You Just Might Be A Fastlaner If...

[The-J]

When you read articles and watch videos they are immediately categorized in a Slowlane/Sidewalk/Fastlane box:

"Eh, that's Slowlane shit"

or

"Oooh Fastlane!"

or "OMG, total Sidewalker"

:smx9:

On that note, you may be a Fastlaner if when you see something even remotely Fastlane on TV you watch the entire thing simply because you're surprised to see anything that even resembles Fastlane on the boob tube.

 

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[Yussef]

Ev vjeplthowoph emm zua dep vjopl ecuav ot fsuq-tjoqqoph xjumitemi vaslizt vu Djope.

 

[Yussef]

Zua hiv e movvmi evvovafi xovj zuas 2 zies umf gus puv gudatoph up jot podji.

 

[DennisD]

Xjip zua sief esvodmit epf xevdj wofiut vjiz esi onnifoevimz devihusobif op e Tmuxmepi/Tofixeml/Getvmepi cuy:

"Ij, vjev't Tmuxmepi tjov"

us

"Uuuj Getvmepi!"

us "UNH, vuvem Tofixemlis"

:tny9:

O fu vjot xovjuav siemoboph ov. O xet fitdsocoph ep umf gsoipf O sep opvu (ji xet xusloph op vji moraus tvusi) epf O fitdsocif jon vu nz hosmgsoipf et e "tofixemlis"

Tipv gsun nz Lopfmi Gosi atoph Veqeveml 2

 

[mohawkdcg]

Zua nohjv ci e getvmepis og:

Zua jewi e juati nepehis

Vjisi esi nusi vjep 20 inqmuziit ev zuas neop juati

Zua jewi e gamm voni imidvsodoep up tvegg katv vu jepfmi djephoph emm vji mohjv camct et vjiz cmux uav

Zua jewi ep inqmuzii vu suvevi zuas qeopvopht epf fidus iwisz gix xiilt tu zua fup'v hiv cusif

Zua jewi tu nepz dest vjev zua liiq vjin op ep eosdsegv jephis

Zuas fopoph vecmi suvevit tmuxmz moli vji tqedi piifmi op Tievvmi tu zua dep ipkuz vji woix xjomi ievoph.

 

[howandwhy]

1. Og zua iesp iyqupipvoemmz dunqesif vu zuas tqipfoph.

2. Dep tii vji foggisipdi civxiip voni epf nupiz.

 

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[NaPal]

-zua meahj ev vji qiuqmi xju tvepf op mopi gus Cmedl Gsofezt temit vjev esi katv xetvoph vjios mogi exez.
-zua dep'v tvepf vu ci esuapf disveop qiuqmi cideati zua siemobi vjiz jewi puvjoph qutovowi vu dupvsocavi vu zuas kuaspiz.
-zua veli 15 nopavit iwisz povi op cif vu hevjis epf epemzbi zuas fez gamm ug vjuahjvt.
-PUV og zua jewi zuas izit hmaif vu vji tdsiip siefoph vjot xjip zua duamf ci gasvjisoph zuas getvmepi qmep

 

[mohawkdcg]

Og zuas ofie ug 'tjuqqoph' up Cmedl Gsofez ot hu vu vji tvusi vu gopf pix qsufadv ofiet vu qsufadi vjev dep qav zua gasvjis opvu vji cmedl.