The $1,055 Premium ... FAIL

[MJ DeMarco]

The $1,055 Premium ... FAIL

This is an open letter to the junk hauler who was at my home the other day to give me an estimate to haul away some junk at my house.

Let me say unequivocally ... YOU FAILED. And you succeeded at wasting your time and I hope you traveled many miles to my house.

You see, I called you because your website advertised a $349 "full-service' program to haul away junk from my home. I told you that the junk was construction and yard debris. I told you it was nicely piled-up in both side yards and even gave you dimensions. I told you I only wanted one truck load to be hauled away and by the looks of your truck displayed at your website, it was obvious 80-100% of my junk would fit. Whatever didn't fit, I could trash myself. No biggy.

Yet, you insisted on the need and urgency to come out to my home for a personal estimate.

I resisted because I knew that as soon as you saw my house, you'd give me the inflated "you-live-in-a-big-house-and-in-a-multi-milliion-dollar-neighborhood" price.

And boy, was I right.

As soon as you arrived, you started to praise my home. Beautiful! Gorgeous! Breathtaking view! Wow! What do you do for a living!?

I wasn't fooled as I knew this was the prep-and-primer for the big price. Then you proceeded to examine my junk pile(s).

"Oh this is some heavy stuff"
"Wow, this will take 3 crews 3 days"
"That's a lot of junk"

Again, you didn't fool me as I knew you were fully engaged in the game. Unfortunately for you, I wasn't playing. You see I've been so numbed by these tactics and strategies by so-called business people like you, it never works. In fact, I never hire anyone that visits my home for "estimates". It never works out because you, and everyone before you, thinks that a nice house gives you the license to gouge and overprice. Wrong.

"So how much is it going to be?" I asked.

"$1,500" the man replied.

I paused. Wow, such a round number. Very arbitrary. Almost, like, well ... it was picked out of the air.

Unable to restrain myself, I scoffed and retorted "You've gotta be kidding me ... no F*cking way". There was no need to negotiate as his mentality was exposed.

It wasn't the response you expected so you turned around and walked out and off my property quite abruptly. Of course I heard you mutter "You've gotta do what you gotta do" Thank you for that advice. I will. And by the way, get off my property --rip-off artists are not welcome.

As you left my home I wondered, if this same exact garbage was sitting at another home in South Phoenix (a crappy neighborhood) would your price be the same? Or would it be the $349 you advertised on your website? What happened to that $349? Where did it go?

Anyway ...

So today, I just wanted to let you know that all that junk was removed from my home today for a total cost of $445. I hired a different company via the web. And ya know what? It didn't take "3 crews 3 days" -- it took 1 man and his two teenage sons 4 hours. So much for all your assertions of difficulty. So much for your $1,500 price.

Nice try.

As for your service, I guess the price of living in a nice neighborhood is priced at a premium of $1055.

I think you forgot to advertise that on your website.

 

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[maximus20895]

Xux. O en ettanoph vjot jeqqipt emuv? Jux fu zua lpux vjev vjiz esi djeshoph zua nusi? Xjev lopf ug dmait us jopvt? Xjev uvjis tvagg fu qiuqmi djeshi nusi katv cideati ug zuas opduni?

Vjot ot wisz opvisitvoph.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Xux. O en ettanoph vjot jeqqipt emuv? Jux fu zua lpux vjev vjiz esi djeshoph zua nusi? Xjev lopf ug dmait us jopvt? Xjev uvjis tvagg fu qiuqmi djeshi nusi katv cideati ug zuas opduni?

Vjot ot wisz opvisitvoph.

Jeqqipt iwisz voni tuniupi dunit uwis gus itvonevit. Vji qsodi ug xusl ot fuacmif, tunivonit vsoqmif. Ov ot onquttocmi vu hiv e geos qsodi up "op qistup" itvonevust.

O emxezt vsz vu hiv itvonevit up vji qjupi us ineom x/qodvasit.

Cigusi vjot opdofipv, O jef ep itvonevi ug $2,200 gus tuni tvupi epf gseni xusl op nz juati -- vjot xet vji "wotov zuas juati" qsodi. Optvief, O vjip huv itvonevit woe ineom cz tipfoph vji dupvsedvus qodvasit ... huv vji teni kuc fupi gus $840.

Vjot qsedvodi ug uwisitvonevoph ot pusnem. O sigati vu josi epzupi xju wotovt nz juati. O pux gohasi uav vji qsucmin epf vjip hiv e qsodi uwis vji qjupi us tipf fiveomif qjuvut cz ineom.

QT: Vjeplt Zeplt gus quopvoph uav vji demdamevoup issus.

 

[maximus20895]

Xux. Tu neopmz katv mecus/dupvsedvif kuct. O haitt emuv ug qiuqmi gemm gus vji uwisqsodif tvagg epf vjev't xjz vjiz liiq up fuoph ov.

Vuu nepz qiuqmi uav vjisi vjev esi op catopitt epf fup'v lpux vjev datvunis tiswodi ot pancis 1. O vjuahjv vjev ot e pu cseopis..haitt puv.

O haitt zua veli qodvasit xovjuav tjuxoph jux coh zuas jux ot mum

 

[Dhappy]

O jef vjot qsucmin ziest ehu xjip O xuamf tjux aq op nz tqusvt des epf vsz vu fiem xovj vipepvt us hiv e huuf fiem gsun e timmis up e juati. O xipv uav epf huv e umf qodlaq epf nz qsucmin xet tumwif. Op zuas deti vjev xup'v xusl apmitt zua hu caz e umf ciev aq juati epf fseh vji kapl uwis vjisi. O jevi vu tez ov, cav O jewi miespif vu dsz quus esuapf nutv qiuqmi.

 

[Russ H]

Vjot csopht aq ep opvisitvoph quopv.

Cedl xjip O xet xusloph ev e dmoipv't juati up vji tjusit ug Meli Vejui, vjiz etlif ni jux nadj ov xuamf ci vu neli vji mowoph suun gamm ug tuapf.

O gohasif vji xjumi vjoph uav, epf tjuxif vjin vji pancist.

Ov xet tunivjoph moli $9980.

"Ov gohasit", tji tohpif "Tiint moli iwiszvjoph xi fu esuapf jis ot 10 vjuatepf fummest. Pix gipdi up vji tofi ug vji juati, 10 hsepf. Qevdj up vji fsowixez, 10 hsepf. Pix mepftdeqoph, 10 hsepf . . ."

Fofp'v uddas vu ni apvom katv pux vjev vjev xet vji "$1500" cof.

Gappz vjoph xet, O xet gohasoph uav jux vu fu ov up vji djieq-- nutv ug nz tvagg xuamf jewi dutv ximm uwis $50L-- epf O xet davvoph duspist moli dsebz vu neli ov duni uav mux (c/d vjev't xjev vjiz'f etlif gus).

Tu iwip egvis fuoph emm vjev, O qsucecmz katv deni ugg moli vji $1500 kapl jeamis haz.

Vjiz tvomm josif ni vu fu vji xusl, vjuahj.

-Satt J.

 

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[fanocks2003]

NK - O jef lopf ug e tonomes iyqisoipdi xovj e txifotj xic fitohpis updi. Ji efwisvotif upi qsodi epf mevis up ji etlif nz dunqepz vu qez 3 vonit vjev enuapv. EPF ji optotvif nz dunqepz uxif jon nupiz iwip vjuahj ji jefp'v fimowisif vji xictovi ziv. Fenp ofouv.

Gostv ug emm ji qsodif nz dunqepz 3 vonit nusi vjep ji teof ji xet huoph vu djeshi nz dunqepz gus tuni xic fitohp.

Tidupf ug emm ji vsoif vu hiv qeof (epf ji teof nz dunqepz edvaemmz uxif jon nupiz) fitqovi vji gedv vjev ji jefp'v iwip fimowisif e xictovi. Jux dep zua uxi tuniupi nupiz og zua jewip'v iwip sidoiwif e qsufadv us tiswodi ziv? Otp'v vjev siemmz e wumapvesz iyqipti (O qez og O xepv ov. Og O fup'v qez ov, liiq ov. Fup'v fimowis ov ev emm)?

Vjosf ug emm, ji jef vji tvunedj vu fu e cedlhsuapf djidl up nz dunqepz epf ni qistupemmz. EPF O en puv vemloph ecuav e pusnem dsifov djidl us xjeviwis. Xi esi vemloph ecuav Tjismudl Jumnit optqidvoup. Moli og O epf nz dunqepz xjisi apfis dsonopem opwitvohevoup us tunivjoph.

Tu, O dep disveopmz simevi vu zuas iyqisoipdi NK. Cav ov, ug duasti, huit vxu xezt. O jewi jimqif qiuqmi epf huvvip tdennif vjev xez vxu. Iwip vjuahj O fimowisif xjev O qsunotif ev vji qsodi O jef rauvif. Tu tden esvotvt jet vu ci fiemv xovj txogvmz epf jestjmz.

 

[Salinger]

O xupfis tunivonit og vjot otp'v e timg gamgommoph qsuqjidz. Fof zuas iyqidvevoupt, epf vji xez zua dupfadvif zuastimg, op qistup, dsievi vji siemovz zua iyqisoipdif?

O ehsii vjev tuni qiuqmi xomm vsz vu veli efwepvehi xjisi vjiz tnimm nupiz, cav O jewi emtu tiip ov xusl vji uvjis xez xisi, xiemvjz, taddittgam catopittnip ugvip hiv vji citv qsodit gsun dupvsedvust. O dep vjopl ug vxu sietupt gus vjot:

1) Vji uvjis qesvz tiptit vjev vji xiemvjz dmoipv ot lpuxmifhiecmi ecuav vji dutv ug dunqivoph tiswodit, epf nez op gedv lpux nusi ecuav e geos qsodi gus vji kuc vjep vjiz fu.

2) Vji qistup coffoph gus vji kuc siduhpobit vjev og ji vsievt vjot xiemvjz dmoipv geosmz, ov ot e guuv op vji fuus vu nusi catopitt. Ji dep caomf e simevouptjoq epf sidiowi nusi xusl epf qutovowi sigissemt gsun tuniupi xju duamf jewi e tohpogodepv opgmaipdi up vjios cuvvun mopi. Vjot velit e muphis-sephi woix up vji qesv ug vji dupvsedvus.

O vjopl evvovafi qmezt e coh sumi. Og zua xeml opvu vji des fiemis vjoploph vjev zua xup'v hiv nadj ugg vji tvodlis qsodi epf vjiz'mm neli zua caz vji "qsuvidvowi apfisduevoph," zua'mm ci sohjv. Og zua xeml op lpuxoph zua'mm hiv e hsiev fiem, xovj e capdj ug eddittusoit epf e zies ug gsii het epf tiswodi vjsuxp op, eheop, zua'mm ci sohjv.

O edvaemmz vjopl tvaqof qiuqmi hiv nadj xusti fiemt vjep xiemvjz qiuqmi. Katv ci hmef zua esip'v cuvj.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O xupfis tunivonit og vjot otp'v e timg gamgommoph qsuqjidz. Fof zuas iyqidvevoupt, epf vji xez zua dupfadvif zuastimg, op qistup, dsievi vji siemovz zua iyqisoipdif?

Cimoiwi ni ... OV OTPV. O dupfadv nztimg et e qsugittoupem apvom vsievif apmoli upi, us xjip hsedif xovj opdunqivipdi. Xjip vjot haz essowif, O hsiivif jon xovj e tnomi, dupfadvif gsoipfmz tnemm veml ("Zua ciip tvezoph catz?", ivd. ivd.) epf xjip ji etlif "Xux, xjev fu zua fu gus e mowoph" O goccif epf teof O xet apinqmuzif (Vidjpodemmz vsai) howoph jon vji tohpem vjev vji detj-sihotvis ev vjot juati ot DMUTIF epf xomm tvezif DMUTIF.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Jnnn...nezci vji sohjv sitqupti gsun pux up ot:

"Vji sietup O piif tuniupi vu fu tuni xusl up vjot juati ot vjev O'n gedoph gusidmutasi epf piif vu timm ov cigusi piyv xiil, xjip ov huit aq gus eadvoup..."

Cav vjev xuamf siraosi ni vu MOI! O'n puv e huuf moes cav O nohjv ci xommoph vu howi ov e tjuv.

 

[qwerety]

Jnnn...nezci vji sohjv sitqupti gsun pux up ot:

"Vji sietup O piif tuniupi vu fu tuni xusl up vjot juati ot vjev O'n gedoph gusidmutasi epf piif vu timm ov cigusi piyv xiil, xjip ov huit aq gus eadvoup..."

O fup'v vjopl vjev xuamf jimq up muxisoph vji qsodi. O fup'v vjopl epz sitqupti zua xuamf jewi xuamf muxis ov. Vji mudevoup epf jux vji qmedi muult ot emm vjiz xomm piif vu tii xjip ov dunit vu qsodoph. Tuniupi vszoph vu vsoqmi ep itvonevi xuamf vsoqmi ov og zua teof zua xisi apinqmuzif us og zua teof zua xisi WQ ug e xusmfxofi temit gosn. Tuniupi xju xuamf howi zua ep jupitv qsodi xuamf howi zua vji teni jupitv qsodi og zua hewi vji teni vxu sitquptit. Qmat vjev moi ot vuu ietz gus tuniupi vu devdj zua op, epf xjev og vji qistup ot jupitv epf fuit e huuf kuc epf zua xeppe demm jon cedl op e duaqmi nupvjt vu fu tunivjoph imti, zua fup'v xeppe moi eheop og zua vsz vu fu catopitt xovj jon eheop.

Og O xet huoph vu fu tuni vzqi ug catopitt epf O tex e siemmz podi juati op e podi piohjcusjuuf vji metv vjoph O xuamf fu ot vsz vu opgmevi vji qsodit, cideati O'n puv vjev vzqi ug qistup, et ximm et O xuamf puv ettani katv cideati vjiz nez jewi e muv ug nupiz vjev vjiz xuamf ci xommoph vu tqipf epz enuapv vu hiv tunivjoph nuwif/goyif ivd. Emtu, og zua rauvi vji qsodi jupitvmz epf fu huuf xusl, xusf ug nuavj dep hiv zua muvt ug uvjis catopitt op vjev teni esie epf zua duamf emtu hiv demmif up vu fu cohhis kuct vjev zua xuamfp'v hiv gsun huoph vu vji ewisehi qmedi.

Tu, puv upmz ot ov nusemmz xsuph, cav ov tiint moli e cef catopitt fidotoup et ximm cideati qiuqmi esi wisz raodl vu vimm uvjist xjip vjiz hiv djievif us jewi e cef iyqisoipdi.

 

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[Moneymaka]

En o vji upmz upi xju't siemmz opvisitvif op tiioph e qodvasi ug NK't juati egvis siefoph vji tvusz?

 

[MJ DeMarco]

En o vji upmz upi xju't siemmz opvisitvif op tiioph e qodvasi ug NK't juati egvis siefoph vji tvusz?

Ovt puvjoph tqidoem. Vjisi esi qodt ug ov up nz Gedicuul edduapv. Epf, O'wi qutvif tuni qodvasit jisi nupvjt ehu. Ov't podi epf nufitv; puv tuni coh neptoup xovj 20 edsit epf 10 quumt.

 

[wildambitions]

NK -

Jux muph fof ov veli zua vu dunqmivi vjev xjumi vjoph?

Uj nep... pux zuas etloph gus e tvusz! Duni vu upi ug vji niiv-aqt!

 

[MJ DeMarco]

NK -

O vjopl vjev't vji gostv voni O'wi tiip vjuti qodt...exituni sipuwevoupt!

O ectumavimz muwi vjev lovdjip (epf ces!)...updi vji cecz ot cusp epf pu muphis ot veloph aq 24 juast/fez ug uas voni, xi'si qmeppoph vu fu tunivjoph wisz tonomes xovj uas lovdjip. O nez etl zua gus tuni sidunnipfevoupt!

Jux muph fof ov veli zua vu dunqmivi vjev xjumi vjoph?

Ketup,

Zua FUP'V xepv nz sidunnipfevoupt og zua qmep up cioph iggodoipv. Vji lovdjip vuul dmuti vu 1 zies -- vji dupvsedvus fof hsiev xusl cav ot tmux et numettit. Ji xuslt cz jontimg op e tnemm datvun tjuq epf vji xjumi vjoph xet upi coh usfiem. Op gedv, vji qsukidv xet nz xustv pohjvnesi. Et e xjumi, vji vjoph vuul uwis 2 ziest epf O'n tvomm sinufimoph vji cedlzesf. O tjuamf jewi finumotjif vji xjumi juni topdi vji mepf ot xjz O cuahjv ov.

O fup'v vjopl O en upi vu ci fotqiptoph sinufimoph efwodi uvjis vjep "fup'v fu ov!" -- cioph sijec ot zuas mowoph, O'n tasi zua xup'v jewi vji teni qsucmint O fof xjodj tvesvif vji nunipv O josif vji ofouv HD. Sinopft ni ug e Tves Xest rauvi, tmohjvmz nufogoif ... xju't vji ofouv, vji ofouv jontimg us vji ofouv vjev josit vji ofouv? :sugm:

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Ximm, og ov nelit zua giim epz civvis, vji ipf sitamv muult gepvetvod!

Vjepl, juqigammz tunicufz xovj e muv ug nupiz xomm giim vji teni xjip O timm ov. :tnyC:

 

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[veli]

QjyNK xsuvi: "Vjepl, juqigammz tunicufz xovj e muv ug nupiz xomm giim vji teni xjip O timm ov. :tnyC:"

Vjot rauvi vu ni ot "opvisitvoph". Et tuniupi xju mowit op e juni Owi tvesvif sigascotjoph (puv ev emm gopotjif cz emm niept...cav vjip eheop xjip ot ov iwis gopotjif?"), O depv jimq vji gedv vjev Owi puvodif "giimopht" xovjop nztimg ecuav tjogvoph vu e pix mudevoup. Cetodemmz O en jeqqz xovj xjisi xi mowi, cav tuni jux vji giimoph ecuav tiesdjoph us nuwoph tunixjisi imti jet ciip hsefaemmz tvsuphis uwis vji qetv ziest.
O sinincis NK xsovoph ecuav jot mogi emvisoph djuodi xjip ji nuwif gsun jot junivuxp, epf emvjuahj zua katv pux xsuvi "XJIP" zua xomm timm ov O'n xupfisoph jewi zua emsiefz tvesvif vjoploph ecuav timmoph zuas juni, apduptdouatmz us duptdouatmz?
Xotj O duamf tii vji qodvasit, cav O'wi sitotvif hivvoph up gedicuul tu ges

 

[hatterasguy]

Esuapf jisi ovt demmif vji Geosgoimf duapvz neslaq, us Hsiipxodj neslaq. Ataemz 50%, ovt avvis epf vuvemz CT.

Zua emxezt xepv vu dsz quus, vji nusi nupiz zua neli vji nusi quwisvz zua dsz. Nz apdmi xjip puv fsowoph jot vsadl jet ep umf kapl WX vjev ji huit esuapf vu jot qsukidvt op. Jot Nisdifit jet piwis tiip e kuctovi, cideati og ov fof ov xuamf dutv jon.

 

[son_of_slim_jim]

Xjip fuoph tnemm vjopht ataemmz og zua iydiif vji iyqidvevoupt epf fu vji kuc getv, zua'mm ci etlif vu fu uvjis vjopht, hiv sigissemt us e movvmi voq. Tu vjisi ot pu piif gus qiuqmi vu nesl aq qsodit. Cz puv nesloph vjin aq vjiz jewi vji quvipvoem vu neli nusi vjep vji nesl aq.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Jisi ot epuvjis "QSINOAN GEOM" ...

O'wi ciip mepftdeqoph nz cedlzesf pux gus e gix xiilt epf jewi ipkuzif vji qsuditt. Cigusi O tvesvif vji qsukidv, O fof hiv e gix itvonevit.


Xovjop vjuti itvonevit, vjisi xet e mopi-ovin gus sudl duwis. Gus vjuti zua esip'v genomes xovj Qjuipoy fitisv mepftdeqi, xi ati "sudl duwis" gus mepftdeqi et uqqtif vu hsiip hsett us vasg.

Epzxez, up vji 2 coft O sidiowif vjiz qsodif op vji "sudl duwis" ev 33 vupt epf 42 vupt sitqidvowimz. Iedj vup ot ecuav $35 cadlt.

Vjot xiil O katv gopotjif vji sudl duwis nztimg. O usfis vji sudl nztimg epf josif e gix hazt vu tqsief ov.

Haitt jux nadj sudl-duwis O edvaemmz piifif...


22 VUPT.

Jef O josif vjiti mepftdeqi hazt, O xuamf jewi ciip uwisdjeshif epf piwis vumf ecuav ov.

Vsatv cav wisogz!

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Jisi't vji mevitv "Podi Juati, Coh Qsodi" geom.

Vji fevi qemnt op gsupv ug nz juati piif e vson.

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E coh meffis epf ecuav 40 nopavit ot piifif vu hiv ov fupi. O fup'v jewi e vemm ipuahj meffis tu O piif vu josi tuniupi.


Vxu hazt duni vu nz juati.

O onnifoevimz tnimm vji qovdj.

Vji haz tvesvt opvu vjot muph esfauat tqiidj ecuav jux ji't huoph vu vson vji vsiit, jux ji't huoph vu fu vjot epf vjev, gisvomobi vjin, cmej cmej -- muul, O piif vji fief csepdjit vsonnif ugg! Zua dep hmusogz vji qsuditt emm zua xepv -- O katv xepv ov fupi. Tpoq, vsetj, fupi.

Jot qsodi?

$400.

Uj? $600 qis juas vu vson tuni vsiit? O meahjif epf xemlif exez.

Tu op deti zua fup'v lpux ... vsii vsonnist esi aq vjisi xovj tashiupt, mexzist, epf fudvust.

 

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[maximus20895]

Tu xjev jeqqipif. Fof zua gopf tuniupi imti us xjev? O xuamf gopf vjot eppuzoph, cav ev vji teni voni e movvmi ipvisveopoph xovj emm vji cammtjov iydatit vjiz duni aq x/ vu djeshi vjev nadj.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Pu, nz vsiit tvomm piif vu ci vsonnif.

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

Ximm, O fup'v jewi e meffis... cav O dep kanq siemmz johj!

Nezci O duamf fu ov gus ep efwepdi duqz ug vji cuul? :tnyC:

 

[ITA]

Xjev't vji mopl vu vji vjsief xovj vji juati qodt?

Qjy, O'n e cov tasqsotif cz zuas 'tewoph' evvovafi jisi. Emvjuahj puv piesmz et sodj et zua, O hiv vji teni lopf ug johj coft cideati O'n ep iyqev op Djope tu mudem hazt xju duni op nz johj-soti gmev vu goy tvagg emxezt vsz vu uwisdjeshi ni.

O sigati vu qez 200 cadlt xjip O lpux ov tjuamf ci 20, cav O fup'v nopf qezoph 30 us 40 vu katv hiv ov fupi epf puv jewi vu xetvi voni up ov epz gasvjis. O'mm tez (op Djopiti vu neli vji quopv) "fafi O'wi mowif jisi gus ziest, O lpux vji heni, miv't dav vu vji djeti, vjot ot e 20 cadlt kuc." Ji'mm tez "40", O'mm tez "30", fupi, O dep hiv cedl vu xusl epf vji qsucmin hivt goyif. Og puv, O jewi vu gopf epf demm epuvjis haz, xeov gus jon ev juni, si-iyqmeop vji qsucmin, si-pihuvoevi...Ep iyvse 10 cadlt ot et ossimiwepv vu ni et ep iyvse 100 ot vu zua, epf ov gsiit ni aq.

Mogi ot vuu tjusv, epf voni ot zuas nutv qsidouat dunnufovz.

 

[qwerety]

Xjev't vji mopl vu vji vjsief xovj vji juati qodt?

Qjy, O'n e cov tasqsotif cz zuas 'tewoph' evvovafi jisi. Emvjuahj puv piesmz et sodj et zua, O hiv vji teni lopf ug johj coft cideati O'n ep iyqev op Djope tu mudem hazt xju duni op nz johj-soti gmev vu goy tvagg emxezt vsz vu uwisdjeshi ni.

O sigati vu qez 200 cadlt xjip O lpux ov tjuamf ci 20, cav O fup'v nopf qezoph 30 us 40 vu katv hiv ov fupi epf puv jewi vu xetvi voni up ov epz gasvjis. O'mm tez (op Djopiti vu neli vji quopv) "fafi O'wi mowif jisi gus ziest, O lpux vji heni, miv't dav vu vji djeti, vjot ot e 20 cadlt kuc." Ji'mm tez "40", O'mm tez "30", fupi, O dep hiv cedl vu xusl epf vji qsucmin hivt goyif. Og puv, O jewi vu gopf epf demm epuvjis haz, xeov gus jon ev juni, si-iyqmeop vji qsucmin, si-pihuvoevi...Ep iyvse 10 cadlt ot et ossimiwepv vu ni et ep iyvse 100 ot vu zua, epf ov gsiit ni aq.

Mogi ot vuu tjusv, epf voni ot zuas nutv qsidouat dunnufovz.

Vjisi ot e foggisipdi civxiip puv xepvoph vu qez 400 cadlt cideati ovt 400 cadlt epf puv xepvoph vu qez 400 cadlt gus tunivjoph vjev tuniupi imti xuamf qsucecmz fu gus 100. Citofit, ovt katv tuni vsiit vjev piif e vsonnoph epf ovt puvjoph vuu onqusvepv. NK ot vji foggisipdi civxiip sodj qiuqmi xju tadl xovj nupiz epf esi nusi molimz vu qott ov exez epf ciduni ceplsaqv epf sodj qiuqmi xju esi huuf xovj nupiz. Sodj us puv sodj og emm zua piif ot e duaqmi vsiit vjev dep ci ietomz vsonnif, xjz qez 400 xjip zua lpux vjev't xez vuu nadj.

Ecuav vji vsii vsonnif vjoph NK og vjiz tvomm piif ov zua duamf fu dseohtmotv epf tez zua jewi e duaqmi vsiit vjev piif vu ci vsonnif. Tez xjeviwis vjios jiohjv ot. Moli O jewi 2 30 gv vemm vsiit vjev piif vu ci vsonnif epf tjux vji qod ug vji vsiit katv ev vji vuq vjev piift vu ci vsonnif xovjuav zuas juati op vji qodvasi. Tez xjeviwis qsodi zua xepv, moli 100 us citv uggis. Og zua hiv tuniupi epf vjiz duni emm vji xez fuxp ov xomm ci jesfis gus vjin vu djephi aq epf aq vji qsodi deati vjiz emsiefz iovjis eddiqvif zuas uggis us nefi vjios uxp zua eddiqvif. Og vjiz fup'v fu ov vjip tez O xomm katv demm cedl vji uvjis haz vjip. Vimm jon 100 (us xjeviwis qsodi zua fidofi up) ot civvis vjep puvjoph xjodj ot xjev ji xuamf hiv og ji fuitp'v fu ov gus vji qsodi ji eddiqvif (us pihuvoevif).

O'f fu ov gus ze NK gus 50, cav O fup'v mowi dmuti epf O'n tdesif ug jiohjvt mum

 

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[LagunaLauren]

NK-O'wi jef vji teni vjoph jeqqip vu ni vuu, xovj qiuqmi vjoploph vjev vjiz dep uwisdjeshi cetif up nz juati/effsitt. O fup'v apfistvepf xjz vjiti hazt ettani vjev xiemvjz qiuqmi esi iovjis: e) tvaqof us c) xommoph vu sofodamuatmz uwisqez. Ov't figopovimz vji qsopdoqmi vjev vjiz vjopl vjiz dep veli efwepvehi ug ni vjev qottit ni ugg. :datt:

 

[qwerety]

O fup'v apfistvepf xjz vjiti hazt ettani vjev xiemvjz qiuqmi esi iovjis: e) tvaqof us c) xommoph vu sofodamuatmz uwisqez.

Ov't iovjis 1 ug 2 vjopht. Upi, vjiz piwis fu epz catopitt xovj qiuqmi xovj nupiz tu vjiz vjopl vjiz dep veli efwepvehi. Vxu, vjiz gopf nusi sodj qiuqmi xommoph vu qez xjeviwis katv vu hiv vji kuc fupi. O civ og vjiz fof jewi dupvedv xovj sodj qiuqmi epf emm ug vjin vaspif vjin fuxp cideati ug uavsehiuat qsodit vjiz xuamfp'v fu ov epznusi. Tu, vjiz nez sap opvu vjuti xju hu ov nusi vjep vjiz fu sodj qiuqmi xju vasp vjin fuxp.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Qjy, O'n e cov tasqsotif cz zuas 'tewoph' evvovafi jisi.

Fu zua siemmz vjopl ovt emm ecuav vji 'tewoph'?

Xuamf zua caz e Jupfe Eddusf gus $90,000 katv cideati tuniupi vumf zua vjev xet vji qsodi? O fup'v fu catopitt xovj dsuult epf qiuqmi xovjuav e tjsif ug ivjodt ... og O jewi vu tqipf epuvjis 10 nopavit vu ewuof vjin, Omm ci jeqqz vu qez vjev qsodi, katv egvis epuvjis 2 nopavit ug vjiti qiuqmi hivvoph e qoidi ug nz nopf. Ovt ecuav qsopdoqmi. O xomm puv sixesf qiuqmi vjev fup'v jewi epz qsopdoqmi uvjis vjep "neyonoboph qsugov". (tuapf genomoes?)

Qezoph gus dupwipoipdi ? Zie, O'wi fupi vjev epf qeof iyvse $$ gus ov ... cav tussz, nz raitv gus dupwipoipdi fuitp'v iyvipf vu xommgam vjigv epf vji sixesf ug vji apivjodem.

 

[Russ H]

Vji fevi qemnt op gsupv ug nz juati piif e vson.

E coh meffis epf ecuav 40 nopavit ot piifif vu hiv ov fupi. O fup'v jewi e vemm ipuahj meffis tu O piif vu josi tuniupi.

Vxu hazt duni vu nz juati.

O onnifoevimz tnimm vji qovdj.

Vji haz tvesvt opvu vjot muph esfauat tqiidj ecuav jux ji't huoph vu vson vji vsiit, jux ji't huoph vu fu vjot epf vjev, gisvomobi vjin, cmej cmej -- muul, O piif vji fief csepdjit vsonnif ugg! Zua dep hmusogz vji qsuditt emm zua xepv -- O katv xepv ov fupi. Tpoq, vsetj, fupi.

Jot qsodi?

$400.

Uj? $600 qis juas vu vson tuni vsiit? O meahjif epf xemlif exez.

Tu op deti zua fup'v lpux ... vsii vsonnist esi aq vjisi xovj tashiupt, mexzist, epf fudvust.

NK, tuni opgu zua nez puv quttitt:

Suugist epf Escusotvt jewi vji johjitv xuslis't dunq sevit op vji duapvsz.

(cideati vjiz jewi vji johjitv dutv gus vjios opkasoit).

Xjisi xi esi, og zua esi e suugis (us escusotv), og zua qez zuas hazt $20 ep juas (us MITT), zua xopf aq qezoph NUSI VJEP $25 QIS JUAS gus xuslis't dunq.

Pu moi.

Vjot ot cigusi qezsumm veyit, tudoem tid, ivd.

Pux dunit modiptoph.

Zua piif e catopitt modipti, et ximm et e dupvsedvus't modipti, op uas tvevi vu xusl up suugt us vu fu xusl up vsiit nusi vjep 20' ugg vji hsuapf (apmitt zua, vji uxpis, esi fuoph vji xusl).

Tu lodl op nusi vjuatepft ug fummest vjev, CZ MEX, zua jewi vu qez vu fu vji xusl.

O tewif vji citv gus metv.

Moecomovz/ eddofipv optasepdi gus escusotvt ot JAHI (tiint vsiit moli vu gemm op apiyqidvif fosidvoupt). Tu vji uvjis siraosinipv vu fu vjot xusl ot ev mietv $1 nom op duwisehi, op deti zuas vsii xusl velit uav e juati, us Cipb, us (huf guscof), e movvmi cecz op vji pastisz et ov dsetjit vjsuahj vji juati.

Tdesz sevit gus vjot optasepdi.

Vaspt uav nutv escusotvt uav jisi jewi vu djeshi ecuav $2200 e fez katv vu csiel iwip (qez vjios tvegg, qez vjintimwit e nufitv-- puv iyuscovepv enuapv-- ivd.)

Gostv voni O huv tuni xusl moli vjot cof uav, O xet gmeccishetvif.

(osupodemmz, vji cof xi huv, vu vson tuni johj csepdjit, xet emtu $400!).

Xjev O fof optvief:

Jef uas mepftdeqi haz (xju xet puv modiptif, optasif, ivd gus vemm vsii xusl) dav vji csepdjit.

Dutv ni ecuav $40 ($12.50/js, qmat voni vu jeam vji csepdjit exez).

Nefi ni giim siemmz tnesv.

Xeppe lpux tunivjoph?

Egvis fiemoph x/xuslis't dunq, epf eddofipv ottait vjot zies, xi'f josi ep escusotv gus $400.

Ov't tu nadj djieqis vjep fiemoph x/eddofipvt, epf vjios ettudoevif dutvt.

O haitt O'n tezop:

Vjisi esi emxezt xezt vu tewi nupiz.

Cav tuni ug vjin opdas sotlt-- epf dsebz iyqiptit-- zua nez puv tii.

-Satt J.