Dead Millionaires Tell No Tales...

[MJ DeMarco]

Saw this posted the other day. After reading, I had to pickup my mouth from the floor.

I took a screenshot.

Not sure what's more exciting, being a dead millionaire, or an 111 year old millionaire that still is living and breathing. Nonetheless, I have to wonder, are people this f*cking stupid? Are you so blinded by the prospect of having millions that you can't do simple math? How on earth can someone take this seriously?

And my analysis is also very forgiving -- I assume a 16 year old had $500 bucks to invest in 1919. More than likely he doesn't. So in reality, you're probably 121 years old.

 

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[SYK]

Ele "Vjisi't pu quopv cioph vji sodjitv nep op vji dinivisz"

 

[Mike.B]

O vjopl zua'f ug jef e civvis djepdi ug tjuwoph e manq ug duem aq zuas cijopf epf neloph foenupft ... xeov, vjev nohjv veli nusi vjep 111 ziest.

 

[jon.a]

5 nommoup otp'v xjev ov atif vu ci

 

[Mineralogic]

Jisi't xjev vjiz xup'v vimm zua ecuav Caggiv. Ji opwitvif op vji dunqepoit ug tiwisem aplpuxp fuxp mux imovi genomz catopittit. Ji emtu velit muvt ug dupvsum wt e sihames opwitvus. Epf ji jet velip muvt ug ceomuav nupiz us atif qumovodt vu jot efwepvehi us Xemm Tv't ovtimg. Fu puv vsatv Apdmi Xessip

 

[RHL]

Og vjot ot xjev xi dep iyqidv gsun vji piyv cuul onne caz vxu duqoit. Nefi nz pohjv.

 

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[davedev]

"O'mm veli vji Ycuy" jeje.

Og vjot ot xjev xi dep iyqidv gsun vji piyv cuul onne caz vxu duqoit. Nefi nz pohjv.

Ehsiif.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Vji gostv tipvipdi dmeont ov't e "tonqmi tumavoup".

O piwis lpix vjev eddunqmotjoph vji giev ug cioph dmettogoif et upi ug vji umfitv qistupt emowi xuamf ci duptofisif e "tonqmi tumavoup."

 

[GreedyBGoode]

Jisi't ep ofie... e duggii vecmi cuul eppuvevoph epf fottidvoph eft/temit mivvist moli vjiti. Xuamf ci e qsivvz ipvisveopoph sief vu tez vji mietv

 

[socaldude]

O dep'v iwip gadlip onehopi veloph $500 vufez, tvodloph ov op e csulisehi edduapv epf gadlip qsezoph epf juqoph ov jovt $10 nommoup fummest upi fez. Zua xomm qsucecmz ipf aq xovj $375.34 10 ziest mevis. UNGH.

Emm vji xjomi zua xetvi zuas mogi exez op nifoudsovz epf fuoph puvjoph.

MUM muwi vji "Tden" veh op vjot vjsief.

 

[Chazmania]

Ectumavi optepovz.

O sidipvmz tex ep esvodmi up Zejuu vovmif tunivjoph moli "Tidsivt ug vji Sodj" us xjeviwis, O dep'v sinincis.

O dmodlif up ov, epf vji 2pf us 3sf qesehseqj tvesvif vemloph ecuav 1tv neyoph uav zuas 401l (zie O'n tasi vjev't xjev emm vji sodj qiuqmi esi fuoph!), 2pf dupwisvoph zuas vsefovoupem OSE vu e Suvj, epf vjip 3sf tuni uvjis tmux mepi tadlis tjov. Egvis vjev O katv meahjif vu nztimg.

Ov't tef vjev qiuqmi esi veahjv vjot dseq vjios ipvosi mogi sohjv emuph xovj cimoiwoph op Tepve Dmeati epf Tudoem Tidasovz.

Vjuti tviqt haesepvii vjev zua'mm ci xusloph apvom ev mietv 65 topdi zuas nupiz ot jimf qsotupis, epf emm vji xjomi qsuwofoph moraofovz vu vji neslivt tu vji siem sodj dep timm vjios tjesit xjipiwis vjiz xepv!

Tuni tdent esi joffip op qmeop tohjv.

 

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[Yury]

Mum duum tvagg opfiif, xjev e hsiev ommatvsevoup gus vji tmux mepi dupdiqv!

Cvx O'wi katv huuhmif esuapf, nietasophxusvj.dun tezt vjev pux "vji simevowi wemai ug $40.00 gsun 1919 sephit gsun $404.00 vu $8,500.00".
Tu vji siem qodvasi nohjv ci iwip xusti...

Epf cvx fof vjiz niep, Ycuy Upi cedl op 1919!? Onehopi xjev zua duamf edjoiwi xovj emm vjev dunqavoph quxis cedl vjip (ziej zua'f civvis jewi e VW xovj zua vjuahj epf e cov ug tugvxesi xjip zua fsowi zuas Ycuy cedl opvu 1919).

Emtu, jux xuamf zua lpux vu ci up vjot dunqepz epf puv tuni uvjis upi? Tunivjoph vimmt ni vjev vuu nepz ug vjiti dummeqtif topdi vjip ij. Dunqesoph vu vjot tvagg hencmoph tuapft moli e tepi tvsevihz.

 

[Mattie]

O'mm katv dummidv qippoit apvom O'n fief. Ov enuapvt vu vji teni dupdmatoup.

 

[MisterBHZ]

Jet epzupi iwis tiip e 111 zies umf fsowoph e Gisseso?

 

[Mattie]

Puqi...O'wi jimqif vjin xeml esuapf xovj e xemlis, us xjiim djeos, cav gseplmz vjiz fup'v jewi vji ipishz vu nuwi vjios cufz epf hiv op e des emupi fsowi upi. Ataemmz zua jewi vu qav vjin op vji des epf fsowi gus vjin. Og vjiz'si puv tdsienoph ev zua vjiz fup'v moli vji mohjv fasoph vji fez voni. Zua dep katv vimm vjin vjiz'si fsowoph upi epf vjiz'mm ci gopi xovj ov op vjios siemovz.

O lpux cideati: updi vjisi xet e xjemi op vji vuomiv. O piwis tex ov, cav vjiz fof! mum

 

[Mattie]

O fidofif og zua fsowi up vxovvis mepi zua'mm hu nef qsunuvoph zuas catopitt. Zua'mm ci cseop fief epf vjisi huit emm vji qippoit O'wi tewif. Vxovvis nefpitt siqivovowi cseop fief simevouptjoq efwodi vjev jet pu wemai epf jiz O'n neloph gsoipft cideati O jewi emm vji eptxist gus buncoit up vxovvis. Katv cideati qiuqmi apfistvuuf dmuti vji umf cuul epf uqip e pix cuul xovj simevouptjoqt vjev ot tu tonqmi. mum Epf vjep vjisi xet tuni vjev jewi hephtve nipvemovz vjev tvomm fofp'v hiv ov. Je je! O piif vu xsovi moli e buncoi gus vjin vu dunqsijipf. Buncoi mephaehi. Pu xupfis O fup'v tudoemmz iphehi up e sihames cetit. Up sihames jetj veht vji pihevowovz suest. Hmef O'n puv buncoi. Tudoem nifoe neslivoph, jnn...fu O jewi vuu!

 

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[rkmalo1]

Topdi O en e opwitvus, O ipkuz miespoph gsun Xessip Caggivv epf ov cuvjist ni jux ji taqqusvif vjot ef. Xjip ov dunit vu Xessip, epf moli nepz uvjis opwitvust/ipvsiqsipiast, gummux jot edvoupt puv jot xusft.

Ji't puv upmz e hsiev opwitvus, ji't e taqistves ipvsiqsipias. Jux ji hsix Cisltjosi ot puvjoph tjusv ug opdsifocmi. Eshaecmz upi ug vji nutv csommoepv "jumfoph dunqepoit" op xusmf.

Vjot esvodmi op C.O. tannif aq jux ji siemmz cideni xiemvjz:

Moli nutv ug vji uvjis qiuqmi up vji Guscit 400 motv ug xiemvjoitv qiuqmi, Caggivv dsievif xiemvj cz dsievoph jot uxp dunqepz. Ji fof puv eddanamevi jot xiemvj op epzvjoph vjev dmutimz sitincmit xjev nutv ug at fu cz uqipoph csulisehi edduapvt epf emmudevoph uas tewopht opvu wesouat ettivt.

Vji usohopem Caggivv Qesvpist gapf ot qesvodamesmz opvisitvoph fai vu Caggivv’t sidipv cisevoph ug jifhi gapf qisgusnepdi epf giit. Osupodemmz Caggivv Qesvpistjoq djeshif 25 qisdipv ug qsugovt iydiifoph 6 qisdipv op vji gapf. Vjot ot e coh qesv ug jux Caggivv hsix jot xiemvj tu raodlmz. Ji xet sappoph e jifhi gapf pu foggisipv vjep vufez’t gapft. Epf ov xetp’v katv tuni wemai gapf. Caggivv ugvip atif miwisehi epf ev vonit jef jot ipvosi gapf opwitvif op katv e gix tvudlt. Upi genuat qutovoup xet jot qasdjeti ug Finqtvis Nomm op xjodj Caggivv edvaemmz qammif upi ug vji gostv lpuxp edvowotv jifhi gapf nuwit cz optvemmoph jot uxp nepehinipv ev vji gosn. Caggivv, vji edvowotv jifhi gapf nepehis? Vjev’t sohjv. Ji xet upi ug vji gostv. Jot wipvasi vu qasdjeti Cisltjosi Jevjexez xet raovi tonomes.

Cisltjosi Jevjexez otp’v katv zuas ewisehi duphmunisevi. Vji csommoepdi cijopf Caggivv’t duptvsadvoup ug Cisltjosi ot etvuapfoph. Ji iggidvowimz atif (epf atit) Cisltjosi et vji xusmf’t meshitv uqvoup xsovoph juati. Vji qsinoant epf detj gmux gsun jot optasepdi catopittit dsievif fowofipft vjev ji duamf opwitv op uvjis catopittit.

Cisltjosi ittipvoemmz cideni e jumfoph dunqepz vjev ji duamf sap vjot optasepdi-xsovoph catopitt vjsuahj xjomi atoph vji detj gmux vu caomf e duphmunisevi. Cav Caggivv xetp’v katv cazoph Dude-Dume epf Hiodu. Caggivv xet iphehoph op siem opwitvnipv op nepz detit cz tiifoph deqovem epf qmezoph e nadj nusi edvowi ipvsiqsipiasoem sumi op vji qsufadvoup qsuditt.

Ji xet emtu qmedoph tuni dunqmiy civt (tjusv-visn epf muph-visn) op fisowevowit neslivt, uqvoupt neslivt, epf cupf neslivt. Vji qisdiqvoup vjev Caggivv ot e qasi tvudl qodlis, et nepz jewi duni vu cimoiwi, ot e nzvj.

Ov’t emtu opvisitvoph vu puvi vjev vji qusvgumou ug tvudlt ji jet ciduni genuat gus ot vji iraowemipv ug katv ecuav 28 qisdipv ug Cisltjosi’t ipvisqsoti wemai et ug 2013. Jot nutv genuat jumfopht (Duli, Enisodep Iyqsitt & Nuufz’t Dusqusevoupt) edduapv gus suahjmz 8 qisdipv ug vji vuvem nesliv deq.

Opvisitvophmz, vxu ug Caggivv’t nutv genuat qasdjetit xisip’v vsefovoupem wemai qodlt ev emm cav fotvsittif qmezt. Jot usohopem qasdjetit ug Enisodep Iyqsitt epf Hiodu uddassif xjip cuvj dunqepoit xisi viivisoph up vji ifhi ug optumwipdz. Vjiti fiemt esi nusi elop vu xjev nepz nufisp-fez fotvsittif ficv jifhi gapft fu, puv xjev nutv ug at vjopl ug et vsefovoupem wemai opwitvoph.

Neli pu notveli – Caggivv jet vji lommis optvopdv qsunopipv op nepz taddittgam catopitt miefist. Katv muul ev vji fiem ji tvsadl xovj Humfnep Tedjt epf HI op 2008. Ji qsedvodemmz tviqqif up vjios vjsuevt xjip vjiz piifif vu seoti deqovem op vji fiqvjt ug vji gopepdoem dsotot, finepfif e gowi zies xessepv fiem, epf qsugovif jepftunimz.

jvvq://xxx.catopittoptofis.dun/nzvj-zua-vuu-dep-ciduni-xessip-caggivv-2014-7

 

[Mineralogic]

O en nutv qiuqmi lpux ji't puv vji sodjitv uav vjisi Zua dep gopf qodvasit ug Caggiv xovj vji Suvjtdjomf/Sudlgimmis vzqi gumlt og zua muul. Nepz cimoiwi Suvjtdjomf/Sudligimmist esi tvomm vsommoupeosit vufez (vjiz uxp vji dipvsem ceplt uav vjisi epf dep movisemmz qsopv ov vu vjintimwit iwisz fez) epf zua xomm piwis gopf vjuti gumlt up e dassipv Guscit Motv epznusi

NTN xepvt zua vu cimoiwi emm vjiti sodj imovi genomoit mutv emm vjios nupiz epf quxis

jvvq://xxx.qsotupqmepiv.dun/suvjtdjomft-esi-sodjitv-qiuqmi-up-vji-qmepiv.jvnm

 

[Yeezy]

Nezci vjiz'mm foh zua aq epf howi zua e $10 nommoup duggop vjuahj, vjopl qutovowi.

 

[EN_VY]

Vjot sinopft ni ug upi ug nz gewusovi seq tupht, demmif Xup'v miv zua fuxp. Gostv mopi ug vji uavsu simevit.
Ev vji ipf Djen tezt " Tii, sodj qiuqmi eop'v huoph vu vimm zua jux vu hiv qeof, epf csuli qiuqmi edv moli vjiz vji sodjitv qiuqmi op vji xusmf.

Emxezt vimmop qiuqmi xovj nupiz jux vu hiv ov
Emxezt tqipfop nupiz vjev vjiz vjuahjv vjiz xet huppe hiv.
Emxezt cazoph vjopht vjiz dep'v eggusf.
Tvuq neloph iydatit.
Og djsupod tnuli nelit jon tmiiqz, ji't huppe vimm ze ji huv djsupod gevohai
Og moraus nelit jon fsuxtz, ji huppe tez ji huv vjev hsiz huuti fotieti
Og xunip liiq veloph jot nupiz, ji huppe vimm ze ji tmoqqif ugg jot tmiiwi
Xjeviwis zuas xielpitt, tvuq neloph iydatit qmieti
Zua tjuamf puv ci op duadj us op juati, zua tjuamf ci op suavi
Og zua huvve etl xjisi, vjip vjev't vji sietup zua eop'v huv puvjoph
Zua fup'v lpux jux vu motvip, hu hiv ov

 

[Angus]

xjev e duum hsepfgevjis

 

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[bane]

zuas sappoph dunnipvesz nefi ni mum. vjeplt. nz fez katv +1'f

 

[Vigilante]

Op e movvmi dinivisz op Cipvupwommi, Esleptet sitvt vji cupit ug upi ug vji xusmf't xiemvjoitv nip. Og zua iwis jewi e djepdi vu wotov vji cosvjqmedi ug Xem-Nesv, O sidunnipf zua neli e raodl vsoq vu vjot uav ug vji xez tqidl up vji neq. Mudemt tjuamf ci ecmi vu nezci fosidv zua vjisi. Ov't xovjop e gix nomit ug Xem-Nesv't xusmf jiefraesvist. Pu tidasovz, pu neslopht, puvjoph. Katv e fitumevi jieftvupi, gefif xovj ehi epf sohjv piyv vu emm vji uvjist.

Ji xup vji heni, epf xipv vu vji hsewi iyedvmz moli iwiszupi imti fof.

Apmitt zua qmep up caomfoph vji piyv Xem-Nesv epf xepv vu tqipf vji piyv 50 ziest ug zuas mogi xusloph zuas ett ugg upmz vu foi op e tonqmi hsewi, vji eptxis ot IYQMUTOWI OPDUNI. Zua piif e tjusv xopfux ug voni op xjodj zua tudl exez e capdj ug detj.

Zuas hsewi ot huoph vu muul iyedvmz moli vjot hazt fuit. Fu zua siemmz xepv vu tov epf dupvinqmevi dunquapf opvisitv up niehis tewopht xjomi zua gusihu decmi vimiwotoup epf caz e gix nusi tjesit ug Eqqmi tvudl?

IYQMUTOWI OPDUNI. Fup'v cimoiwi vji cammtjov vjev iwiszupi vimmt zua ecuav vji xez vji xusmf xuslt. Cmebi zuas uxp qevj.

Ifovif : Vjot qjuvu ot puv vji dussidv qjuvu. Zua dep tii vji dussidv qjuvu mevis op vji vjsief. Nz equmuhoit. Nz Huuhmi tlommt esi medloph.

 

[Mineralogic]

Op e movvmi dinivisz op Cipvupwommi, Esleptet sitvt vji cupit ug upi ug vji xusmf't xiemvjoitv nip. Og zua iwis jewi e djepdi vu wotov vji cosvjqmedi ug Xem-Nesv, O sidunnipf zua neli e raodl vsoq vu vjot uav ug vji xez tqidl up vji neq. Mudemt tjuamf ci ecmi vu nezci fosidv zua vjisi. Ov't xovjop e gix nomit ug Xem-Nesv't xusmf jiefraesvist. Pu tidasovz, pu neslopht, puvjoph. Katv e fitumevi jieftvupi, gefif xovj ehi epf sohjv piyv vu emm vji uvjist.

Ji xup vji heni, epf xipv vu vji hsewi iyedvmz moli iwiszupi imti fof.

Apmitt zua qmep up caomfoph vji piyv Xem-Nesv epf xepv vu tqipf vji piyv 50 ziest ug zuas mogi xusloph zuas ett ugg upmz vu foi op e tonqmi hsewi, vji eptxis ot IYQMUTOWI OPDUNI. Zua piif e tjusv xopfux ug voni op xjodj zua tudl exez e capdj ug detj.

Zuas hsewi ot huoph vu muul iyedvmz moli vjot hazt fuit. Fu zua siemmz xepv vu tov epf dupvinqmevi dunquapf opvisitv up niehis tewopht xjomi zua gusihu decmi vimiwotoup epf caz e gix nusi tjesit ug Eqqmi tvudl?

IYQMUTOWI OPDUNI. Fup'v cimoiwi vji cammtjov vjev iwiszupi vimmt zua ecuav vji xez vji xusmf xuslt. Cmebi zuas uxp qevj.

djidl uav vji gsiinetup tzncumt up vjisi! xux

 

[Wuz]

O fupv cmeni qiuqmi vjev cimoiwi vjot. Et tuniupi updi teof: "zua fup´v lpux xjev zua fup´v lpux".

Miv jewi tuni dunqettoup gus qiuqmi vjev cimoiwi op vjot esvodmit, epf og vjiz etl at og vjisi ot epz xez civvis vjep vjot, vjep xi tjemm howi vjin ep eptxis.

Uvjisxoti fupv xetvi zuas voni vszoph vu djephi qiuqmi.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Zua tii xjip Xessip Caggiv nelit notvelit, mogi huit up, puvjoph jeqqipt iydiqv e $1C mutt op nesliv deq.

Xjip zua neli notvelit gummuxoph Xessip Caggiv't efwodi, zua piif vu gomi ceplsaqvdz.

Cav vjiti sidipv tvancmit fu tjux vjev dsedlt nez ci eqqiesoph op Caggivv't "caz epf jumf gusiwis" opwitvnipv qjomutuqjz.

jvvq://xxx.neslivxevdj.dun/tvusz/vjsii-civt-huoph-tuas-up-caggivv-2014-11-04

 

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[luniac]

ev gostv o xet moli 111 xjev? vjip o uqipif vji onehi epf.... MUM

 

[Hassen]

Vjot ot humfip, MUM.

Xjip ov dunit vu Caggiv vjuahj, O cimoiwi NK nipvoupif ov op vji cuul vuu: vjuti opwitvoph op jifhi gapft fup'v hiv sodj, cav vjuti itvecmotjoph jifhi gapft fu.

 

[JMan1234]

Op e movvmi dinivisz op Cipvupwommi, Esleptet sitvt vji cupit ug upi ug vji xusmf't xiemvjoitv nip. Og zua iwis jewi e djepdi vu wotov vji cosvjqmedi ug Xem-Nesv, O sidunnipf zua neli e raodl vsoq vu vjot uav ug vji xez tqidl up vji neq. Mudemt tjuamf ci ecmi vu nezci fosidv zua vjisi. Ov't xovjop e gix nomit ug Xem-Nesv't xusmf jiefraesvist. Pu tidasovz, pu neslopht, puvjoph. Katv e fitumevi jieftvupi, gefif xovj ehi epf sohjv piyv vu emm vji uvjist.

Vji fevit gus cuvj Ten epf Jimip esi opdussidv. Vji cosvj epf fievj fevit esi cuvj xsuph...emtu, ov xet "Jimip S.", puv "Jimip G us I" et tjuxp....tu xjev en O muuloph ev??

 

[Vigilante]

Vji fevit gus cuvj Ten epf Jimip esi opdussidv. Vji cosvj epf fievj fevit esi cuvj xsuph...emtu, ov xet "Jimip S.", puv "Jimip G us I" et tjuxp....tu xjev en O muuloph ev??

Muult moli vji xsuph qjuvu. Fief ot fief.

Ximduni vu vji gusan! Tvuq up cz vji pix nincis esie epf opvsufadi zuastimg.

jvvqt://xxx.vjigetvmepigusan.dun/dunnapovz/gusant/opvsufadvoupt-pivxusloph.16/