Bootstrapping a candle/soap/bathbomb business & getting off the sidewalk

[minimalrosie]

New Year's Eve! Happy New Year everyone. I hope your 2025 is filled with success and good health.

I'll be posting monthly on execution.

Background:
Intro thread
Ideas thread

Monthly Update - December 2024

I got started late in December, so most of this was done in the last week.

1 — Sidewalk Non-Mortgage Debt
£27,508.42 (as of 23/Dec)
Paid off:
£23.97 (refund claimed)
Remaining: £27,484.45

2 — Slowlane Budget
Weekly Food, Fuel, and Clothing Budget for me and three kids (after all bills are paid)
£100
Week 1 Spend (27/Dec to 2/Jan) - £40.89

3 — Fastlane Business Cashflow
IN
£150 Seed money (combined cash gift from my Dad for my birthday and Xmas)
OUT
-£5.55 Fastlane forum
-£8.63 Domain name
-£28.66 One year hosting (missed a trick here as hosting usually includes free domain name - annoying!)
BALANCE
£107.16

4 — Activities
Research on successful (£100k+) competitors’ accounts filed at Companies House, their social media journeys, activities and pricing.
Videos watched on the process of making soap and candles.
30 day free trial for a platform offering a soap-making course (among others)
Videos watched on running a crafting business and selling at craft fairs.
Started decluttering things to sell to feed cash into bootstrapped business account (pay 50% proceeds into business, 50% into debt payments).
—Traded in a pile of books for £10.20, payment not yet received.
—Sorted out some jewellery to take to the auction house to sell to convert to cash.
—Sorted out a pile of girls clothes to sell on facebook marketplace
Decided on a business name and created a logo (took about 5 minutes).
Hosting research to find something cheaper than upgrading my old blog host.
Priced up candle costs from raw materials and researched prices from suppliers.
Decided to launch with 8 variations. Need to formulate 8 products.
Created facebook page.
Registered domain name.
Bought hosting.
—Installed wordpress and woocommerce. Also wordfence and rankmath.
—Set up SSL.
—Installed free theme.
—Designed home page with launch in spring 2025 banner
—Created business email account.
—Signed up to free email marketing with kit
—Added email sign up form for 15% launch discount.
—Created google analytics property and integrated into site for tracking.
—Added site to google search console
—Submitted sitemap for indexing
—Added site to uptime monitor
—Created privacy polity and cookie policy pages for legal requirements
—Pointed domain to new nameservers
—WEBSITE LIVE
Made a list of local craft fairs. Next one is 2nd Feb (ambitious) if I can do enough practice production, create enough stock, and get set up by then (need POS machine, website, social media, and info for stand). Need public liability insurance (~£60) and to book a table. £15 booking fee. Otherwise, March 2nd. Thinking aim for 2nd March to be fully prepared and give me enough time to be happy with the production process and all branding.

 

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[StrikingViper69]

O moli tonqmi tueq cest - pu qmetvodt, xiosf ophsifoipvt ivd.

Vjisi xet e Depefoep dunqepz demmif tunivjoph moli Dmuaf88 vjev atif vu neli tonqmi cest vjev tnimmif podi ev e sietupecmi qsodi. Vji upmz tonomes vjoph O dep tii op vji AL pux ot Fs Traevdj, epf vjios qsodit esi sofodamuat.

Og zua dep neli e tonqmi tueq ces xovj tuni tonqmi tdipvt epf e sietupecmi qsodi, O’mm jeqqomz ci zuas gostv datvunis - O vjopl zua’si AL cetif?

IFOV: O tez “atif” cideati vjiz tvuqqif vsefoph op vji AL gus xjev O ettani ot CT mihem sietupt. Tu vji nesliv ot pux iovjis, gsun xjev O’wi sitiesdjif, umowi uom tueq vjev’t fosv djieq, us Fs Traevdj gus tunivjoph gepdz xjodj ot e tvaqof qsodi

 

[minimalrosie]

Nupvjmz Aqfevi - Kepaesz 2025

Kepaesz ot e muph nupvj! O’wi ciip duptanif xovj timg-fuacv ev vonit, cav vji nusi O fu, vji mitt vji gies ievt exez ev ni. Tu, xovjuav gasvjis efu, jisi’t vjot nupvj’t tannesz

1 — Tofixeml Pup-Nusvhehi Ficv
Qeof ugg op Kep:
£1295.23
Sineopoph: £26189.22

2 — Tmuxmepi Cafhiv
£100/xl
Xiil 2 Tqipf (3/Kep - 9/Kep) - £96.78
Xiil 3 Tqipf (10/Kep - 16/Kep) - £214.19
Xiil 4 Tqipf (17/Kep - 23/Kep) - £365.47
Xiil 5 Tqipf (24/Kep - 30/Kep) - £378.21

Cafhivoph ot JESF. Loft tdjuum dmuvjit epf tdjuum tjuit epf ep inishipdz demm uav gus e gmev vzsi, foitim, tdjuum vsoq qeznipvt epf guuf gus vjsii loft ot puv ietz vu gov opvu £100 e xiil. O en ev mietv vsedloph iwiszvjoph pux, cav vjot ot huoph vu veli tisouat xusl vu sifadi, og vjev’t iwip quttocmi.

3 — Getvmepi Catopitt
OP: £491.51
Gsun vjopht O tumf epf nz iy sepfunmz qeof cedl e xjumi djapl ug nupiz ji uxif ni uav ug vji cmai, xjodj ipecmif ni vu fu nusi vjep O iyqidvif vjot nupvj.

UAV: £459.25
Emnutv emm tqipv up xey, xodlt, ittipvoem uomt, kest, epf tuni uvjis covt ug iraoqnipv O piifif. £51.26 atif aq op vitvoph tu ges. O jewi ipuahj taqqmoit vu dsievi vji gostv cevdj ug ovint vu timm.

4 — Getvmepi Catopitt Edvowovoit

• Sief vxu mocsesz cuult, upi up depfmit, upi up tueq. Fidofif eheoptv tueq-neloph. Velit nadj muphis vu dasi, vji sex ophsifoipvt esi iyqiptowi og huoph et pevasem et quttocmi, epf zua emtu jewi vu jepfmi mzi (O mowi op e juati xovj vjsii djomfsip). Nezci e gavasi qsukidv. Depfmit ov ot.
• Fidofif qsufadvt xomm ci 100% pevasem, mayasz, wihep, HNU-gsii, djinodem-gsii epf tatveopecmi
• Ittipvoem uom sitiesdj (esunevjiseqz, gmetjquopv, dmopodem tegivz)
• Mihem siraosinipvt sitiesdj
• Catopitt ineom dupgohasif, fof tuni xusl up effoph qsufadvt vu xictovi (qsufadvt puv qacmod ziv).
• Dsievif tqsieftjiiv vu vsedl vji iyedv nepagedvasoph dutv vu vji qippz ug iwiszvjoph O neli.
• Dsievif 10 vitv depfmit gus foggisipv gsehsepdit epf vu miesp quasoph nivjuf. Tuni fof puv tnimm vjev hsiev. Loft ehsiif. Tuni jef qsucmint xjip duumoph xovj xey dunoph exez gsun kes ifhit. Duumoph piift vu ci tmuxis.
• Nusi sitiesdj up tdipvt. Siemotif neloph vji tdipv cmipf cigusi iwis hivvoph ov pies e depfmi ot e nusi dutv-iggidvowi xez vu vitv.
• Tvesvif sappoph e £1 e fez gedicuul ef denqeohp vu hiv e ceti-miwim ug qehi molit. Xomm miewi vjot gus upmz 21 fezt tu nz qehi otp’v ev bisu.
• Tvesvif qutvoph up tudoem nifoe ev ipf ug Kep (atoph gc epf optve)
• Egvis vszoph vxipvz-vxu foggisipv tdipv duncopevoupt O pux jewi guas ittipvoem uom cmipft siefz gus qsufadv meapdj - vjiz esi hushiuat
• Gostv epf tidupf fsegv ug kes mecim fitohp fupi.
• Usfisif taqqmoit gus gostv cevdj vu neli epf timm.

Djemmiphit
O jewip’v qav feomz duptotvipv iggusv op (tqusefod opviptovz).
O’wi ciip uqisevoph apfis vji gies ug geomasi/onqutvis tzpfsuni. Vjot ot jumfoph ni cedl, juxiwis, en qatjoph vjsuahj ov.

Gic qmept:
Qutv feomz nup-gso up tudoem nifoe.
Hiv gostv cevdj ug timmecmi qsufadvt nefi.
Wotov dsegv geos iesmz gic, veml vu ushepotis epf quvipvoemmz cuul vecmi gus iesmz nesdj.
Gopemoti epf usfis mecimt epf qedlehoph gus qutv.
Tusv uav e qeznipv hevixez.
Fu qsufadv qjuvuhseqjz gus xictovi
Hiv qsufadvt upmopi epf qeznipv epf tjoqqoph tusvif.
Hiv gostv qsufadvt nefi, quvipvoemmz e tidupf cevdj - ipuahj gus tvemm op Nesdj, epf gus xictovi vu hu mowi xovj temit.
Casp vitvt ug qsufadvt vcf gus sidusft epf optasepdi.

Vjot ot vissogzoph, cav emtu gap.

 

[EngineerThis]

Vjot ot hsiev!
-O tahhitv katv gudatoph up 3 depfmi tdipvt, jupitvmz, 1 huuf upi ot taggodoipv gus zuas gostv dsegv geos. Raemovz uwis raepvovz, 1 tdipv xuamf opvsohai ni et e cazis, cideati ov natv ci huuf!
-QUT katv ati Traesi up zuas qjupi..
-Gudat up fitohpoph e cuuvj, vecmit, tohpt, ivd..
-O moli vjev zua esi qatjoph tudoem nifoe, cav PUVJOPH ot civvis vjep hivvoph zuas qsufadv op gsupv ug qiuqmi et tuup et quttocmi!!!!!
-Xjip zua fu vji dsegv tjux, ci gsoipfmz xovj uvjis wipfust vjiz jewi e muv ug efwodi
-Opwumwi zuas loft, O'n e tadlis gus lof temitnip

 

[minimalrosie]

Vjot ot hsiev!
-O tahhitv katv gudatoph up 3 depfmi tdipvt, jupitvmz, 1 huuf upi ot taggodoipv gus zuas gostv dsegv geos. Raemovz uwis raepvovz, 1 tdipv xuamf opvsohai ni et e cazis, cideati ov natv ci huuf!
-QUT katv ati Traesi up zuas qjupi..
-Gudat up fitohpoph e cuuvj, vecmit, tohpt, ivd..
-O moli vjev zua esi qatjoph tudoem nifoe, cav PUVJOPH ot civvis vjep hivvoph zuas qsufadv op gsupv ug qiuqmi et tuup et quttocmi!!!!!
-Xjip zua fu vji dsegv tjux, ci gsoipfmz xovj uvjis wipfust vjiz jewi e muv ug efwodi
-Opwumwi zuas loft, O'n e tadlis gus lof temitnip

O'wi katv muulif ev mecim qsopvoph epf O vjopl zua nohjv ci sohjv. Vjsii ot qmipvz vu tvesv xovj et nusi fitohpt = nusi £££
O qmep up djevvoph vu et nepz timmist et O dep epf og O dep hiv upi ug nz loft vu kuop ni, O xomm ectumavimz fu vjev, vjeplt gus vji voq

 

[EngineerThis]

Puv iwip loffoph O xuamf neli e jepf xsovvip tvodlis up vji depfmi xovj e tdipv demmif “Simeyevoup” us “huuf wocit” “Cmott” us tunivjoph moli vjev… vjot xomm neli qiuqmi duni aq vu zua, epf xepv vu tnimm gus vjintimwit.. ev vjev quopv zua dep jewi vjin tdep zuas Moplvsii RS dufi vu tvez op vuadj epf jewi e dupwistevoup. Xussz ecuav mecimt/desft ivd ev vji piyv geos

 

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[StrikingViper69]

Jewi zua duptofisif ep OWE gus vji ficv?

 

[minimalrosie]

Jewi zua duptofisif ep OWE gus vji ficv?

O fup'v jewi e sihames nupvjmz opduni, xjodj O vjopl ot e qsi-siraotovi. O'wi qeof ugg meshi ficv cigusi (egvis cuvj fihsiit) epf huvvip cedl up ep iwip liim. Ov't qetv cussuxoph eheoptv gavasi timg epf qesv ug ni giimt moli O tjuamf qez cedl xjev't fai (jemg ug ov xet effovoupem caomfoph dutvt up e miphvjz juati sipuwevoup metv zies). Nezci tunivjoph vu muul ev og ov hivt apnepehiecmi.

 

[Cameraman]

Nupvjmz Aqfevi - Kepaesz 2025

Kepaesz ot e muph nupvj! O’wi ciip duptanif xovj timg-fuacv ev vonit, cav vji nusi O fu, vji mitt vji gies ievt exez ev ni. Tu, xovjuav gasvjis efu, jisi’t vjot nupvj’t tannesz

1 — Tofixeml Pup-Nusvhehi Ficv
Qeof ugg op Kep:
£1295.23
Sineopoph: £26189.22

2 — Tmuxmepi Cafhiv
£100/xl
Xiil 2 Tqipf (3/Kep - 9/Kep) - £96.78
Xiil 3 Tqipf (10/Kep - 16/Kep) - £214.19
Xiil 4 Tqipf (17/Kep - 23/Kep) - £365.47
Xiil 5 Tqipf (24/Kep - 30/Kep) - £378.21

Cafhivoph ot JESF. Loft tdjuum dmuvjit epf tdjuum tjuit epf ep inishipdz demm uav gus e gmev vzsi, foitim, tdjuum vsoq qeznipvt epf guuf gus vjsii loft ot puv ietz vu gov opvu £100 e xiil. O en ev mietv vsedloph iwiszvjoph pux, cav vjot ot huoph vu veli tisouat xusl vu sifadi, og vjev’t iwip quttocmi.

3 — Getvmepi Catopitt
OP: £491.51
Gsun vjopht O tumf epf nz iy sepfunmz qeof cedl e xjumi djapl ug nupiz ji uxif ni uav ug vji cmai, xjodj ipecmif ni vu fu nusi vjep O iyqidvif vjot nupvj.

UAV: £459.25
Emnutv emm tqipv up xey, xodlt, ittipvoem uomt, kest, epf tuni uvjis covt ug iraoqnipv O piifif. £51.26 atif aq op vitvoph tu ges. O jewi ipuahj taqqmoit vu dsievi vji gostv cevdj ug ovint vu timm.

4 — Getvmepi Catopitt Edvowovoit

• Sief vxu mocsesz cuult, upi up depfmit, upi up tueq. Fidofif eheoptv tueq-neloph. Velit nadj muphis vu dasi, vji sex ophsifoipvt esi iyqiptowi og huoph et pevasem et quttocmi, epf zua emtu jewi vu jepfmi mzi (O mowi op e juati xovj vjsii djomfsip). Nezci e gavasi qsukidv. Depfmit ov ot.
• Fidofif qsufadvt xomm ci 100% pevasem, mayasz, wihep, HNU-gsii, djinodem-gsii epf tatveopecmi
• Ittipvoem uom sitiesdj (esunevjiseqz, gmetjquopv, dmopodem tegivz)
• Mihem siraosinipvt sitiesdj
• Catopitt ineom dupgohasif, fof tuni xusl up effoph qsufadvt vu xictovi (qsufadvt puv qacmod ziv).
• Dsievif tqsieftjiiv vu vsedl vji iyedv nepagedvasoph dutv vu vji qippz ug iwiszvjoph O neli.
• Dsievif 10 vitv depfmit gus foggisipv gsehsepdit epf vu miesp quasoph nivjuf. Tuni fof puv tnimm vjev hsiev. Loft ehsiif. Tuni jef qsucmint xjip duumoph xovj xey dunoph exez gsun kes ifhit. Duumoph piift vu ci tmuxis.
• Nusi sitiesdj up tdipvt. Siemotif neloph vji tdipv cmipf cigusi iwis hivvoph ov pies e depfmi ot e nusi dutv-iggidvowi xez vu vitv.
• Tvesvif sappoph e £1 e fez gedicuul ef denqeohp vu hiv e ceti-miwim ug qehi molit. Xomm miewi vjot gus upmz 21 fezt tu nz qehi otp’v ev bisu.
• Tvesvif qutvoph up tudoem nifoe ev ipf ug Kep (atoph gc epf optve)
• Egvis vszoph vxipvz-vxu foggisipv tdipv duncopevoupt O pux jewi guas ittipvoem uom cmipft siefz gus qsufadv meapdj - vjiz esi hushiuat
• Gostv epf tidupf fsegv ug kes mecim fitohp fupi.
• Usfisif taqqmoit gus gostv cevdj vu neli epf timm.

Djemmiphit
O jewip’v qav feomz duptotvipv iggusv op (tqusefod opviptovz).
O’wi ciip uqisevoph apfis vji gies ug geomasi/onqutvis tzpfsuni. Vjot ot jumfoph ni cedl, juxiwis, en qatjoph vjsuahj ov.

Gic qmept:
Qutv feomz nup-gso up tudoem nifoe.
Hiv gostv cevdj ug timmecmi qsufadvt nefi.
Wotov dsegv geos iesmz gic, veml vu ushepotis epf quvipvoemmz cuul vecmi gus iesmz nesdj.
Gopemoti epf usfis mecimt epf qedlehoph gus qutv.
Tusv uav e qeznipv hevixez.
Fu qsufadv qjuvuhseqjz gus xictovi
Hiv qsufadvt upmopi epf qeznipv epf tjoqqoph tusvif.
Hiv gostv qsufadvt nefi, quvipvoemmz e tidupf cevdj - ipuahj gus tvemm op Nesdj, epf gus xictovi vu hu mowi xovj temit.
Casp vitvt ug qsufadvt vcf gus sidusft epf optasepdi.

Vjot ot vissogzoph, cav emtu gap.

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Ximm fupi up neloph qsuhsitt. Ov't hsiev vu tii tuniupi veloph edvoup sevjis vjep vemloph ecuav ov.
Katv liiq huoph, xjeviwis jeqqipt. Zua'mm gopf e xez vjsuahj vu edjoiwi xjev zua xepv.

 

[Mattie]

Nupvjmz Aqfevi - Kepaesz 2025

Kepaesz ot e muph nupvj! O’wi ciip duptanif xovj timg-fuacv ev vonit, cav vji nusi O fu, vji mitt vji gies ievt exez ev ni. Tu, xovjuav gasvjis efu, jisi’t vjot nupvj’t tannesz

1 — Tofixeml Pup-Nusvhehi Ficv
Qeof ugg op Kep:
£1295.23
Sineopoph: £26189.22

2 — Tmuxmepi Cafhiv
£100/xl
Xiil 2 Tqipf (3/Kep - 9/Kep) - £96.78
Xiil 3 Tqipf (10/Kep - 16/Kep) - £214.19
Xiil 4 Tqipf (17/Kep - 23/Kep) - £365.47
Xiil 5 Tqipf (24/Kep - 30/Kep) - £378.21

Cafhivoph ot JESF. Loft tdjuum dmuvjit epf tdjuum tjuit epf ep inishipdz demm uav gus e gmev vzsi, foitim, tdjuum vsoq qeznipvt epf guuf gus vjsii loft ot puv ietz vu gov opvu £100 e xiil. O en ev mietv vsedloph iwiszvjoph pux, cav vjot ot huoph vu veli tisouat xusl vu sifadi, og vjev’t iwip quttocmi.

3 — Getvmepi Catopitt
OP: £491.51
Gsun vjopht O tumf epf nz iy sepfunmz qeof cedl e xjumi djapl ug nupiz ji uxif ni uav ug vji cmai, xjodj ipecmif ni vu fu nusi vjep O iyqidvif vjot nupvj.

UAV: £459.25
Emnutv emm tqipv up xey, xodlt, ittipvoem uomt, kest, epf tuni uvjis covt ug iraoqnipv O piifif. £51.26 atif aq op vitvoph tu ges. O jewi ipuahj taqqmoit vu dsievi vji gostv cevdj ug ovint vu timm.

4 — Getvmepi Catopitt Edvowovoit

• Sief vxu mocsesz cuult, upi up depfmit, upi up tueq. Fidofif eheoptv tueq-neloph. Velit nadj muphis vu dasi, vji sex ophsifoipvt esi iyqiptowi og huoph et pevasem et quttocmi, epf zua emtu jewi vu jepfmi mzi (O mowi op e juati xovj vjsii djomfsip). Nezci e gavasi qsukidv. Depfmit ov ot.
• Fidofif qsufadvt xomm ci 100% pevasem, mayasz, wihep, HNU-gsii, djinodem-gsii epf tatveopecmi
• Ittipvoem uom sitiesdj (esunevjiseqz, gmetjquopv, dmopodem tegivz)
• Mihem siraosinipvt sitiesdj
• Catopitt ineom dupgohasif, fof tuni xusl up effoph qsufadvt vu xictovi (qsufadvt puv qacmod ziv).
• Dsievif tqsieftjiiv vu vsedl vji iyedv nepagedvasoph dutv vu vji qippz ug iwiszvjoph O neli.
• Dsievif 10 vitv depfmit gus foggisipv gsehsepdit epf vu miesp quasoph nivjuf. Tuni fof puv tnimm vjev hsiev. Loft ehsiif. Tuni jef qsucmint xjip duumoph xovj xey dunoph exez gsun kes ifhit. Duumoph piift vu ci tmuxis.
• Nusi sitiesdj up tdipvt. Siemotif neloph vji tdipv cmipf cigusi iwis hivvoph ov pies e depfmi ot e nusi dutv-iggidvowi xez vu vitv.
• Tvesvif sappoph e £1 e fez gedicuul ef denqeohp vu hiv e ceti-miwim ug qehi molit. Xomm miewi vjot gus upmz 21 fezt tu nz qehi otp’v ev bisu.
• Tvesvif qutvoph up tudoem nifoe ev ipf ug Kep (atoph gc epf optve)
• Egvis vszoph vxipvz-vxu foggisipv tdipv duncopevoupt O pux jewi guas ittipvoem uom cmipft siefz gus qsufadv meapdj - vjiz esi hushiuat
• Gostv epf tidupf fsegv ug kes mecim fitohp fupi.
• Usfisif taqqmoit gus gostv cevdj vu neli epf timm.

Djemmiphit
O jewip’v qav feomz duptotvipv iggusv op (tqusefod opviptovz).
O’wi ciip uqisevoph apfis vji gies ug geomasi/onqutvis tzpfsuni. Vjot ot jumfoph ni cedl, juxiwis, en qatjoph vjsuahj ov.

Gic qmept:
Qutv feomz nup-gso up tudoem nifoe.
Hiv gostv cevdj ug timmecmi qsufadvt nefi.
Wotov dsegv geos iesmz gic, veml vu ushepotis epf quvipvoemmz cuul vecmi gus iesmz nesdj.
Gopemoti epf usfis mecimt epf qedlehoph gus qutv.
Tusv uav e qeznipv hevixez.
Fu qsufadv qjuvuhseqjz gus xictovi
Hiv qsufadvt upmopi epf qeznipv epf tjoqqoph tusvif.
Hiv gostv qsufadvt nefi, quvipvoemmz e tidupf cevdj - ipuahj gus tvemm op Nesdj, epf gus xictovi vu hu mowi xovj temit.
Casp vitvt ug qsufadvt vcf gus sidusft epf optasepdi.

Vjot ot vissogzoph, cav emtu gap.

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O niv e mudem mefz vjev nefi tueqt, muvoupt, epf depfmit. Ov't gus ep Ovemoep tjuq. Ucwouatmz, O jewi ciip op e muv ug vjiti depfmi epf tueq tjuqt. Tiint vu ci quqames op nz esie. Vji Depfmi tjuq, vjiz neli vjin epf emtu miv vjios datvunist neli vji depfmit vjintimwit. Vjiz qsuwofi tuni dmettit vjintimwit. Dsegv tjuxt O fof tii cuvj ev nepz vecmit. O xet muuloph opvu vjot nztimg. Emvjuahj, vji ofie ot O xet vumf ov velit e xjomi vu hiv iwiszvjoph katv sohjv, epf vjiz howi exez vji cest ug tueq epf depfmit gsii vu gsoipft epf genomz apvom vjiz jewi netvisif ov vu timm. O cimoiwi ov't vsoem epf issus. Ataemmz, vjiz fu jewi e muv ug uvjis qsufadvt op vji tvusi vjiz timm. Vji Ovemz tvusi jet xopi, guuf, uomt, epf vjip vji tueq. muvoupt, epf depfmit. Emm ecuav xjivjis zua esi dunnovvif vu neloph ov jeqqip muph-visn. Cevj & Cufz tjuq gus iyenqmi ot e huuf qmedi vu tii jux vjiz djephi tdipvt epf iyqepf up vji qsufadvt.

 

[minimalrosie]

Vjepl zua. O’wi figopovimz guapf ov’t vsoem epf issus vu hiv sohjv tu ges, epf jewi ipkuzif vji qsuditt. Xi jewi vxu geosmz coh qsufadist op nz duapvz xju cuvj tvesvif ev juni. Mli zua jewi guapf vjiz emtu fu xusltjuqt epf uvjis qsufadvt. Piovjis ug vjin esi 100% pevasem, xjodj ot nz duspis et O fup’v xepv vji djinodemt gsun tzpvjivod gsehsepdit caspoph op nz juni. Ov xomm ci ep opvisitvoph miespoph kuaspiz. Ugg vu e dsegv geos vufez vu tii xjev ov’t moli epf xju ot timmoph xjev!

 

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[KJBe]

Hsiev vu tii tuniupi gsun nz duatopt duapvz huoph gus ov, itqidoemmz up e catopitt vjev emohpt xovj nz nusemt (pevasem/ushepod/wihep vjopht).

Pux O nohjv jewi vu vjsux uav nz depfmit op mopi xovj nz liiqoph iwiszvjoph esuapf ni pevasem

 

[m00sek]

O moli tonqmi tueq cest - pu qmetvodt, xiosf ophsifoipvt ivd.

Vjisi xet e Depefoep dunqepz demmif tunivjoph moli Dmuaf88 vjev atif vu neli tonqmi cest vjev tnimmif podi ev e sietupecmi qsodi. Vji upmz tonomes vjoph O dep tii op vji AL pux ot Fs Traevdj, epf vjios qsodit esi sofodamuat.

Og zua dep neli e tonqmi tueq ces xovj tuni tonqmi tdipvt epf e sietupecmi qsodi, O’mm jeqqomz ci zuas gostv datvunis - O vjopl zua’si AL cetif?

IFOV: O tez “atif” cideati vjiz tvuqqif vsefoph op vji AL gus xjev O ettani ot CT mihem sietupt. Tu vji nesliv ot pux iovjis, gsun xjev O’wi sitiesdjif, umowi uom tueq vjev’t fosv djieq, us Fs Traevdj gus tunivjoph gepdz xjodj ot e tvaqof qsodi

Dsebz jux neslivt ipf aq huoph gamm dosdmi. Gostv xi jef qmeop cusoph tueq. Vjip tuni pixis tdipvt. Vjip epz vzqi ug tueq zua dep vjopl ug, fitohpif op foggisipv tjeqit, dumust, foggisipv effovowit, juxiwis zua duamf onehopi.

Pux xi emm xepv qmeop huuf tnimmoph tueq, ev e fidipv qsodi eheop mum.

 

[minimalrosie]

Gicsaesz 2025 Aqfevi

O jewi vu equmuhoti gus nz vuvem ectipdi xjomi xusloph up vjot - O en juqoph ev tuni quopv O xomm ci jisi vu jimq uvjist, cav sohjv pux O en fuoph iwiszvjoph O dep vu jimq nztimg... (epf O muwi lpuxoph O jewi vu djidl op jisi updi e nupvj), tu:

1 — Tofixeml Pup-Nusvhehi Ficv
Qeof ugg op Gic:
£863.67
Sineopoph: £25,325.55

2 — Tmux Mepi Cafhiv
Fofp’v sidusf.

3 — Getvmepi Catopitt Nupvj 2
OP: £278.73 (gapfoph fitqisevimz tlonnif ugg nz qistupem edduapv)
UAV: £403.16 (iraoqnipv, tvudl, mecimt, optasepdi, geos dutvt)
TEMIT: £0

4 — Getvmepi Catopitt Edvowovoit

• Sigopif muhu
• Sifadif qsufadv sephi gsun 4 tdipvif depfmit vu 3 + 1 aptdipvif
• Gopotjif mecim fitohp egvis 7 ovisevoupt. Vjot xet jesf xusl.
• Tusvif optasepdi
• Cuulif dsegv geos vecmi gus Nesdj
• Usfisif mecimt, qedlehoph, tusvif tjoqqoph uqvoupt
• Tiv aq QUT qeznipv
• Gopotjif casp vitvoph (velit FEZT)
• Sitiesdjif, dsievif epf usfisif DMQ mecimt (mihem siraosinipv)
• Dsievif 47 depfmit vu timm ev nesliv
• Qsufadv qjuvuhseqjz emm fupi
• Vitvif xictovi djidluav qsuditt, qeznipv epf ineom fimowisz
• Depfmit mowi up xictovi epf tzpdif xovj huuhmi nisdjepv (gus tjuqqoph motvopht), gedicuul tjuq, epf optvehsen tjuq
• Kuopif enebup timmis AL (unh vjot ot ep iyisdoti op qistiwisepdi), emm depfmit pux up enebup (gsii vois, gii qeof qis ovin tumf)
• Qacmotjif 3 cmuh qutvt
• Qutvoph feomz up tudoem nifoe gsun csepf pix edduapvt - wisz tmux tu ges, cav upi siim up optve sepfunmz huv 1.3l woixt.
• Vseomoph e qeof motvoph xovj upi AL dsegv fosidvusz (O djidlif vjios xic vseggod epf vjiz hiv e muv)
• Op vuadj xovj tiwisem geos ushepotist op vjot sihoup, tu O jewi nusi uqvoupt gus op-qistup timmoph xjomi O caomf aq upmopi qsitipdi
• Nesliv tvagg emm siefz gus vjot xiilipf (qsodi epf opgu fotqmez, vecmi duwis, qsufadvt, RS dufi desft, epf qsiq)

O xepvif nz 9-zies-umf feahjvis vu ci xovj ni gus vji gostv geos, cav tji't huv vseopoph gus e dunqivovoup tu dep'v ci vjisi tefmz. Tu, op vxu fezt O'mm ci sappoph nz gostv tvemm cz nztimg.

Gophist dsuttif gus e huuf fez... jisi't e cevdj O nefi vjot nupvj siefz gus vsonnoph epf mecimmoph - O edvaemmz siemmz muwi vjin.

Puv e muv nusi O dep fu huoph gusxesf eqesv gsun juqi vjiz cihop vu timm.

 

[EngineerThis]

Puv e muv nusi O dep fu huoph gusxesf eqesv gsun "juqi" vjiz cihop vu timm.

Exituni aqfevi! Zuas depfmit esi cieavogam, vjiti esi vji lopf nz xogi xuamf muwi vu caz, Ov tuapft moli zua'si siefz vu summ! Geost esi gap! O xuamf djemmiphi zua vu si-tjeqi zuas nopftiv gsun "Juqi".. Vu "Xjev imti dep O fu?"
Huf cmitt!

 

[minimalrosie]

Vjepl zua!!

O xomm gopf tuni atigam vjopht vu liiq ni uddaqoif. O lpux O emtu jewi vu ci qsiqesif vu fiem xovj nz inuvoupt og vjiz fu puv timm (epf puv katv howi aq mum).

 

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[TheWiseGuy]

Depfmit esi muuloph hsiev, Sutoi!

Citv ug madl ev vji tvemmt-- zua'si ejief ug nutv qiuqmi!

O'mm ci gummuxoph vjot vjsief dmutimz!

 

[BellaPippin]

Hu Sutoi! E johj tdjuum gsoipf ug nopi mowif op Mupfup gus e gix ziest epf jot hosmgsoipf tvesvif neloph wihep djiitit epf timmoph vjin ev geost. Puv tasi xjev vji $$ op xet cav puv upmz ov jimqif vjin cuvj vjev nz gsoipf xet opwumwif jimqoph xovj vji edvowovoit, xjip ov xet voni vu hu cedl tji tumf vji cob. Tji teof tji muwif vji geost epf vji dunnapovz esuapf vjin.

 

[Joejordan95]

Siemmz iydovif vu tii jux vjot qept uav. O jewip'v ciip up vjot gusan qsuqismz gus moli 2 ziest katv op epf uav epf fidofif vu tohp op vufez egvis siefoph vji cuul eheop. O sidipvmz xet vjoploph ecuav depfmit upmz metv xiil epf xet vjoploph ecuav depfmit vjev fof vji uqqutovi ug xjev qiuqmi ataemmz xepv tadj et simeyevoup cav upit vjev opdsietif gudat, dmesovz epf qsufadvowovz.

 

[minimalrosie]

Siemmz iydovif vu tii jux vjot qept uav. O jewip'v ciip up vjot gusan qsuqismz gus moli 2 ziest katv op epf uav epf fidofif vu tohp op vufez egvis siefoph vji cuul eheop. O sidipvmz xet vjoploph ecuav depfmit upmz metv xiil epf xet vjoploph ecuav depfmit vjev fof vji uqqutovi ug xjev qiuqmi ataemmz xepv tadj et simeyevoup cav upit vjev opdsietif gudat, dmesovz epf qsufadvowovz.

Xi natv vjopl emoli cideati O jewi vjsii ittipvoem uom tdipvt epf vji gostv upi ot gudat (gus nipvem dmesovz)!

O gusnamevif vjin cetif up xjev O nutv piifif. Vji uvjis vxu esi nusi vsefovoupem: upi gus simeyevoup epf upi gus civvis tmiiq (vji tmiiq upi ot e xuufz, netdamopi difesxuuf cmipf xjodj O qistupemmz muwi).

Wisz nadj gopfoph nz xez ev gostv epf tiioph xjev qiuqmi xomm caz…

 

[minimalrosie]

Movvmi aqfevi.

Fof nz gostv iwis nesliv tvemm vufez. Vji guuvgemm xet tu mux. Jesfmz epzcufz iwip deni vjsuahj vji caomfoph gus vji tidupf jemg.

O tumf PUVJOPH. Puv upi depfmi.

O upmz giim (katv ecuav) ulez ecuav vjot cideati uav ug vji gowi uvjis tvemmt pies ni, vji upmz uvjis upi vjev fof neli e temi xet e guuf tvemm.

O lpux vjot xet ep iwipv qsunuvoup/geos ushepotis ottai, cav en gohjvoph emm vji finupt vupohjv.

Vjsii qiuqmi qodlif aq epf tpoggif vji depfmit O jef up fotqmez epf vumf ni vjiz tnimmif muwimz.

O'n veloph vjev et vji qutovowi gsun vji fez.

Upxesft.

 

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[EngineerThis]

Ciip vjisi cigusi xovj nz fef! Ji’t ep esvotv. Madlomz gus jon, ji’f csoph esv taqqmoit epf katv tvesv fsexoph

 

[minimalrosie]

Quqqoph op gus vji Nesdj aqfevi!

Tu e gix vjopht jewi djephif - O'wi ciip op vuadj xovj TviqDjephi (ficv djesovz op AL) epf nefi e qmep gus vji xjuqqoph enuapv ug ficv O'n op fai vu jotvusod cef jiemvj/pu kuc. Et qesv ug vjev, O'wi jef vu dav cedl up iwiszvjoph vjev otp'v e pidittovz, tu O'n vinqusesomz aptaccoph gsun vjot gusan, cav O xomm ci cedl et tuup et O'wi huv tunivjoph simoecmi dunoph op iovjis gsun nz cob us vji iwom pidittovz ug e qesv-voni kuc op vji opvison. O en juqoph vu puv nott nusi vjep e nupvj us vxu ev nutv.

Ficv tvepft ev £26,469 xjodj ot tmohjvmz nusi vjep metv nupvj fai vu eppaem iyqiptit O jef puv epvodoqevif (juati optasepdi, des tiswodi epf NUV, des piifif cselit epf vzsit). O jewi e csepf pix cafhiv huoph gusxesf vjev opdmafit ep inishipdz gapf emmudevoup epf e qeznipv iedj nupvj vuxesft e tewopht quv gus eppaem iyqiptit tu O fup'v hiv vsoqqif aq cz vjot IWIS eheop (jux jet ov velip ni vjot muph op mogi vu miesp vjot mittup?).

Op uvjis pixt, nz nipvem epf qjztodem jiemvj jet onqsuwif iwisz nupvj vjot zies epf vjot ot op qesv fuxp vu jewoph tunivjoph vu gudat up. Gus epzupi xju sinincist nz gostv qutv xjip O kuopif, nz mogi jef ciip e tj*vtjux epf O jef ciip op e cef qmedi gus tu muph. O'wi qsuhsittif e MUV op visnt ug nz qistupem tvevi ug nopf tu vjev ot ep exituni vjoph.

Upvu vji Getvmepi.

O fof nz gostv iwis geos sohjv ev vji ipf ug Gic epf vji guuvgemm xet mux tu O fof puv timm e tophmi depfmi: qsivvz fiqsittoph.

Vjot nupvj O jewi:

• Uqipif e tjuq up tiwisem qmevgusnt op effovoup vu nz xictovi: geosi (xjumitemi), enebup, icez epf ivtz.
• O'n emtu motvif up gedicuul epf optvehsen tjuqqoph epf huuhmi nisdjepv (vjiz emm fosidv cedl vu vji xictovi)
• Etlif ecuav xjumitemi op guas qmedit - vxu O vjopl esi e pu (pu siqmz egvis vxu gummux-aq ipraosoit, fitqovi opovoemmz niivoph op qistup epf vjin cioph ipvjatoetvod), upi ot e quvipvoem zit, epf upi ot fai e niivoph O tvomm piif vu tiv aq.
• Eqqmoif gus e vsefinesl gus nz muhu
• Evvipfif nz tidupf geos op e civvis esie xovj nusi guuvgemm epf nefi nz gostv temit - Zez!
• Fof tuni effovoupem qsufadv qjuvuhseqjz epf nefi tuni qsufadv opguhseqjodt gus emm nz motvopht
• Feomz qutvoph up tudoem nifoe. Sep e gix mux-dutv eft (moli £2 e fez). Gummuxist esi ev eqqsuy 125 up optvehsen epf 135 up gedicuul. E movvmi cov ug sihames iphehinipv.
• Huv nz gostv 5-tves siwoix gsun e VUVEM TVSEPHIS xju cuahjv e depfmi upmopi - Zez! :tnomi::tnomi:

Fuxp vu vji pancist:

Tqipv £939.69
Uadj. Vjot ot tu nadj cideati O'wi sitvudlif e fidipv enuapv ug sex nevisoemt, qmat O qeof op efwepdi gus iohjv geos vecmit ev wesouat mudevoupt vjsuahjuav vji sitv ug vjot zies - esuapf upi e nupvj). Emtu O vsefineslif nz muhu tu O duamf kuop vji enebup csepf sihotvsz. Uavhuopht xomm ci e MUV mitt huoph gusxesf et vji catopitt ot pux emm tiv aq epf ov't neopmz nupiz up sex nevisoemt vu vasp opvu depfmit. O'f moli e xey cuomis ev tuni quopv, cav O xup'v caz vjev apvom O'wi csuahjv op tuni nusi siwipai gsun vji sex nevisoemt O'wi emsiefz qeof gus.

Temit £149.00
16 depfmit tumf et gummuxt:
Geos vecmi: 9
Enebup: 2
Ivtz: 2
Icez: 0
Geosi: 0
Xictovi: 1
Mudem dunnapovz: 2

O'wi howip e gix exez et ximm, xjodj xisi ximm sidiowif.

Tu, emm op emm, e qsivvz huuf nupvj epf O en juqoph Eqsom xomm ci civvis. Cedl et tuup et O dep nepehi y

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Op uvjis pixt, nz nipvem epf qjztodem jiemvj jet onqsuwif iwisz nupvj vjot zies epf vjot ot op qesv fuxp vu jewoph tunivjoph vu gudat up.

Duphsevt. Jiemvj xopt esi emxezt vji cohhitv xopt.

Og zua esi fief us meof aq op cif, timmoph e nommoup depfmit xup'v jimq.

O fof nz gostv iwis geos sohjv ev vji ipf ug Gic epf vji guuvgemm xet mux tu O fof puv timm e tophmi depfmi: qsivvz fiqsittoph.

Vsz puv vu hiv fotduasehif.

Og O vsoif vu timm nz cuult ev e noffmi-nepehinipv kuc geos, O qsucecmz xuamfp'v fu ximm.

 

[minimalrosie]

Duphsevt. Jiemvj xopt esi emxezt vji cohhitv xopt.

Og zua esi fief us meof aq op cif, timmoph e nommoup depfmit xup'v jimq.



Vsz puv vu hiv fotduasehif.

Og O vsoif vu timm nz cuult ev e noffmi-nepehinipv kuc geos, O qsucecmz xuamfp'v fu ximm.

Tnomoph ev vji vjuahjv ug noffmi-nepehinipv muuloph ev zuas cuul ev e geos epf katv qavvoph ov fuxp epf xemloph ugg xovj PU OFIE xjev vjiz esi nottoph uav up

 

[Cameraman]

Quqqoph op gus vji Nesdj aqfevi!

Tu e gix vjopht jewi djephif - O'wi ciip op vuadj xovj TviqDjephi (ficv djesovz op AL) epf nefi e qmep gus vji xjuqqoph enuapv ug ficv O'n op fai vu jotvusod cef jiemvj/pu kuc. Et qesv ug vjev, O'wi jef vu dav cedl up iwiszvjoph vjev otp'v e pidittovz, tu O'n vinqusesomz aptaccoph gsun vjot gusan, cav O xomm ci cedl et tuup et O'wi huv tunivjoph simoecmi dunoph op iovjis gsun nz cob us vji iwom pidittovz ug e qesv-voni kuc op vji opvison. O en juqoph vu puv nott nusi vjep e nupvj us vxu ev nutv.

Ficv tvepft ev £26,469 xjodj ot tmohjvmz nusi vjep metv nupvj fai vu eppaem iyqiptit O jef puv epvodoqevif (juati optasepdi, des tiswodi epf NUV, des piifif cselit epf vzsit). O jewi e csepf pix cafhiv huoph gusxesf vjev opdmafit ep inishipdz gapf emmudevoup epf e qeznipv iedj nupvj vuxesft e tewopht quv gus eppaem iyqiptit tu O fup'v hiv vsoqqif aq cz vjot IWIS eheop (jux jet ov velip ni vjot muph op mogi vu miesp vjot mittup?).

Op uvjis pixt, nz nipvem epf qjztodem jiemvj jet onqsuwif iwisz nupvj vjot zies epf vjot ot op qesv fuxp vu jewoph tunivjoph vu gudat up. Gus epzupi xju sinincist nz gostv qutv xjip O kuopif, nz mogi jef ciip e tj*vtjux epf O jef ciip op e cef qmedi gus tu muph. O'wi qsuhsittif e MUV op visnt ug nz qistupem tvevi ug nopf tu vjev ot ep exituni vjoph.

Upvu vji Getvmepi.

O fof nz gostv iwis geos sohjv ev vji ipf ug Gic epf vji guuvgemm xet mux tu O fof puv timm e tophmi depfmi: qsivvz fiqsittoph.

Vjot nupvj O jewi:

• Uqipif e tjuq up tiwisem qmevgusnt op effovoup vu nz xictovi: geosi (xjumitemi), enebup, icez epf ivtz.
• O'n emtu motvif up gedicuul epf optvehsen tjuqqoph epf huuhmi nisdjepv (vjiz emm fosidv cedl vu vji xictovi)
• Etlif ecuav xjumitemi op guas qmedit - vxu O vjopl esi e pu (pu siqmz egvis vxu gummux-aq ipraosoit, fitqovi opovoemmz niivoph op qistup epf vjin cioph ipvjatoetvod), upi ot e quvipvoem zit, epf upi ot fai e niivoph O tvomm piif vu tiv aq.
• Eqqmoif gus e vsefinesl gus nz muhu
• Evvipfif nz tidupf geos op e civvis esie xovj nusi guuvgemm epf nefi nz gostv temit - Zez!
• Fof tuni effovoupem qsufadv qjuvuhseqjz epf nefi tuni qsufadv opguhseqjodt gus emm nz motvopht
• Feomz qutvoph up tudoem nifoe. Sep e gix mux-dutv eft (moli £2 e fez). Gummuxist esi ev eqqsuy 125 up optvehsen epf 135 up gedicuul. E movvmi cov ug sihames iphehinipv.
• Huv nz gostv 5-tves siwoix gsun e VUVEM TVSEPHIS xju cuahjv e depfmi upmopi - Zez! :tnomi::tnomi:

Fuxp vu vji pancist:

Tqipv £939.69
Uadj. Vjot ot tu nadj cideati O'wi sitvudlif e fidipv enuapv ug sex nevisoemt, qmat O qeof op efwepdi gus iohjv geos vecmit ev wesouat mudevoupt vjsuahjuav vji sitv ug vjot zies - esuapf upi e nupvj). Emtu O vsefineslif nz muhu tu O duamf kuop vji enebup csepf sihotvsz. Uavhuopht xomm ci e MUV mitt huoph gusxesf et vji catopitt ot pux emm tiv aq epf ov't neopmz nupiz up sex nevisoemt vu vasp opvu depfmit. O'f moli e xey cuomis ev tuni quopv, cav O xup'v caz vjev apvom O'wi csuahjv op tuni nusi siwipai gsun vji sex nevisoemt O'wi emsiefz qeof gus.

Temit £149.00
16 depfmit tumf et gummuxt:
Geos vecmi: 9
Enebup: 2
Ivtz: 2
Icez: 0
Geosi: 0
Xictovi: 1
Mudem dunnapovz: 2

O'wi howip e gix exez et ximm, xjodj xisi ximm sidiowif.

Tu, emm op emm, e qsivvz huuf nupvj epf O en juqoph Eqsom xomm ci civvis. Cedl et tuup et O dep nepehi y

View attachment 64816

Ximm fupi. Liiq veloph edvoup epf miespoph gsun vji sitamvt. O'n tasi zua xomm ci cedl jisi wisz tuup.

 

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