Want 1.000.000$/Month. Dead serious.

[Ubermensch]

Oh, snap.

 

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[Ubermensch]

Oh, snap.

You are a liar.

But I am the thief.

Me and my compadres have stolen your thread, and turned it into a demand for you to show proof or to sip on a bottomless cup of STFU.

 

[jon.a]

Where's that popcorn gif?

 

[Mr. L]

Where's that popcorn gif?

 

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[Mattie]

That baby deer is cute.

 

[theag]

 

[Ubermensch]

@devine

A true warrior demonstrates his greatness not with jabberwocky.

He does so with action, not talk.

Here, you can go to my blog. You will see that I have dedicated a post to this thread, entitled: Money Talks: BULL$HIT Walks. If you read the posts, you will clearly see that you have very far to go to reach the epic heights of insanity that I have obtained. You will have to up your dosage of crazy pillage by ten times to enter my realm.

The Fastlane wants to see some Kevin O'leary blood, the money you've made, your profit, the evidence of your big claim. Share, in detail, what you did. This is what is entertaining. We can learn from it. Which is why I can stand up in a forum that once did not cheer for me and roar ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

Yes, the popcorn crackin'. The extra buttery kind, with extra cheddar.

So what you know about psychology. There are a lot of broke psychologists (usually therapists for guys who have "more money more problems"!)

Hmmm... clever strategy. Has that been your plan all along, you mind-wizard? Are you really a therapist, looking for psychotic, rich clients, with minds like serpentine rabbit holes?

 

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[theag]

If you read the posts, you will clearly see that you have very far to go to reach the epic heights of insanity that I have obtained. You will have to up your dosage of crazy pillage by ten times to enter my realm.

Lol. I'm beginning to like you.

 

[Ubermensch]

Lol. I'm beginning to like you.

You quote Kevin Ol'eary aka Mr. Wonderful in your signature. I have no choice but to like you.

Also, one of my favorite TV personalities (below) is probably the cousin of either the guy in your profile picture, or of @devine

 

[obrian]

 

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[devine]

Without trying to explain to you why your logic is flawed (I'm pretty sure everybody else has done that).. Let me just ask you.

Do you think that if you hired a few employees to help you create MORE websites, you'd increase your revenue? Doesn't being the boss of a web-dev company where you have employees doing the ground work while you focus on marketing and scaling the business sound like a little bit more of a logical approach towards reaching your goals rather than being a one man show that can only put in so much work?

I personally think that if your not lying about your current monthly revenue it's ABSOLUTELY possible to reach your goal (but focus on making 20k a month first).

Website is not what is important here, it's just a nice and eye-catching background for what the client business offers to the world.

What is important - is everything inside his website, how his services/goods are presented, texts, phrases, how his whole idea is placed in front of the audience, how it's being advertised. This is not something I can teach people to further delegate the work to them, and I can't hire specialists with such skill-sets, because no such specialists exist in Russia, or they are too unknown and hard to find. And even if I succeed and find one, I'd better collaborate with them and create a brand new solution for the market, which will be 10 times more more profitable and will take less time to execute.

Right now I wait for my potential clients to make their decisions, I'm worried a little bit, but if these deals will be closed - I'll earn almost one million in our currency (~15k usd), which is like an average 3-year salary in my city. For less than one week of work.
Developing a business which takes more time, gives less to the client, and provides less income for me - is merely a toying.
I want something serious.

 

[Ubermensch]

Something about this thread, man.

Some interesting facts about our mammal cousins.

$HARKS can smell blood.

A LION$ roar can be heard from miles away.

Perhaps the mightiest (certainly most legendary, thanks to man kind's obsessive love-affair with predators in general)) predator ever T-Rex, had a roar that probably shot waves of fear through the hearts of herbivore within earshot.

It is fitting for a MON$TER to have a roar. The roar is almost of spiritual importance. After all, it communicates exactly what needs to be communicated - through the voice, right into the ear of the listener - and yet, no word is spoken; it's like he's speaking in tongues.

It is as though the roar is a Monster's defiant attempt to $PIT in the face of the gods (the gods of fate, who - had he not taken the red pill - would've succeeded in keeping him dumb and broke), for his roar is a declaration of mortal immortality. For while the monster very well may be a mere organism, a mere mammal ("only human), for a few decades, he wields the power of Thor. Like King Alexander, he psychotically believes himself the $ON of ZUE$.

Haha.

Throwin' lightening bolts at the largest buildings on the planet.

Thunder is my roar.

My instinct is to start making phone calls, sales calls, right at 9:00am. I remember making phone calls in a boiler room. A real life boiler room, making call after call, setting office records for the amount of time I spent on the phone. I went so hard, grinding from 7am to 7pm. If I had the brilliant idea to hit Hawaii at night, I would've done that back then, too.

If I knew about dialers, I would've used em'. But I did it the old school way.

Mondays Don't Suck. It's Your Job.
From:
http://elpaso.craigslist.org/sls/5149194903.html

That's why I get responses from that Craig's list ad. I posted it as a joke, 'cause I posted so many I got bored.

See, the point of all this is that I got a bunch of responses from the ad. The second real sales people hear my voice, they hear the growl of a MON$TAR.

My message to them is simple: I tell them where the fresh meat is. I tell them where the blood is. I show them where to take their fangs and claws - their ability to close, close, close all the time and always be closing no matter the **** what - and I let them loose on an unsuspecting, virgin, fresh industry.

This is the result of tens of thousands of hours hustling hard on the phone, as an investment banker (man, did Ari Gold help back then!), as an energy broker, all the way up to what I am now.

A Monster.

And I can smell fake from light years away.

HAHAHAHAHA!

It's not Monday's that suck, bitch. I F*ckin' LOVE Mondays. It's Saturday's I hate. That's when no one picks up the phone.

Lazy bastards. How do you expect to change the world when you take 28% of the week off?

If you were a superhero, would you let the villain take two-sevenths of your superpowers?

If you were the villain, wouldn't you WANT to take a whopping 28% percent of your foes superpowers?

Lol. That alone is enough to tip the scales in the war.

 

[theag]

Something about this thread, man.

Some interesting facts about our mammal cousins.

$HARKS can smell blood.

A LION$ roar can be heard from miles away.

Perhaps the mightiest (certainly most legendary, thanks to man kind's obsessive love-affair with predators in general)) predator ever T-Rex, had a roar that probably shot waves of fear through the hearts of herbivore within earshot.

It is fitting for a MON$TER to have a roar. The roar is almost of spiritual importance. After all, it communicates exactly what needs to be communicated - through the voice, right into the ear of the listener - and yet, no word is spoken; it's like he's speaking in tongues.

It is as though the roar is a Monster's defiant attempt to $PIT in the face of the gods (the gods of fate, who - had he not taken the red pill - would've succeeded in keeping him dumb and broke), for his roar is a declaration of mortal immortality. For while the monster very well may be a mere organism, a mere mammal ("only human), for a few decades, he wields the power of Thor. Like King Alexander, he psychotically believes himself the $ON of ZUE$.

Haha.

Throwin' lightening bolts at the largest buildings on the planet.

Thunder is my roar.

My instinct is to start making phone calls, sales calls, right at 9:00am. I remember making phone calls in a boiler room. A real life boiler room, making call after call, setting office records for the amount of time I spent on the phone. I went so hard, grinding from 7am to 7pm. If I had the brilliant idea to hit Hawaii at night, I would've done that back then, too.

If I knew about dialers, I would've used em'. But I did it the old school way.


That's why I get responses from that Craig's list ad. I posted it as a joke, 'cause I posted so many I got bored.

See, the point of all this is that I got a bunch of responses from the ad. The second real sales people hear my voice, they hear the growl of a MON$TAR.

My message to them is simple: I tell them where the fresh meat is. I tell them where the blood is. I show them where to take their fangs and claws - their ability to close, close, close all the time and always be closing no matter the **** what - and I let them loose on an unsuspecting, virgin, fresh industry.

This is the result of tens of thousands of hours hustling hard on the phone, as an investment banker (man, did Ari Gold help back then!), as an energy broker, all the way up to what I am now.

A Monster.

And I can smell fake from light years away.

HAHAHAHAHA!

It's not Monday's that suck, bitch. I F*ckin' LOVE Mondays. It's Saturday's I hate. That's when no one picks up the phone.

Lazy bastards. How do you expect to change the world when you take 28% of the week off?

If you were a superhero, would you let the villain take two-sevenths of your superpowers?

If you were the villain, wouldn't you WANT to take a whopping 28% percent of your foes superpowers?

Lol. That alone is enough to tip the scales in the war.

 

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[devine]

Something about this thread, man.

Some interesting facts about our mammal cousins.

$HARKS can smell blood.

A LION$ roar can be heard from miles away.

Perhaps the mightiest (certainly most legendary, thanks to man kind's obsessive love-affair with predators in general)) predator ever T-Rex, had a roar that probably shot waves of fear through the hearts of herbivore within earshot.

It is fitting for a MON$TER to have a roar. The roar is almost of spiritual importance. After all, it communicates exactly what needs to be communicated - through the voice, right into the ear of the listener - and yet, no word is spoken; it's like he's speaking in tongues.

It is as though the roar is a Monster's defiant attempt to $PIT in the face of the gods (the gods of fate, who - had he not taken the red pill - would've succeeded in keeping him dumb and broke), for his roar is a declaration of mortal immortality. For while the monster very well may be a mere organism, a mere mammal ("only human), for a few decades, he wields the power of Thor. Like King Alexander, he psychotically believes himself the $ON of ZUE$.

Haha.

Throwin' lightening bolts at the largest buildings on the planet.

Thunder is my roar.

My instinct is to start making phone calls, sales calls, right at 9:00am. I remember making phone calls in a boiler room. A real life boiler room, making call after call, setting office records for the amount of time I spent on the phone. I went so hard, grinding from 7am to 7pm. If I had the brilliant idea to hit Hawaii at night, I would've done that back then, too.

If I knew about dialers, I would've used em'. But I did it the old school way.


That's why I get responses from that Craig's list ad. I posted it as a joke, 'cause I posted so many I got bored.

See, the point of all this is that I got a bunch of responses from the ad. The second real sales people hear my voice, they hear the growl of a MON$TAR.

My message to them is simple: I tell them where the fresh meat is. I tell them where the blood is. I show them where to take their fangs and claws - their ability to close, close, close all the time and always be closing no matter the **** what - and I let them loose on an unsuspecting, virgin, fresh industry.

This is the result of tens of thousands of hours hustling hard on the phone, as an investment banker (man, did Ari Gold help back then!), as an energy broker, all the way up to what I am now.

A Monster.

And I can smell fake from light years away.

HAHAHAHAHA!

It's not Monday's that suck, bitch. I F*ckin' LOVE Mondays. It's Saturday's I hate. That's when no one picks up the phone.

Lazy bastards. How do you expect to change the world when you take 28% of the week off?

If you were a superhero, would you let the villain take two-sevenths of your superpowers?

If you were the villain, wouldn't you WANT to take a whopping 28% percent of your foes superpowers?

Lol. That alone is enough to tip the scales in the war.

this is F*cking awesome

 

[RHL]

You should start with making 1000, then 10000, etc

You forgot "$1.00." "I made $100,000 at a job" and "I talked o 50 people about my 'company'" are a bit different.

 

[devine]

You forgot "$1.00." "I made $100,000 at a job" and "I talked o 50 people about my 'company'" are a bit different.

I always wonder, do you guys even read, or you jump into autistic conclusions right away
I didn't make 100k at a regular "job", I did it with projects, something that has evolved in what I'm doing now.
And I haven't "talked to 50 people about my 'company' ", I consulted people in front of the audience, and it gave me ~20 potential clients adding me in skype and asking me if I can provide a service for them at all, and how much would it cost.

Set your bar high enough to quit writing nonsense.

 

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[obrian]

Something about this thread, man.

Some interesting facts about our mammal cousins.

$HARKS can smell blood.

A LION$ roar can be heard from miles away.

Perhaps the mightiest (certainly most legendary, thanks to man kind's obsessive love-affair with predators in general)) predator ever T-Rex, had a roar that probably shot waves of fear through the hearts of herbivore within earshot.

It is fitting for a MON$TER to have a roar. The roar is almost of spiritual importance. After all, it communicates exactly what needs to be communicated - through the voice, right into the ear of the listener - and yet, no word is spoken; it's like he's speaking in tongues.

It is as though the roar is a Monster's defiant attempt to $PIT in the face of the gods (the gods of fate, who - had he not taken the red pill - would've succeeded in keeping him dumb and broke), for his roar is a declaration of mortal immortality. For while the monster very well may be a mere organism, a mere mammal ("only human), for a few decades, he wields the power of Thor. Like King Alexander, he psychotically believes himself the $ON of ZUE$.

Haha.

Throwin' lightening bolts at the largest buildings on the planet.

Thunder is my roar.

My instinct is to start making phone calls, sales calls, right at 9:00am. I remember making phone calls in a boiler room. A real life boiler room, making call after call, setting office records for the amount of time I spent on the phone. I went so hard, grinding from 7am to 7pm. If I had the brilliant idea to hit Hawaii at night, I would've done that back then, too.

If I knew about dialers, I would've used em'. But I did it the old school way.


That's why I get responses from that Craig's list ad. I posted it as a joke, 'cause I posted so many I got bored.

See, the point of all this is that I got a bunch of responses from the ad. The second real sales people hear my voice, they hear the growl of a MON$TAR.

My message to them is simple: I tell them where the fresh meat is. I tell them where the blood is. I show them where to take their fangs and claws - their ability to close, close, close all the time and always be closing no matter the **** what - and I let them loose on an unsuspecting, virgin, fresh industry.

This is the result of tens of thousands of hours hustling hard on the phone, as an investment banker (man, did Ari Gold help back then!), as an energy broker, all the way up to what I am now.

A Monster.

And I can smell fake from light years away.

HAHAHAHAHA!

It's not Monday's that suck, bitch. I F*ckin' LOVE Mondays. It's Saturday's I hate. That's when no one picks up the phone.

Lazy bastards. How do you expect to change the world when you take 28% of the week off?

If you were a superhero, would you let the villain take two-sevenths of your superpowers?

If you were the villain, wouldn't you WANT to take a whopping 28% percent of your foes superpowers?

Lol. That alone is enough to tip the scales in the war.

 

[Ubermensch]

this is F*cking awesome

WORLD DOMINATION. WORLD DOMINATION. WORLD DOMINATION.

Is that what they chant in your crazy dreams? How deeply tormented are you? What has wounded you so deeply that you seek such glory, such righteous glory? Why does putting their knees in the dirt seem so righteously poetic? HAHA. Machiavelli warned of you, didn't he? He warned them... not to laugh and joke at your expense. Not to make funnies about your serious ideas. Now you gotta give em' the ol' Eminem/Jimmy Smith
"you wait, it ain't too late to finally see what you closed-minded F*cks were to blind to see" moment?

You liked that?

What's wrong with you.

Here's a tip.

You seem smart enough (or, maybe you're not... maybe you're kind of dumb...lol... jk...)... to figure out how to connect a computer to the interetz, and how to talk to people.

Are you scared of making money? Are you scared of picking up the phone?

Then don't look at opportunities in the crap market in your backyard (Russia).

Look for good opportunities in my market. Good ol' Amurica.

We Americans have a habit of being capitalistic, and deregulating markets.

We did it with telecom back in the day.

We're doing it now with energy.

$ELL for a broker who gets in first in, say, Arizona, if/when it eventually deregulates.


You say you can sell?

Cool.

Well, no. You didn't exactly say you could sell, what you did was brag about your swag.

Take your jedi-mind-tricking capabilities to where they really matter then - in direct communication with your subject.

Oops. I mean client. LOL.

P.S. There seems to be some confusion about my current Avatar.

Allow me a demonstration:

Blah.

Anyway, on a much more interesting note.

@Mr. L

Have you heard what Drake did to your boy Meek Millie?

Some people are wondering if this will destroy Meek's career. The short story is that Meek Mill exposed to everyone that Drake does not write his own raps. Meek assumed the realness would win out. He assumed that the reality of the truth would tear Drake down.

Then Drake dropped a diss track.

Then another one, called back-to-back.

Hip Hop mirrors fighting. It's no mistake that Eminem is all over the Southpaw soundtrack. What Drake did here is the equivalent of knocking a dude out, and then beating him after he's already down.

Enemy crushed totally?

Perhaps. Perhaps not. But the message is clear. "Think twice before you come for The Great One."

At this point, Meek Mill has only one option. Come back with "hold on wait a minute, you thought I was finished"?

Or just get back to making money.

Like I'm about to.

 

[Ubermensch]

I always wonder, do you guys even read, or you jump into autistic conclusions right away
I didn't make 100k at a regular "job", I did it with projects, something that has evolved in what I'm doing now.
And I haven't "talked to 50 people about my 'company' ", I consulted people in front of the audience, and it gave me ~20 potential clients adding me in skype and asking me if I can provide a service for them at all, and how much would it cost.

Set your bar high enough to quit writing nonsense.

Always, as in "all the time, without ceasing, even for a moment"?

Lol.

Dictionary.com yourself, boy. You keep makin' yourself sound stupid.

Funny boy throws clever-sounding verbal jabs, that turn his barbs into boomerang insults when we see his quips themselves are retarded.

 

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[Ubermensch]

Website is not what is important here, it's just a nice and eye-catching background for what the client business offers to the world.

What is important - is everything inside his website, how his services/goods are presented, texts, phrases, how his whole idea is placed in front of the audience, how it's being advertised. This is not something I can teach people to further delegate the work to them, and I can't hire specialists with such skill-sets, because no such specialists exist in Russia, or they are too unknown and hard to find. And even if I succeed and find one, I'd better collaborate with them and create a brand new solution for the market, which will be 10 times more more profitable and will take less time to execute.

Right now I wait for my potential clients to make their decisions, I'm worried a little bit, but if these deals will be closed - I'll earn almost one million in our currency (~15k usd), which is like an average 3-year salary in my city. For less than one week of work.
Developing a business which takes more time, gives less to the client, and provides less income for me - is merely a toying.
I want something serious.

Blah. Such vagueness. Why the brown wool coat over your idea?

Is your business hypnotizing people by boring them half-to-death with descriptions of your business? Because if that is what it is, I think I really zoned out a second while reading. That was crazy.

If it as uninteresting as you have made it sound, rest assured no one here is going to drop their current hustle and try to go recreate your cult business.

Lol. People in my country have really been-there-done-that with the cult and Kool-Aid drinking thing. LOL. Hell, we INVENTED Kool-Aid. LOL.

@theag

I have a movie idea that I think you will love. It is about a character that I am sure you at least know, and I suspect you may love The Legend.

I am talking about Gordon Gekko, of course.

"Greed is Good" Gordon Gekko.

Here is the movie idea.

It takes place in modern times, but could exist in any country. The movie would be about Young Gordon. Gordon before his wack daughter. Before the Bud Fox era of his life. Before he was worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

Charlie Sheen could play the dude's dad.

Who plays Gordon? Jeremy Piven, of course.

Call it...

Wall Street III: Domination.

 

[devine]

Blah. Such vagueness. Why the brown wool coat over your idea?

Is your business hypnotizing people by boring them half-to-death with descriptions of your business? Because if that is what it is, I think I really zoned out a second while reading. That was crazy.

If it as uninteresting as you have made it sound, rest assured no one here is going to drop their current hustle and try to go recreate your cult business.

Lol. People in my country have really been-there-done-that with the cult and Kool-Aid drinking thing. LOL. Hell, we INVENTED Kool-Aid. LOL.

It's never about your business. It should be about their business, their benefit, and the solutions for their problems. Otherwise you just have no business here. Not for any decent checks.

It always amazed me how people say "we" regarding things they have zero relation to

 

[Ubermensch]

It's never about your business. It should be about their business, their benefit, and the solutions for their problems. Otherwise you just have no business here. Not for any decent checks.

It always amazed me how people say "we" regarding things they have zero relation to

Define "relation."

Direct, familial relation? No, the inventor of Kool-Aid is not my father. Or my Uncle.

And obviously, that's not what I meant.

This is my point.

There are over 600 billionaires in the United States.

Only 88 in Russia.

Russian population is nearly half "ours," yet we have seven or eight times as many billionaires.

As I said earlier, a different way.

"My" market that "we" Americans play in is better than yours. Play in a better market. Nothing keeps you out. The water's warmer here, sharky.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

This is my point.

Maybe you can convince him by posting a few videos of rap songs and pop culture TV hits?

 

[Mr. L]

Have you heard what Drake did to your boy Meek Millie?



Some people are wondering if this will destroy Meek's career. The short story is that Meek Mill exposed to everyone that Drake does not write his own raps. Meek assumed the realness would win out. He assumed that the reality of the truth would tear Drake down.

Then Drake dropped a diss track.

Then another one, called back-to-back.



Hip Hop mirrors fighting. It's no mistake that Eminem is all over the Southpaw soundtrack. What Drake did here is the equivalent of knocking a dude out, and then beating him after he's already down.

Enemy crushed totally?

Perhaps. Perhaps not. But the message is clear. "Think twice before you come for The Great One."

At this point, Meek Mill has only one option. Come back with "hold on wait a minute, you thought I was finished"?

Or just get back to making money.

Like I'm about to.

Yea I've heard about that incident. Very stupid move from Meek Mill. I still like his raps though.

 

[aaron bowe]

Website is not what is important here, it's just a nice and eye-catching background for what the client business offers to the world.

What is important - is everything inside his website, how his services/goods are presented, texts, phrases, how his whole idea is placed in front of the audience, how it's being advertised. This is not something I can teach people to further delegate the work to them, and I can't hire specialists with such skill-sets, because no such specialists exist in Russia, or they are too unknown and hard to find. And even if I succeed and find one, I'd better collaborate with them and create a brand new solution for the market, which will be 10 times more more profitable and will take less time to execute.

Right now I wait for my potential clients to make their decisions, I'm worried a little bit, but if these deals will be closed - I'll earn almost one million in our currency (~15k usd), which is like an average 3-year salary in my city. For less than one week of work.
Developing a business which takes more time, gives less to the client, and provides less income for me - is merely a toying.
I want something serious.

Hold on a second... Are you saying $1,000,000 USD or Russian currency?

 

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[Mr. L]

Hold on a second... Are you saying $1,000,000 USD or Russian currency?

TITLE:
Want 1.000.000$/Month. Dead serious.

 

[jon.a]

Can you explain, in a couple of simple sentences, why you want to earn $1,000,000 per month?

 

[devine]

Define "relation."

Direct, familial relation? No, the inventor of Kool-Aid is not my father. Or my Uncle.

And obviously, that's not what I meant.

This is my point.

There are over 600 billionaires in the United States.

Only 88 in Russia.

Russian population is nearly half "ours," yet we have seven or eight times as many billionaires.

As I said earlier, a different way.

"My" market that "we" Americans play in is better than yours. Play in a better market. Nothing keeps you out. The water's warmer here, sharky.

I feel you there, that's close to what I think about regularly. I want to stand up in russian market, because there is literally no competition, like at all, comparing to US, meanwhile building up something really big for global market.
Already have some ideas, some half-executed, good potential passive income, but not in million-dollar scale.

 

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[devine]

Can you explain, in a couple of simple sentences, why you want to earn $1,000,000 per month?

Actually, it's just a beginning. 1 million/month for 12 months for 10 years is not even close to one billion, so my objective is to hit one milli, put it on passive rails, and meanwhile focus on something really big.
I want to change education, I want to change how people live, think, act - I have only one life to do that. I'm not here to live a dull life, I'm here to make this world a better place, money never really bothered me, they are just a good instrument.

@aaron bowe, 15k$.

 

[DeletedUser394]

OP is talking rubles then? makes a lot more sense at least.