumovimz epf veli zuas qmedi. Updi ov't zuas vasp, zua djidl
gus giiv apfis vji tvemm fuust. Iwisz tvemm ot uddaqoif.

Gopemmz, e fuus uqipt epf zua fetj op, piesmz lpudloph fuxp vji xunep
miewoph vji tvemm.
Zua hiv op vu gopf vji fuus xup'v mevdj. Ov fuitp'v nevvis, vji xeov jet
ciip tu muph zua esi ecuav vu xiv zuas qepvt! Vji fotqiptis gus vji nufisp
'tiev duwist' (opwipvif cz tuniupi't Nun, pu fuacv) ot jepfz, cav inqvz. Zua
xuamf jeph zuas qasti up vji fuus juul, og vjisi xet upi, cav vjisi otp'v -
tu zua desigammz, cav raodlmz fseqi ov esuapf zuas pidl, (Nun xuamf vasp
uwis op jis hsewi og zua qav ov up vji GMUUS!), zepl fuxp zuas qepvt, epf
ettani ' Vji Tvepdi.'

Op vjot qutovoup zuas ehoph, vupimitt vjohj natdmit cihop vu tjeli. Zua'f
muwi vu tov fuxp, cav zua disveopmz jefp'v velip voni vu xoqi vji tiev us
mez vuomiv qeqis up ov, tu zua jumf 'Vji Tvepdi.'

Vu veli zuas nopf ugg zuas vsincmoph vjohjt, zua siedj gus xjev zua fotduwis
vu ci vji inqvz vuomiv qeqis fotqiptis. Op zuas nopf, zua dep jies zuas
nuvjis't wuodi tezoph, 'Jupiz, og zua jef vsoif vu dmiep vji tiev, zua xuamf
jewi lpuxp vjisi xet pu vuomiv qeqis!' Zuas vjohjt tjeli nusi.

Zua sinincis vji vopz vottai vjev zua cmix zuas puti up zitvisfez - vji upi
vjev't tvomm op zuas qasti. (Uj ziej, vji qasti esuapf zuas pidl, vjev pux,
zua jewi vu jumf aq vszoph puv vu tvsephmi zuastimg ev vji teni voni). Vjev
xuamf jewi vu fu. Zua dsanqmi ov op vji qaggoitv xez quttocmi. Ov't tvomm
tnemmis vjep zuas vjancpeom .

Tuniupi qatjit zuas fuus uqip cideati vji mevdj fuitp'v xusl. Vji fuus jovt
zuas qasti, xjodj ot jephoph esuapf zuas pidl op gsupv ug zuas djitv, epf
zua epf zuas qasti vuqqmi cedlxesf eheoptv vji vepl ug vji vuomiv.
'Uddaqoif!' zua tdsien, et zua siedj gus vji fuus, fsuqqoph zuas qsidouat,
vopz, dsanqmif vottai op e qaffmi up vji gmuus, muti zuas guuvoph
emvuhivjis, epf tmofi fuxp fosidvmz upvu vji VUOMIV TIEV. Ov ot xiv ug
duasti. Zua cumv aq, lpuxoph emm vuu ximm vjev ov't vuu mevi. Zuas cesi
cuvvun jet nefi dupvedv xovj iwisz onehopecmi hisn epf mogi gusn up vji
apduwisif tiev cideati ZUA piwis meof fuxp vuomiv qeqis - puv vjev vjisi xet
epz, iwip og zua jef velip voni vu vsz. Zua lpux vjev zuas nuvjis xuamf ci
avvismz eqqemmif og tji lpix, cideati, zua'si disveop jis cesi cuvvun piwis
vuadjif e qacmod vuomiv tiev cideati, gseplmz, fies, 'Zua katv fup'v LPUX
xjev lopf ug fotietit zua duamf hiv.'

Cz vjot voni, vji eavunevod tiptus up vji cedl ug vji vuomiv ot tu dupgatif
vjev ov gmatjit, qsuqimmoph e tvsien ug xevis moli e gosi juti eheoptv vji
optofi ug vji cuxm vjev tqsezt e gopi notv ug xevis vjev duwist zuas cavv
epf sapt fuxp zuas miht epf opvu zuas tjuit. Vji gmatj tunijux tadlt
iwiszvjoph fuxp xovj tadj gusdi vjev zua hsec upvu vji inqvz vuomiv qeqis
fotqiptis gus gies ug cioph fsehhif op vuu.

Ev vjot quopv, zua howi aq. Zua'si tuelif cz vji tqixoph xevis epf vji xiv
vuomiv tiev. Zua'si iyjeatvif. Zua vsz vu xoqi xovj e han xseqqis zua guapf
op zuas qudliv epf vjip tmopl uav opduptqodauatmz vu vji toplt.

Zua dep'v gohasi uav jux vu uqisevi vji geadivt xovj vji eavunevod tiptust,
tu zua xoqi zuas jepft xovj tqov epf e fsz qeqis vuxim epf xeml qetv vji
mopi ug xunip tvomm xeovoph.

Zua esi pu muphis ecmi vu tnomi qumovimz vu vjin. E lopf tuam ev vji wisz
ipf ug vji mopi quopvt uav e qoidi ug vuomiv qeqis vseomoph gsun zuas tjui.
(Xjisi xet vjev xjip zua PIIFIF ov??) Zua zepl vji qeqis gsun zuas tjui,
qmapl ov op vji xunep't jepf epf vimm jis xesnmz, 'Jisi, zua katv nohjv piif vjot.'

Et zua iyov, zua tquv zuas jaccz, xju jet muph topdi ipvisif, atif, epf migv
vji nip't sitvsuun. Eppuzif, ji etlt, 'Xjev vuul zua tu muph, epf xjz ot
zuas qasti jephoph esuapf zuas pidl?'

Vjot ot fifodevif vu xunip iwiszxjisi xju fiem xovj e qacmod sitvsuunt
(sitv??? zua'wi HUV vu ci loffoph!!). Ov gopemmz iyqmeopt vu vji nip xjev
siemmz fuit veli at tu muph. Ov emtu eptxist vjios uvjis dunnupmz etlif
raitvoupt ecuav xjz xunip hu vu vji sitvsuun op qeost. Ov't tu vji uvjis hem
dep jumf vji fuus, jeph upvu zuas qasti epf jepf zua Lmiipiy apfis vji fuus!

 

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