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Never tried the break in before....sounds like a good one though, especially on a car guy. lol.

I see no one ran any risqué adwords for TFTM today. LOL I guess it's a known fact that MJ's "little orange car" as some call it, is much faster than your grocery getter. There's no getting away.


The break-in: Borrow the keys to your victim's car. Next, put some clear glass bottles in a plastic bag and carefully break the glass. Open your victim's car, roll down the driver's side window all the way and place a few of the larger pieces of broken glass on the seat, along with a brick. Set up a camcorder to forever capture your victim's reaction.:smilielol:

Tug o' war: Perfect for dorms where the hallway doors open inward. At about 7 a.m. one Saturday morning, tie one end of a rope to a doorknob, tie the other end to the doorknob directly across the hall, leaving about two inches of slack. Knock loudly on both doors. Sit back and watch the residents of the two rooms try to open their doors.

So juvenile, so funny: On your co-worker's desk, leave the written message: "Harry Lyon called. He says it's urgent. Call him immediately." Include the phone number of an out-of-state zoo.
 
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Des Qsepl- hsiev gus des pav- qepdeli tzsaq apfis vji des xovj tvsien xusloph ovt xez exez gsun vji des, muult moli nekus uom fanq.
 
nnn. O moli vjev tzsaq ofie Lasv! mum

Iydimmipv qsidastus vu nz toh qsepl....qettif fuxp up nz gotjoph fezt gsun cuzjuuf, gsun vji huuf umf cuzt ug Neopi.

Nz tohpevasi qsepl ot vji huuf umi' boq voi up vji fsowi tjegv. Uwis vji ziest O jewi qisgidvif vji qsudifasi, et vjisi dep ci nepz wesoecmit vu vji "des gemmoph eqesv" puotit vjev duni gsun vjot.

Vji cohhitv gedvust esi vji miphvj epf xjev vzqi ug boq voit atif (ug duasti qmedinipv). Nutv qiuqmi jewi piwis tiip nivem boq voit cigusi! Iydiqv gus emm vji nidjepodt op nz esie.

MUM Minni vimm ze, e duaqmi ug vjuti cecoit aq dmuti vu vji fsowist dunqesvnipv esi eneboph! Vji getvis vjiz hu, vji nusi vjiz tnedl vji jimm uavve vji gmuus cuesft, nivem up nivem xuslt xupfist. Epf og zua'si op vji des et vjot ot jeqqipoph, zua dep qmez ov aq iwip nusi!

DW kuopvt xusl xupfist et ximm. O'wi jef e muv ug gsoipft vjev piif dw kuopv xusl! jeje


O'n huppe ci raoiv pux cigusi O hiv ceppif gsun vji piyv C&Q. mum
 
O emxezt vjuahjv ep exituni qsepl xuamf ci og vji Qsitofipv us e nincis ug Duphsitt fidofif (et ep Eqsom Guumt Fez kuli) vu opvsufadi mihotmevoup demmoph gus emm qumovodoept vu ci juulif aq vu moi fividvust fasoph vjios ficevit :)

Xuamf ci jomesouat vu tii vji aqsues vjev xuamf gummux!
 
Gomm zuas caffz't daci ev xusl xovj qoph quph cemmt, emm vji xez vu vji vuq. :)

- Jelskel


E nadj djieqis xez vu hiv vji teni iggidv ot vu ati qedloph qiepavt. ;) (emvjuahj vji gedv vjev vji quph cemmt SUMM xjip vjiz gemm uav ug vji dacodmi ot figopovimz xusvj tuni duptofisevoup) mum.
 
E duum upi fupi up VW jisi ot vu xseq iwiszvjoph op e dummiehai't dacodmi op emanopoan guom, opdmafoph vji xemmt, qjupi, djeos, qipdomt, ivd. Muult gsielz!
 
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"You are the average of the five people you surround yourself with."
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