Pity the Cold-Blooded Snake!

[phade]

heh one of the more entertaining personality test I've seen in awhile :great:

Owl

Careers and Hobbies
Bank manager
Judge
Diplomat
Head of state
Reading
Debating
Chess
Philosophy

Famous Owls
Nelson Mandela
Oprah Winfrey
Abraham Lincoln

The owl is the tranquil face of the bird personalities. A creature of great integrity, its quiet demeanor accords it an air of mystery and diffidence. It is known as the serene, wise observer of human society. Always well groomed, it is a noble individual with elegantly chiseled features that border on the fine edge of beauty and homeliness. Its large eyes are often framed by handsome eyeglasses.

Owls have developed quite a reputation for intelligence, but it's really their calm and insightful nature that gives this impression. Instead of an intellectual approach to life they use their deeper spiritual senses to guide them, and like their nocturnal cohorts, the bats, have a deeply philosophical bent.

Spending much of their time in solitary pursuits, owls like to hole up in a quiet working environment and venture out only when necessary. They are not a playful creature. Only engaging in exercise and sport in order to keep physically fit, they avoid the more gregarious animal personalities like dogs, dolphins, and sea lions.

Owls are not without their assertive side however, and they won't hesitate to use their razor-sharp tongue to settle an argument. Never the aggressor in a confrontation, they fight only when their survival or honor is at stake and have no desire for a prolonged or physical struggle. Owls espouse nonviolence, think logically, and argue persuasively.

As an astute observer of human nature, owls are eminently suited to be judges or diplomats. Their trustworthiness and dependability find them in positions of responsibility, perhaps as bank managers, heads of state, or religious leaders. A conscientious worker, an owl takes responsibilities seriously, and when it accepts the burden of public office it does so with the grace and skill typical of the species.

With an enormous capacity for hard work, owls achieve great things in almost any field they choose. This success doesn't always translate into financial rewards, but invariably satisfies their need to impart their wisdom to others.

 

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[CactusWren]

Another penguin...surprisingly accurate, too.

 

[DeletedUser394]

I won't give up hope that one day I will find a fellow rapist in this thread

Bflbob is really into this thread lol

I'm giving it one more day, then I'm going to sit down tomorrow and think through each question thoroughly

 

[AroundTheWorld]

Just went through the quiz w/ all my family members.... they all had fun answering.

We also took turns answering for eachother. It was fun to see how family members answered the questions (about us) differently than we answered about ourselves.

 

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[Rawr]

Eagle.. I fly all over the place, can't sit in an office and truly at their best when performing for others. Like the wild eagle whose aerial displays attract a large audience, they are in their element when singing, acting, or telling stories.

EAGLE
Attractive | Self-confident | Impatient


Ok ok, fine I will become a stand up comic

 

[FDJustin]

How could I resist this thing?

Shrew
Genus and species:
Sorex araneus

Collective Term:
A lament of shrews

Careers and Hobbies
Journalist
Paramedic
Librarian
Salesperson
Actor
Traveling
Computing
Thrift store shopping

Famous Shrews
Leona Helmsley
Tammy Faye Baker
The diminutive shrew is the archetypal insectivore. Intelligent, thrifty and self absorbed, it knows how to get what it wants regardless of who stands in its way. Cursed with an overactive metabolism, the shrew is unable to stand still for even a minute. Whether it's picking up the kids, shopping at a garage sale or poking its nose into other people's business, it just keeps going and going. If its outta-my-way attitude provokes resentment from friends, that's just too bad. A shrew's gotta do what a shrew's gotta do.

Sharing does not come naturally to shrews, and they are typically the last to pay their portion at a group dinner. It's not that shrews are greedy, rather they're responding to a compulsive need to save for the future. In this respect they are much like their cousin the mouse, who takes planning for the future to extremes.

With the conviction that it knows what's best for everyone, shrews are always ready with free advice. They seem to delight in butting into other people's private affairs. Sometimes the shrew turns this hobby into a career as a gossip columnist, movie critic, or TV evangelist. But more often than not, it retains its amateur status and practices on its long-suffering friends.

Because shrews are constantly on the move, careers that require concentration and sober thinking are unsuitable. They perform best in chaotic jobs and thrive on the unpredictability of disorder, making them natural production assistants, circus performers, wedding organizers or emergency room technicians.

Their predilection for collecting and organizing things would also make them good librarians or or bookkeepers, while the desire to keep moving makes them suitable for any job requiring travel and creativity.

Shrews' sharp eyes have a knack for spotting the hole in the fence, and with their ability to make instant decisions they impetuously seize the moment and scuttle on through. Their smart mouths and high energy are put good use in the workplace, and they excel as salespeople and journalists. But sometimes their reputation precedes them and they encounter built-in resistance to their pitch even before they've opened their mouths.


So... I'm a villain? A megalomaniacal genius, hell bent on accomplishing whatever I may desire and seizing any opportunity, no matter who I may manipulate or crush along the way?
Luckily this isn't true. I'm not a genius.