So my girlfriend and I took a weekend trip to the NY fingerlakes for a couple of days of wineries and a stay in one of our favorite B&B's. It was about a 2 1/2 hour drive. On the way down, as most travellers do, we became thirsty and a bit hungry, so we pulled into a Dunkin Donuts that we were passing by. What happened next was tailor-made for the Fastlane Forum Funnies...
Drive-thru guy: Welcome to Dunkin Donuts, may I have your order?
Me: Yes, I would like a caramel latte, two vanilla cream donuts, and a hot tea.
Drive-thru guy: Sir, we're out of donuts (saying it as if to say I should know better than to ask). Would you like something else?
Me: (completely dumb-founded)...ummm, you don't have any donuts?
Drive-thru guy: Let me check (now irritated and russling around in the background)...we have one glazed donut left.
Me: (continued complete dumb-foundedness)...Well, I guess I'll just take the drinks.
Okay, maybe not told as well as it unfolded in front of me, but come on! It was 11:00 in the morning! This place should be hopping with donuts! Whats next, no french fries at McDonalds? No coffee at Starbucks? No chicken at KFC?
We did have a great time, though. Just would have loved a donut for the ride.
Drive-thru guy: Welcome to Dunkin Donuts, may I have your order?
Me: Yes, I would like a caramel latte, two vanilla cream donuts, and a hot tea.
Drive-thru guy: Sir, we're out of donuts (saying it as if to say I should know better than to ask). Would you like something else?
Me: (completely dumb-founded)...ummm, you don't have any donuts?
Drive-thru guy: Let me check (now irritated and russling around in the background)...we have one glazed donut left.
Me: (continued complete dumb-foundedness)...Well, I guess I'll just take the drinks.
Okay, maybe not told as well as it unfolded in front of me, but come on! It was 11:00 in the morning! This place should be hopping with donuts! Whats next, no french fries at McDonalds? No coffee at Starbucks? No chicken at KFC?
We did have a great time, though. Just would have loved a donut for the ride.
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