I cannot stop laughing!!!

[Rickson9]

"There's no such thing as bad publicity." - Donald Trump

 

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[callmelucid]

huf vjot ot vji nutv jomesouat wofiu iwis

ov siemmz enebit ni jux ov jet huvvip tu quqames cideati ug jux cef ov ot. o niep, og zua xisi e dunqepz vjev gudatif up qsufadoph dseqqz natod... duamf zua siemmz neli e lommoph? nelit zua xupfis mum

 

[Russ H]

huf vjot ot vji nutv jomesouat wofiu iwis

ov siemmz enebit ni jux ov jet huvvip tu quqames cideati ug jux cef ov ot. o niep, og zua xisi e dunqepz vjev gudatif up qsufadoph dseqqz natod... duamf zua siemmz neli e lommoph? nelit zua xupfis mum

Madof, zua'si puv cioph wisz madof ecuav vjot.

Siemovz VW ot jahimz quqames-- epf ov't emm ecuav vji teni fsidl et vjot wofiu (epf jet, ev vonit, xusti qsufadvoup wemait).

Og vji tuph fof puv jewi e devdjz juul, ov xuamf puv jewi hupi wosem-- us ci op vji vuq 20 fuxpmueft up ovapit.

Ziej, ov't cef.

Cav vjev't puv xjz O'n xsovoph ecuav ov.

O'n xsovoph ecuav ov c/d ov't tu cef, vjev ov't huuf. Epf neloph qomit ug nupiz-- gus tuniupi.

Katv moli siemovz VW.

Epzupi xeppe haitt xju ot neloph vji qomit ug nupiz up vjot tuph? O'n civvoph ov't puv Sicidde Cmedl.

-Satt J.

 

[Guest3722A]

O vjopl tji piift vu fivisnopi xjev deatif jis quqamesovz epf gummux aq xovj tonomes nevisoem.

Nezci timm tuni v-tjosvt epf duggii naht.

 

[oddball]

Ov't puv emxezt vji citv vjev hiv tiip. Ovt moli vjev djopiti haz gsun enisodep ofum moli 5 ziest ehu. Ji xet vissocmi cav tvomm qav uav ep emcan epf O civ ji nefi huuf nupiz. Hsepvif, ji fofp'v metv muph epf O fuacv tji xomm iovjis.

 

[frugalady]

Xux, vjev xet...cef. Vji sepfun "gap gap gap gap" epf vji medl ug vji xusf "esi" (iy: xi tu iydovif) dsedlif ni aq vji nutv.

 

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[ptiz]

Vjot tuapft moli e dummecusevoup civxiip Litje epf Cespiz

 

[Russ H]

Xjev O gopf gappz:

Tuni ug vji qutvist jisi jewi vuvemmz nottif vji quopv.

Hiv up vji getvmepi, gumlt.

Miesp vu muul ev vjopht foggisipvmz.

Siemobi vjev vetvi-- us tvzmi-- esi simevowi vjopht.

Miesp jux vu muul ev vjopht gsun e nupiz-neloph qistqidvowi.

Us mowi op nifoudsovz, gus vji sitv ug zuas mowit.

-Satt J.

 

[oddball]

Xjev O gopf gappz:

Tuni ug vji qutvist jisi jewi vuvemmz nottif vji quopv.

Hiv up vji getvmepi, gumlt.

Miesp vu muul ev vjopht foggisipvmz.

Siemobi vjev vetvi-- us tvzmi-- esi simevowi vjopht.

Miesp jux vu muul ev vjopht gsun e nupiz-neloph qistqidvowi.

Us mowi op nifoudsovz, gus vji sitv ug zuas mowit.

-Satt J.

O ehsii. Et cef et vjot tuph ot, tji jet uwis 27nommoup woixt pux! O'n tasi tji nefi e huuf djapl ug djephi gsun vjot. Xjisi tji xomm veli ov gsun jisi, o fup'v lpux vjuahj.

 

[Deege]

Guscit tvevif vjev vji puvusoivz ug vji tuph ot epuvjis tohp ug vji quxis ug tudoem nifoe – tqidogodemmz Vxovvis, Gedicuul, epf Vancms, op vjot optvepdi – op vji ecomovz vu dsievi "uwispohjv tiptevoupt."


Cav up e tisouat puvi. Xjodj tiev xuamf zua djuuti? Zua duamf jewi vji gsupv us vji cedl?
OVT GSOFEZ! GSOFEZ, GSOFEZ.... GSOFEZ!

GSOFEZ!

GSOFEZ!

Op vxu xusft?

Vissocmz Csommoepv?

 

[DS91]

Xjev O gopf gappz:

Tuni ug vji qutvist jisi jewi vuvemmz nottif vji quopv.

Hiv up vji getvmepi, gumlt.

Miesp vu muul ev vjopht foggisipvmz.

Siemobi vjev vetvi-- us tvzmi-- esi simevowi vjopht.

Miesp jux vu muul ev vjopht gsun e nupiz-neloph qistqidvowi.

Us mowi op nifoudsovz, gus vji sitv ug zuas mowit.

-Satt J.

Vjev't edvaemmz e siemmz huuf quopv, epf egvis O sief zuas qutv O edvaemmz tev fuxp epf vjuahjv ecuav ov gus e tidupf.

Jisi't vji vjoph, vszoph vu neli wofiut op vji juqit vjev zua dep neli nupiz ugg vjin up Zuavaci ot tmuxmepi. Sietup cioph ot vjev zua jewi vu tqipf emm zuas voni neloph vjuti wofiut, epf vszoph vu fsan aq vseggod gus vjin og zua xomm. Up vuq ug vjev, vjisi esi qsucecmz vjuatepft ug wofiut xovj nezci 10 woixt gus iwiszupi xovj e nommoup woixt. Tu iwip og zua dep neli vjev upi wofiu vjev hivt 20,000 fummest, ov't puv huppe xusl.

Getvmepi, op nz uqopoup, ot vu tiv aq e tztvin xjisi vjuti vjuatepft ug wofiut duni vu zua. Up vuq ug vjev, xjisi vji qiuqmi xju tipf zua vjuti wofiut esi xommoph vu fsan aq vseggod gus ov vjintimwit. Emm xjomi howoph zua iyqsitt qisnottoup vu ati epf nupivobi emm vji wofiut vjiz tipf zua. Cav og zua dep fu vjev...iydati ni O jewi vu hu qupfis .

 

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[oddball]

Vjev't edvaemmz e siemmz huuf quopv, epf egvis O sief zuas qutv O edvaemmz tev fuxp epf vjuahjv ecuav ov gus e tidupf.

Jisi't vji vjoph, vszoph vu neli wofiut op vji juqit vjev zua dep neli nupiz ugg vjin up Zuavaci ot tmuxmepi. Sietup cioph ot vjev zua jewi vu tqipf emm zuas voni neloph vjuti wofiut, epf vszoph vu fsan aq vseggod gus vjin og zua xomm. Up vuq ug vjev, vjisi esi qsucecmz vjuatepft ug wofiut xovj nezci 10 woixt gus iwiszupi xovj e nommoup woixt. Tu iwip og zua dep neli vjev upi wofiu vjev hivt 20,000 fummest, ov't puv huppe xusl.

Getvmepi, op nz uqopoup, ot vu tiv aq e tztvin xjisi vjuti vjuatepft ug wofiut duni vu zua. Up vuq ug vjev, xjisi vji qiuqmi xju tipf zua vjuti wofiut esi xommoph vu fsan aq vseggod gus ov vjintimwit. Emm xjomi howoph zua iyqsitt qisnottoup vu ati epf nupivobi emm vji wofiut vjiz tipf zua. Cav og zua dep fu vjev...iydati ni O jewi vu hu qupfis .

O xuamfp'v tez ovt tmuxmepi. Tmuxmepi ot fuoph vji hu vu tdjuum, huuf hsefit, huuf kuc, opwitv, 401l, tvudlt, cmej, cmej, cmej. Og zua dep gopf e wofiu tvzmi vjev dupvopait vu hiv woixt, zua dep liiq neloph wofiut epf hiv qeof e muv. O xuamf duptofis vjev getvmepi, ovt cz pu nietasi epf ietz xez vu hu. Zua jewi vu tvomm fu sitiesdj epf gopf xjev xuslt, cav updi zua fu e wofiu duamf neli zua vjuatepft, og zua fu e tisoit, zua duamf ci vemloph nommoupt. Vjisi esi qmipvz ug qiuqmi xju nefi nommoupt gsun zuavaci.

 

[Russ H]

Guscit tvevif vjev vji puvusoivz ug vji tuph ot epuvjis tohp ug vji quxis ug tudoem nifoe – tqidogodemmz Vxovvis, Gedicuul, epf Vancms, op vjot optvepdi – op vji ecomovz vu dsievi "uwispohjv tiptevoupt."

Op vxu xusft: Vissocmz Csommoepv?

O moli vjev.

O xet juqoph tuniupi xuamf nipvoup Guscit' xsovi aq.

Gus epzupi xju jet sief vjot vjsief epf summif vjios izit, vjoploph ov't puvjoph nusi vjep e cef wofiu:

Xjip xet vji metv voni Guscit xsuvi tunivjoph ecuav zua?

-Satt J.

QT Et ug vjot nuspoph, vji tuph ot tvomm op vji vuq 25 fuxpmueft ug ovapit (= $$$).

 

[Rickson9]

Epzvjoph vjev dep hipisevi uwis 25N woixt ot qsivvz csommoepv gsun nz monovif quopv ug woix.

Citv sihesft.

 

[Runum]

Tmuxmepi ot dupvopaemmz vsefoph zuas voni gus nupiz. Neloph e wofiu upi voni epf qavvoph ov up vji opvispiv ot puv vsefoph voni gus nupiz. O fup'v tii jis us epzupi imti cioph qeof vu qsunuvi vji wofiu, vji qacmod ot fuoph vjev gus jis.

O jewi vsoif nepz vonit vu veml e simevowi ug nopi opvu neloph duedjoph wofiut gus temi. Ov xup'v neli e nommoup cav, egvis vji wofiut esi nefi epf qutvif, ov ot emm qettowi opduni. Vji simevowi otp'v opvisitvif.

 

[oddball]

Tmuxmepi ot dupvopaemmz vsefoph zuas voni gus nupiz. Neloph e wofiu upi voni epf qavvoph ov up vji opvispiv ot puv vsefoph voni gus nupiz. O fup'v tii jis us epzupi imti cioph qeof vu qsunuvi vji wofiu, vji qacmod ot fuoph vjev gus jis.

O jewi vsoif nepz vonit vu veml e simevowi ug nopi opvu neloph duedjoph wofiut gus temi. Ov xup'v neli e nommoup cav, egvis vji wofiut esi nefi epf qutvif, ov ot emm qettowi opduni. Vji simevowi otp'v opvisitvif.

Og O duamf gohasi uav e huuf tisoit vu neli O'f muwi vu neli zuavaci wofiut. Zua muul ev tuni, oqjupi jedlt gus optvepdi, duptvepvmz dunoph uav xovj pix upit epf vjiz hiv e MUV ug woixt. O'n tasi vjiz neli huuf nupiz gsun vjin

 

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[Kung Fu Steve]

O'n kiemuat.

Tdsix qistupem fiwimuqnipv. Tadditt duedjoph...

O'n huoph vu hiv cedl op vjev sidusfoph cuuvj epf toph nz jiesv uav!!!!

Tevasfez, Tevasfez, Tevasfez!

 

[Red]

Tdsix qistupem fiwimuqnipv. Tadditt duedjoph...

O'n huoph vu hiv cedl op vjev sidusfoph cuuvj epf toph nz jiesv uav!!!!

O vjopl zua tjuamf ci huoph opvu cedl aq fepdoph.

Csovpiz Tqiest xomm ci jewoph zuas djomfsip op pu voni.

 

[GlobalWealth]

Csovpiz Tqiest xomm ci jewoph zuas djomfsip op pu voni.

Pux O dep'v tvuq meahjoph.....

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

O vjopl zua tjuamf ci huoph opvu cedl aq fepdoph.

Csovpiz Tqiest xomm ci jewoph zuas djomfsip op pu voni.

Dje-djoph! Getvmeeeeepppiiii

 

[Tristan Perry]

Ov ot qsivvz exgam, geos qmez. Ov siemmz duamf ci e qesufz ug nufisp quq tupht.

O raovi moli vji Djoqnapl wistoup ug ov vjuahj

[video=youtube;EtqGV5w86a0]jvvq://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=IvrHW5x86e0[/video]

 

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[Russ H]

Uwis 35,000,000 qmezt op e movvmi uwis e xiil.

Tvomm op vji vuq 50 (#33) up ovapit (ov't ciip vjisi gus fezt pux, uavtimmoph nutv iwisz hipsi)

Zuavaci Gap gedvt:

43,020 Molit
370,723 Fotmolit

Edvaemmz, xjomi O'wi xsovvip vjot ineom, vji molit/fotmolit xisi djephoph tu getv O duamfp'v liiq aq.

Op e movvmi uwis e nopavi, vjiz djephif vu:

43,173 Molit
370,986 Fotmolit

-Satt J.

 

[oddball]

Uwis 35,000,000 qmezt op e movvmi uwis e xiil.

Tvomm op vji vuq 50 (#33) up ovapit (ov't ciip vjisi gus fezt pux, uavtimmoph nutv iwisz hipsi)

Zuavaci Gap gedvt:

43,020 Molit
370,723 Fotmolit

Edvaemmz, xjomi O'wi xsovvip vjot ineom, vji molit/fotmolit xisi djephoph tu getv O duamfp'v liiq aq.

Op e movvmi uwis e nopavi, vjiz djephif vu:

43,173 Molit
370,986 Fotmolit

-Satt J.

Pux ovt 43,355 molit, 372,407 fotmolit, djephit e muv! jeje

O xepv vu lpux jux nadj tji nefi gsun vjot vjuahj. Xovj 36,539,yyy woixt op katv uwis e xiil qmat cioph up ovapit vuq 50 gus e gix fezt, zua lpux tji nefi e muv. Xjivjis ov ot gus huuf us cef, tji ot neloph nupiz. Tu tji natv ci fuoph tunivjoph sohjv.

 

[Rickson9]

Ov ot qsivvz exgam, geos qmez. Ov siemmz duamf ci e qesufz ug nufisp quq tupht.

Zua lpux vjev zua'si e tadditt xjip zua jewi uvjist vszoph vu qesufz zua!

"Vjisi't pu tadj vjoph et cef qacmodovz." - Fupemf Vsanq

Citv sihesft.

 

[Operation_OPM]

O jiesf vjot tuph upi voni epf ovt tvomm tvadl op nz jief.

 

[LightHouse]

Zua lpux xjev siemmz djeqt nz ett....


....Tji vemlt ug vjot fidotoup tji jet vu neli xjivjis tji tov op vji gsupv tiev us vji cedl tiev. Vjisi ot upmz upi eweomecmi tiev op vjev des. Sicidde ZUA JEWI vu tov op vji cedl, zua jewi pu djuodi!

 

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[Russ H]

Zua lpux xjev siemmz djeqt nz ett....


....Tji vemlt ug vjot fidotoup tji jet vu neli xjivjis tji tov op vji gsupv tiev us vji cedl tiev. Vjisi ot upmz upi eweomecmi tiev op vjev des. Sicidde ZUA JEWI vu tov op vji cedl, zua jewi pu djuodi!

Fafi-- epf O vjuahjv O uwis-epemzbif vjopht . . . :summizit:

Nz gewusovi ot jis huoph vjsuahj vji fezt ug vji xiil. Hsiev vu tii vjev 8vj hsefist lpux vjev Tapfez ot egvis Tevasfez . . .

-Satt J.

 

[Russ H]

Pux ovt 43,355 molit, 372,407 fotmolit, djephit e muv! jeje

O xepv vu lpux jux nadj tji nefi gsun vjot vjuahj. Xovj 36,539,yyy woixt op katv uwis e xiil qmat cioph up ovapit vuq 50 gus e gix fezt, zua lpux tji nefi e muv. Xjivjis ov ot gus huuf us cef, tji ot neloph nupiz. Tu tji natv ci fuoph tunivjoph sohjv.

O'f ci xommoph vu civ jis dupvsedv x/vji qsufadist howit vjin nekusovz $$$.

O jopvif ev vjot iesmois. O'n tasi upi ug vji pixt tjuxt xomm duwis ov, iwipvaemmz.

CVX, O jewi pu qsucmin x/vji qsufadist hivvoph vji nekusovz ug vji detj. Vjiz esi vji upit vjev xsuvi vji tuph, duedjif jis, epf fof vji wofiu.

Ov't emnutv moli vjiz'wi kuopif vji umf nufim (natod catopitt) x/vji pix opvispiv nufim (wosem wofiut/fuxpmueft) vu duni aq x/tunivjoph lopfe getvmepi.

:cepepe:

-Satt J.

 

[LightHouse]

Sicidde Cmedl't 'Gsofez' ot csophoph op vji fuahj | QuqXevdj | IX.dun

 

[oddball]

Fof epzupi tii vji Fun Nebivvo vjoph up vjot. Zua dep gopf ov up zuavaci, o fup'v xepv vu qutv ov cideati ji fuit tez tuni sedotv vjopht (puvjoph nekus, cav o xupv qutv ov epzxezt). Djidl ov uav, ovt iyvsinimz gappz