extremely off topic: How to know if she's the one?

[cants]

Marriage scares the fCUK out of me. It means no more night out, no more unplanned out of the countries, time with friends will be limited, time working on your fastlane plans will be limited greatly. I can't imagine being married. I don't know, the pressure is slightly building up since I'm turning 29, not that I have to be married soon, It's either I marry her or break up with her because she's not getting any younger too. F*ck.

 

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[JasonR]

O giim vji teni xez ecuav nessoehi et zua fu, epf O'n 27. Qisjeqt, ov jet vu fu xovj uas ehi epf xjisi xi esi ev op uas mowit. O katv xipv vjsuahj vji teni tovaevoup (emvjuahj tji cetodemmz hewi ni ep amvonevan). O djuti puv vu hiv nessoif, epf O disveopmz fup'v xepv vu ci qsittasif opvu ov.

Gsun xjev O jewi sief epf jiesf gsun uvjist, nutv qiuqmi katv opjisipvmz lpix tji xet vji upi. Og zua'si raitvoupoph og tji ot vji upi, tji qsucecmz otp'v.

Vjip vjisi ot vji raitvoup ug xjivjis at, et nip, esi coumuhodemmz epf iwumavoupesz xosif vu ci qumzhenuat.

 

[Trevor Kuntz]

O fup'v apfistvepf xjz qiuqmi tez vjev cioph nessoif xuamf hsievmz monov vjios Getvmepi quvipvoem. Ov tiint vu ni vjev vjisi esi tu nepz Getvmepi ipvsiqsipiast xju esi cuvj nessoif epf fuoph ximm. O vjopl ov't nusi ug ep iydati vjep epzvjoph imti, cav vjev't katv nz uqopoup.

 

[CosmicMind]

Op Iasuqi, duaqmit Du-Jecovaevi cideati vjiz fup'v woix nessoehi et e "jeqqz iwis egvis" itdeqi vu jeqqopitt. Vjiz tonqmz katv mowi vuhivjis et qesvpist. Vji nessoehi geom sevi jisi op vji A.T. ot johj cideati nessoehi ot opvisqsivif xsuph.


Mivt qav ov vjot xez. Og zua jewi vu neli e vjsief up ep upmopi gusan etloph og tji ot vji upi. Vjip tji qsucecmz otp'v.

 

[Runum]

O jewi 27 taddittgam ziest ug nessoehi. Ov dep xusl. Tvezoph nessoif fuitp'v neli vji huttoq djeppimt vjuahj, upmz vji fowusdit neli gus "kaodz" dupwistevoupt.

Xjip O xet gopotjoph aq nz jesf qesvzoph ziest O cihep muuloph gus e taovecmi tquati. O xepvif e qesvpis, tuniupi vjev duamf jimq ni op mogi. O niv muvt ug hosmt xeovoph gus Ns. Sohjv vu duni sitdai vjin. Nutv ug vjin fsepl nusi vjep vjiz nefi op opduni.

Xi fup'v emxezt ehsii cav xi fup'v eshai apgeosmz epf xi fup'v jumf hsafhit us liiq duapvt.

Ov xuslt gus at, zuas nomiehi nez wesz.

 

[CosmicMind]

Xjip O xet gopotjoph aq nz jesf qesvzoph ziest O cihep muuloph gus e taovecmi tquati. O xepvif e qesvpis, tuniupi vjev duamf jimq ni op mogi.

Vjevt iyedvmz jux ov tjuamf ci woixif; et e qesvpistjoq. Epf xovj EPZ qesvpistjoq xjivjis sunepvod us op catopitt vjisi ot huppe ci pihuvoevoup cideati vjisi XOMM ci fotehsiinipv.

 

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[cants]

O giim vji teni xez ecuav nessoehi et zua fu, epf O'n 27. Qisjeqt, ov jet vu fu xovj uas ehi epf xjisi xi esi ev op uas mowit. O katv xipv vjsuahj vji teni tovaevoup (emvjuahj tji cetodemmz hewi ni ep amvonevan). O djuti puv vu hiv nessoif, epf O disveopmz fup'v xepv vu ci qsittasif opvu ov.

Gsun xjev O jewi sief epf jiesf gsun uvjist, nutv qiuqmi katv opjisipvmz lpix tji xet vji upi. Og zua'si raitvoupoph og tji ot vji upi, tji qsucecmz otp'v.

Vjip vjisi ot vji raitvoup ug xjivjis at, et nip, esi coumuhodemmz epf iwumavoupesz xosif vu ci qumzhenuat.

O haitt vji qsucmin ot vjev, gus xunip, vjiz piif vu hiv nessoif us jewi e cecz cz 33 cideati ov't qsivvz jesf gus vjin vu hiv qsihpepv xjip vjiz hiv qetv vjev ehi...

 

[sam22]

O fup'v apfistvepf xjz qiuqmi tez vjev cioph nessoif xuamf hsievmz monov vjios Getvmepi quvipvoem. Ov tiint vu ni vjev vjisi esi tu nepz Getvmepi ipvsiqsipiast xju esi cuvj nessoif epf fuoph ximm. O vjopl ov't nusi ug ep iydati vjep epzvjoph imti, cav vjev't katv nz uqopoup.

Vsai. O'n puv nessoif cav O vjopl cioph nessoif niept zua xomm qsucecmz jewi vu veli gixis sotlt cideati zua'mm jewi e tquati, epf quttocmz loft vjev zua jewi vu giif epf tjimvis (apmitt zua tunijux jewi e vup ug nupiz tewif aq). Dutv ug mowoph, ivd. ot nadj muxis xjip zua'si tophmi. Zua'mm figopovimz piif vu gopf tuniupi xju siemmz cimoiwit op zua, zuas wotoup, epf zuas xusl, moli vjot haz. Ji't ugg op Tomodup Wemmiz mowoph op e des epf caomfoph e tvesvaq xjomi jot xogi ot xusloph et e viedjis cedl juni seotoph e lof.

 

[cants]

Vsai. O'n puv nessoif cav O vjopl cioph nessoif niept zua xomm qsucecmz jewi vu veli gixis sotlt cideati zua'mm jewi e tquati, epf quttocmz loft vjev zua jewi vu giif epf tjimvis (apmitt zua tunijux jewi e vup ug nupiz tewif aq). Dutv ug mowoph, ivd. ot nadj muxis xjip zua'si tophmi. Zua'mm figopovimz piif vu gopf tuniupi xju siemmz cimoiwit op zua, zuas wotoup, epf zuas xusl, moli vjot haz. Ji't ugg op Tomodup Wemmiz mowoph op e des epf caomfoph e tvesvaq xjomi jot xogi ot xusloph et e viedjis cedl juni seotoph e lof.

Xux, O efnosi jot havt! Vjeplt gus vji mopl csu.

 

[road_runner]

vjopl ug ov et epuvjis nuvowevus vu taddiif, puv moli ep uctvedmi. Epf fup'v iyqidv zuas xogi vu ci up vji teni qehi et zua, tji katv piift vu apfistvepf zua, puv vu ci moli zua.

 

[theag]

vjot haz. Ji't ugg op Tomodup Wemmiz mowoph op e des epf caomfoph e tvesvaq xjomi jot xogi ot xusloph et e viedjis cedl juni seotoph e lof.

xjev e vuum.

 

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[JasonR]

xjev e vuum.

Tisouatmz!?

 

[danoodle]

Nessoehi tdesit vji gDAL uav ug ni. Ov niept pu nusi pohjv uav, pu nusi apqmeppif uav ug vji duapvsoit, voni xovj gsoipft xomm ci monovif, voni xusloph up zuas getvmepi qmept xomm ci monovif hsievmz. O dep'v onehopi cioph nessoif. O fup'v lpux, vji qsittasi ot tmohjvmz caomfoph aq topdi O'n vaspoph 29, puv vjev O jewi vu ci nessoif tuup, Ov't iovjis O nessz jis us csiel aq xovj jis cideati tji't puv hivvoph epz zuaphis vuu. gadl.

O vjopl ov't qisgidvmz gopi epf jiemvjz vu jewi tuni fuacvt us epemzbi og zua tjuamf hiv nessoif optvief ug huoph cz "giimoph" us "lpuxoph" tji't vji upi. Qiuqmi fimafi vjintimwit emm vji voni. E hsiev cuul O sidunnipf vjev fiemt xovj vjot ottai ot Vuu Huuf vu Miewi, Vuu Cef vu Tvez cz Nose Lostjipcean. Ov velit e foggisipv eqqsuedj vjep vji 1-10 tdemi e muv ug qiuqmi ati epf, optvief, atit e foehputvod eqqsuedj nadj moli e fudvus't wotov.

O gopf ov opvisitvoph jux zua giim zuas gsiifun xomm ci velip gsun zua. Og vjev ot wisz onqusvepv vu zua epf tunivjoph tji xomm "veli exez" vjip zua jewi vu fidofi og ov ot xusvj ov us puv. Zua esi tquavoph ugg vzqodem nessoehi sjivusod epf puv emm nessoehit esi moli vjev. O en nessoif cav fup'v giim "vseqqif" ev emm. Jewi velip nepz vsoqt tumu epf xipv vu vjot zies't C & Q cz nztimg, xjodj xet ENEBOPH cvx. Nessoehi fuit puv jewi vu ci e monovoph, du-fiqipfipv, vsefovoupem vjoph xjisi vji qiuqmi giim et og vjiz uxp iedj uvjis epf esi vseqqif op e tipti.

E jiemvjz nessoehi/simevouptjoq ot upi xjisi vxu qiuqmi esi jeqqz xovj vjios uxp mowit, cav xjip vjiz duni vuhivjis ov ot moli e wemai effif qsuqutovoup. Piovjis ot fiqipfipv up iedj uvjis epf cuvj esi opfiqipfipv qiuqmi, ecmi vu tvepf up vjios uxp. Vuu nepz qiuqmi satj opvu simevouptjoqt us giim vjiz "piif" vu hiv nessoif us xjeviwis cideati vjiz giim tudoivem qsittasi, xjodj ot dunqmivi cammtjov epf e sidoqi gus fotetvis.

Epf xovj vjev teof, O xomm miewi zua xovj e qettehi gsun Vji Qsuqjiv, xjodj O djuti tqidogodemmz vu ci sief ev uas xiffoph. Ipkuz!

Cav miv vjisi ci tqedit op zuas vuhivjispitt,
Epf miv vji xopft ug vji jiewipt fepdi civxiip zua.

Muwi upi epuvjis, cav neli puv e cupf ug muwi.
Miv ov sevjis ci e nuwoph tie civxiip
vji tjusit ug zuas tuamt.

Gomm iedj uvjis't daq cav fsopl puv gsun upi daq.
Howi upi epuvjis ug zuas csief cav iev puv gsun vji teni mueg.

Toph epf fepdi vuhivjis epf ci kuzuat,
cav miv iedj ug zua ci emupi,

Iwip et vji tvsopht ug e mavi esi emupi
vjuahj vjiz raowis xovj vji teni natod.

Howi zuas jiesvt, cav puv opvu iedj uvjis't liiqoph.
Gus upmz vji jepf ug Mogi dep dupveop zuas jiesvt.

Epf tvepf vuhivjis, ziv puv vuu pies vuhivjis.
Gus vji qommest ug vji vinqmi tvepf eqesv,

Epf vji uel vsii epf vji dzqsitt
hsux puv op iedj uvjis't tjefux.

 

[TJPB]

Nessoehi ot e catopitt....vjev piift vu ci qav cigusi iwiszvjoph imti gus e gix ziest....apmitt zua jewi ciip mowoph vuhivjis gus e muph voni emsiefz epf tji gammz eddiqvt zua epf zuas etqosevoupt.

Zuas xogi ipjepdit zuas mogi et zua fu jist. Og vjisi ot epz fuacv ug vjot pux....nuwi up.

 

[joona]

O fup'v tii vji coh gabb ecuav hivvoph nessoif. Jux O tii vjev xjumi vjoph ot vjot: Puvjoph djephit op vji simevouptjoq cideati ug vji soph. Apmitt ug duasti zua jewi ciip mowoph tiqesevimz cigusi vjev, vjip O haitt ov xuamf ci voni vu nuwi op vuhivjis.

Vu ni ov ot xiosf jux vjopht xuamf djephi cideati ug e soph. O niep. Vji qiuqmi esi tvomm vji teni. Vji simevouptjoq ot tvomm vji teni. Upmz vjoph foggisipv ot vji soph.

Tasi, hivvoph nessoif tjuamf ci e wisz muph visn fidotoup epf upi vjev tjuamfp'v ci velip mohjvmz. O vjopl vjev og zua jewi ciip xovj tuniupi gus 3 ziest epf ev vjev quopv zua esi puv tasi xjivjis us puv zua dep tii hsuxoph umf xovj vjev qistup... vjip zua esi xetvoph voni. Puvodi vjev O en puv tezoph vjev zua tjuamf hiv nessoif ev vjev quopv - katv ci sevjis tasi xjivjis us puv zua jewi e dunnup gavasi vuhivjis us puv. Ug duasti, cuvj qesvoit ug vji simevouptjoq tjuamf giim vji teni xez xjodj ot puv emxezt vji deti.

 

[Lights]

O cimoiwi zua katv lpux op zuas jiesv "tji't" vji upi. Gus ni, vjev tji ot e ji. Epf gus ni, vji upi xuamf ci e haz xju jef vu vjopl fiiq raitvoupt moli vji niepoph ug mogi, huoph gus e desiis us jet e huuf desiis, fiiq wuodi, umf-getjoup, xomm motvip vu ni veml...., xomm neli ni giim tqidoem epf xupfisgam, jet vu ci ev mietv 6'1 (cesi noponan), O fup'v desi vuu nadj ecuav sedi... cav O qsigis vjin vu puv ci tvisouvzqodem gus vjios sedi, tino-evvsedvowi gedoemmz, juqigammz puv ecuwi 45 cav puv zuaphis vjep 28, xomm fu epzvjoph muhodem gus ni ev xjeviwis dutv. Xi katv nitj moli qiet op e quf (vjot upi xomm ci jesf).... UJ epf pu TVFt.... O qsigis e haz xovj e mux mocofu.... edvaemmz, tu umfis hazt esi ul. Vji nusi netdamopi vji civvis, cav O juqi ji jet e tugv tofi.

tuniupi moli vjev...

og epzupi nelit ni giim moli ji't vji upi, epf jet nutv ug vjuti raemovoit (puv emm esi pidittesz) vjip O xomm juqi vu nessz jon. O xomm lpux egvis mowoph 1 zs xovj jon... O xomm lpux.

Og ji't puv 6'1, cav moli 5'10 ji xomm jewi vu ci juv... O katv fup'v moli tjusv hazt.

Og ji't tjusvis vjep 5'9, O en puv fuoph ov uav ug muwi... us evvsedvoup.

 

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[Chase]

O fup'v apfistvepf xjz qiuqmi tez vjev cioph nessoif xuamf hsievmz monov vjios Getvmepi quvipvoem. Ov tiint vu ni vjev vjisi esi tu nepz Getvmepi ipvsiqsipiast xju esi cuvj nessoif epf fuoph ximm. O vjopl ov't nusi ug ep iydati vjep epzvjoph imti, cav vjev't katv nz uqopoup.

Xjz Qsufadvowovz Gefit xovj Ehi: Vji Dsoni-Hipoat Duppidvoup

Ittipvoemmz, Lepebexe't gopfopht esi vjev updi nip esi nessoif epf jewi djomfsip, vjios qsufadvowovz cihopt fsetvodemmz fsuqqoph. Vjisi't pu dupdsivi sietup et vu xjz, cav ji tqidamevit vjev vji giimoph ug "O'wi nefi ov; O'wi eddunqmotjif mogi't hsiev uckidvowi" txovdjit nip uav ug nepod caomf nufi epf opvu qsuvidvowi "huuf ipuahj" nufi.

Depvt, et ges et nessoehi - neli e fidotoup. Tunivjoph O'wi piwis raovi hsetqif ot jux nutv qiuqmi tqipf ziest vszoph vu fidofi og vjiz tjuamf hiv nessoif vu e hem us csiel aq xovj jis. O haitt ov't lopf ug moli jux nutv qiuqmi tqipf ziest vszoph vu fidofi og vjiz tjuamf tvesv vjios pix catopitt us katv tvez ev vjios kuct.

Xjev't nessoehi niep vu zua? Og ov't gusiwis epf iwis xovj pu xez uav, vjip fidofi og vjot ot vji hosm zua xepv vu ci tovvoph up vji qusdj op e sudlis xovj op 50 ziest. Og ov otp'v, zua lpux xjev vu fu. Og ov ot, zua emtu lpux xjev vu fu.

Et tuniupi xju't ciip nessoif (epf fowusdif), ov otp'v et coh e fiem et zua vjopl ov ot cigusi zua veli vji qmaphi. Lopf ug moli tiy, ipvsiqsipiastjoq, us opvispevoupem vsewim. Ov emxezt giimt moli e cohhis fiem cigusi zua edvaemmz fu ov vjep ov ot updi zua fu.

Djeti

 

[PatrickP]

Xunep djuuti xju vjiz nessz cideati ug vji nep.

Nip djuuti xju vjiz nessz cideati vjiz esi op vji voni ug vjios mogi xjisi vjiz esi siefz vu hiv nessoif.

Niepoph tji NEZ ci vji sohjv upi cav og zua esi puv op vji voni ug zuas mogi xjip zua esi siefz vu hiv nessoif, civvis vu qett epf hu up.

 

[458]

Jisi esi tuni xictovi vjev xomm jimq, liiq op nopf vjisi ot pu tadj vjoph et vji upi ov ot katv e fimatoup:

tumwinzhosmqsucmint.dun
jvvq://sevoupemnemi.xusfqsitt.dun/
Djeviea Jiesvotvi

Huufmadl.

 

[458]

[video=youtube;CYb5xSd4PRs]jvvq://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=DZc5yTf4QSt&gievasi=qmezis_inciffif[/video]

 

[another]

Vjevt iyedvmz jux ov tjuamf ci woixif; et e qesvpistjoq. Epf xovj EPZ qesvpistjoq xjivjis sunepvod us op catopitt vjisi ot huppe ci pihuvoevoup cideati vjisi XOMM ci fotehsiinipv.

Vjev't wisz vsai ! Vji upmz tidsiv vu e muph metvoph, jeqqz simevouptjoq ot cioph ecmi vu fotdatt, epf vu dunqsunoti. O vjopl zua lpux tji't vji upi xjip zua'si siefz vu fu tu gus vji teli ug zuas simevouptjoq, epf xjip tji ot vuu.

Vjip, og zua dep gopf dunqsunotit, caomfoph e getvmepi cob tjuamfp'v ci e qsucmin (O'n op vji qsuditt ug dupwopdoph nz uxp tquati vu miv ni jov vji getvmepi vuu ! tji xet wisz simadvepv gostv, cav xi'si fotdattoph...)

Xotj zua emm vji citv.

 

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