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1) Keep alcohol consumption under 10 drinks per night to make the meetups on time in the AM.
2) Don't enjoy the weather to the extent that you could visualize yourself living there. This contributes to #'s 3 & 4 unconsciously and leads to further oversights.
3) If on a different home time zone, adjust your watch and computer upon arrival. This will ensure you will not show up for your flight 2 hours after it's departure, regardless if it's the same day your flight was scheduled or not.
4) Don't get too wrapped up in hanging out and forget which day you leave. They do NOT offer credits for flights scheduled the previous day. This will save you $600 dollars in airfare, 8 hours of pissed off traveling, and a bottle of Jack after your done kicking and screaming.
5) BE SURE to PRE!!!! schedule transportation to the airport to avoid waiting on a cab for 45 minutes. This will help you appear slightly less of a D bag when you show up hours late for your flight that was on a different day. Additionally, this will allow you to choose your company and ensure you're driver does not persuade you that the Mayans were legendary and should be worshipped, the planets are coming out of alignment which causes summer and winter, and last but not least, today doesn't matter because the earth is ending in 2012. :urock2:
6) Purchase a megaphone during your stay, and shout "MICHAEL"!!!! from the rooftops when in a 500' radius of Firesky.
2) Don't enjoy the weather to the extent that you could visualize yourself living there. This contributes to #'s 3 & 4 unconsciously and leads to further oversights.
3) If on a different home time zone, adjust your watch and computer upon arrival. This will ensure you will not show up for your flight 2 hours after it's departure, regardless if it's the same day your flight was scheduled or not.
4) Don't get too wrapped up in hanging out and forget which day you leave. They do NOT offer credits for flights scheduled the previous day. This will save you $600 dollars in airfare, 8 hours of pissed off traveling, and a bottle of Jack after your done kicking and screaming.
5) BE SURE to PRE!!!! schedule transportation to the airport to avoid waiting on a cab for 45 minutes. This will help you appear slightly less of a D bag when you show up hours late for your flight that was on a different day. Additionally, this will allow you to choose your company and ensure you're driver does not persuade you that the Mayans were legendary and should be worshipped, the planets are coming out of alignment which causes summer and winter, and last but not least, today doesn't matter because the earth is ending in 2012. :urock2:
6) Purchase a megaphone during your stay, and shout "MICHAEL"!!!! from the rooftops when in a 500' radius of Firesky.
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