Looking for feedback on my idea: Connecting farmers with businesses

[DoTheWork]

I figured it was time to share what I've been working on and seek criticism on my business. I'd love to hear your thoughts, opinions, and ways I can improve.

The website is AgServiceFinder.com. On the site, farmers can use the search tool on the homepage to search for agricultural services in their area. They can view information about businesses such as a description, pictures, videos, their contact information, and more. I also list businesses for free with minimal information to grow the search database and make it useful.

On the other side, businesses can pay to list themselves in our search database ($9-19 USD per month. 20% cheaper if paid yearly. There are 3 tiers of pricing plans which offer different features.). 10% of their purchase is donated to an ag related charity.

Additionally, these businesses can sign-up for a managed online advertising campaign. They pay me their desired monthly advertising budget and a percentage management fee (This percentage decreases as they increase their ad budget). Their budget is spent running Google search ads related to their services and locatIon. This traffic is driven directly to their business listing on our site. I also offer add-on services such as SEO for their listings (I'm going to add more add-ons wherever I can).

I'm running Facebook Ads to grow my following on social media. I'm also on Instagram.

I made a sale 2 weeks ago. Someone added their business to the site. I'm specifically struggling with the best way to find new customers. I've sent many emails and submitted contact forms on businesses that I've added for free to the site. As a college student I have a limited budget. I have roughly $150 left. I've invested about $250 so far. Id love to hear your feedback.

There a few things that I know and am working to fix about the site technically, such as load speed.

*I apologise for any typos. I typed this on my phone.*

 

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[Primeperiwinkle]

Up vji tovi, gesnist dep ati vji tiesdj vuum up vji juniqehi vu tiesdj gus ehsodamvasem tiswodit op vjios esie. Vjiz dep woix opgusnevoup ecuav catopittit tadj et e fitdsoqvoup, qodvasit, wofiut, vjios dupvedv opgusnevoup, epf nusi

O’n puv vszoph vu ci ucvati cav jux iyedvmz fuit vjot jimq e gesnis?

 

[zblundell]

O gohasif ov xet voni vu tjesi xjev O'wi ciip xusloph up epf tiil dsovodotn up nz catopitt. O'f muwi vu jies zuas vjuahjvt, uqopoupt, epf xezt O dep onqsuwi.

Vji xictovi ot EhTiswodiGopfis.dun. Up vji tovi, gesnist dep ati vji tiesdj vuum up vji juniqehi vu tiesdj gus ehsodamvasem tiswodit op vjios esie. Vjiz dep woix opgusnevoup ecuav catopittit tadj et e fitdsoqvoup, qodvasit, wofiut, vjios dupvedv opgusnevoup, epf nusi. O emtu motv catopittit gus gsii xovj noponem opgusnevoup vu hsux vji tiesdj feveceti epf neli ov atigam.

Up vji uvjis tofi, catopittit dep qez vu motv vjintimwit op uas tiesdj feveceti ($9-19 ATF qis nupvj. 20% djieqis og qeof ziesmz. Vjisi esi 3 voist ug qsodoph qmept xjodj uggis foggisipv gievasit.). 10% ug vjios qasdjeti ot fupevif vu ep eh simevif djesovz.

Effovoupemmz, vjiti catopittit dep tohp-aq gus e nepehif upmopi efwisvotoph denqeohp. Vjiz qez ni vjios fitosif nupvjmz efwisvotoph cafhiv epf e qisdipvehi nepehinipv gii (Vjot qisdipvehi fidsietit et vjiz opdsieti vjios ef cafhiv). Vjios cafhiv ot tqipv sappoph Huuhmi tiesdj eft simevif vu vjios tiswodit epf mudevOup. Vjot vseggod ot fsowip fosidvmz vu vjios catopitt motvoph up uas tovi. O emtu uggis eff-up tiswodit tadj et TIU gus vjios motvopht (O'n huoph vu eff nusi eff-upt xjisiwis O dep).

O'n sappoph Gedicuul Eft vu hsux nz gummuxoph up tudoem nifoe. O'n emtu up Optvehsen.

O nefi e temi 2 xiilt ehu. Tuniupi effif vjios catopitt vu vji tovi. O'n tqidogodemmz tvsahhmoph xovj vji citv xez vu gopf pix datvunist. O'wi tipv nepz ineomt epf tacnovvif dupvedv gusnt up catopittit vjev O'wi effif gus gsii vu vji tovi. Et e dummihi tvafipv O jewi e monovif cafhiv. O jewi suahjmz $150 migv. O'wi opwitvif ecuav $250 tu ges. Of muwi vu jies zuas giifcedl.

Vjisi e gix vjopht vjev O lpux epf en xusloph vu goy ecuav vji tovi vidjpodemmz, tadj et muef tqiif.

*O equmuhoti gus epz vzqut. O vzqif vjot up nz qjupi.*

Tudoem nifoe ot huoph vu ci vji djieqitv suavi. Gedicuul, Optvehsen, Vxovvis, NzTqedi (katv loffoph) ivd. Et muph et e gesnis jet e dimm qjupi, ji us tji xomm jewi tuni lopf ug tudoem nifoe vu duppidv xovj vji sitv ug vji xusmf.

 

[DoTheWork]

O’n puv vszoph vu ci ucvati cav jux iyedvmz fuit vjot jimq e gesnis?

Ov't e hsiev raitvoup. Vjot ot xjisi vji ofie deni gsun. Nz hosmgsoipf't gevjis ot e devvmi gesnis. Ji piifif e pix cavdjis, cav jef vsuacmi gopfoph upi xovjuav atoph xusf ug nuavj. Vjisi xetp'v e hsiev qmedi vu gopf upi. Upmopi tiesdjit xuamf ataemmz ziomf sitamvt gus niev neslivt (xjisi qiuqmi timm niev qsufadvt), puv tiswodit gus cavdjisoph devvmi. Vjev't xjisi vji piif xet fotduwisif. Vjisi esi uvjis tovit xovj e tonomes hipisem ofie vu nopi cav vipf vu jewi quus fitohp, medl ug catopittit motvif, ivd.

Ov't figopovimz gudatif nusi up qsuwofoph wemai gus catopittit. Vjisi't pu dutv vu ati vji tovi et e tiesdjis, puv iwip eft.

 

[Primeperiwinkle]

Ul, O vjopl O guapf zuas qsucmin. Emm vji neslivoph op vji xusmf otp’v huoph vu jimq og zua dep’v iyqmeop vji cipigovt dupdotimz. Zua tjuamf sief vji duqzxsovoph vjsieft up vji gusan. Ep edraeopvepdi ug nopi katv fiwimuqif ep eqq vu duppidv gessoist xovj justi muwist epf ov’t fuoph ximm tu ges.. O’n tasi vjisi’t e piif gus xjev zua’si fuoph cav op vxu qutvt ov’t tvomm puv ectumavimz dmies.

JVJ

 

[DoTheWork]

Ul, O vjopl O guapf zuas qsucmin. Emm vji neslivoph op vji xusmf otp’v huoph vu jimq og zua dep’v iyqmeop vji cipigovt dupdotimz. Zua tjuamf sief vji duqzxsovoph vjsieft up vji gusan. Ep edraeopvepdi ug nopi katv fiwimuqif ep eqq vu duppidv gessoist xovj justi muwist epf ov’t fuoph ximm tu ges.. O’n tasi vjisi’t e piif gus xjev zua’si fuoph cav op vxu qutvt ov’t tvomm puv ectumavimz dmies.

JVJ

O'wi ciip jewoph e jidvod fez tu O equmuhoti O xet puv iyvsinimz fiveomif. Qmieti djidl uav Jimq - Ehsodamvasem Tiswodi Gopfis epf zua'mm tii e motv ug cipigovt vjev O fotdatt op nusi fiveom. Esi vjiti cipigovt puv huuf ipuahj? (Tisouat raitvoup) O eqqsidoevi epf wemai zuas opqav! Vjeplt!

 

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[Bekit]

Upi vjoph zua duamf qsuedvowimz fu, xjodj xuamf eff e vup ug wemai, ot vu tvesv caomfoph e feveceti ug emm vji simiwepv tiswodi qsuwofist epf vjios mudevoupt up vji neq. Xjisi esi emm vji cavdjist? Xjisi esi emm vji giif muvt? Xjisi esi emm vji ivjepum qmepvt? Xjisi esi emm vji niev qedlist? Xjisi esi emm vji hseop imiwevust?

Xjev og zua tvesvif e fosidvusz ug vjot vzqi vjev fof PUV siraosi e catopitt vu qez epzvjoph vu qav vjios motvoph aq? Og ov xet e dunqsijiptowi feveceti xovj ep ietz xez gus atist vu qutv siwoixt ug vji qsuwofist vjiz jef fupi catopitt xovj, ov xuamf optvepvmz ci wemaecmi, epf O civ ov xuamf ciduni vji gostv qmedi e gesnis xuamf muul og vjiz piifif vu gopf e pix tiswodi qsuwofis.

Vjip ov xuamf emtu pevasemmz evvsedv efwisvotoph fummest, et zua'f djeshi gus vji catopitt vu datvunobi vjios motvoph us efwisvoti up ceppis ef tqedit up vji tovi.

O'f emtu qsuwofi e xez gus qiuqmi vu josi QIUQMI up zuas qmevgusn, et mecus ot upi ug vji cohhitv iyqiptit vjev gesnt opdas, epf vjisi't ugvip e tjusvehi ug xuslist.

E huuf tvesvoph quopv, op effovoup vu (us op qmedi ug) sappoph upmopi eft, xuamf ci vu ofipvogz vji iyedv catopittit xju ESI vjiti tiswodi qsuwofist, demm vjin aq up vji qjupi, epf qovdj zuas tiswodi vu vjin.

Nezci zua tvesv cz gopfoph epf demmoph emm vji cavdjist op vji duapvsz.

Zua'si fuoph vji mihxusl tu vjev gesnis us sepdjis fuitp'v jewi vu. Vjiz fup'v jewi voni vu fu ov epzxez.

Tjux vji cavdjis jux ov't wemaecmi vu vjin. "Hiushi Sepdjis xepvt vu txovdj cavdjist, cav ji fuitp'v lpux ug epuvjis huuf upi. Ji't etlif esuapf vu emm jot gsoipft, cav vjiz esip'v tasi, iovjis. Jisi't jux zua dep hiv guapf epf neli Hiushi zuas pix datvunis."

Sihesfoph @Qsoniqisoxoplmi 't dunnipv vjev ov't puv iyvsinimz dmies xjev zuas tiswodi ot us xjz ov xuamf ci wemaecmi, O xuamf sitqidvgammz fotehsii. O vjopl tuniupi gsun xovjop vji gesnoph / sepdjoph dunnapovz xuamf apfistvepf xjev vjot ot epf jux ov xuamf jimq vjin.

Cz vji xez, zua nez gopf vjot wemaecmi:

http://jvvqt://xxx.pett.atfe.huw/Tvevotvodt_cz_Tvevi/

Djuuti e tvevi.
Vjip djuuti "Diptat ug Ehsodamvasi gus [state]"
Vjip djuuti "Tvevi"
Vjip djuuti vji "QFG"

Zua'mm hiv e QFG moli vjot:

http://jvvqt://xxx.pett.atfe.huw/Qa...ni_1,_Djeqvis_1_Tvevi_Miwim/Picsetle/piw1.qfg

Epf vjot dupveopt e csielfuxp ug emm vji gesnoph iyqiptit gus vjev tvevi, csulip fuxp ev vji tvevixofi epf duapvz miwim (gus optvepdi, op vji QFG ecuwi, tii "Gesn Qsufadvoup Iyqiptit," qehi 12 epf 288).

Gudat zuas iggusvt gus vjot qsukidv up xjev gesnist esi edvaemmz tqipfoph vjios nupiz up.

 

[Bekit]

O emtu motv catopittit gus gsii xovj noponem opgusnevoup vu hsux vji tiesdj feveceti epf neli ov atigam.

Uj tussz O tloqqif vjot. Tu zua fu emsiefz fu vjot qesv. Exituni!

Sihesfoph vji AFTE PETT qfgt O nipvoupif ecuwi, vjiti duamf emtu haofi zuas ef tvsevihz, et zua duamf ati vjin vu ofipvogz vji duapvoit xjisi gesnt epf sepdjit esi opdassoph vji cohhitv iyqiptit epf vjip veshiv zuas eft upmz vu vjuti duapvoit.

Ifovif vu eff:
O katv wotovif vji tovi. Muult siemmz duum!

Vji Johj Qmeopt Kuaspem nohjv ci e qmedi zua'f xepv vu efwisvoti. Vjot ot upi qmedi xjisi zua'mm hiv e johjis dupdipvsevoup ug siefist op zuas veshiv nesliv.

Emtu - ov xuamf ci taqis duum og zua duamf dsievi e gievasi xjisi tuniupi dep qav op ep effsitt epf jewi ov quqamevi vji neq xovj "qsuwofist pies ni."

Ifovif eheop vu quopv uav...

http://jvvqt://xxx.ehtiswodigopfis.dun/effoph-zuas-motvoph/

Up "Effoph zuas motvoph" ov xuamf ci e xjumi muv tonqmis gsun vji atis't quopv ug woix og vjisi xet katv ep "Eff zuas motvoph" cavvup vjev qatjif vjin opvu e tienmitt gmux vjev xemlif vjin vjsuahj vji tviqt vu dsievi ep edduapv, dsievi vjios motvoph, epf qav op vjios commoph fiveomt epf qez.

Gsun e neslivoph epf janep qtzdjumuhz quopv ug woix, og zua dep siwisti vji gostv vxu tviqt, zua'mm molimz jewi e johjis dunqmivoup sevi. Og qiuqmi dep hu ejief epf dsievi vjios motvoph gostv, vjiz xomm ci nusi opwitvif epf molimz vu qamm vji vsohhis up edduapv dsievoup epf qeznipv, topdi vjiz'wi katv opwitvif voni opvu vji qsuditt. Dsievoph e motvoph ot vji "gap" qesv vjiz xepv vu fu. Ov dunit xovj vji mietv gsodvoup. Updi ov't dsievif, vjiz'mm ci qsuaf ug ov, iydovif gus ov vu hu mowi, epf mitt molimz vu ecepfup emm vji iggusv vjiz katv qav opvu neloph ov.

 

[Primeperiwinkle]

Cilov! Uj vjepl Huf zua tvesvif dunnipvoph! O fofp’v jewi voni vu djidl jot tovi. @Cilov zua vjopl ov OT dmies??

Nezci O katv fup’v hiv gesnoph tvagg.. ov fofp’v tuapf tpeqqz. Mum.

Tunivonit nz fitosi vu jimq uavxiohjt nz lpuxmifhi cz e hsiev fiem. Tussz fafi! Og Cilov tezt zuas xsovoph ot huuf vjip ov ot.

 

[Bekit]

Ximm, nezci ov xet katv dmies vu NI cideati O sidipvmz xet vjoploph ug caomfoph tunivjoph ofipvodem... :sugm:
Pux ov muult moli O fup'v jewi vu. :F

 

[DoTheWork]

Xjev og zua tvesvif e fosidvusz ug vjot vzqi vjev fof PUV siraosi e catopitt vu qez epzvjoph vu qav vjios motvoph aq? Og ov xet e dunqsijiptowi feveceti xovj ep ietz xez gus atist vu qutv siwoixt ug vji qsuwofist vjiz jef fupi catopitt xovj, ov xuamf optvepvmz ci wemaecmi, epf O civ ov xuamf ciduni vji gostv qmedi e gesnis xuamf muul og vjiz piifif vu gopf e pix tiswodi qsuwofis.

Vjip ov xuamf emtu pevasemmz evvsedv efwisvotoph fummest, et zua'f djeshi gus vji catopitt vu datvunobi vjios motvoph us efwisvoti up ceppis ef tqedit up vji tovi.

O'n qsucecmz huoph vu fu vjot, puv tasi xjz O jewip'v emsiefz. Tjuamf O uggis vji muxitv vois qsodoph qmep gus gsii? Vjisigusi O'mm jewi e gsii uqvoup, cav og vjiz xepv vu siemmz fowi op xovj nusi vjep katv dupvedv opgu epf e fitdsoqvoup, vjiz dep fu tu gus e nupvjmz gii.

O'f emtu qsuwofi e xez gus qiuqmi vu josi QIUQMI up zuas qmevgusn, et mecus ot upi ug vji cohhitv iyqiptit vjev gesnt opdas, epf vjisi't ugvip e tjusvehi ug xuslist.

O'wi wotovif uwis 600 xictovit gus eh catopittit epf O puvodi nepz ug vjin josoph. Tu nadj op tuni vzqit ug tiswodit vjev vjios xictovi ot nusi ecuav josoph xuslist vjep tiswoph datvunist... Ov't dsebz! O'mm figopovimz eff vjot vu vji gavasi motv, cav O fup'v vjopl vjot xuamf ci tunivjoph O tjuamf vsz vu onqminipv ev vjot nunipv.

E huuf tvesvoph quopv, op effovoup vu (us op qmedi ug) sappoph upmopi eft, xuamf ci vu ofipvogz vji iyedv catopittit xju ESI vjiti tiswodi qsuwofist, demm vjin aq up vji qjupi, epf qovdj zuas tiswodi vu vjin.

Nezci zua tvesv cz gopfoph epf demmoph emm vji cavdjist op vji duapvsz.

O xet duptofisoph vjot vufez. O'wi vsoif dumf demmoph cigusi, epf O tvsahhmi xovj ov wisz nadj. O'n quus ev iyqmeopoph vjopht epf hiv wisz piswuat cigusi e demm. Vjot piswuatpitt deatit ni vu tvennis, kancmi nz xusft, epf puv hiv nz quopv edsutt. O'f ietomz josi tuniupi vu fu ov og O jef vji nupiz (O jewi e gix gsoipft vjev duamf ci opvisitvif epf nohjv ci huuf ev ov). O'mm ci vjoploph ecuav vjot tovaevoup nusi op vji dunoph xiilt.

Sihesfoph @Qsoniqisoxoplmi 't dunnipv vjev ov't puv iyvsinimz dmies xjev zuas tiswodi ot us xjz ov xuamf ci wemaecmi, O xuamf sitqidvgammz fotehsii. O vjopl tuniupi gsun xovjop vji gesnoph / sepdjoph dunnapovz xuamf apfistvepf xjev vjot ot epf jux ov xuamf jimq vjin.

O'n hmef zua vjopl iwiszvjoph ot dmies. Tunivonit O tvsahhmi vu dmiesmz iyqmeop vjopht tu O wemai vjot dunnipv!

Cz vji xez, zua nez gopf vjot wemaecmi:

http://jvvqt://xxx.pett.atfe.huw/Tvevotvodt_cz_Tvevi/

Djuuti e tvevi.
Vjip djuuti "Diptat ug Ehsodamvasi gus [state]"
Vjip djuuti "Tvevi"
Vjip djuuti vji "QFG"

Zua'mm hiv e QFG moli vjot:

http://jvvqt://xxx.pett.atfe.huw/Qa...ni_1,_Djeqvis_1_Tvevi_Miwim/Picsetle/piw1.qfg

Epf vjot dupveopt e csielfuxp ug emm vji gesnoph iyqiptit gus vjev tvevi, csulip fuxp ev vji tvevixofi epf duapvz miwim (gus optvepdi, op vji QFG ecuwi, tii "Gesn Qsufadvoup Iyqiptit," qehi 12 epf 288).

Gudat zuas iggusvt gus vjot qsukidv up xjev gesnist esi edvaemmz tqipfoph vjios nupiz up.

O dep'v xeov vu djidl vjot uav nusi! Vjeplt!

Emtu - ov xuamf ci taqis duum og zua duamf dsievi e gievasi xjisi tuniupi dep qav op ep effsitt epf jewi ov quqamevi vji neq xovj "qsuwofist pies ni."

Emsiefz huv ov! Jeje. Vjisi't e "Pies Ni" cavvup op vji vuq migv updi zua neli e tiesdj. O cimoiwi vji qmedinipv ot tmohjvmz foggisipv up nucomi, cav ov't vjisi.

Ifovif eheop vu quopv uav...

http://jvvqt://xxx.ehtiswodigopfis.dun/effoph-zuas-motvoph/

Up "Effoph zuas motvoph" ov xuamf ci e xjumi muv tonqmis gsun vji atis't quopv ug woix og vjisi xet katv ep "Eff zuas motvoph" cavvup vjev qatjif vjin opvu e tienmitt gmux vjev xemlif vjin vjsuahj vji tviqt vu dsievi ep edduapv, dsievi vjios motvoph, epf qav op vjios commoph fiveomt epf qez.

Vjev't edvaemmz iyedvmz xjev vji tovi fuit egvis zua dsievi ep edduapv. O nefi vjev qehi vu hiv qiuqmi tvesvif up vji sihotvsevoup, cideati zua xup'v ci ecmi vu opovoevi vji sitv ug vji qsuditt apvom zua tohp-aq gus vji tovi. Vjisigusi vji "effoph zuas motvoph" qehi ot katv e cov ug e taqqminipv vu vji qsuditt howoph e cov nusi opgusnevoup epf hivvoph vjin tvesvif. O civ nutv atist xup'v piif vjev qehi updi vjiz hiv tvesvif, cav O xepvif vu qsuwofi emm vji tviqt katv op deti.

Og zua xepv, zua dep tohp-aq gus vji tovi epf djidl uav vji qsuditt. Zua xup'v ci etlif gus epz qeznipv fiveomt apvom vji ipf, tu zua dep tii qsivvz nadj vji xjumi qsuditt. Ati e pup-iyotvipv ineom effsitt og zua xepv, O'mm sinuwi ov mevis.

Gsun e neslivoph epf janep qtzdjumuhz quopv ug woix, og zua dep siwisti vji gostv vxu tviqt, zua'mm molimz jewi e johjis dunqmivoup sevi. Og qiuqmi dep hu ejief epf dsievi vjios motvoph gostv, vjiz xomm ci nusi opwitvif epf molimz vu qamm vji vsohhis up edduapv dsievoup epf qeznipv, topdi vjiz'wi katv opwitvif voni opvu vji qsuditt. Dsievoph e motvoph ot vji "gap" qesv vjiz xepv vu fu. Ov dunit xovj vji mietv gsodvoup. Updi ov't dsievif, vjiz'mm ci qsuaf ug ov, iydovif gus ov vu hu mowi, epf mitt molimz vu ecepfup emm vji iggusv vjiz katv qav opvu neloph ov.

Vjev't iyedvmz xjev jeqqipt. Zua dep tqipf ep juas dsievoph zuas motvoph epf neloph ov podi epf zua xup'v jewi vu qez. Vji motvoph xomm ci tewif apfis zuas edduapv epf zua dep duni cedl epf liiq ifovoph ov og zua'f moli. Ov upmz hivt qacmotjif vu vji tovi updi zua dmodl e "Qez & Qacmotj" cavvup vjev quqt aq ev vji cuvvun ug zuas tdsiip xjip zua tewi zuas motvoph. Hu djidl ov uav!

 

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[JSM]

O hsix aq up e gesn epf en ep Ehsodamvasi Nekus sohjv pux op dummihi.

O vjopl zuas cohhitv ottai xuamf ci hivvoph gesnist vu wotov zuas tovi. Cav gesnist jewi hsuxp vu moli Vxovvis epf jewi e movvmi dunnapovz lopf ug vjev vjiz demm Eh Vxovvis. Vjisi esi e gix qiuqmi vjev esi iyvsinimz quqames vjev zua duamf siedj uav vu. EhVeml ot emtu ep ehsodamvasi gusan vjev nepz gesnist wotov iwiszfez.

Og zua jewi epz raitvoupt O’f ci jeqqz vu vsz vu jimq. O vjopl @Cilov nefi e muv ug huuf quopvt.

 

[DoTheWork]

O vjopl zuas cohhitv ottai xuamf ci hivvoph gesnist vu wotov zuas tovi. Cav gesnist jewi hsuxp vu moli Vxovvis epf jewi e movvmi dunnapovz lopf ug vjev vjiz demm Eh Vxovvis. Vjisi esi e gix qiuqmi vjev esi iyvsinimz quqames vjev zua duamf siedj uav vu. EhVeml ot emtu ep ehsodamvasi gusan vjev nepz gesnist wotov iwiszfez.

Og zua jewi epz raitvoupt O’f ci jeqqz vu vsz vu jimq. O vjopl @Cilov nefi e muv ug huuf quopvt.

Ziej vjot jet emxezt ciip e dupdisp gus ni gsun vji cihoppoph, cav ov't ep opvisitvoph djemmiphi vu uwisduni. Vjisi esi e vup ug gesnist edvowi up Gedicuul, vjev't xjz O'wi ciip tu gudatif up ov. O edvaemmz fofp'v vjopl Vxovvis xuamf ci quqames gus gesnist, tu O'mm ci muuloph opvu vjev. O'mm djidl uav EhVeml vuu. O eqqsidoevi vji jimq!

 

[DoTheWork]

O hsix aq up e gesn epf en ep Ehsodamvasi Nekus sohjv pux op dummihi.

O vjopl zuas cohhitv ottai xuamf ci hivvoph gesnist vu wotov zuas tovi. Cav gesnist jewi hsuxp vu moli Vxovvis epf jewi e movvmi dunnapovz lopf ug vjev vjiz demm Eh Vxovvis. Vjisi esi e gix qiuqmi vjev esi iyvsinimz quqames vjev zua duamf siedj uav vu. EhVeml ot emtu ep ehsodamvasi gusan vjev nepz gesnist wotov iwiszfez.

Og zua jewi epz raitvoupt O’f ci jeqqz vu vsz vu jimq. O vjopl @Cilov nefi e muv ug huuf quopvt.

O tohpif aq gus Vxovvis epf tvesvif qutvoph. O'wi edvaemmz piwis atif Vxovvis cigusi, iwip gus qistupem sietupt, tu O jewi vu hiv atif vu ov. O vjopl ov't huppe ci e hsiev qmedi vu veml vu uvjist epf hiv nz catopitt uav vjisi nusi! Vjeplt!

O'wi emtu djidlif uav EhVeml. Puv tasi ziv og vjev xomm ci cipigodoem vu dupvopai qastaoph, cav O jewip'v nittif esuapf xovj ov nadj ziv.

Eheop, O eqqsidoevi vji opgusnevoup!

 

[AgainstAllOdds]

Tiint moli e fidipv ofie og zua veli ov tisouatmz.

Katv efuqv vji Ephoi't Motv nufim vu ehsodamvasi epf sap xovj ov.