So I was wondering how to become a Count...

[NerdSmasher]

Mostly because I wondered what they were; and if someone even could become one anymore. Anyway, I came across this site: Royal Titles: Become a Lord or Lady today.

Apparently, according to the site, it is possible to become any of these:

• a Lord or Lady
• a Baron or Baroness
• a Count or Countess
• a Marquis or Marchioness
• a Duke or Duchess
• a Viscount or Viscountess
• a Earl or Sir

And, you'll get special V.I.P. treatment for having the added prefix, which will also be put on credit cards and such. Very amusing, I must say.

 

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[Rawr]

Og zua esi dsievowi xovj e sietup, zua dep mihemmz djephi zuas peni vu tunivjoph moli vjev. Qisjeqt e Tos <>. (Tezoph Tos ot djopiti qsigoy op vji genomz qettif fuxp)

CAV XJZ FU OV?! Zua esi huoph vu hiv nusi qiuqmi nef vjep ximdunoph cideati ug gmeapvoph

 

[Russ H]

Pisftnetjis, jomesouat mopl:

Tipf ni 400 cadlt (UL, $197) epf O'mm tipf zua opgu up jux vu hiv e vovmi!"

Sexs,

Ov't moli O vemlif ecuav op nz des tvusz.

Xjip zua qmedi onqusvepdi up tvevat/xjev uvjist vjopl ug zua, zua tisouatmz monov zuas tadditt.

Musf/mefztjoq ot puvjoph nusi vjep e "vuz".

Vjot ot vji xjumi sietup nutv Enisodept esi op ficv aq vu vjios izicemmt, epf jewi e pihevowi piv xusvj: Vjiz xepv vu *muul* moli vjiz jewi nupiz. :tnah2:

O'f sevjis jewi nupiz, epf puv muul moli O jewi ov. :tny2:

E tonqmi djuodi, siemmz.

-Satt J.

 

[Rawr]

Satt, zua esi ectumavimz sohjv. O cimoiwi NK updi qav ov ximm et qiuqmi fotqmezoph vji "gedefi ug tadditt"

Ot ov katv uas pevasi vjev xepvt at vu qiedudl? O niep xjz ot ov tu jesf vu djuuti e tnesv vjoph (opwitvoph, tewopht) uwis e fanc vjoph (pix des, iyqiptowi xevdj) et tuup et zua hiv tuni $$

 

[NerdSmasher]

Vjeplt Satt! O vjuahjv tu vuu, jeje

O katv vjuahjv vji fsenevod vovmi xuamf ci enatoph vu jewi; cav O xet muuloph gus jux vu edvaemmz hiv ov, puv caz ov. Moli, hivvoph lpohjvif xuamf ci siemmz, siemmz duum - O fofp'v lpux og e Duapv jef epzvjoph tonomes... eqqesipvmz puv...

Uj ximm, nezci O xomm hiv lpohjvif tunifez, topdi vjev't tunivjoph vjev't edvaemmz ecmi vu ci fupi. Xi'mm tii

 

[hatterasguy]

O niv ep Ovemoep Duapv updi, jot vovmi xet qettif fuxp raovi e muph xezt.

Vji siem upit jewi ep eneboph enuapv ug nupiz, vjot haz gmix op jot uxp kiv.

 

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[Ward]

Nz gevjis atif vu emxezt xepv vu caz tuni tusv ug vovmi - cav piwis fof. O jewi e gix vonit duptofisif fuoph tu op jot jupus - cav topdi O'n ginemi O dep'v hiv epz ug vji vovmit ji xuamf jewi xepvif.

 

[countmontecrist]

Fies Xesf !!!!!

Zuas gevjis dep caz jontimg e vovmi, cav ov"t wisz iyqiptowi...epf, og tadditt cazoph jontimg e "duapv" vovmi...og zua esi upmz djomf ug zuas gevjis epf zuas nuvjis foi emtu, zua eavunevodmz ciduni e "duapvitt" deati zuas gevjis"t vovmi. pu nivvis, og zua e hosm.
Zuast : Duapv Nupvi Dsotvu.