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This is an open letter to the junk hauler who was at my home the other day to give me an estimate to haul away some junk at my house.
Let me say unequivocally ... YOU FAILED. And you succeeded at wasting your time and I hope you traveled many miles to my house.
You see, I called you because your website advertised a $349 "full-service' program to haul away junk from my home. I told you that the junk was construction and yard debris. I told you it was nicely piled-up in both side yards and even gave you dimensions. I told you I only wanted one truck load to be hauled away and by the looks of your truck displayed at your website, it was obvious 80-100% of my junk would fit. Whatever didn't fit, I could trash myself. No biggy.
Yet, you insisted on the need and urgency to come out to my home for a personal estimate.
I resisted because I knew that as soon as you saw my house, you'd give me the inflated "you-live-in-a-big-house-and-in-a-multi-milliion-dollar-neighborhood" price.
And boy, was I right.
As soon as you arrived, you started to praise my home. Beautiful! Gorgeous! Breathtaking view! Wow! What do you do for a living!?
I wasn't fooled as I knew this was the prep-and-primer for the big price. Then you proceeded to examine my junk pile(s).
"Oh this is some heavy stuff"
"Wow, this will take 3 crews 3 days"
"That's a lot of junk"
Again, you didn't fool me as I knew you were fully engaged in the game. Unfortunately for you, I wasn't playing. You see I've been so numbed by these tactics and strategies by so-called business people like you, it never works. In fact, I never hire anyone that visits my home for "estimates". It never works out because you, and everyone before you, thinks that a nice house gives you the license to gouge and overprice. Wrong.
"So how much is it going to be?" I asked.
"$1,500" the man replied.
I paused. Wow, such a round number. Very arbitrary. Almost, like, well ... it was picked out of the air.
Unable to restrain myself, I scoffed and retorted "You've gotta be kidding me ... no F*cking way". There was no need to negotiate as his mentality was exposed.
It wasn't the response you expected so you turned around and walked out and off my property quite abruptly. Of course I heard you mutter "You've gotta do what you gotta do" Thank you for that advice. I will. And by the way, get off my property --rip-off artists are not welcome.
As you left my home I wondered, if this same exact garbage was sitting at another home in South Phoenix (a crappy neighborhood) would your price be the same? Or would it be the $349 you advertised on your website? What happened to that $349? Where did it go?
Anyway ...
So today, I just wanted to let you know that all that junk was removed from my home today for a total cost of $445. I hired a different company via the web. And ya know what? It didn't take "3 crews 3 days" -- it took 1 man and his two teenage sons 4 hours. So much for all your assertions of difficulty. So much for your $1,500 price.
Nice try.
As for your service, I guess the price of living in a nice neighborhood is priced at a premium of $1055.
I think you forgot to advertise that on your website.
This is an open letter to the junk hauler who was at my home the other day to give me an estimate to haul away some junk at my house.
Let me say unequivocally ... YOU FAILED. And you succeeded at wasting your time and I hope you traveled many miles to my house.
You see, I called you because your website advertised a $349 "full-service' program to haul away junk from my home. I told you that the junk was construction and yard debris. I told you it was nicely piled-up in both side yards and even gave you dimensions. I told you I only wanted one truck load to be hauled away and by the looks of your truck displayed at your website, it was obvious 80-100% of my junk would fit. Whatever didn't fit, I could trash myself. No biggy.
Yet, you insisted on the need and urgency to come out to my home for a personal estimate.
I resisted because I knew that as soon as you saw my house, you'd give me the inflated "you-live-in-a-big-house-and-in-a-multi-milliion-dollar-neighborhood" price.
And boy, was I right.
As soon as you arrived, you started to praise my home. Beautiful! Gorgeous! Breathtaking view! Wow! What do you do for a living!?
I wasn't fooled as I knew this was the prep-and-primer for the big price. Then you proceeded to examine my junk pile(s).
"Oh this is some heavy stuff"
"Wow, this will take 3 crews 3 days"
"That's a lot of junk"
Again, you didn't fool me as I knew you were fully engaged in the game. Unfortunately for you, I wasn't playing. You see I've been so numbed by these tactics and strategies by so-called business people like you, it never works. In fact, I never hire anyone that visits my home for "estimates". It never works out because you, and everyone before you, thinks that a nice house gives you the license to gouge and overprice. Wrong.
"So how much is it going to be?" I asked.
"$1,500" the man replied.
I paused. Wow, such a round number. Very arbitrary. Almost, like, well ... it was picked out of the air.
Unable to restrain myself, I scoffed and retorted "You've gotta be kidding me ... no F*cking way". There was no need to negotiate as his mentality was exposed.
It wasn't the response you expected so you turned around and walked out and off my property quite abruptly. Of course I heard you mutter "You've gotta do what you gotta do" Thank you for that advice. I will. And by the way, get off my property --rip-off artists are not welcome.
As you left my home I wondered, if this same exact garbage was sitting at another home in South Phoenix (a crappy neighborhood) would your price be the same? Or would it be the $349 you advertised on your website? What happened to that $349? Where did it go?
Anyway ...
So today, I just wanted to let you know that all that junk was removed from my home today for a total cost of $445. I hired a different company via the web. And ya know what? It didn't take "3 crews 3 days" -- it took 1 man and his two teenage sons 4 hours. So much for all your assertions of difficulty. So much for your $1,500 price.
Nice try.
As for your service, I guess the price of living in a nice neighborhood is priced at a premium of $1055.
I think you forgot to advertise that on your website.
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