Fiverr gig I will do nothing for $5 ... fastlane genius?

[Stubbers]

I laughed on this one

I will do nothing for you. *

* No hidden clause, everything included in this gig is stated above. That's right, no misleading adversting, you won't have any nasty surprise !

Some of you may try to corrupt me and motivate me in doing something, but I warn you, you're wasting your time. Thousands already tried and failed. I will only sit on my chair and twiddle my thumbs for the rest of the day.

Here is a list of things I WON'T DO for you :
draw you a picture in my style, record a professional testimonial, write you a song, translate your website, help you with your Fiverr gig, make you a sandwich, mow your lawn, turn you into a millionaire, turn your dog into a millionaire, pull a prank on your boss, show you the world, catch the 151 Pokemon, get rid of your mother-in-law, and much more !
If this gig is a success, the list may expand. Feel free to contribute!

How much does such an amazing gig cost? Not one million, not one thousand, but only 5$ !

I am the only one on Fiverr who offer this type of gig, and I am the best at doing it.

Any takers http://www.fiverr.com/ripr_ripr/do-nothing-for-you

 

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[MorgothBauglir]

Tempted to throw him a fiver for making me giggle

 

[Stubbers]

W

Tempted to throw him a fiver for making me giggle

Yeah me too you think it could go viral? Who said the French have no sense of humour?

 

[HappyFighter]

I dunno. Fiverr definitely ain't fastlane because it violates the commandment of scale and time, but there are a few guys who are making lots money on it.

Meet Greatgigguy3 aka "Tyrone":

http://www.fiverr.com/greatgigsguy3

He became popular through his funny videos:

He now has a subreddit dedicated to him.

http://www.reddit.com/r/greatgigsguy3/

 

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[smarty]

haha very funny indeed, I'm tempted to take it just for the laugh

 

[RHL]

I'll just leave this here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Rich

 

[Elizabeth Shi]

Very tempting.

 

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