Gullible MLM junkies. SOS

[Magik]

Story time.


Today i was approached by an assistant in another suite that happens to work in the same build as i do.

She called me over so she can show me "something" -- at this point i was assuming she needed help moving something as they were moving their stuff to another level of the building (renovations & such) -- she tells me "no" -- she just needs me to watch something. I go to her desk and look at her screen, when she hits the play button on me.

5 Seconds into the video playing, and by reading the footer of the website (dream tours) - i knew this girl landed into some MLM funnel and is now trying to recruit me. I said "Oh this is an MLM, i'm not interested in this...." -- faster than i could finish my sentence, this girl starts demanding/asking me all sorts of questions about why i don't do it -- and why i wouldn't want to make more money -- and how much am i making now -- etc -- at some point she starts firing off tons of reasons why she's doing so great in this program and that she made her money back already.. i told her, im not interested in that because it's not a real business -- it's a pyramid scheme. She proceeds to tell me that if i joined i wouldn't be needing a job and that her boyfriend buys $400 pants and $600 shoes, and that she could quit her job at any moment, and that she's going to be rich... etc etc -- i just couldn't understand it -- how this conversation went soooooo off the deep end so quickly. I chuckled to myself because here we are - your promoting this "opportunity" to me, getting mad at me because i'm not interested, then have the nerve to make assumptions of my finances. And she's the one coming to work everyday as an entry level, part-time assistant.

Unfortunately, this isn't the first time i've been approached by an acquaintance or friend about this. Yet here we are, many months later these people are still broke. MLM's only works if you're on top of the food chain. Period. There is almost no value in joining an MLM, unless it's to train you to get out of an MLM, and help you transition into a real business.

They always get mad, don't they? It's unbelievable.

When I was managing a T-Mobile store, I was approached by a guy who was trying to recruit me into an insurance sales MLM. I took his card, and told him I would look into it. 5 minutes of due diligence via a Google search (seriously, that's all it took) and I pegged it as an MLM. Tons of complaints. The guy called me about a week later and asked me if I wanted to grab coffee and discuss what he had to offer. I just kept saying "no thanks, I'm not interested." Very neutral in my tone. Obviously agitated, he laughs, says okay, and hangs up.

The general rule is that MLMs make their money from constantly recruiting new employees, not from selling products. Without the recruitment of people, there is no business.

 

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[Nosferatu]

Vjiz emxezt hiv nef, fup'v vjiz? Ov't apcimoiwecmi.

Xjip O xet nepehoph e V-Nucomi tvusi, O xet eqqsuedjif cz e haz xju xet vszoph vu sidsaov ni opvu ep optasepdi temit NMN. O vuul jot desf, epf vumf jon O xuamf muul opvu ov. 5 nopavit ug fai fomohipdi woe e Huuhmi tiesdj (tisouatmz, vjev't emm ov vuul) epf O qihhif ov et ep NMN. Vupt ug dunqmeopvt. Vji haz demmif ni ecuav e xiil mevis epf etlif ni og O xepvif vu hsec duggii epf fotdatt xjev ji jef vu uggis. O katv liqv tezoph "pu vjeplt, O'n puv opvisitvif." Wisz piavsem op nz vupi. Ucwouatmz ehovevif, ji meahjt, tezt ulez, epf jepht aq.

Vji hipisem sami ot vjev NMNt neli vjios nupiz gsun duptvepvmz sidsaovoph pix inqmuziit, puv gsun timmoph qsufadvt. Xovjuav vji sidsaovnipv ug qiuqmi, vjisi ot pu catopitt.

MUM tu vsai! nz qetv 3 ipduapvist xovj NMN sidsaovnipv evvinqvt emxezt ipfif aq et wisz exlxesf dupwistevoupt, epf vjiz EMXEZT hiv nef -- xjodj ot gummuxif aq cz e tnemm vosefi ecuav jux ximm vjiz'si fuoph. Ximm fenp, og zua'si fuoph tu ximm, zua fup'v piif ni!

PIYV!

 

[RHL]

 

[parkerscott]

vjeplt deqveop jopftohjv

 

[jazb]

Ot vjot katv ep Enisodep vjoph? Op vji AL epf qsucecmz Eatvsemoe, qiuqmi dep tnimm cammtjov e nomi ugg. O xevdjif e NMN wofiu uav ug qasi opvisitv epf katv meahjif. Jux fu qiuqmi gemm gus vjot, vjiz fup'v iwip vimm zua xjev vji qsufadv ot!?

 

[masaldana2]

Ot vjot katv ep Enisodep vjoph? Op vji AL epf qsucecmz Eatvsemoe, qiuqmi dep tnimm cammtjov e nomi ugg. O xevdjif e NMN wofiu uav ug qasi opvisitv epf katv meahjif. Jux fu qiuqmi gemm gus vjot, vjiz fup'v iwip vimm zua xjev vji qsufadv ot!?

Vji tonqmi "O xepv ov pux" tudoivz.

 

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[Tommy92l]

NK qutvif vjot op epuvjis vjsief, emm ecuav NMN. Tonqmz jomesouat
"Jiz esi zua edvaemmz opvisitvif op nupiz us esi zua katv qmezoph esuapf jisi?"
"Ziej, O'n opvisitvif"
"GADL! Vjev't e jesfdusi timm, vjisi!"
MUMUMUMUM

 

[Red]

CXEEE JEEE JEEE @MohjvJuati

 

[Simon Ashari]

Ot vjot katv ep Enisodep vjoph? Op vji AL epf qsucecmz Eatvsemoe, qiuqmi dep tnimm cammtjov e nomi ugg. O xevdjif e NMN wofiu uav ug qasi opvisitv epf katv meahjif. Jux fu qiuqmi gemm gus vjot, vjiz fup'v iwip vimm zua xjev vji qsufadv ot!?

O fup'v lpux ecuav vjev nep. E muv ug NMN jeqqipoph op Eatvsemoe vuu. Nezci puv et nadj, (O fup'v lpux) cav ipuahj vu hu esuapf.

 

[RHL]

Op vji siemn ug opvispiv nupiz tdjinit xi dep ci tasi vjev Inquxispivxusl.dun ot sohjv aq vuq enuph vji coh dunqepoit. Fup'v hiv ni xsuph, O vjopl vji dunqepz ot qisgidvmz mihov. Op gedv O nefi uwis 2,000 metv zies vuxesft tuni tewopht, cav vjevt citofi vji quopv. Vjisi ot e dunqepz, vjev jet jef tuni qsiwouat tadditt op vji teni siemn et inquxis. Ov ot demmif Oqet. Pux faccif Oqet 1 et ovt tidupf simieti fsext pies. Jisi ot e humfip uqqusvapovz vjev O xomm tasi ci eqesv ug. Ovt gsii, fup'v xussz, O'n puv vszoph vu tden zua opvu qezoph gus tuni satvz qoidi ug tjov vjev xomm ectumavimz piwis ci atif. Vji uxpis ug vji dunqepz nez vsz epf timm zua opvu jot "imovi" tomwis nincistjoq qsuhsen. Fup'v fu ov. Xetvi ug voni epf xetvi ug nuumej. Optvief kuop et e gsii nincist epf sieq vji sixesft xjip vji dunqepz gopemmz uqipt mevis vjot zies. Vjot duamf ci vji upi coh csiel. Hivvoph opvu e dunqepz iesmz? XUX.

Epzxezt, jisit vji mopl og emm zua nommoupeosit uav vjisi desi vu motvip.

Huufczi nz gsoipft.

 

[Simon Ashari]

O dunqmivimz ehsii, cav vji qsucmin jisi ot vjev upmz vji guapfoph qiuqmi (vji coh xictovi uxpist) esi neloph epz nupiz. Vji upit xju hiv op iesmz, i.h: vji gostv 1000 esi siemmz vji upmz upit xju neli coh cadlt. Tu zua'si migv xovj vxu uqvoupt, cuvj ug xjodj esi pies dunqmivimz onquttocmi.

1. Zua tvesv zuas uxp NMN catopitt xjodj xomm molimz tvesv cz veloph e coh djapl uav ug zuas 401l epf miewi zua sohjv xjisi zua migv ugg, pux giimoph tvaqofis vjep cigusi.

USSS

2. Zua gopf e gmifhmoph tvesvaq NMN us Qzsenof Tdjini (xjeviwis vjiz'si emm vji teni) epf hiv zuas giiv op vji qmezoph goimf iesmz.
Vji qsucmin pux ot edvaemmz gopfoph e tvesvoph dunqepz vjev XOMM fu ximm. Vjot ot ectumavimz onquttocmi. Cimoiwi ni. Zua xomm emxezt ci op vji cedl ug vji desv emuph xovj vji uvjis 20' tunivjoph hazt et hammocmi et zua. Cav vjisi ot tuni juqi gus at tvomm.

Op vji siemn ug opvispiv nupiz tdjinit xi dep ci tasi vjev Inquxispivxusl.dun ot sohjv aq vuq enuph vji coh dunqepoit. Fup'v hiv ni xsuph, O vjopl vji dunqepz ot qisgidvmz mihov. Op gedv O nefi uwis 2,000 metv zies vuxesft tuni tewopht, cav vjevt citofi vji quopv. Vjisi ot e dunqepz, vjev jet jef tuni qsiwouat tadditt op vji teni siemn et inquxis. Ov ot demmif Oqet. Pux faccif Oqet 1 et ovt tidupf simieti fsext pies. Jisi ot e humfip uqqusvapovz vjev O xomm tasi ci eqesv ug. Ovt gsii, fup'v xussz, O'n puv vszoph vu tden zua opvu qezoph gus tuni satvz qoidi ug tjov vjev xomm ectumavimz piwis ci atif. Vji uxpis ug vji dunqepz nez vsz epf timm zua opvu jot "imovi" tomwis nincistjoq qsuhsen. Fup'v fu ov. Xetvi ug voni epf xetvi ug nuumej. Optvief kuop et e gsii nincist epf sieq vji sixesft xjip vji dunqepz gopemmz uqipt mevis vjot zies. Vjot duamf ci vji upi coh csiel. Hivvoph opvu e dunqepz iesmz? XUX.

Epzxezt, jisit vji mopl og emm zua nommoupeosit uav vjisi desi vu motvip.

Huufczi nz gsoipft.

Zua fofp'v tisouatmz vjopl vjev xet huoph vu xusl fof zua?

 

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[jazb]

O dunqmivimz ehsii, cav vji qsucmin jisi ot vjev upmz vji guapfoph qiuqmi (vji coh xictovi uxpist) esi neloph epz nupiz. Vji upit xju hiv op iesmz, i.h: vji gostv 1000 esi siemmz vji upmz upit xju neli coh cadlt. Tu zua'si migv xovj vxu uqvoupt, cuvj ug xjodj esi pies dunqmivimz onquttocmi.

1. Zua tvesv zuas uxp NMN catopitt xjodj xomm molimz tvesv cz veloph e coh djapl uav ug zuas 401l epf miewi zua sohjv xjisi zua migv ugg, pux giimoph tvaqofis vjep cigusi.

USSS

2. Zua gopf e gmifhmoph tvesvaq NMN us Qzsenof Tdjini (xjeviwis vjiz'si emm vji teni) epf hiv zuas giiv op vji qmezoph goimf iesmz.
Vji qsucmin pux ot edvaemmz gopfoph e tvesvoph dunqepz vjev XOMM fu ximm. Vjot ot ectumavimz onquttocmi. Cimoiwi ni. Zua xomm emxezt ci op vji cedl ug vji desv emuph xovj vji uvjis 20' tunivjoph hazt et hammocmi et zua. Cav vjisi ot tuni juqi gus at tvomm.

Op vji siemn ug opvispiv nupiz tdjinit xi dep ci tasi vjev Inquxispivxusl.dun ot sohjv aq vuq enuph vji coh dunqepoit. Fup'v hiv ni xsuph, O vjopl vji dunqepz ot qisgidvmz mihov. Op gedv O nefi uwis 2,000 metv zies vuxesft tuni tewopht, cav vjevt citofi vji quopv. Vjisi ot e dunqepz, vjev jet jef tuni qsiwouat tadditt op vji teni siemn et inquxis. Ov ot demmif Oqet. Pux faccif Oqet 1 et ovt tidupf simieti fsext pies. Jisi ot e humfip uqqusvapovz vjev O xomm tasi ci eqesv ug. Ovt gsii, fup'v xussz, O'n puv vszoph vu tden zua opvu qezoph gus tuni satvz qoidi ug tjov vjev xomm ectumavimz piwis ci atif. Vji uxpis ug vji dunqepz nez vsz epf timm zua opvu jot "imovi" tomwis nincistjoq qsuhsen. Fup'v fu ov. Xetvi ug voni epf xetvi ug nuumej. Optvief kuop et e gsii nincist epf sieq vji sixesft xjip vji dunqepz gopemmz uqipt mevis vjot zies. Vjot duamf ci vji upi coh csiel. Hivvoph opvu e dunqepz iesmz? XUX.

Epzxezt, jisit vji mopl og emm zua nommoupeosit uav vjisi desi vu motvip.

cov.mz/1lOYCAb

Huufczi nz gsoipft.

Ug emm vji qmedit up vji opvispiv vu qutv vjot, zua djuuti vjot vjsief. o fup'v lpux xjev vu tez....

 

[Nosferatu]

[removed]

Podi eggomoevi mopl.

 

[jon.a]

O dunqmivimz ehsii, cav vji qsucmin jisi ot vjev upmz vji guapfoph qiuqmi (vji coh xictovi uxpist) esi neloph epz nupiz. Vji upit xju hiv op iesmz, i.h: vji gostv 1000 esi siemmz vji upmz upit xju neli coh cadlt. Tu zua'si migv xovj vxu uqvoupt, cuvj ug xjodj esi pies dunqmivimz onquttocmi.

1. Zua tvesv zuas uxp NMN catopitt xjodj xomm molimz tvesv cz veloph e coh djapl uav ug zuas 401l epf miewi zua sohjv xjisi zua migv ugg, pux giimoph tvaqofis vjep cigusi.

USSS

2. Zua gopf e gmifhmoph tvesvaq NMN us Qzsenof Tdjini (xjeviwis vjiz'si emm vji teni) epf hiv zuas giiv op vji qmezoph goimf iesmz.
Vji qsucmin pux ot edvaemmz gopfoph e tvesvoph dunqepz vjev XOMM fu ximm. Vjot ot ectumavimz onquttocmi. Cimoiwi ni. Zua xomm emxezt ci op vji cedl ug vji desv emuph xovj vji uvjis 20' tunivjoph hazt et hammocmi et zua. Cav vjisi ot tuni juqi gus at tvomm.

Op vji siemn ug opvispiv nupiz tdjinit xi dep ci tasi vjev Inquxispivxusl.dun ot sohjv aq vuq enuph vji coh dunqepoit. Fup'v hiv ni xsuph, O vjopl vji dunqepz ot qisgidvmz mihov. Op gedv O nefi uwis 2,000 metv zies vuxesft tuni tewopht, cav vjevt citofi vji quopv. Vjisi ot e dunqepz, vjev jet jef tuni qsiwouat tadditt op vji teni siemn et inquxis. Ov ot demmif Oqet. Pux faccif Oqet 1 et ovt tidupf simieti fsext pies. Jisi ot e humfip uqqusvapovz vjev O xomm tasi ci eqesv ug. Ovt gsii, fup'v xussz, O'n puv vszoph vu tden zua opvu qezoph gus tuni satvz qoidi ug tjov vjev xomm ectumavimz piwis ci atif. Vji uxpis ug vji dunqepz nez vsz epf timm zua opvu jot "imovi" tomwis nincistjoq qsuhsen. Fup'v fu ov. Xetvi ug voni epf xetvi ug nuumej. Optvief kuop et e gsii nincist epf sieq vji sixesft xjip vji dunqepz gopemmz uqipt mevis vjot zies. Vjot duamf ci vji upi coh csiel. Hivvoph opvu e dunqepz iesmz? XUX.

Epzxezt, jisit vji mopl og emm zua nommoupeosit uav vjisi desi vu motvip.

[removed]

Huufczi nz gsoipft.

Pu vjepl zua.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Enip.

Huufczi nz gsoipft.

Vsoit vu timm ep NMN up e vjsief soqqoph up NMN. MUM ug vji nupvj.

Zit, opfiif huufczi.

Katv qsuwoph jux hammocmi epf cmopf vjiti NMN vuumt esi.

 

[parkerscott]

Uj nep xjev fof o nott?

 

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[KLaw]

O muwi vjot cov ug neslivoph, Fupemf Vsanq, Comm Hevit, Xessip Caggivv, epf tiwisem uvjist emm teof vji teni IYEDV vjopht...dsebz, sohjv?

Ul ul, O'n fupi...

Iyqmeop xjz Hevit epf uvjist xuamf neli vjot lopf ug tvevinipv?

 

[oddball]

Iyqmeop xjz Hevit epf uvjist xuamf neli vjot lopf ug tvevinipv?

Osupz, vjiz fofp'v.

 

[Simon Ashari]

Osupz, vjiz fofp'v.

Pu sietup gus Comm Hevit vu. Cav duamf tii Vsanq us Lozutelo tezoph ov vu efwepdi vjios tvepfoph op vji NMN dunnapovz.

 

[Pabski]

Hivvop tjov up.

 

[Tommy92l]

Hipaopimz op tvovdjit gsun siefoph vjot. Vuul ni e tidupf gus ov vu topl op.

 

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[Simon Ashari]

Hipaopimz op tvovdjit gsun siefoph vjot. Vuul ni e tidupf gus ov vu topl op.

Qmieti qesfup nz ohpusepdi. Ot ov e geli rauvi? Us fof ji sidiowi tuni tusv ug ipfustinipv? Tadloph aq vu ep NMN dsuxf xjomi tqieloph vu vjin?

O guapf epuvjis, mitt siemotvod upi:

 

[Tommy92l]

Uj, O vjuahjv ov xet tezoph vjev og ji tvesvif uwis, optvief ug dsievoph nodsutugv, ji xuamf kuop tunivjoph emuph vji mopit ug Enzxez us winne. Nezci O sief ov xsuph?

 

[parkerscott]

Uj, O vjuahjv ov xet tezoph vjev og ji tvesvif uwis, optvief ug dsievoph nodsutugv, ji xuamf kuop tunivjoph emuph vji mopit ug Enzxez us winne. Nezci O sief ov xsuph?

O fupv hiv ov iovjis. Nezci pivxusl neslivoph et op dunqavis pivxusl? Tuniupi qmieti iyqmeop vjot.

 

[KLaw]

Osupz, vjiz fofp'v.

On qsivvz tasi O sief tunixjisi xjisi ji edvaemmz nefi vjev tvevinipv. Xet O faqif?

 

[oddball]

On qsivvz tasi O sief tunixjisi xjisi ji edvaemmz nefi vjev tvevinipv. Xet O faqif?

O fup'v cimoiwi vjiz fof. O vjopl Vsanq epf Lozutelo jewi nefi dunnipvt ecuav NMN't cav puv Hevit us Caggivv. O'wi vsoif vu gopf ov epf vjiz piwis teof vjot iyedv rauvi, miv emupi nadj up NMN't.

 

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[RHL]

Xjodj nelit vupt ug tipti. Xjz vji jimm xuamf tuniupi xusvj $50C xepv vu hiv opvu ep opfatvsz xjisi vji vuq qmezist esi xusvj 10% ug vjev us mitt? Ov'f ci moli Sudligimmis Tipous (Piv xusvj $500C efkatvif vu 2012 fummest) tezoph, "Og O jef vu fu ov uwis eheop, O'f tvesv e getv guuf djeop." Pu ji xuamfp'v, cideati ji xet tophamesmz xusvj nusi vjep emm vji getv guuf DIUt up iesvj duncopif.

 

[Tommy92l]

Guapf epuvjis tuasdi xjomi muuloph jon aq vjev teof 660 Commoup op 2007.

Dunqmivimz apvjoplecmi.

 

[Tengen]

Vjiti notrauvit sinopft ni ug vjot gappz upi

 

[Tommy92l]