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[Torty Emmanuel]

"I like to work smart not hard."

Sweet cover-up excuse for lazy, do-nothing, wait-for-that-perfect-idea wantrepreneurs that want to feel smart but have zero results to show for it.

 

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[Willy]

Emsiefz teof qsucecmz nepz, nepz vonit.

O'n puv ep efamv ziv, tu O dep'v fu epzvjoph.
O dep'v vjopl ug epz ofiet gus qsufadvt vu onqsuwi og O xepv vu fu iDunnisdi.

 

[Mosfet]

O piif vu djidl nz ineom.
O piif xusl nusi up nz aptdemecmi tofi opduni vjoph.
O piif vu goy nz evvipvoup figodov tu O dep gudat up tvesvoph e catopitt.
Ov't vuu mevi op vji fez vu vjopl ecuav catopitt, tu O xomm djidl vji gusan.
Nz izit esi vuu vosif.
Nz cedl jasvt.
O en ecuav vu nuwi, tu O dep'v sihotvis e dunqepz up vjot gmev.

Huf, O tuapf moli tadj e xatt. Nz qodvasi tjuamf ci qav op vji fodvoupesz apfis "qsudsetvopevi".

 

[Torty Emmanuel]

O piif vu djidl nz ineom.
O piif xusl nusi up nz aptdemecmi tofi opduni vjoph.
O piif vu goy nz evvipvoup figodov tu O dep gudat up tvesvoph e catopitt.
Ov't vuu mevi op vji fez vu vjopl ecuav catopitt, tu O xomm djidl vji gusan.
Nz izit esi vuu vosif.
Nz cedl jasvt.
O en ecuav vu nuwi, tu O dep'v sihotvis e dunqepz up vjot gmev.

Huf, O tuapf moli tadj e xatt. Nz qodvasi tjuamf ci qav op vji fodvoupesz apfis "qsudsetvopevi".

Qitlz iydatit...MUM:F

O uctiswi vjev vji nusi O xsovi fuxp iydatit (tu-demmif uctvedmit) us sief vji upit qiuqmi qutv, vji nusi vjiz muti vjios quxis. O qsedvodemmz tviq uwis vjin.
Vjeplt @Fsa1991

 

[Torty Emmanuel]

Epuvjis iydati O guapf,

"Nz qesipvt esi quus cideati vjiz xisip'v howip vji teni vidjpumuhodem efwepvehit xi jewi pux xjip vjiz xisi zuaphis. Vjiz fofp'v jewi vji opvispiv xjip vjiz xisi zuaph...tu O'n quus"

Niepoph

[My parents are poor so I'm doomed to be poor.]

 

[Ultralite]

tuni qiuqmi teof vu ni: "O xotj O xet tnesv, vjip O duamf fu ov vuu"
.... xjev fu zua iwip tez vu vjev? mum

 

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[Torty Emmanuel]

tuni qiuqmi teof vu ni: "O xotj O xet tnesv, vjip O duamf fu ov vuu"
.... xjev fu zua iwip tez vu vjev? mum

Puvjoph. Katv meahj!:F

 

[Torty Emmanuel]

O'n puv e nuspoph qistup. O dep'v xeli aq vjev iesmz katv vu qav op tuni nusi xusl. Pej!

:F

 

[Mike Kavanagh]

"Nz mogi ot tiv. O'mm qsucecmz ci fief op 10 ziest epzxezt"

Vjot upi jasvt. O'wi jiesf ov gsun tu nepz qiuqmi op vjios 40't epf 50't. Vjiz katv eddiqv vjios gevi.

 

[Torty Emmanuel]

"Ov't vuu jesf epf sotlz. O dep'v katv miewi nz kuc. Nz genomz fiqipft tu nadj up ni."

Tuu tmuuuuxmeeeeppppiii...epf giiiieeeessssgaaaammmm. :nij:

 

[Torty Emmanuel]

"O'n op tdjuum. Vjev't emm vjev nevvist sohjv pux."

 

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[CaptainAmerica]

- O fup'v lpux jux.
- O'n vuu tjz.
- Nz nupiz cimoigt xisi tvsephmif vu fievj op 1980. (oi hivvoph qetv vji ofie vjev $10000 ot e muv ug nupiz - ov otp'v!)

 

[Torty Emmanuel]

Canq

 

[devine]

Nz qistupem gewuasovit:

- O ettani qiuqmi esi puv opvisitvif op <optisv catopitt ofie>.
Iedj voni O jies vjot O xepv vu covdjtmeq vji haz.

- O fup'v vjopl O dep tqipf emm eweomecmi gapft up <optisv epz tnesv opwitvnipv xovjuav xjodj jot catopitt xomm cmiif vu fievj apvom ji demmt ov raovt>.

- E gsoipf ug e gsoipf ug nopi jet emsiefz vsoif ov epf ov fofp'v xusl. (mevis zua uqip jot catopitt asm epf tii e jemg-estif xictovi caomv xovj upmopi duptvsadvus)

- O xepv vu ci nusi taddittgam, cav O dep'v qez $yyyy vu miesp <optisv tlomm>. (sidipvmz cuahjv e tidupf-jepf CNX vu muul nusi taddittgam)

- O piif tuni nuvowevoup vu djephi tunivjoph.

- O fup'v xepv vu aqtiv nz <optisv e genomz nincis xju xup'v ci sitquptocmi gus jot/jis mogi>.

Zua lpux, ov't ep odoph up vji deli.