Osama bin Laden, the face of terror, killed in Pakistan

[Russ H]

Aren't they the ones who killed Kennedy on the fake moon landing site while Elvis and Michael Jackson sang a duet last week?

Geesh. Hitler is rolling in his grave over this stuff.

O wait-- he's not dead, either! :smx4:

-Russ H.

 

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[Likwid24]

I heard Tupac is writing lyrics for a bunch of up and coming rappers. Is it true??? LOL

 

[Likwid24]

 

[Russ H]

This is exactly why I make up my own conspiracy theories. Much more fulfilling. Did you know the Osama is not really dead but has been promoted to Obama's chief of staff? It all adds up. He was born in Kenya, raised a muslim, Osama is a muslim, 2+2=4. Nobody knows what he looks like clean shaven and nice modern haircut without the turban, so it is easily pulled off.

That's not what I heard. I heard that Osama and Obama were brothers, born to different mothers, from the same father (hence their similar, but different names).

Obama was his second son (hence the use of "b" in Obama, B being the 2nd letter of the alphabet). Osama was his 17th son (hence the "S", the 17th letter of the alphabet).

I also read that Obama had a really hard time ordering his brother killed, but Trump kinda got him mad with all this birth certificate stuff, and Obama was ranting, saying, "I'm gonna fire him", and the head of his international terrorism task force thought he said, "Fire *on* him".

Oops.

That, and the fact that Obama's middle name is Hussein and that Sadam Hussein once was Secret Santas with Osama bin Laden pretty much seals it: Obama and Osama were working together.

And I know it's all true, b/c I read it on the internet!

Gee, making up conspiracy theories is fun! :banana: :banana: :banana:

-Russ H.

 

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[Likwid24]

That's not what I heard. I heard that Osama and Obama were brothers, born to different mothers, from the same father (hence their similar, but different names).

Obama was his second son (hence the use of "b" in Obama, B being the 2nd letter of the alphabet). Osama was his 17th son (hence the "S", the 17th letter of the alphabet).

I also that Obama had a really hard time ordering his brother killed, but Trump kinda got him mad with all this birth certificate stuff, and Obama was ranting, saying, "I'm gonna fire him", and the head of his international terrorism task force thought he said, "Fire *on* him".

Oops.

Also, the fact that Obama's middle name is Hussein and that Sadam Hussein once was Secret Santas with Osama bin Laden pretty much seals it: Obama and Osama were working together.

And I know it's all true, b/c I read it on the internet!

Thanks Russ! I'll spread the news!

 

[max momo]

The main problem with debunking conspiracy theories or government theories is that you generally show your ignorance. This closes potential business deals. This thread so far has provided a great example of this unfortunate fact.

Not that it will change the mind of those who believe the GE/MSNBC/WESTINGHOUSE-CBS/DISNEY-ABC ‘headlines’ (which are changing the story by the hour), but the former Prime Minister of Pakistan Benazir Bhutto (the first female prime minister of a predominantly muslim county, elected twice) already named the individual who murdered Bin Laden.

On November 2, 2007 Benazir Bhutto stated, IN PLAIN ENGLISH, in an interview with David Frost on his sydicated show, that Osama bin Laden had already been murdered, and named the individual – Omar Sheikh.

Furthermore she had requested the USA conduct the investigation to find the perpetrators and investigate the financial and operational capacity that remained. She further requested Musharaff, the USA and Great Britain investigate those entities that funded Pakistani terrorists organizations ‘being used’ by outside interests to conduct terror in her country.

There are actually clips out there that show how the BBC CENSORED the Frost interview to hide this admission/divulgence by Bhutto.

Of course, the investigations she requested never happened. Indeed, she spoke a little too frankly and Benazir Bhutto WAS ASSASINATED SIX WEEKS AFTER THIS INTERVIEW.

Benazir Bhutto worked her entire life for peace and stability in the region. This interview documents that she worked tirelessly to root out the corruption and deceptions in the war on terror up until the very end of her life. She spoke multiple languages, was highly educated and intelligent, was twice elected leader of her country and never backed down from her ideals.

May we do her memory justice by working for the same ideals she held close.

 

[Guest3722A]

Honestly, I can't quite understand why they capped him when he was unarmed and not a threat to life when they could've taken him and interrogated him to learn of what he knew. There's alot of info they probly could've gotten out of him about future threats. jes sayin

 

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[Russ H]

Honestly, I can't quite understand why they capped him when he was unarmed and not a threat to life when they could've taken him and interrogated him to learn of what he knew. There's alot of info they probly could've gotten out of him about future threats. jes sayin

This falls under the category of "The prez might have done a few simulations and outcomes and determined that this was the best possible outcome".

Honestly, I would never expect anyone who distrusts or questions what happened to believe this, even if it made the most logical sense.

Again, that's the BEAUTY of conspiracy theories-- there will always be millions of alternative ideas on what actually happened, or how it *should* have happened.

And only one real event.

-Russ H.

 

[Guest3722A]

I'm following what you're saying and understand your point. I sincerely hope these times are behind us and the US can once again regroup and move forward. I believe I have said all I wanted to say about OBL here in the forum. I'm done with it.

On to better thoughts and growth!

 

[Netprofit]

One guy spotted an opportunity with Osama's death, took action and made 120k$ in one day.. :eusa_clap:

Read about it here

 

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[Russ H]

bummer. someone already snatched up osamabinladenisdead.com

Apparently, taking it one step further meant some pretty major cash:

(Same guy as previous post, but different numbers

Bin Laden Assassination Nets 23-Year-Old Entrepreneur $300K - Marc E. Babej - Strategic Marketing - Forbes

Either way, great example of seizing the moment.

-Russ H.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Bin Laden Assassination Nets 23-Year-Old Entrepreneur $300K - Marc E. Babej - Strategic Marketing - Forbes

Here's that story pushed through the Fastlane meat grinder.

Osama Bin Laden Assasination Nets Fastlane Entrepreneur $300K | Fastlane Entrepreneurs

 

[CEBenz]

Anyone know what website that guy had? I'm curious.

I think there's a very important business lesson here. I want to know where he was having the shirts made also.

 

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[Likwid24]

Anyone know what website that guy had? I'm curious.

I think there's a very important business lesson here. I want to know where he was having the shirts made also.

Click the link. The site is on the page.

 

[CEBenz]

Click the link. The site is on the page.

Oops. Missed that.

Still want to know who he had make the shirts. I somehow doubt it was Cafe Press.

And I wonder about his marketing as well.

 

[hatterasguy]

I wish I could have dumped a mag into him myself!

I suspect they didn't release photos of his body because the first guy in the room probably dropped a mag into him. Must have been most satisfying.

YouTube - S. Digging the MP5SD Full Auto

My friend in special ops used the MP5SD which is what they probably used to hill him. He said it was great but it made a lot of noise when they fired it into sheet rock or people. Not like in the movies.

 

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[CEBenz]

I wish I could have dumped a mag into him myself!

I suspect they didn't release photos of his body because the first guy in the room probably dropped a mag into him. Must have been most satisfying.

YouTube - S. Digging the MP5SD Full Auto

My friend in special ops used the MP5SD which is what they probably used to hill him. He said it was great but it made a lot of noise when they fired it into sheet rock or people. Not like in the movies.

Yes, contrary to what the movies portray, sound suppressors (some call them silencers) really just do a good job of bringing the muzzleblast down to hearing safe levels (assuming you're using bullets that travel at supersonic speeds). Doesn't make them any less fun though.

Advanced Armament Co. recently introduced a cartridge called .300 AAC Blackout that is available as a subsonic .30 cal. round. Pretty cool out of a suppressed AR15