The economy is so bad ....

[MJ DeMarco]

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

The economy is so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad people in Africa are donating money to Americans.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

 

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[gfinance]

LOL. Nice. I think I like the americans going into mexico the best.

 

[G-99]

Too funny! Here are a few that I have seen.


It's so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies.

The economy is so bad, Dr. Seuss rose from the grave to write a new book: Green Eggs and Spam.

The economy is so bad that I went to my bank to get a loan, they said "THATS WHAT WE WERE GOING TO ASK YOU!!!"

The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!

The economy is so bad that I saw someone using the sun to get a suntan today!

The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.

The economy is so bad, that instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the Super Bowl, they played "Rock, Paper, Scissors."

The economy is so bad, my sister had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

 

[Knightsman]

def like the Motel six one.

 

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