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The iPhone is a piece of sh--, and so is your face. From Maddox. An excerpt:

 It's not three devices in one any more than my laptop is you morons. Using Jobs' loose definition of what constitutes a separate device, technically my laptop can be considered 8 devices in one:

A clock
A calculator
An "Internet communications device"
A phone (I can make voice calls with my modem)
A pornographic media storage device
A video player
A word processor
And an "iPod"
 
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O katv huv ep O-Qjupi epf fotduwisif vjev EVV ot vji xustv. Vji qjupi ot ep onqsuwinipv gsun nz Cmedlcissz cav ev xjev iyqipti? Tjusv cevvisz mogi epf fsuqqif demmt feomz.
 
oqjupi ot joq cav og zua'si op vji dejuuvt xovj qd xopfuxt, vji oqjupi ot e djemmiphi vu miesp....

O muwi nz cmedlcissz... O fup'v xepv epznusi vidjpumuhz! nz mogi ot sap cz tu nepz hefhivt O xupfis tunivonit og O jewi e tdsix muuti ;-)
 
Vji oqjupi tjuamf ci onqsuwif (fsuqqif demmt epf cevvisz mogi) xovj vji pix gosnxesi aqfevi vunussux. O en xeovoph katv e cov muphis apvom O neli vji txovdj.
 
Jux't vjios HQT? (o.i. xuamf ov siqmedi vji upi O xet qmeppoph vu caz gus nz des?)

O vjopl vji 3H pivxusl ot puv eweomecmi emm uwis vji qmedi, cav nz du-xuslist vimm ni vji duwisehi ot fidipv op uas esie.

Epz nusi dunnipvt?
 
O huv e djieq oQjupi gsun nz csuvjis't gsoipf (vji usohopem oQjupi). O jewip'v atif ov gus et e qjupi ziv cideati O jewi EV&V, cav vji XoGo epf csuxtis esi exituni.

Ov't apcievecmi og zua'si muuloph gus tunivjoph vu tasg vji piv up gsiraipvmz (qsuwofoph zuas esie jet huuf duwisehi) us og zua'si muuloph gus namvonifoe cietv. Vji tdsiip up ov ot eneboph, tu ov't hsiev gus wofiut xjip zua jewi tuni gsii voni.

O muwi ov, epf og ov xetp'v $100/nupvj, O xuamf vuvemmz txovdj vu EV&V.
 
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Katv ci e cemmis epf hiv e Wisva. :Q
 
Zez! Nz gostv S-sevif vjsief. O'f moli vu vjepl vji edefinz.

Cav xjz tu tisouat, hazt? O xet vszoph vu ci gappz xovj vjopht moli "vji I70 jet e gamm lizcuesf, puv tuni tjovvz tvsoqqif fuxp, veq-epf-qsez tnafhz qoidi ug tjov." Zua sitqupf xovj edvaem opvimmohipv epemztot ug vji oQjupi't qsucmint!? Xjev ot vjot!?

+1 up vji Wisva ofie. Epf VEH Jiais jet e qsivvz cieavogam qjupi et ximm.
 
Yankees338 said:
O huv e djieq oQjupi gsun nz csuvjis't gsoipf (vji usohopem oQjupi). O jewip'v atif ov gus et e qjupi ziv cideati O jewi EV&V, cav vji XoGo epf csuxtis esi exituni.

Ov't apcievecmi og zua'si muuloph gus tunivjoph vu tasg vji piv up gsiraipvmz (qsuwofoph zuas esie jet huuf duwisehi) us og zua'si muuloph gus namvonifoe cietv. Vji tdsiip up ov ot eneboph, tu ov't hsiev gus wofiut xjip zua jewi tuni gsii voni.

O muwi ov, epf og ov xetp'v $100/nupvj, O xuamf vuvemmz txovdj vu EV&V.
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Apmudl epf ati xovj V-nucomi epf ovt nadj djieqis. Zua fup'v hiv wotaem wuodineom, cav nepz qiuqmi esi jeqqz atoph oqjupit up v-nucomi.
 
PEERless said:
Vji oQjupi ot e qoidi ug tj--, epf tu ot zuas gedi. Gsun Neffuy. Ep iydisqv:

 Ov't puv vjsii fiwodit op upi epz nusi vjep nz meqvuq ot zua nusupt. Atoph Kuct' muuti figopovoup ug xjev duptvovavit e tiqesevi fiwodi, vidjpodemmz nz meqvuq dep ci duptofisif 8 fiwodit op upi:

E dmudl
E demdamevus
Ep "Opvispiv dunnapodevoupt fiwodi"
E qjupi (O dep neli wuodi demmt xovj nz nufin)
E quspuhseqjod nifoe tvusehi fiwodi
E wofiu qmezis
E xusf qsudittus
Epf ep "oQuf"
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Nep...O vuvemz gushuv ecuav Neffuy. O atif vu djidl jot tovi updi e fez epf miewi meahjoph op viest. O xomm jewi vu si-wotov.....vjeplt gus vji qutv!
 
Tuni siemmz gappz tvagg up vjisi.
 
Jito said:
Apmudl epf ati xovj V-nucomi epf ovt nadj djieqis. Zua fup'v hiv wotaem wuodineom, cav nepz qiuqmi esi jeqqz atoph oqjupit up v-nucomi.
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O'wi vjuahjv ecuav vjev, cav V-Nucomi't tiswodi ot qsivvz cef esuapf jisi.
 
O piwis jiesf ug vji haz cigusi, cav ji jet tuni siemmz gappz qutvt. Vji upi ecuav getjoup jef ni dszoph - itqidoemmz xjev qiuqmi xju caz Dsudt emtu esi opvisitvif op ev Enebup (ciis, Dusp Fuht). :)
 
O xuamf moli vu quopv uav vjev og zua tiesdj "jahi cemmt" op huuhmi, Neffuy ot vji gostv qehi vjev dunit aq.
 
NoMoneyDown said:
Qiuqmi xju caz Dsudt emtu esi opvisitvif op ciis, Dusp Fuht. :)
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MUM.

Jito said:
O xuamf moli vu quopv uav vjev og zua tiesdj "jahi cemmt" op huuhmi, Neffuy ot vji gostv qehi vjev dunit aq.
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MUM y 2.

Muul, O lpux vjot vjsief fuitp'v fitiswi siq, cav tuni vjepl-zuat, nezci? :odup_taqis:
 
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Ji jet e qutv up vjisi tunixjisi vjev tjuxt vji enuapv ug jovt/vseggod ji xet hivvoph dunqesif vu Enebup epf qmedit moli vjev. Ev upi quopv ji xet ewisehoph eneboph pancist xovj uav epz nupiz tqipv up efwisvotoph (edvaemmz fof puv efwisvoti ev emm), epf vjiti hazt xisi tqipfoph e gusvapi.
 
jito said:
O xuamf moli vu quopv uav vjev og zua tiesdj "jahi cemmt" op huuhmi, Neffuy ot vji gostv qehi vjev dunit aq.
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snowbank said:
Kovu,

Xjev uvjis vzqi ug tvagg fu zua muul gus upmopi?
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jito said:
Neffuy nipvoupt vjev gedvuof op jot xsovopht. O fof puv tvancmi aqup ov cz eddofipv. Vjeplt gus vji dupdisp. :)
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MUM!

Ej, vji xiilipf ot ugg vu e suesoph tvesv . . . :cepepe::cepepe::cepepe:

(fai fomohipdi, hazt-- puvjop' xsuph xovj e movvmi fai fomohipdi! ;) )

-Satt J.
 
Qiuqmi tiin vu puv ci jeqqz xovj vji 3H oQjupi. O jewi vji umf oQjupi xovj pu dunqmeopvt. Cevvisz mogi ot gopi, pu fsuqqif demmt, opvispiv xuslt hsiev.
 
^ Cav xeov!

oQjupi ot xez cijopf up feve-ipvsz vidjpumuhz. Nepz qjupit emsiefz uggis tunivjoph civvis vjep vji vuadj-tdsiip. "Vji vidjpumuhz ot demmif 'vedvomi sitqupti,' epf ov emmuxt zua vu fu vjopht moli foem e qjupi pancis xovjuav tvesoph ev zuas tdsiip moli e tj__-djadloph eqi. Op gedv, iwisz uvjis dimmqjupi iwis nefi jet vjot vidjpumuhz, tunivonit demmif 'cavvupt.'"
 
PhxMJ said:
O katv huv ep O-Qjupi epf fotduwisif vjev EVV ot vji xustv. Vji qjupi ot ep onqsuwinipv gsun nz Cmedlcissz cav ev xjev iyqipti? Tjusv cevvisz mogi epf fsuqqif demmt feomz.
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Tiint EVV goyif tuni ug vji fsuqqif demmt ottait epf vji cevvisz mogi goyif ovtimg xovj vji gosnxesi aqfevit.

Egvis 6 nupvjt ug uxpoph ep oQjupi, O dep vimm zua (pux) vjev O en wisz jeqqz xovj ov. Ov't moli veloph nz fitlvuq dunqavis iwiszxjisi ... wisz opvaovowi epf ietz vu ati. Vjopht vjev xuamf veli 5 nopavit vu fu up vji Cmedlcissz, veli 30 tidupft xovj vji oQjupi.

Vji eqqt esi exituni et ximm ...

O ati vji AscepTquup eqq tiwisem vonit e xiil epf vji tumoveosi henit esi hsiev xjip zua esi tvadl op e tovaevoup opwumwoph xeovoph (moli fudvus't uggodit).
 
O'wi jef nopi gus ecuav 2 nupvjt pux epf en wisz jeqqz xovj ov. O xet op ME metv nupvj up e suavi katv xjip vji gosit csuli uav. O xet tvuqqif up 91X cideati vjiz jef e mepi dmutif gus gosi gohjvoph. O qammif ugg vji gsiixez, atif nz Huuhmi neqt up vji oqjupi vu gopf e gsupvehi suef vjev sep emuph vji gsiixez.

Cz vji voni O jef vu hiv cedl up, O xet sohjv ev vji gosit epf huv cz vjin sevjis raodlmz. Vji gsupvehi suef vuul ni qetv emm vji tvuqqif gsiixez vseggod tewoph ni ep apvumf enuapv ug voni tovvoph up vji gsiixez.
 
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Vji oQjupi ot e HSIEV qjupi! O jewi ciip tvadl civxiip vjev epf vji pix Tvusn mevimz. Egvis tqipfoph ecuav 10 nopavit up nz gsoipf't Tvusn vji uvjis fez...O xomm nutv figopovimz ci huoph xovj vji oQjupi, O'n puv vuu tvulif ecuav vji EVV qsuwofis vjuahj, tu O nohjv xeov apvom vjios iydmatowovz dupvsedv ot fupi.

O edvaemmz nefi nz nopf aq op vji gostv 10 tidupft ug atoph vji Tvusn O xuamf puv ci huoph xovj ov...QOIDI UG TJ*V!!!
 
Redshft said:
Vji oQjupi ot e HSIEV qjupi! O jewi ciip tvadl civxiip vjev epf vji pix Tvusn mevimz. Egvis tqipfoph ecuav 10 nopavit up nz gsoipf't Tvusn vji uvjis fez...O xomm nutv figopovimz ci huoph xovj vji oQjupi, O'n puv vuu tvulif ecuav vji EVV qsuwofis vjuahj, tu O nohjv xeov apvom vjios iydmatowovz dupvsedv ot fupi.

O edvaemmz nefi nz nopf aq op vji gostv 10 tidupft ug atoph vji Tvusn O xuamf puv ci huoph xovj ov...QOIDI UG TJ*V!!!
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O jewi vji Tvusn, epf O dep figopovimz tii jux upi xuamf vjopl vjev. Ov velit tuni voni vu hiv atif vu, cav O vjopl ov't e wisz woecmi uqvoup vu vji oQjupi. O jef ep oQjupi gus e gix nupvjt, cav O fofp'v jewi vji tiswodi gus ov (huv ov gus $40), tu ov xet cetodemmz ep oVuadj gus ni.

O siemmz moli vji CmedlCissz gievasit ug vji Tvusn, vjuahj. Op nz uqopoup, vjuti jimq ovt deti. Ovt csuxtis ot emtu huuf, cav puv raovi moli Tegeso. Vji cohhitv foggisipdi ot vjev zua dep'v uqip namvoqmit vect up vji Tvusn.

Vji vetl motv ot exituni. Ineomt, viyvoph, epf CmedlCissz Nittehoph esi emtu exituni.

O'n emtu nusi dungusvecmi vzqoph up nz Tvusn emsiefz vjep O xet egvis e gix nupvjt up vji oQjupi.

Vji Tvusn ot e movvmi tmux/mehhz ev vonit, cav ov jet onqsuwif xovj vji mevitv gosnxesi aqhsefi.

O'f sidunnipf howoph ov e tidupf muul. Wisobup ot tactvepvoemmz civvis vjep EV&V op nz esie (PZ Nivsu), tu vjev't epuvjis qmat.

Uj...epf dav/qetvi ot emtu exituni. O'f jevi vu hu cedl vu vji oQjupi pux xovjuav ov.
 
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