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I *love* light bulb jokes.

I'm a terrible joke teller.

. . . can't remember the whole joke . . .

. . . or the punchline, sometimes . . .

. . .or I go on too long w/details . . .

. . . or my timing sucks . . .

That's why I love light bulb jokes.

I can't screw 'em up!

-Easy to remember
-Easy to say
-Impossible to mess up w/too much detail

So, post your favorite light bulb jokes here! :rofl:

-Russ H.
 
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-Satt J.
 
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