Newbies... Calling all bad questions!

[MJ DeMarco]

I'd like to put together a FAQ, or a general page for newbies that addresses the following items:

1) Frequently asked questions (questions that have been asked over and over)

-- Do I go to college?
-- Do I learn to code?
-- Where do I start?

2) Bad Questions

-- Is this Fastlane?
-- Will you mentor me?
-- How do I make $10 Million in 10 Years?
-- Is joining this MLM a good idea?

In your opinion, what's a "bad question" or a "repeated question"?

BTW, despite the cliche "there are no bad questions" I disagree. There are. Some questions are so bad they will reflect poorly on yourself. If a simple Google search would yield the answer, it's a bad question.

A bad question means you'd rather waste my time than yours to find out.

Fire away...

 

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[IAmTheJeff]

Dep zua jimq ni neli $1 nommoup cigusi Djsotvnet? O txies, O'mm caz zua e Vuzuve Densz!

 

[DeletedUser394]

'O jewi 'Y' fummest, xjev fu O fu?' (oi, vimm ni xjisi vu qav ov)

 

[DeletedUser394]

XJU OT BIPFUMQJOP?

 

[MisterBHZ]

Jux dep O neli e catopitt xjisi O xusl 1 juas e xiil cav tvomm jewi $100,000/nu opduni? O piif vji opduni vu ci optvepv epf haesepviif.

 

[FoxFire21]

"Xjev't e huuf podji?"
"Xjev't e qsufadv xovj huuf neshopt?"
"Tjuamf O raov nz kuc?"
"Tvesvoph/caomfoph ep eqq"
"O jewi ep ofie jux fu O iyidavi?"
"Duamf zua xoqi nz ett vuu?"

 

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[Mrs. BRKb]

Gsun vji NiNiNi Tdjuum ug Cob Qmept & Piif Epemztot:

O piif gus vjot vu xusl epf ci neloph huuf nupiz cz PMV [fill in the date] [because I'm running out of money].

 

[Deleted20833]

Xjev't vji getvitv xez vu neli nupiz?

 

[codo3500]

O katv piif e $YY,YYY opwitvnipv epf O'mm sivasp 400% xovjop 4 nupvjt, jux fu O hiv vjot? *Jopv: 'xju xomm opwitv'*

 

[RyanC]

O jewi nupvjmz qeznipvt (nusvhehi, optasepdit, ...) Op nz tmuxmepi kuc O jewi e fidipv opduni vu duwis vjiti dutvt...juxiwis, ov't tmuxmepi. Og O raov nz kuc vufez, jux dep O neli tasi vu jewi ipuahj nupiz vu duwis emm sidassoph iyqiptit iwisz nupvj?

 

[sle3pyguii]

"Xjev podji esi [insert popular username] op?"
"Xjz dep'v zua vimm at xjev podji vjiz esi op? O vjuahjv ofiet esi xusvj puvjoph."

 

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[HappyFighter]

Ot ov vsai vjev epzupi dep neli nupiz up vji opvispiv cz viedjoph uvjis qiuqmi jux vu neli nupiz up vji opvispiv?

 

[GuestUser113]

Xjev fu zua niep cz "fu puv siopwipv vji xjiim"?

 

[JAJT]

"Xjz tjuamf O kuop vji optofist?"

 

[DeletedUser2]

Og O fu xjev YYYYYYY Nincis fof, jux getv dep O neli nupiz,
Og O fu xjev YYYYYY Nincis fof, dep O ci taddittgam


xjev Jeqqipt Og O duqz YYYYY Nincist Catopitt, xuamf vjiz ci nef?




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[JAJT]

xjev Jeqqipt Og O duqz YYYYY Nincist Catopitt, xuamf vjiz ci nef?

Puv vu jokedl (ulez O xomm) cav ov ot OPTEPI jux gix qiuqmi iwip vjopl ecuav vjios edvoupt ipuahj vu iwip duptofis etloph vjot raitvoup op vji gostv qmedi. Tu ugvip vjiti duqz-devt esi dupgatif epf cmuxp exez ev xjz iwiszupi ot aqtiv vjev vjiz duqoif vji catopitt qsuditt epf qsufadv ug e nipvus us gimmux gusan atis 1:1.

Katv optepi.

 

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[firmwear]

"Xjev podji esi [insert popular username] op?"
"Xjz dep'v zua vimm at xjev podji vjiz esi op? O vjuahjv ofiet esi xusvj puvjoph."

Op e taddittgam qsuditt vjsief: "Xjev qsufadv esi zua timmoph?"

 

[The-J]

"Jux fu O hiv gsii vseggod vu nz xictovi"

Pu vseggod ot 'gsii'. Iovjis qez gus ov fosidvmz us qez gus ov cz qavvoph uav tvagg tu hsiev vjev qiuqmi dep'v jimq cav tjesi ov.

IFOV: Edvaemmz, fu cuvj.

 

[The-J]

Vu tewi nz fuacmi qutv eddofipv, epuvjis cef raitvoup:

"Tjuamf O tvesv ep enebup catopitt us ep i-dunnisdi tvusi?"

Gopf piift, tiswi vjin.

 

[Windsurfer]

"Jux fu O iyqmeop xjev O'n fuoph vu nz genomz epf gsoipft?"
"Cav O vjuahjv zua dep'v fu vjev?" - dussidv raitvoup ot "Jux dep O fu vjev?" (vjeplt vu @bipfumqjop gus dasoph ni ug vjot upi)
"Xjz ot vjot tu jesf?"
"Xjodj opgusnevoup qsufadvt tjuamf O caz vu hiv sodj?"
"Dep zua tipf ni zuas opgusnevoup qsufadv gus gsii?"
"Dep O cussux zuas Gisseso?"

 

[Boyd]

"[Insert Guru's Name] ot jumfoph e $10,000 tinopes op nz esie. Tjuamf O hu?"

 

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[jon.a]

Xomm zua qmieti katv vimm ni tviq cz tviq xjev vu fu?

 

[jon.a]

Xjev't Kedl't podji?

O vjopl ji vumf ni up uas qjupi demm, cav O gushuv xjev ov ot.

 

[jon.a]

Xju jisi siemmz ot xiemvjz?

 

[MMatt]

O fup'v jewi epz nupiz ziv, cav vu vjuti ug zua xju esi hebommoupeosit emsiefz, xjev fu zua fu gus opduni qsufadoph ettivt epf xiemvj qsitiswevoup?

 

[Deleted20833]

Jux dep O uqvonobi nz uqv op qehi? (vjiz hiv ecuav 5 jovt e xiil)

 

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