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I bet I can top the weirdest thread currently under the topic Does MJ have a Wife?

I had an actual dream about MJ. No joke. Weird shtuff. So last week I came down with a nasty cold and i blame it all on the meds I was taking. But this is how it went.

I ended up becoming a millionaire and I even had the number nailed down in my dream. I had $7.2m. I ended up flying out to see MJ at his home and we united and chatted a bit and hit if off. Well MJ must have liked me a lot because he decided to give me his lamborghini. Yep that's right. MJ was like, "No go ahead and have it." lol

So it gets even weirder. So I take the lambo and thank MJ for a good time and I promise to take care of it for him and I would return the next year and he could take it back from me. MJ says, this is no joke, "Well, if you want we can switch on and off. You get it one year and I will get it the next year." Seemed to make sense in the dream.

So, I head out and plan to drive back to my home state of Maine with MJ's lambo where roads are so uneven I am sure to destroy this thing. Anyway, just like in a movie, all these weird things begin to happen to me. First off, I get to like my first red light and a Dodge Minivan pulls up full of deadbeats and they want to race me. Of course I win and then later pull off the road to get food. Well these guys decide they want to kick my a$$. I was like "well you didn't expect to win did you? I am in a lambo and you are driving a minivan." They were so mad and gonna kick my a$$. The store manager came out and asked them to leave. So I was like well I will be gone soon enough.

So later that night I pull off the road and am at some Motel or something. And these guys (different than those who raced me) show up an start kicking and throwing rocks at the lambo. I come running out and they are like "You MJ's friend?" I said yes. They are like "he owes me money and we noticed his car. where is he?" I said "home he gave me the car." Of course they laugh and don't believe me. I mean who in the hell gives away their own lamborgini right? So they start coming after me. I run off and lose them. I circle back to the motel and the lamborghini is completely smashed in. Then I start thinking, oh crap MJ is going to kill me. I have broken his trust as a friend. LOL.

And I don't remember much after that. haha.

Top that for weird.
 
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