Slap Chop (because your life is not exciting as it is)

[hawaiiloans]

I just saw this last night and OMG Vince is hilarious.

SLAP YOUR TROUBLES AWAY! STOP HAVING A BORING TUNA, STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE!!!

 

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[YoungOne]

I love it!

"You're Gonna love my nuts!"

 

[CarrieW]

LMAO!

 

[hawaiiloans]

I think the strength of this guy's marketing (ala Billy Mays) will sell tons of these things, even if they don't work. I have a feeling he's going to have a bunch of products under his name after this and the SHAMWOW (which comes from Germany, because Germans make great stuff!)

 

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[CMCarlin]

"You're going to have a nice tuna salad. Look at this, you're gonna have an exciting life now"

 

[LightHouse]

I saw this later and figured someone had probably posted it already. i mean this is an old product with a new name. I think Vince will do well next to Billy Mays.

 

[WestCoast]

"You're going to be in a great mood all day!"

"You know you hate making salad..."

"You're going to have an exciting life now!"

"Life's hard enough as it is, you don't want to cry anymore."



you can't make this stuff up, only Vince could do it with a straight face....

 

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[CMCarlin]

What do you think the appeal is with this guy?

MJ, what is it about this guy that makes you want to use a pic of him for your avatar?

 

[Charmed Angel]

What do you think the appeal is with this guy?

He's got good motivational energy.




Did you notice, he can't do This all day either.

 

[Russ H]

What do you think the appeal is with this guy?

He's captured the zeitgeist of our time.

(sheesh, I've been listening to too much NPR . . . bad Russ (slap!) Bad Russ (SLAP!)

Seriously, Vince may just become the Ron Popiel of our time (anyone remember those Ronco ads? "But wait, there's more! NOW how much would you pay for this?).

The greatest difference being Poplel was an inventor, and really innovated/developed the infomercial format-- and our buddy Vince finds existing products, re-names them, and markets them in his own special way.

Also, Ron Popiel won the Nobel Prize for Consumer Engineering in 1993.

Vince directed a really bad movie.

-Russ H.

 

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