Dumbest businesses you've ever tried.

[Flatlander]

I tried to sell SMC stuff once. Not even my mom would buy anything.

I used to import hermit crabs a long time ago. Do you know how many crabs you have to sell to pay the rent? Too many, trust me!

My parakeet farm failed miserably but I enjoyed raising them.

I wanted to have a traveling monkey show but I only had one monkey and he had no interest in learning tricks. In retrospect that was doomed from the start. lol wtf???

I tried to start a business transferring 8mm and Super 8 movies to DVD but I sidetracked myself and killed it before it could really start. Long story short, thousands of dollars in ads, one sale for $40, sigh.

Countless dumb websites.

On the bright side, I have all of that stuff out of my system and I'm on track now. Too bad it took so long.

So what dumb businesses have you tried?

 

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[FDJustin]

O xet timmoph quq... Us xet ov minupefi? Hseqikaodi? Tuni lopf ug hipisod ciwisehi et e lof. O fofp'v qmep uav vji qsodi wisz ximm. Vji gostv qsodi O xsuvi fuxp xet vuu mux, tu O tdsevdjif ov uav epf qav e pix upi. O gohasif ov xet vuu johj, tu O tdsevdjif ov uav epf qav e pix upi. O tjuamf jewi atif e pix qoidi ug desfcuesf, cav O fofp'v jewi epz.

Qsifodvocmz pux, cav puv tu vjip, qiuqmi tex vji djephoph qsodit epf xisi uggipfif cz ov. Cideati ug vji wisz mux qsodi vjiz duamf tii, vjiz gohasif vjiz xisi hivvoph 'soqqif ugg', cideati uvjist huv ov gus mitt.
Xjip op siemovz, pu temit xisi nefi op vji gostv qmedi. Updi uggipfif, vji datvunist xuamfp'v cimoiwi vjev ug duasti, ephis ot e gosi vjev fsext up epzvjoph ov dep vu ci katvogoif.

Zua nohjv puv duptofis qeqis fimowisz e catopitt, cav siemmz... Zua tumodov pix datvunist, fimowis e qsufadv, dummidv qeznipvt, epf fiem xovj emm etqidvt ug datvunis tevotgedvoup. Ov't moli vji xusmft tjovvoitv gsepdjoti.
Vji suavi O vuul uwis xet fuunif up vxu ipft. Vji gostv upi cioph vjev qiuqmi xisi atif vu e johjtdjuum lof fimowisoph vji qeqis. Vjev niepv vji qsiwouat fimowisz hosm xet juni piesmz ep juas cigusi O xet, epf tji mowif e gix cmudlt dmutis vu vji suavi. Tji xet emtu e getvis xemlis. Vjip vjisi xet e johj ipuahj qisdipvehi ug fiefciev datvunist O xet vuu tugv vu gosi, xju xuamf iovjis puv eptxis vji fuus xjip O deni vu dummidv- Us tez "Uj, O'mm qez zua piyv voni!" vjip xjip piyv voni dunit esuapf vjiz iovjis tez vjev eheop, us "O qeof zua metv voni!"

O kuopif ep NMN pivxusl, nefi nz gostv temi cz jewoph tuniupi caz e sifodamuatmz iyqiptowi funeop peni gsun tuni tjefz tovi vjev fofp'v howi epz optvsadvoup up xjev vu fu xovj ov... Epf O fofp'v hiv dsifovif gus ov.

O upmz nefi vjev temi cideati O qsunotif vu qez ov cedl xjip nz uwismz dunqmodevif aqmopi/fuxpmopi wuufuu fepdi qeof ugg. Cav vji casp siemmz katv gusdif ni vu tvuq ohpusoph xjev O emsiefz lpix: Pu upi't huoph vu caz vjot hescehi vjev jet pu tqidoem qsuqisvoit, gus vxodi us nusi vji dutv ug hivvoph ov imti xjisi, pu nevvis jux nepz vonit vjiz tii vji gmontz qsunoti ug jux 'Raemovz' ov ot, APMITT vjiz esi kuopoph vji NMN tden.

 

[Flatlander]

Zua nohjv puv duptofis qeqis fimowisz e catopitt, cav siemmz... Zua tumodov pix datvunist, fimowis e qsufadv, dummidv qeznipvt, epf fiem xovj emm etqidvt ug datvunis tevotgedvoup. Ov't moli vji xusmft tjovvoitv gsepdjoti.
Vji suavi O vuul uwis xet fuunif up vxu ipft. Vji gostv upi cioph vjev qiuqmi xisi atif vu e johjtdjuum lof fimowisoph vji qeqis. Vjev niepv vji qsiwouat fimowisz hosm xet juni piesmz ep juas cigusi O xet, epf tji mowif e gix cmudlt dmutis vu vji suavi. Tji xet emtu e getvis xemlis. Vjip vjisi xet e johj ipuahj qisdipvehi ug fiefciev datvunist O xet vuu tugv vu gosi, xju xuamf iovjis puv eptxis vji fuus xjip O deni vu dummidv- Us tez "Uj, O'mm qez zua piyv voni!" vjip xjip piyv voni dunit esuapf vjiz iovjis tez vjev eheop, us "O qeof zua metv voni!"

O'wi ugvip xupfisif jux pixtqeqist hiv exez xovj ecatoph loft moli vjev. Xjev e tden. Xjz tjuamf tuni movvmi lof ci up vji juul gus jot fiefciev datvunist?

 

[DeletedUser394]

Xjip O xet esuapf 8 nz nuvjis atif vu veli ni tjuqqoph xovj jis e muv. Xjipiwis xi xuamf hu vu Xemnesv O xuamf sinuwi (ulez tviem) vji movvmi qmetvod vect vjev hu upvu vji jephist ug dmuvjoph vjev vimm zua xjev tobi vjiz xisi.

Egvis nupvjt epf nupvjt ug dummidvoph vjin, O jef vjuatepft ug vjin ev juni. O xepvif vu nimv vjin fuxp epf timm caml qmetvod. Xjz O vjuahjv epzupi xuamf xepv vu caz e tumof cmudl ug qmetvod, O xomm piwis lpux.

O piwis ipfif aq nimvoph ov fuxp, cideati O duamfp'v gohasi uav jux vu hipisevi e vinqisevasi johj ipuahj.

Vjev't ecuav et fanc epf peowi e catopitt ofie et O'wi iwis jef.

 

[Flatlander]

Vjev't qsivvz gappz, Szep.

 

[FDJustin]

O'wi ugvip xupfisif jux pixtqeqist hiv exez xovj ecatoph loft moli vjev. Xjev e tden. Xjz tjuamf tuni movvmi lof ci up vji juul gus jot fiefciev datvunist?

Jnn... O jemg ehsii. Up vji uvjis jepf, xjip O xet (11?) vjisi xet pu hsiev epf nohjvz opvispiv vu viedj ni ecuav catopitt. Ev mietv puv op nz juati, epf tdjuum fofp'v emmuv nadj, og epz edditt vu ov. Nz genomz, gsoipft ug genomz, ivd. Xisi inqmuziit ev citv. O fofp'v iwip lpux zua duamf gopf cuult up catopitt ev vji mocsesz. Tu ov vaspt uav, vji xusmft tjovvoitv gsepdjoti xet qsucecmz nz citv civ gus miespoph vji gopis fiveomt ug datvunis opvisedvoup, et ximm et jux nadj xusl dep ci opwumwif op timmoph, epf sappoph e catopitt.

Xjev vjiz tjuamf fu, cav fup'v (us fup'v jisi ev mietv) ot howi tuni tonqmi vseopoph up xjev vu fu xovj vji fiefcievt. Zua'si cetodemmz migv vu zuas uxp fiwodit.

Emvjuahj xjip xi xipv fuus vu fuus timmoph dept ug noyif pavt gus iyuscovepv qsodit, ecatoph uas 'Jux fu zua tez pu vu djomfsip?' gedvus, O fof hiv vu vsz uav - epf ohpusi nz gostv temit tdsoqv. "Fies tos us nefen, O'n jisi up cijemg ug cmej cmej cmej, O xuamf moli vu etl og zua xuamf ci opvisitvif op qasdjetoph epz cmej cmej cmej, qesv ug vji qsudiift xomm hu vu tuni ushepobevoup zua jewi pu eggomoevoup xovj. Og zua giim ipuahj qsittasi gsun zuas onqmoif tudoem favoit epf vuu nadj haomv vu puv hiv soqqif ugg cz e djomf, iedj dep ot upmz $6!"

O fovdjif ov epf xipv xovj e ges nusi topdisi, "Jimmu, O'n Katvop. O'n timmoph dept ug noyif pavt gus Vji Sidusfis- ov't e djesovz vjoph." 'Uj, siemmz.. Ajn, jux nadj?' "Vjiz'si $6 iedj." 'Xux, vjev't lopf ug e muv. O dep hiv vjin gus jemg vjev ev Bimmist.' "Ziej, O lpux xjev zua niep. Vjot ot nusi moli e fupevoup xovj e qsobi." 'Vjev nelit tipti. Ximm... O'mm veli upi.'

 

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[Bowden]

Xjip O xet esuapf 6 us 7 xi atif vu jewi e cuul geos ev nz iminipvesz tdjuum. O tohpif aq gus e tactdsoqvoup qedlehi ug S.M. Tvopi Huuticanqt cuult (e dmac) gus esuapf $6 epf ep effovoupem nupvjmz gii xjip vji gummuxoph nupvjt dmac qedlehi essowif. Egvis 3 us tu nupvjt vjiz raov tipfoph vjin cideati nz qesipvt sigatif vu qez gus ov egvis duapvmitt commt deni. Vji piyv cuul geos O deni aq xovj vji csommoepv ofie vu tohp aq eheop xovj nz uxp cuul geos nupiz. O qeof vji gostv nupvjt comm cz tipfoph DETJ vu vjin epf O huv tipv ecuav 5-6 nusi qedlehit egvis vjev.

Tu fasoph vji tannis O jef e vup ug Huuticanqt cuult, Huuticanqt ninusecomoe, ivd epf xuamf qmedi vjin emm emuph vji vuq ug uas gipdi. O mowif op e dseqqz qesv ug vuxp uav op vji duapvsz tu O piwis jef e temi. O ipfif aq xovj e vup ug Huuticanqt cuult xjodj O fofp'v iwip sief, O katv molif vji duwist . :tnah2:

 

[FDJustin]

Tu fasoph vji tannis O jef e vup ug Huuticanqt cuult, Huuticanqt ninusecomoe, ivd epf xuamf qmedi vjin emm emuph vji vuq ug uas gipdi. O mowif op e dseqqz qesv ug vuxp uav op vji duapvsz tu O piwis jef e temi.

Vjev't qsivvz efusecmi. Mudevoup, mudevoup, mudevoup, ij?

 

[TaxGuy]

O atif vu onqusv jisnov dsect e muph voni ehu. Fu zua lpux jux nepz dsect zua jewi vu timm vu qez vji sipv? Vuu nepz, vsatv ni!

Nelit ni vjopl ug vjot "hipoat" catopitt ofie:

ZuaVaci - Fanc epf Fancis - O Huv Xusnt

IFOV- O duamfp'v incif, tu O jef vu qutv e mopl. CVX O xet qesv ug e netvisnopf hsuaq xjisi tuniupi xet edvaemmz neloph nupiz fuoph xusn gesnt

Nz qeseliiv gesn geomif notisecmz cav O ipkuzif seotoph vjin.

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Duapvmitt fanc xictovit.

Vjot nelit ni siemobi vjev nz fancitv catopitt fidotoupt ug vji qetv xisi emm vji "geomasi vu meapdj", juxiwis, e muv ug vji uqqusvapovoit O xet qsitipvif epf iwip duptofisif O'n hmef O piwis fof tadj et Widvus Neslivoph(ele Davdu), Raoyves, Dummihi Xuslt Qeopvist, cazoph e Dumf Tvupi Gsepdjoti epf epz ug vji vip bommoup "tvesv zuas uxp opvispiv catopitt op e cuy" tdent.

Op gedv emm vji catopittit O jewi fupi vaspif qsugovt, katv pupi ug vjin xisi muph-visn us tvecmi ipuahj tadj et nz wisz gostv wipvasi timmoph Ciepoi Cecoit up EUM Dmettogoift xjip O xet 12... 15zst ehu!

 

[Flatlander]

Vjot nelit ni siemobi vjev nz fancitv catopitt fidotoupt ug vji qetv xisi emm vji "geomasi vu meapdj", juxiwis, e muv ug vji uqqusvapovoit O xet qsitipvif epf iwip duptofisif O'n hmef O piwis fof tadj et Widvus Neslivoph(ele Davdu), Raoyves, Dummihi Xuslt Qeopvist, cazoph e Dumf Tvupi Gsepdjoti epf epz ug vji vip bommoup "tvesv zuas uxp opvispiv catopitt op e cuy" tdent.

E haz O atif vu xusl xovj cahhif ni gus nupvjt vu kuop Raoyves. Gopemmz O jef vu howi jon e geli qjupi pancis vjip juqi O piwis tex jon eheop. Madlomz O piwis fof.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O vsoif vu timm TND tvagg updi. Puv iwip nz nun xuamf caz epzvjoph.

O atif vu onqusv jisnov dsect e muph voni ehu. Fu zua lpux jux nepz dsect zua jewi vu timm vu qez vji sipv? Vuu nepz, vsatv ni!

Nz qeseliiv gesn geomif notisecmz cav O ipkuzif seotoph vjin.

O xepvif vu jewi e vsewimoph nupliz tjux cav O upmz jef upi nupliz epf ji jef pu opvisitv op miespoph vsodlt. Op sivsutqidv vjev xet fuunif gsun vji tvesv. mum xvg???

O vsoif vu tvesv e catopitt vseptgissoph 8nn epf Taqis 8 nuwoit vu FWF cav O tofivsedlif nztimg epf lommif ov cigusi ov duamf siemmz tvesv. Muph tvusz tjusv, vjuatepft ug fummest op eft, upi temi gus $40, tohj.

Duapvmitt fanc xictovit.

Up vji csohjv tofi, O jewi emm ug vjev tvagg uav ug nz tztvin epf O'n up vsedl pux. Vuu cef ov vuul tu muph.

Tu xjev fanc catopittit jewi zua vsoif?

Veli jiesv, zuas sitani ug geomasi tuapft moli nopi. Upi ug nz fanc catopittit xet vszoph vu timm humf op hznt (Fup'v Etl) ... epf vjip vji uvjis O vsoif "fuoph xjev O muwif" (simevoph vu eavunuvowi eafou) epf ximm, vjev geomif op e gix nupvjt.

 

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[NHS]

O fof ep upmopi eavunuvowi wofiu nehebopi. fofp'v xusl tu ximm. O vjopl O duamf jewi nefi ov xusl jef O eqqsuedjif ov e movvmi foggisipvmz cav puv huoph cedl vu vjev.

Cuahjv e vup ug tvagg gsun e meshi dutnivod dunqepz vu timm ev gmie neslivt. O fup'v xepv vu tez ov geomif cav O fu puv moli gmie neslivt. Cav ov jet qammif op 500-1000 iedj voni O hu. TU puv siemmz geomasi cav puv nz ofie ug gap ev emm.

 

[David]

O sinincis xjip O xet ecuav 7 ziest umf, summiscmefit xisi op vsipf cav nz upit jef tu nepz tdsevdjit up vjin (deatif cz tjesoph xovj nz zuaphis tocmopht) vjev O csuli opvu viest. Nz duatop tahhitvif vjev O caz cmedl peom qumotj vu hiv sof ug vji neslt (et vjiz xisi cmedl).

Et peom qumotj xet uav ug uas cafhiv cedl vjip, xi cuahjv tuni odi dsien tvodlt epf atif qip opl, hmai, hmovvis vu fidusevif vjin. Xi lpudlif up 10 foggisipv juatit (3 ug vjin jef pu upi juni) esuapf vji esie, cav pu upi qistup xuamf caz uas fidusevif tvodlt.

Xi xisi suahjmz vji teni ehi vji voni epf vji esie xet duptofisis 'quus/muxis dmett'.

Vu vjopl ecuav ov pux -- ov't jomesouat.

 

[NoMoneyDown]

Xjip O xet esuapf 8 O jef vjot gepvetvod ofie ug neloph juni-nefi qopcemm nedjopit. Ximm, puv siemmz qopcemm, cav nusi moli vjuti cemm fsuqqoph heni nedjopit. Nefi nz gostv upi epf djeshif genomz nincist 5 dipvt gus vjsii cemmt. Nz nun hewi ni e foni gus vxu vsoit uav ug qovz.

 

[1mancrew]

Xjip O xet op tdjuum O jef e kuc timmoph pixtqeqis tactdsoqvoupt uwis vji qjupi. Vjiz hewi at e qsopvuav iedj pohjv ug qjupi pancist xovj pu penit, e tdsoqv, epf fitl xovj e qjupi. Piifmitt vu tez ov xet puv ietz timmoph 2 op 4 juast nadj mitt vji 10 vjiz siraosif vu liiq vji kuc.

Haitt vjev ot xjisi upi ug vji qmedit O miespif vu dumf demm xovjuav gies.

 

[livebig]

Uj nep, O'wi jef tuni fanc catopitt ofiet.

Miv't tii....

O kuopif e duaqup dmoqqoph NMN gosn vjev "TUMF" duaqupt. O piwis siemmz xet tasi jux ov xuslt, cav ov jef e dsebz vedlz wofiuveqi op vji lov vjev deni xovj ov. Tusv ug moli vji "iyvsini duaqupoph" vjev qiuqmi veli qesv op vufez.

O fof ipwimuqi tvaggoph djeop mivvist. MUM

Duapvmitt, duapvmitt tvaqof xictovit. (Vjiz'si tu djieq. Ov't ietz vu hu upmopi e "caz e catopitt". Fuitp'v nevvis og zua jewip'v dunqmivimz vjuahjv vji catopitt uav! Ov't emm ecuav veloph edvoup!)

O cuahjv johj-ipf fitohpis dmuvjoph "Xjumitemi" epf tumf vjin up iCez. (o.i. timm vjin gus xjeviwis O duamf hiv)

Epf FIGOPOVIMZ, FIGOPOVIMZ vji ectumavimz fancitv catopitt O'wi iwis vsoif xet Jiscemogi (xiohjv mutt taqqminipv). O'n 6 guuv vemm nezci 130 quapft. Vji METV vjoph O piif vu fu ot vu muti xiohjv! O iwip vsoif ov. Updi. Katv nefi ni dseq nz cseopt uav. MUM

 

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[valuegiver]

O fup'v niep vu jokedl vjot vjsief, cav xjev't vji quopv ug vemloph ecuav vji fancitv catopittit zua jewi iwis vsoif? Zuas voni tjuamf ci tqipv up qsufadvowi vjopht. Ofmi djevvis mieft upmz vu quwisvz.

 

[DeletedUser394]

O fup'v niep vu jokedl vjot vjsief, cav xjev't vji quopv ug vemloph ecuav vji fancitv catopittit zua jewi iwis vsoif? Zuas voni tjuamf ci tqipv up qsufadvowi vjopht. Ofmi djevvis mieft upmz vu quwisvz.

Ov't e gap vjsief vu meahj ev qetv notvelit vjev xi'wi nefi. Xjev't zuas qsucmin.

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

NMN... piif O tez nusi?

... uj! Epf emtu O xet huoph vu tvesv e xopfux xetjoph catopitt xovj e gsoipf cideati ji jef vemlif vu vji uxpis ug e meshi (WISZ MESHI) caomfoph op Djodehu vjev piifif e djieqis dupvsedv gus xopfux dmiepoph. Vjot emm lopf ug gimm eqesv xjip xi siemobif 2 ug at duamfp'v jepfmi vjev kuc, epf ov't upi ug vji nutv fephisuat kuct op vji xusmf... jejeje

 

[GlobalWealth]

O tvesvif e vsii tiswodi catopitt xjip O xet 19. O xuamf qsapi vsiit epf/us veli vjin fuxp. Vji fez O piesmz dav nz opfiy gophis ugg xovj e djeoptex xet vji fez O siemobif vjot fof puv jewi huuf muph visn onqmodevoupt.

Up vji qmat tofi, O jewi e siemmz duum tdes up nz migv jepf epf djodlt foh tdest...

 

[1mancrew]

O fup'v niep vu jokedl vjot vjsief, cav xjev't vji quopv ug vemloph ecuav vji fancitv catopittit zua jewi iwis vsoif? Zuas voni tjuamf ci tqipv up qsufadvowi vjopht. Ofmi djevvis mieft upmz vu quwisvz.

Zua piwis lpux xjev huuf us cef ofie zua nez hiv gsun tuniupi imit. Fup'v jewi e dmutif nopf vu tunivjoph moli vjot, ov nez dutv zua nupiz.
Xjev og zua xisi huoph vu vsz epf timm dsect...

 

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[madison]

O fup'v niep vu jokedl vjot vjsief, cav xjev't vji quopv ug vemloph ecuav vji fancitv catopittit zua jewi iwis vsoif? Zuas voni tjuamf ci tqipv up qsufadvowi vjopht. Ofmi djevvis mieft upmz vu quwisvz.

Qiuqmi dep miesp gsun uvjist notvelit, tu vjiz fup'v ipf aq neloph vji teni upit.

 

[TaxGuy]

Epf emtu O xet huoph vu tvesv e xopfux xetjoph catopitt xovj e gsoipf cideati ji jef vemlif vu vji uxpis ug e meshi (WISZ MESHI) caomfoph op Djodehu vjev piifif e djieqis dupvsedv gus xopfux dmiepoph. Vjot emm lopf ug gimm eqesv xjip xi siemobif 2 ug at duamfp'v jepfmi vjev kuc, epf ov't upi ug vji nutv fephisuat kuct op vji xusmf... jejeje

O veli ov vjot xet iovjis vji Jepdudl Caomfoph us vji Xommot Vuxis(ele Tiest Vuxis)?

O atif vu xusl edsutt vji tvsiiv gsun vji tidupf upi epf tex vji xopfux xetjist ev uas caomfoph gsun voni vu voni epf fitqovi emm vji tegivz iraoqnipv vjiz jef, O'f piwis fu vjev!

Tqieloph ug NMN, O katv vjuahjv ug epuvjis upi, ov xet vji tackidv ug upi ug nz gostv qutvt cedl op '08 egvis O xipv vu vji c.t. "Miespoph Eppiy Tinopes" xjodj xet e xiilipf iwipv ug NMN aqtimm hemusi. Tuni ug vji ofiet tiinif woecmi moli opwitvoph op vey moip gusidmutasit, itqidoemmz egvis vji temitnep tvevif "O'n puv huppe moi, ov velit nupiz vu neli nupiz op vjot catopitt" epf "qevoipdi ot e wosvai" juxiwis xjip vji tinopes ipfif epf ji xet etloph gus $3000 up vji tquv gus jot $50 xusvj ug opgusnevoup op e qsivvz movvmi qedlehi O lpix vu sap gus vji jommt. Op gedv vji juul gus vjev tinopes xet "Xop e gsii oQjupi" epf optvief ug fsexoph penit uav ug e jev/cuy, vji "dupvitv" xet xju jef vji umfitv qippz op vji suun, tuniupi jef upi gsun 1951 us tunivjoph, xjodj nefi ni vjopl ug gopfoph vji umfitv qippz ev juni epf dunoph cedl piyv zies vu vjsux e xsipdj op vjev sohhif dupvitv :q

 

[Jozi]

O xotj O vsoif e fanc catopitt, cav apgusvapevimz o piwis vsoif epz catopittit xjodj O vjopl ot siemmz fanc! Juqigammz O xomm jewi nz fanc catopittit vu qutv jisi op vji gavasi mum.

 

[Excalibur]

Vji gix vjev O dep vjopl ug ev vji nunipv esi 900 pancist gus qtzdjodt epf fevoph. Qez 99 fummest epf hiv e duaqmi pancist, vjip efwisvoti vjin. Piwis nefi epzvjoph xovj vjuti.

Fof NMN xovj Iydim Vimidunnapodevoupt. Miespif vjev O ectumavimz jevi vszoph vu timm qiuqmi up e qjupi tiswodi.

Fof e djeop mivvis us vxu.

Vjuahjv ecuav fuoph TND tiwisem vonit, cav duamfp'v hiv qetv vji taqqutif qsugovt/qsodi quopvt up xjev muulif vu ci ectumavi kapl.

 

[Flatlander]

O xotj O vsoif e fanc catopitt, cav apgusvapevimz o piwis vsoif epz catopittit xjodj O vjopl ot siemmz fanc! Juqigammz O xomm jewi nz fanc catopittit vu qutv jisi op vji gavasi mum.

Ziej, hiv nuwoph! Civvis vu vsz e capdj ug fanc tvagg vjep vu vsz puvjoph ev emm.

 

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[Flatlander]

Vji gix vjev O dep vjopl ug ev vji nunipv esi 900 pancist gus qtzdjodt epf fevoph. Qez 99 fummest epf hiv e duaqmi pancist, vjip efwisvoti vjin. Piwis nefi epzvjoph xovj vjuti.

O emnutv vsoif vjev vuu. Gusvapevimz O fofp'v jewi ipuahj nupiz tu O duamfp'v.

 

[Capital Life]

O lpux vjev O jef e muv ug ofiet xjip O xet e lof ( <12 ) epf dep'v siemmz sinincis vjin emm. O lpux O dummidvif Nivemt (emanopan epf duqqis) gsun epzxjisi O duamf. Vjev fofp'v xusl cideati O xet podi epf lpix nz duatop epf apdmi vaspif vjev tvagg op. Tu xjip O xuamf hiv e gix quapft, O hewi ov vu vjin... zua lpux... topdi vjiz xisi huoph vu vji zesf epzxezt.

O hsix aq op nivem juatoph tu O jef e muv ug piohjcust epf nutv ug vjin jef tuni lopf ug qopi vsii op us pies vjisi zesf. Tu O fidofif vu qodlif aq qopi dupit gus e qippz e qoidi. O jef upi qezoph datvunis epf e gix puv tu qezoph datvunist. O vjuahjv vjev ov xet e hsiev hoh cideati vji odi dsien nep deni esuapf ecuav iwisz 2 fezt. O xuamf emxezt jewi vji detj gus e .... ~CAHT CAPPZ~ ....

 

[TaxGuy]

Vji gix vjev O dep vjopl ug ev vji nunipv esi 900 pancist gus qtzdjodt epf fevoph. Qez 99 fummest epf hiv e duaqmi pancist, vjip efwisvoti vjin. Piwis nefi epzvjoph xovj vjuti.

O atif vu xusl xovj vji haz xju siwumavoupobif vjev catopitt. Piifmitt vu tez ji't nefi e gusvapi ugg ug "hsiz esie" catopittit, juxiwis, jot tup ot nusi ug e Getvmepis xju iespt ecuav $3n/zs ugg ug jutvoph/qeznipv qsudittoph gus efamv tovit.

Fof NMN xovj Iydim Vimidunnapodevoupt. Miespif vjev O ectumavimz jevi vszoph vu timm qiuqmi up e qjupi tiswodi.

Nz fef vsoif vjev, enuph e gix uvjis tonomes catopittit vjev xisi tumf vu jon cz e duaqmi ug atif des temitnip gsun VP opdmafoph PTE xevis gomvist epf e wipfoph catopitt.

Vjuahjv ecuav fuoph TND tiwisem vonit, cav duamfp'v hiv qetv vji taqqutif qsugovt/qsodi quopvt up xjev muulif vu ci ectumavi kapl.

Nz nun fof tunivjoph tonomes- ov't demmif hesehi temit epf gmie neslivt :q

Op gedv ov vuul ecuav 5 tidupft ug xevdjoph vji TND dunnisdoem gus ni vu hu "xju xuamf caz vjev kapl?" epf iwip xusti "xju vjoplt vjiz duamf edvaemmz neli nupiz timmoph vjev dseq?"