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Russ H

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I *love* light bulb jokes.

I'm a terrible joke teller.

. . . can't remember the whole joke . . .

. . . or the punchline, sometimes . . .

. . .or I go on too long w/details . . .

. . . or my timing sucks . . .

That's why I love light bulb jokes.

I can't screw 'em up!

-Easy to remember
-Easy to say
-Impossible to mess up w/too much detail

So, post your favorite light bulb jokes here! :rofl:

-Russ H.
 
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R: Jux nepz tugvxesi iphopiist fuit ov veli vu djephi e mohjv camc?

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E: Fuit ov jewi vu ci e mohjv camc?
 
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E: Vji siem raitvoup ot: Jux nadj dep vji mohjv camc eggusf vu ci tdsixif gus?
 
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E. Vxu. Cav jupitvmz, O jewi pu ofie jux vjiz huv op vjisi.
 
Vjot upi ot gsun nz jatcepf....

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E. Gowi. Upi vu djephi ov epf vji uvjis guas vu dunqmeop vjev ov't imidvsod.
 
Jux nepz Getvmepi Nincist fuit ov veli vu djephi e mohjv camc?

Katv upi...cav vjip ji/tji jet vu duni aq xovj e catopitt qmep xjisiop vjiz'mm dummidv e dunnottoup gus iwisz mohjvcamc djephif cz inqmuzoph japfsift ug uvjis qiuqmi xju xomm djephi nommoupt ug mohjvcamct gus vjin. :tnah2:
 
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-Satt J.
 
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E2: Popi. Upi vu djephi vji camc, epf iohjv vu qsuvitv vji padmies quxis qmepv vjev hipisevit vji imidvsodovz vjev quxist ov.
 
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E: Pupi. Vjiz katv jewi neslivoph sigseni vji fief camc et e gievasi.
 
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— User MitchC
"INSANE QUALITY OF PEOPLE"
"The number of high quality people I've met from this forum has been insane. All of it predicated on building real value."
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"You are the average of the five people you surround yourself with."
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