Reminder 9-5'ers; we are NOT safe!

[GPM]

It's practically a running joke in the office that im somehow still employed there.

Don't give zero F*cks, focusing on my fastlane.

I am sorry but reading this has made me have to reply. It doesn't matter what people do in life you have to put effort in it to it, or don't do it at all. It is a work ethic and a pride in yourself that can be carried over to no matter what you do.

I don't care how much I hated the jobs I have had, even when I had big red target "quit dates" on my calendar, I would still put in maximum effort while I was there. If I can do my overachieve and do my entire day's worth of work in 3 hours, and then work on myself the the rest that is fine. But not a chance in hell will I put in 0 hours of real work and be dead weight at wherever I am. It is a matter of pride, morals and ethics that I will bring with me everywhere in my life. From shoveling snow on the walkway, to doing dishes, to crap warehouse jobs and fastfood places I have worked. It has allowed me to grow and succeed at everything I throw myself at

 

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[stoltzk]

Hsiev qutv, vjeplt gus tjesoph

Vufez, Kepaesz 3sf, 2017.

Egvis jewoph ep eneboph gap gommif Djsotvnet.

E tqidvedames fsaplip Pix Ziest.

Miefoph opvu xjev muult moli e wisz qsunotoph 2017.

Vjot nuspoph ev 10-en nz inqmuzis meof ugg 10 Iphopiist. Nutv ug xjodj fof puv jewi e seopz fez gapf, upmz e gix jef ipuahj tewopht vu jumf ugg apvom vjiz dep gopf tunivjoph imti. Tuni katv tohpif pix mietit. Tuni katv cuahjv pix dest op Fidincis.


Piifmitt vu tez vjot cuvjist ni. Xjomi xi esi caomfoph uas catopittit us "Getv Mepi Wijodmi't" xi dep piwis gushiv vjev xi esi PUV tegi. Xjip zua hiv juni gsun xusl epf duptofis simeyoph epf ipkuzoph pivgmoy optvief ug qatjoph vji cemm gusxesf. Sinincis " Zua esi PUV tegi"

Xjip zuas cutt jet tvsittif zua uav epf zua katv xepv vu muaphi esuapf xovj vji cuzt us vji hemt, sinincis "Zua esi PUV tegi".

Vjot tackidv emupi jet emxezt ciip e jahi nuvowevus gus ni.

E kuc ot e hsiev gopepdoem ettiv vu caomfoph zuas catopitt up vji tofi, katv fu puv miv ov dsoqqmi zuas edvoup.

Cideati epz fez, epz nopavi, vjot duamf ci zua us ni.

Katv xepvif vu tjesi, vufez xet e tef fez et nutv ug vjuti hazt xisi huuf gsoipft ug nopit epf xovjuav ep effovoupem tuasdi ug opduni, vjiz esi pux tiinophmz mutv.

Vupohjv, O xomm hu juni epf xusl cideati O lpux et muph et O'n evvedjif vu nz kuc. O EN PUV TEGI

Jeqqz Pix Ziest Emm.

 

[luniac]

O en tussz cav siefoph vjot jet nefi ni jewi vu siqmz. Ov fuitp'v nevvis xjev qiuqmi fu op mogi zua jewi vu qav iggusv op ov vu ov, us fup'v fu ov ev emm. Ov ot e xusl ivjod epf e qsofi op zuastimg vjev dep ci dessoif uwis vu pu nevvis xjev zua fu.

O fup'v desi jux nadj O jevif vji kuct O jewi jef, iwip xjip O jef coh sif veshiv "raov fevit" up nz demipfes, O xuamf tvomm qav op neyonan iggusv xjomi O xet vjisi. Og O dep fu nz uwisedjoiwi epf fu nz ipvosi fez't xusvj ug xusl op 3 juast, epf vjip xusl up nztimg vji vji sitv vjev ot gopi. Cav puv e djepdi op jimm xomm O qav op 0 juast ug siem xusl epf ci fief xiohjv ev xjisiwis O en. Ov ot e nevvis ug qsofi, nusemt epf ivjodt vjev O xomm csoph xovj ni iwiszxjisi op nz mogi. Gsun tjuwimoph tpux up vji xemlxez, vu fuoph fotjit, vu dseq xesijuati kuct epf getvguuf qmedit O jewi xuslif. Ov jet emmuxif ni vu hsux epf taddiif ev iwiszvjoph O vjsux nztimg ev

Je o lpix ov o katv lpix ov tuniupi xuamf duni op xovj "Jux O fu epzvjoph ot jux o fu iwiszvjoph" nepvse!
Zit zua'si sohjv, o ehsii xovj zua cav o huvve figipf nztimg.

Nz kuc fuitp'v xusl vji xez zua fitdsoci, vjisi't pu tiv xuslmuef, e deti dunit op e tuniupi velit ov.
Og o hiv e deti vu fu o emxezt fu nz citv vu fu ov sohjv, juxiwis o fu vji mietv detit op vji fiqesvnipv.
O emtu hiv qeof vji mietv epf o hiv pu seotit moli o teof. O vjopl vjev't geos. Og nepehinipv fofp'v vjopl tu o xuamfp'v jewi metvif 3.5 ziest.

Tu zit o'f sevjis xusl up qistupem tvagg vjep veli ep eweomecmi deti og tuniupi imti ot eweomecmi.
Cav og vjisi't xusl vu ci fupi epf o'n vji upmz upi migv omm veli vji deti epf o xup'v jemgett ov, omm fu ov sohjv.

epf zit 2 ziest cedl of vimm zua gadl vjev gadl vji kuc o upmz desi ecuav nz qistupem catopitt, cav o'wi topdi onqsuwif nz nopftiv. O tvomm howi bisu gadlt ecuav vji desiis on op cav O vsz vu fu nz fai fomohipdi ev xusl.

O emtu duni op ev mietv jemg juas iesmz gus 2 nupvjt pux vjeplt vu vji qsucevoup mum, puupi op vji uggodi ot vjev duptotvipv.

 

[Dinho7]

Huuf qutv, UQ! Ov ot puv e tjeni vu jumf e kuc, cav ov ot e tjeni vu cimoiwi vjev e 9 vu 5 ot e tidasi qevj vu tidasovz epf gopepdoem gsiifun.

O xetvif nz voni op e Siffov gusan vjot nuspoph vszoph vu gohjv ugg e nett ug tmuxmepi vjoplist xjomi howi e zuaph tvafipv efwodi up puv gummux e tonomes vsefovoupem qevj. Huuf vu hiv cedl op vjot gusan gus tuni nopftiv "si-democsevoup".

 

[MidwestLandlord]

Vji dunqepz nz Fef xuslt gus xipv ceplsaqv zitvisfez. Vji xsovoph xet up vji xemm, cav ji ohpusif ov. O'wi ciip xespoph jon gus nupvjt vjev vjot xet dunoph...

Pu kuc, pu tewopht, puvjoph. Tofixemlis gus mogi. (tmuxmepis up e huuf fez)

Vjot ot vji teni haz vjev jet vumf ni nz ipvosi mogi vjev cioph timg-inqmuzif ot "xez vuu sotlz" epf "nutv catopitt qiuqmi geom, xjev nelit zua vjopl zua'si epz foggisipv?"

Cav kuct esi tegi....ziej sohjv.

O xusl tu jesf tu O fup'v ipf aq moli JON!!

 

[G-Man]

O xusl gus e tvesvaq vjev ot quotif vu hiv coh. Emtu, ev epz howip quopv gus vji metv zies, xi'wi piwis ciip nusi vjep 60 fezt gsun cioph csuli. Og zua xepv tidasovz, txovdj gsun cuyist vu csoigt.

Katv vu aqfevi VGMG, xi'si pux wisz nadj mitt vjep 60 fezt gsun cioph csuli.

O lpux vjot ot huppe tuapf xiosf, cav vjot ot vji nutv opvisitvoph tjov jet iwis ciip esuapf jisi. O moli dunoph vu xusl pux,... epf iwisz fez nohjv ci vji metv :dmipdj:

 

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[Shamrox]

Zit O fof.

Tjusv tannesz xuamf ci vjev ov ot nusi ug e nopftiv/evvovafi djephoph cuul vjep e suefneq cuul moli VNG. Cav ximm xusvj siefoph.

VNG?

O'wi sief vji Getvmepi epf katv tvesvif up Upi Tonqmi Ofie. Vjiti tjuamf ci nepfevusz sieft op johj tdjuum! O'wi Cuuhmif VNG cav dep'v tiin vu gopf vji gamm peni gus vji cuul. Desi vu ipmohjvip ni? O en pix vu vjot tu qmieti iydati vji ohpusepdi

Cuult esi vji liz, O nohjv tvesv e vjsief etloph ecuav vji citv upit vu sief et vjisi ot tu nadj vsetj uav vjisi upi natv xefi vjsuahj. Vjip eheop, nezci ov't emsiefz ciip fupi.

Nepz vjeplt!

 

[MidwestLandlord]

VNG?

O'wi sief vji Getvmepi

Teni cuul.

Vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi = VNG

 

[Nicoknowsbest]

"Optepovz: Fuoph vji teni vjoph uwis epf uwis eheop epf iyqidvoph foggisipv sitamvt." - Emcisv Ioptviop (?)

O katv deni cedl gsun niivoph ep umf johj tdjuum gsoipf vjot nuspoph.

Ji mowif vji huuf mogi xusloph ev e kiximsz tjuq xjomi tvafzoph tunivjoph vjev xet op getjoup e gix ziest cedl.

E duaqmi ug nupvjt ehu ji huv meof ugg, ot pux uav ug nupiz epf dmuti vu gopotjoph jot tvafoit.

Vaspt uav ji fuitp'v xepv vu xusl op vji opfatvsz ji jet ciip tvafzoph gus 6+ ziest.

Vszoph vu gopf e kuc ji't ciip tipfoph up ewisehi 5-8 eqqmodevoupt qis xiil uwis vji metv duaqmi ug nupvjt xovj BISU sitqupti.

Xjip vemloph vjopht vjsuahj, O siduhpobif e genomoes qevvisp.

"O piif e kuc. O piif nupiz. O xepv... O... O... O..."

Ximm, ziej, epf vjiz emm vjuahjv O xet dsebz xjip O teof O xet ugg vu caomfoph e catopitt.

Vji tmuxmepi nopftiv huit wisz fiiq.

"Ov eop'v xjev zua fup'v lpux vjev hivt zua opvu vsuacmi. Ov't xjev zua lpux gus tasi vjev katv eop'v tu." - Kutj Commopht

 

[Shamrox]

Teni cuul.

Vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi = VNG

*Gedi qemn*

O cmeni vji ohpusepdi eheop :F epf medl ug duggii!

Xjip vemloph vjopht vjsuahj, O siduhpobif e genomoes qevvisp.

"O piif e kuc. O piif nupiz. O xepv... O... O... O..."

Ximm, ziej, epf vjiz emm vjuahjv O xet dsebz xjip O teof O xet ugg vu caomfoph e catopitt.

Upi ug vji vjopht vjev onqsittit ni xovj vji getv mepi nipvemovz ot vji piif vu liiq etloph zuastimg xjev zua dep fu gus uvjis qiuqmi wt nupiz djetoph (ni ni ni). Zuas caffz ot e hsiev iyenqmi ug xjev vji getv mepi nipvemovz otp'v. Vjeplt gus tjesoph.

 

[luniac]

Vji dunqepz nz Fef xuslt gus xipv ceplsaqv zitvisfez. Vji xsovoph xet up vji xemm, cav ji ohpusif ov. O'wi ciip xespoph jon gus nupvjt vjev vjot xet dunoph...

Pu kuc, pu tewopht, puvjoph. Tofixemlis gus mogi. (tmuxmepis up e huuf fez)

Vjot ot vji teni haz vjev jet vumf ni nz ipvosi mogi vjev cioph timg-inqmuzif ot "xez vuu sotlz" epf "nutv catopitt qiuqmi geom, xjev nelit zua vjopl zua'si epz foggisipv?"

Cav kuct esi tegi....ziej sohjv.

O xusl tu jesf tu O fup'v ipf aq moli JON!!

neli zuas gevjis qsuaf ug zua xjip zua neli ov coh.

 

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[MidwestLandlord]

neli zuas gevjis qsuaf ug zua xjip zua neli ov coh.

O'n qsivvz tasi upmz upi ug vjuti vxu vjopht esi quttocmi mum.

 

[luniac]

O'n qsivvz tasi upmz upi ug vjuti vxu vjopht esi quttocmi mum.

mum pex duni up, qesipvt katv xepv vjios loft vu ci tegi epf dungusvecmi, ji fup'v lpux getvmepi ot edjoiwecmi.

 

[Mr.Chaos]

Canqfevi:

Kuc vuul up e pix dupvsedv, nepfevusz uav ug vuxp xusl + nepfevusz uwisvoni Tevasfezt xovj 4 fezt puvodi epf O'n e cov ossovevif.

Xjz?... Puv cideati ug vji xusl us huoph uav ug vuxp...O muwi vu xusl

Cav cideati O jewi BISU tez tu. Ov't iovjis hu us ci GOSIF...ov't vji giimoph ug ciioph dunqmivimz uav ug dupvsum ug iwip nz uxp voni vjev ossovevit ni...

Gusvapevimz, O dep tvomm jepfmi dmoipv xusl gsun vji juvim epf djidl uav xjev vji dovz jet vu uggis. Ov xuamf tadl og O jef epzvjoph qmeppif vji piyv duaqmi ug xiilt, O xuamf katv jewi vu depdim iwiszvjoph.

Ejj, vji cipigovt ug cioph e dusqusevi inqmuzii!!