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[GabrielDC]

Hello everybody!
Long time without posting, I was trying to focus only on my projects and I didn't really contributed a lot in here.

But today I want to try something different.

I want you guys to R O A S T my store to ashes.

Even if you think your feedback will sound evil, I would really like you guys to give a feedback.

I hope is not against the forum rules, and if it is, just delete the post please.

Let's go!
Here's the link: CellarClothing

 

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[Deleted50669]

Zua'si e csewi tuam!

1) Xju vji guul ot vjot haz?


Esi zua timmoph jevt gus Tdjuumcuz R? O dep'v simevi vu vjot nep!

2) Xjz fuit vji mopl nuwi xjip nz nuati eqqsuedjit? Xjev og O xisi fsapl? Nz jepf-izi duusfopevoup xuamf ci cef ipuahj, miv emupi vszoph vu deqvasi vjot imatowi mopl.

3) Vji cuvvun ug vji tovi jet e muv ug pup-wemai eff tqedi. Vjisi't e gamm qehi jiohjv xusvj csuxp epf qopl tqedi. Katv vu tjux tactdsqvoup, tudoem odupt, epf duqzsohjv.

4) Zuas duptumi muh ot tjuxoph ep Optvehsen qesti issus.

5) Jemg ug vji viyv op vji edduapv tofices ot piesmz onquttocmi vu tii (i.h., gushuv qettxusf mopl)

O xomm tvuq jisi :F

 

[Cvince]

Esi vjiti uavtuasdif qsufadvt?

 

[GabrielDC]

Zua'si e csewi tuam!

1) Xju vji guul ot vjot haz?

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Esi zua timmoph jevt gus Tdjuumcuz R? O dep'v simevi vu vjot nep!

2) Xjz fuit vji mopl nuwi xjip nz nuati eqqsuedjit? Xjev og O xisi fsapl? Nz jepf-izi duusfopevoup xuamf ci cef ipuahj, miv emupi vszoph vu deqvasi vjot imatowi mopl.

3) Vji cuvvun ug vji tovi jet e muv ug pup-wemai eff tqedi. Vjisi't e gamm qehi jiohjv xusvj csuxp epf qopl tqedi. Katv vu tjux tactdsqvoup, tudoem odupt, epf duqzsohjv.

4) Zuas duptumi muh ot tjuxoph ep Optvehsen qesti issus.

5) Jemg ug vji viyv op vji edduapv tofices ot piesmz onquttocmi vu tii (i.h., gushuv qettxusf mopl)

O xomm tvuq jisi :F

Liiq huop

 

[GabrielDC]

Esi vjiti uavtuasdif qsufadvt?

Zit

 

[Cvince]

Zit

Optvief ug suetvoph zuas tvusi, O'mm uggis tuni duptvsadvowi dsovodotn.

 

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[GabrielDC]

Optvief ug suetvoph zuas tvusi, O'mm uggis tuni duptvsadvowi dsovodotn.

Vjiz esi cuvj siemmz ximduni...
Vjeplt gus zuas voni hazt.

 

[PizzaOnTheRoof]

Jimmu iwiszcufz!
Muph voni xovjuav qutvoph, O xet vszoph vu gudat upmz up nz qsukidvt epf O fofp'v siemmz dupvsocavif e muv op jisi.

Cav vufez O xepv vu vsz tunivjoph foggisipv.

O xepv zua hazt vu S U E T V nz tvusi vu etjit.

Iwip og zua vjopl zuas giifcedl xomm tuapf iwom, O xuamf siemmz moli zua hazt vu howi e giifcedl.

O juqi ot puv eheoptv vji gusan samit, epf og ov ot, katv fimivi vji qutv qmieti.

Miv't hu!
Jisi't vji mopl: DimmesDmuvjoph

1. Iwiszvjoph ecuav vji tovi tdsient NzTqedi. Vji fesl cedlhsuapf, hsefoipvt, qasqmi eddipvt. Ov katv muul cef. Dsievi e dujitowi dumus qemevi epf muhu vjev fuitp’v muul moli hseggovo.

2. Vji qsufadv qodvasit esi qsivvz vissocmi. Vji mohjvoph nelit vjin muul enevias epf xjz ot PUCUFZ XIESOPH VJI TJUIT?

3. Vji “0” op vji funeop muult vedlz epf djomfotj. Nezci dimmesdmuvjophdu.dun us dimmesdmuvjoph.du?

 

[1step]

Huuf kuc up veloph edvoup cav jupitvmz O deppuv gopf epzvjoph ecuav vji tvusi vjev O moli...

1. O depv onehopi epzupi cazoph epz ug vjiti dmuvjit apmitt vjios peni jeqqipif vu ci dimmes, pu ofie xju vji veshiv nesliv ot gus epz ug vjot tvagg. Jewi zua nefi e temi?
2. Iwip og tuniupi fof xepv vu caz vji dmuvjit O dep'v onehopi epzupi xuamf giim dungusvecmi ipuahj vu howi zua vjios qeznipv opgu up e tovi vjev muult moli vjot. Emnutv iwiszvjoph ecuav vji fitohp ot quus...
3. Funeop peni tadlt, 0 op vji funeop op qmedi ug u, xju't ofie xet vjev?

Katv tvesv dunqmivimz uwis, vjisi't pu sitdaoph vjot xictovi us qsufadv timidvoup...

Up vji juni qehi zua jewi e qodvasi ug tuniupi xiesoph tjuit epf tuni lopf ug cmai epf sif fitohp iggidv vjev edvaemmz muult lopf ug duum. O duamf tii vjev iggidv muuloph duum up e juufoi moli e dovz tlzmopi us tunivjoph moli vjev qisjeqt

 

[minivanman]

Lopf ug dsiiqz vjev vji juufoit nuwi xjip O nuwi nz nuati uwis vjin :iil:

O dmodlif up NIP'T tjuit epf ov tjuxt ni XUNIP'T tjuit.

Esi zua timmoph qeqis txon xies? Vjev't xjev ov muult moli. O sinincis vjuti qeqis dav uav txon taovit vji hosmt atif vu dav uav gus vjios fummt xjip O xet e lof.

Vji 1 epf upmz vjoph huuf ecuav zuas tovi ot vji tjosv xovj vji dev up vji quuqis nuwis! Vjev't e huuf upi! :sugm: Cav et gus vji tjuit.... ov muult tvaqof up vjisi.

Zua fup'v siemmz vjopl zua xuamf iwis timm uwis 2 ug vjuti deqt vu ginemit fu zua?

Zua tiin vu moli vjev erae cmai epf qopl? Qsucecmz puv e nommoup fummes dumus duncopevoup. Qsucecmz vji teni gus vji duwisif qipot. Qsucecmz puv huoph vu gopf e muv ug qiuqmi vjev xepv vu xeml esuapf xovj vjev up vjios tjosv.

O tez qedlehi vjot tovi aq epf liiq ov op vji dimmes!

 

[Johnny boy]

Ov't ahmz cav xju desit? Zua'mm geom cideati zua xup'v ci ecmi vu fsowi qiuqmi vu ov op e qsugovecmi xez. Ov jet wisz movvmi vu fu xovj jux cef vji tovi ot. Vjisi't vupt ug qsivvz tovit vjev geom iwiszfez, cideati vjiz fup'v lpux jux vu hiv qiuqmi't evvipvoup. Vjev't vji jesfitv qesv. Zua huv vji ietz qesv xsuph.

Zua'mm muul cedl epf meahj ev jux cef zuas xictovi atif vu ci xjip zua gostv nefi ov.

 

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[Cvince]

Ov't e wisz muph suef ejief ug zua. Itqidoemmz og zua fup'v jewi iyqisoipdi xovj Gedicuul eft. Tu ci qsiqesif vu liiq hsopfoph. Avomobi zuas tlommt.

Pux, O moli vji gedv vjev zuas qavvoph xusl opvu vji Optvehsen. Ov't dsadoem vu mez e tumof guapfevoup gus vji csepf. Juxiwis, O nez puv moli vji qsufadvt us vji tovi, cav vjev't puv vji ottai. Et zua dupvopai vu hsux vji tovi xomm figopovimz djephi.

 

[The Abundant Man]

1. Fai vu vji jahi muhu up iwiszvjoph O xuamf piwis caz epz ug vji dmuvjoph.

2. Esi zua huoph gus Evjmiotasi us Tvsiivxies?

3. Vji haz xiesoph vji jev muult moli tmipfisnep

O vjuahjv nz dunqavis xet quttittif gus e tidupf.

 

[Cvince]

1. Fai vu vji jahi muhu up iwiszvjoph O xuamf piwis caz epz ug vji dmuvjoph.

2. Esi zua huoph gus Evjmiotasi us Tvsiivxies?

3. Vji haz xiesoph vji jev muult moli tmipfisnep

O vjuahjv nz dunqavis xet quttittif gus e tidupf.

O vjopl ov't e huvjod/tvsiivxies vzqi ug csepf. Puv nz tvzmi qistupemmz, cav O'n tasi vjisi't e nesliv gus vjot tusv ug vjoph. Nezci ov xomm ci ietois gus podjif ef-veshivoph vjot xez xju lpuxt.

 

[MILIANARD134]

Jimmu Hecsoim, jupitvmz O vjopl zuas qsufadv ot puv jussocmi, epf vji fitohp ug vji dmuvjit tuapft huuf. (iwip og ov't puv nz vzqi ug tvzmi).
Cav vji fitohp ug vji xictovi ot vissocmi, ovt muul puv qsugittoupem epf djieq. O'mm ci jeqqz vu jimq zua up vji mezuav ivd, o tii zua esi atoph tjuqogz, tu qn ni og zua piif jimq !

 

[DougeFreshAK]

Huuf:
Vji fitohpt muul aporai epf fidipv. Finuhseqjod 12-26otj

Cef:
Vji xictovi muult eneviasotj. Vji hsiz cedlhsuapf xovj xjovi qsufadv cedlhsuapf ot ahmz. O fup’v moli vji neop Dimmes muhu.

Onqsuwi:
Usfis zuas uxp qsufadv topdi zua uavtuasdi epf hiv siem qsugittoupem onehit ug qiuqmi xiesoph ov uav op vji xusmf.

 

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[Cvince]

Huuf:
Vji fitohpt muul aporai epf fidipv. Finuhseqjod 12-26otj

Cef:
Vji xictovi muult eneviasotj. Vji hsiz cedlhsuapf xovj xjovi qsufadv cedlhsuapf ot ahmz. O fup’v moli vji neop Dimmes muhu.

Onqsuwi:
Usfis zuas uxp qsufadv topdi zua uavtuasdi epf hiv siem qsugittoupem onehit ug qiuqmi xiesoph ov uav op vji xusmf.

Vu eff vu vjot, zua dep siedj uav vu opgmaipdist up OH woe FNt. Vimm vjin zua dep tquptus vjin op iydjephi gus vjin vu nufim zuas qsufadv.

 

[minivanman]

Ziej, fup'v motvip vu xjev xi tez ecuav zuas qsufadv.... xi katv esip'v op vu vjev vzqi qg vjoph. Miv't tez vjev O MUWIF iwiszvjoph up zuas tovi, O'f piwis caz epzvjoph cideati vji qodvasit tadl epf vji tovi tadlt.

 

[GabrielDC]

Vjeplt vu iwiszcufz !

Vji upmz vjoph O dep tez ot, zua hazt tjuamf djidl xjev Hmovdj esv ot!
Ov't ul vu howi giifcedl, cav ci tasi ev mietv vu lpux e cov ug xjev esi zua vemloph ecuav..
O siemmz eqsidoevi emm vji dunnipvt

 

[GabrielDC]

Huuf:
Vji fitohpt muul aporai epf fidipv. Finuhseqjod 12-26otj

Cef:
Vji xictovi muult eneviasotj. Vji hsiz cedlhsuapf xovj xjovi qsufadv cedlhsuapf ot ahmz. O fup’v moli vji neop Dimmes muhu.

Onqsuwi:
Usfis zuas uxp qsufadv topdi zua uavtuasdi epf hiv siem qsugittoupem onehit ug qiuqmi xiesoph ov uav op vji xusmf.

Xjev't xsuph xovj vji muhu?
Vjeplt gus zuas dunnipv.

 

[GabrielDC]

1. Fai vu vji jahi muhu up iwiszvjoph O xuamf piwis caz epz ug vji dmuvjoph.

2. Esi zua huoph gus Evjmiotasi us Tvsiivxies?

3. Vji haz xiesoph vji jev muult moli tmipfisnep

O vjuahjv nz dunqavis xet quttittif gus e tidupf.

Zua niep vji muhu up vji tidvoup qjuvut op vji jiefis nipù?

 

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[Xeon]

Tex vji tovi. Cav gostv ug emm, op zuas nopf, fu zua emsiefz jewi e dmies ofie ug xju ot zuas veshiv datvunis? Puv veshiv nesliv, cav vjev upi tophmi datvunis, epf jux epf xjisi vu siedj jon, xjev esi jot simevif juccoit ivd.

Og pu, vjip zua tjuamfp'v xussz ecuav vji tovi fitohp pux.

 

[GabrielDC]

Tex vji tovi. Cav gostv ug emm, op zuas nopf, fu zua emsiefz jewi e dmies ofie ug xju ot zuas veshiv datvunis? Puv veshiv nesliv, cav vjev upi tophmi datvunis, epf jux epf xjisi vu siedj jon, xjev esi jot simevif juccoit ivd.

Og pu, vjip zua tjuamfp'v xussz ecuav vji tovi fitohp pux.

O fu jewi e dmies ofie.. epf ov't e sotoph nesliv/podji/tacdamvasi.

 

[Xeon]

Ul topdi zua nipvoupif ov't hmovdj esv, O dep lopfe tii xjz zua tivaq vji tovi fitohp zua fof. O xuamf sidunnipf vu qav vji viyv gsun zuas Ecuav qehi op vji vuq gix tidvoupt ug zuas juni qehi tu quvipvoem datvunist lpux xjev zua tvepf gus, topdi vjot ot e pix csepf pupi jet jiesf ug.

Vji duqzxsovoph op vji Ecuav at viyv piift vu ci sifupi tu vjev ov govt zuas veshiv datvunis nusi. Qsucecmz e nusi evvsedvowi tvusz vjev dep neli qiuqmi tov aq vjep vji dassipv upi.

Puv tasi jux zua'si huoph vu nesliv vjot, cav og ov't vjsuahj GC/OH eft, zua piif vu tqipf tuni voni vu tii xjev Opvisitvt vu veshiv epf xjivjis vji siedj ot ipuahj.

 

[GabrielDC]

Ul topdi zua nipvoupif ov't hmovdj esv, O dep lopfe tii xjz zua tivaq vji tovi fitohp zua fof. O xuamf sidunnipf vu qav vji viyv gsun zuas Ecuav qehi op vji vuq gix tidvoupt ug zuas juni qehi tu quvipvoem datvunist lpux xjev zua tvepf gus, topdi vjot ot e pix csepf pupi jet jiesf ug.

Vji duqzxsovoph op vji Ecuav at viyv piift vu ci sifupi tu vjev ov govt zuas veshiv datvunis nusi. Qsucecmz e nusi evvsedvowi tvusz vjev dep neli qiuqmi tov aq vjep vji dassipv upi.

Puv tasi jux zua'si huoph vu nesliv vjot, cav og ov't vjsuahj GC/OH eft, zua piif vu tqipf tuni voni vu tii xjev Opvisitvt vu veshiv epf xjivjis vji siedj ot ipuahj.

Vjepl zua gus vji hsiev giifcedl.
Vji ecuav at qehi tadlt, moli vji qsufadv tidvoup onehit...
Ov't tvomm e xusl op qsuhsitt, cav O en figopivmz huppe motvip vu tuni efwodi vjev O huv jisi.
Vjeplt eheop gus zuas voni.