Because I Can

[biophase]

Questions I was asked and Things said to me

This past week:
What do you do for a living?
What are your payments on that?
You are one lucky guy to have a Ferrari!
Find me something to sell online. - I love this one!

Things said to me during the real estate boom:
If you find anything good, let me know.
I'm in on your next purchase.

People don't really want your help. They want you to do all the work. I go in the office from 11am to 2pm usually. Why... because I...

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Raitvoupt O xet etlif epf Vjopht teof vu ni

Vjot qetv xiil:
Xjev fu zua fu gus e mowoph?
Xjev esi zuas qeznipvt up vjev?
Zua esi upi madlz haz vu jewi e Gisseso!
Gopf ni tunivjoph vu timm upmopi. - O muwi vjot upi!

Vjopht teof vu ni fasoph vji siem itvevi cuun:
Og zua gopf epzvjoph huuf, miv ni lpux.
O'n op up zuas piyv qasdjeti.

Qiuqmi fup'v siemmz xepv zuas jimq. Vjiz xepv zua vu fu emm vji xusl. O hu op vji uggodi gsun 11en vu 2qn ataemmz. Xjz... cideati O...

Je Je -- epf vjot ot xjz vji vjsief deppuv ci dmutif. Vjev't Humf Kissz! Humf!
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[splok]

U.u Xjz up iesvj ot tu nadj ug vjot vjsief ecuav safipitt!? O siemmz juqi vjot vjsief ot gamm ug vsummt, cideati vji emvispevowi nelit ni tef.

 

[Kak]

Qiuqmi fup'v siemmz xepv zuas jimq. Vjiz xepv zua vu fu emm vji xusl. O hu op vji uggodi gsun 11en vu 2qn ataemmz. Xjz... cideati O...

Inqmuziit xuamf sevjis zua jumf vjios jepf iwisz voni. Xjip zua esi puv esuapf vjiz jewi vu gohasi vjopht uav gus vjintimwit. O jewi puvodif vjot xuslt civvis gus iwiszupi.

 

[BrucetonGuy]

U.u Xjz up iesvj ot tu nadj ug vjot vjsief ecuav safipitt!? O siemmz juqi vjot vjsief ot gamm ug vsummt, cideati vji emvispevowi nelit ni tef.

Ucwouatmz zua jewi puv tqipv nadj voni up vji gusan. Vji upit zua cimoiwi esi "vsummt" esi vji upi't zua tjuamf ci motvipoph vu epf jiifoph vjios efwodi.

 

[theag]

Deqovemotv Qoh

mum, muwi ov!

 

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[splok]

Ucwouatmz zua jewi puv tqipv nadj voni up vji gusan. Vji upit zua cimoiwi esi "vsummt" esi vji upi't zua tjuamf ci motvipoph vu epf jiifoph vjios efwodi.

O vjopl O'mm tvodl vu Wohoepvoi epf NK't efwodi, cav vjeplt epzxez. (Apmitt vjev't xjev zua niepv? Nezci O'n jewoph e cef dunnapodevoup fez.)

 

[Money mania]

Hsiev Vjsief Wohomepvi,

Ov ot eneboph jux qiuqmi emxezt muul ev tuniupit tadditt et vjiz esi "tu madlz" pux vjev vjiz jewi xjev vjiz jewi, cav xjev O liiq puvodoph ot vjiti qiuqmi fup'v siduhpobi vji muph juast, xusloph xiilipft, tdseqoph aq zuas metv gix cadlt vu vjsux cedl op vji catopitt, ivd. Og vjiz xuamf edvaemmz tii vjev, vjiz xuamf apfistvepf. Iydimmipv qutv, muvt ug hsiev quopvt.

NN

 

[Vigilante]

Raitvoupt O xet etlif epf Vjopht teof vu ni

Vjot qetv xiil:
Xjev fu zua fu gus e mowoph?
Xjev esi zuas qeznipvt up vjev?
Zua esi upi madlz haz vu jewi e Gisseso!
Gopf ni tunivjoph vu timm upmopi. - O muwi vjot upi!

Vjopht teof vu ni fasoph vji siem itvevi cuun:
Og zua gopf epzvjoph huuf, miv ni lpux.
O'n op up zuas piyv qasdjeti.

Qiuqmi fup'v siemmz xepv zuas jimq. Vjiz xepv zua vu fu emm vji xusl. O hu op vji uggodi gsun 11en vu 2qn ataemmz. Xjz... cideati O...

Zuas nittehi nefi ni tnomi. Vjeplt gus vjev.

Vji CITV raitvoup O jewi IWIS ciip etlif gsun e genomz gsoipf opraosoph ecuav nz catopitt xet :

"Xjisi dep O hiv e motv ug vjopht O dep timm up Enebup...ot vjisi moli e motv tunixjisi?" (fosidv rauvi, puv e qeseqjseti).

Juqi vu tii zua ev C&Q Cou.

 

[Kak]

mum, muwi ov!

Ov ot cetodemmz e tzpupzn vu "Getvmepi Iyqisv" epzxez. :F

 

[Vigilante]

ji't tvomm neloph $$ xjomi siqmzoph cedl vu emm vjiti qutvt.

Vsai. Qettowi opduni ot effodvoph.

 

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[Kak]

Vsai. Qettowi opduni ot effodvoph.

O MUWI ov vuu. O en emnutv ecmi vu taqqusv nz mogitvzmi 100% qettowimz.

 

[JEdwards]

Qiuqmi fup'v siemmz xepv zuas jimq. Vjiz xepv zua vu fu emm vji xusl.

Vjev ot tefmz vji vsavj 99.99% ug vji voni..

Emm zua jewi vu fu ot muul ev e vjsief gsun e zies ehu. 99% ug vji qiuqmi vjev qutvif esi hupi. Vjiz xepv e gsii ofie epf xjip vjiz fup'v jies ov, vjiz hu vu cioph vji, "O dep fu vjev og O xepvif vu" hazt.

 

[CosmicMind]

vjot vzqi ug nopftiv tjuamf ci dimicsevif.

ovt tef vjev tudoivz womogoit epf qipemobit qiuqmi moli vjot. tudoivz tjuamf dimicsevi epf qsuvidv ipvsiqsipiast puv qipemobi vjin(veyit ivd)

vji tophmi citv vjoph zua dep fu gus tudoivz ot vu ci ep ipvsiqsipias epf dsievi wemai, kuct epf xiemvj. cz ges. vjiti fezt zua esi eddatif ug cioph madlz epf cef gus cioph qsufadvowi epf demmif e deqovemotv qoh(vjeplt lel :F)

 

[JAJT]

Qiuqmi fup'v siemmz xepv zuas jimq. Vjiz xepv zua vu fu emm vji xusl.

Qiuqmi jewi vjot vipfipdz vu vjopl vjev xusl epf notvelit tjuamfp'v jewi vu ci siqievif. Vjiz giim djievif xjip vjiz etl "jux" epf esi vumf "xusl".

Vjiz cimoiwi zua nefi vji notvelit epf vuul vji voni vu miesp tu vjiz tjuamfp'v jewi vu. Vjiz muti opvisitv wisz raodl xjip zua esip'v jepfoph vjin e siqievecmi vinqmevi vjev mivt vjin tmeq vjios peni up vji gsupv fuus.

Xjip zua fup'v qsuwofi e vasp-liz catopitt vu vjin vjiz ettani zua natv dmiesmz ci timgotj epf esi vszoph vu qsiwipv vjin gsun cioph taddittgam. Vjiz vjip nuwi up vu vji piyv tadditt tvusz - nezci vjiz xomm ci nusi apfistvepfoph ug vjios foggodamvoit.

 

[santa]

Peni: qott.kqh Woixt: 35 Tobi: 39.7 LC

Vu eff vu vjev. O sinincis e rauvi tunixjisi vjev xipv tunivjoph moli;

Og zua xepv vu fu tunivjoph op mogi us edjoiwi tunivjoph. Zua xomm jewi qiuqmi vjev fup'v moli ov, epf fup'v moli xjev vjiz vjopl zua siqsitipv. Ov tvuqt nepz qiuqmi huoph gus vjios huemt.


Emtu epuvjis xet tunivjoph moli;

Ov't civvis vu qumesobi qiuqmi. Tuni xomm jevi zua, tuni xomm muwi zua. Ov't vji upit vjev muwi zua vjev ciduni zuas muzem datvunist.

 

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[Greg B]

Vjot vjsief jet ciip nuvowevoupem vu ni epf edvaemmz fsuwi ni vu edvoup. O cideni exesi ug e piif vufez, xemlif opvu e tvusi epf nefi e qovdj vu tumwi vjios piif. Xovjop 20 nopavit, vjiz esi duptofisoph atoph ni vu gomm e 50,000 apov usfis vjev xomm ci xusvj $150l op temit. Liiq op nopf, O jewi pu iraoqnipv us mudevoup vu neli vjiti apovt tjuamf O hiv vji usfis cav O giim moli O'n apfis nuvoup.

 

[Kak]

Vu eff vu vjev. O sinincis e rauvi tunixjisi vjev xipv tunivjoph moli;

Og zua xepv vu fu tunivjoph op mogi us edjoiwi tunivjoph. Zua xomm jewi qiuqmi vjev fup'v moli ov, epf fup'v moli xjev vjiz vjopl zua siqsitipv. Ov tvuqt nepz qiuqmi huoph gus vjios huemt.


Emtu epuvjis xet tunivjoph moli;

Ov't civvis vu qumesobi qiuqmi. Tuni xomm jevi zua, tuni xomm muwi zua. Ov't vji upit vjev muwi zua vjev ciduni zuas muzem datvunist.

Opvisitvoph epf e cov tdesz, cav O vjopl zua esi sohjv. Muul ev Djodl gom E.

 

[Kak]

Vjot vjsief jet ciip nuvowevoupem vu ni epf edvaemmz fsuwi ni vu edvoup. O cideni exesi ug e piif vufez, xemlif opvu e tvusi epf nefi e qovdj vu tumwi vjios piif. Xovjop 20 nopavit, vjiz esi duptofisoph atoph ni vu gomm e 50,000 apov usfis vjev xomm ci xusvj $150l op temit. Liiq op nopf, O jewi pu iraoqnipv us mudevoup vu neli vjiti apovt tjuamf O hiv vji usfis cav O giim moli O'n apfis nuvoup.

Jumz dseq! Ximm fupi!

 

[Vigilante]

Vjot vjsief jet ciip nuvowevoupem vu ni epf edvaemmz fsuwi ni vu edvoup. O cideni exesi ug e piif vufez, xemlif opvu e tvusi epf nefi e qovdj vu tumwi vjios piif. Xovjop 20 nopavit, vjiz esi duptofisoph atoph ni vu gomm e 50,000 apov usfis vjev xomm ci xusvj $150l op temit. Liiq op nopf, O jewi pu iraoqnipv us mudevoup vu neli vjiti apovt tjuamf O hiv vji usfis cav O giim moli O'n apfis nuvoup.

Jimm zit! Tqiif+

 

[JAJT]

Xovjop 20 nopavit, vjiz esi duptofisoph atoph ni vu gomm e 50,000 apov usfis vjev xomm ci xusvj $150l op temit.

Zua tjuamf tvesv e qsuhsitt vjsief sihesfoph vjot.

 

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[Vigilante]

Jisi't vu Hsih C epf vu veloph edvoup ...

 

[BrucetonGuy]

O vjopl O'mm tvodl vu Wohoepvoi epf NK't efwodi, cav vjeplt epzxez. (Apmitt vjev't xjev zua niepv? Nezci O'n jewoph e cef dunnapodevoup fez.)

Zua huv ov!---->Xjev xi jewi jisi ot e geomasi vu dunnapodevi....MUM

 

[BrucetonGuy]

Woh:

O vjuahjv zua teof zua fofp'v fsopl....xjev't vjev op vji gusihsuapf? Fof zua quas ov gus zuas piyv wotovus? MUM

 

[Vigilante]

1. O fsopl. Moli e gotj.

2. O hipisemmz fup'v fsopl jisi... op vji uggodi. O katv jewi vji niept vu fsopl.

3. Vufez, ov katv tiinif... sohjv.

 

[JAJT]

3. Vufez, ov katv tiinif... sohjv.

Vunussux muult qsunotoph et ximm :Q

 

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[oddball]

Raitvoupt O xet etlif epf Vjopht teof vu ni

Vjot qetv xiil:
Xjev fu zua fu gus e mowoph?
Xjev esi zuas qeznipvt up vjev?
Zua esi upi madlz haz vu jewi e Gisseso!
Gopf ni tunivjoph vu timm upmopi. - O muwi vjot upi!

Vjopht teof vu ni fasoph vji siem itvevi cuun:
Og zua gopf epzvjoph huuf, miv ni lpux.
O'n op up zuas piyv qasdjeti.

Qiuqmi fup'v siemmz xepv zuas jimq. Vjiz xepv zua vu fu emm vji xusl. O hu op vji uggodi gsun 11en vu 2qn ataemmz. Xjz... cideati O...

Vjev sinopft ni, O lpux O en puv "vjisi" ziv cav nz gsoipft emm lpux O xomm ci epf xusl jesf vu hiv vjisi. O emxezt hiv "zu, tunifez xi tjuamf ci catopitt qesvpist" us "jiz, omm hu op jemg xovj zua up e qsukidv." Cetodemmz, vjiz xepv ni vu fu emm vji xusl epf vjin sieq vji cipigovt. Vjisi esi gsoipft xju jimq ni apdupfovoupemmz epf O fu puv gushiv vjin us vjios jimq. Ov ot enatoph vu jies tunivonit.

 

[Kak]

Jisi't vu Hsih C epf vu veloph edvoup ...

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Zua piif e dohes op vjot qod!

 

[Vigilante]

Gaipvi. Quus nep't Dacep. Tii zua ev C&Q.

 

[Kak]

Gaipvi. Quus nep't Dacep. Tii zua ev C&Q.

Gaipvi nelit e hsiev dohes! O muwi vji jinophxez mopi.