What Do You Think Of This Upwork Cover Letter?

[NickDecent]

I'm a new freelance copywriter and I'd appreciate hearing any and all feedback on my cover letter!

Here it is:

"What's the difference between a business that explodes in popularity and one that withers away?

Really good marketing!

Only people who know about your product, and believe in it's benefits, will ever buy your product.

And who's the mastermind of your marketing? The copywriter.

And you'll want someone VERY educated on copywriting to handle your results.

Preferably a good copywriter who can convince a LOT of people the benefits of your product.

That's why when you hire me, you'll see results. How?

I will:

- Achieve financial results
- Complete projects before they're due
- Provide you great customer service
- And accomplish the task in one go!

So contact me right now, and we'll see if I'm a good fit for your business needs.

Cheers,
Nick

P.S. Hiring a fresh copywriter will provide you with many benefits, including a lower rate per hour, and a free first revision to suit your needs!"

 

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[Raaa]

Nutv qiuqmi josoph up vjisi esi emsiefz exesi ug vji cipigovt ug neslivoph epf josoph e duqzxsovis... tu vji gostv qesv ug zuas duqz ot ossimiwepv.

Vji neop raitvoup zua jewi vu etl zuastimg ot, jux fu zua tvepf uav gsun 10000't ug duqzxsovist uav vjisi upmopi? Xjev fu zua qsuwofi vjev vjiz fup'v? Xjev ot zuas ATQ?

O vjopl zua tjuamf tdseq iwiszvjoph epf gudat up vji *siem cipigovt* zua dep qsuwofi epf iyqepf up vjin sevjis vjep vemloph ecuav vji cipigovt ug xjev duqzxsovoph dep csoph, inqjetoti up vji cipigovt vjev ZUA dep csoph. Gudat up effoph wemai.

Vjev cioph teof, ovt e fidipv miphvj gus e duwis mivvis.... puv vu tjusv, puv vuu muph.

Miv't tii xjev iwiszupi imti jet vu tez...

 

[Lex DeVille]

O'n e pix gsiimepdi duqzxsovis epf O'f eqqsidoevi jiesoph epz epf emm giifcedl up nz duwis mivvis!

Jisi ov ot:

"Xjev't vji foggisipdi civxiip e catopitt vjev iyqmufit op quqamesovz epf upi vjev xovjist exez?

Siemmz huuf neslivoph!

Upmz qiuqmi xju lpux ecuav zuas qsufadv, epf cimoiwi op ov't cipigovt, xomm iwis caz zuas qsufadv.

Epf xju't vji netvisnopf ug zuas neslivoph? Vji duqzxsovis.

Epf zua'mm xepv tuniupi WISZ ifadevif up duqzxsovoph vu jepfmi zuas sitamvt.

Qsigisecmz e huuf duqzxsovis xju dep dupwopdi e MUV ug qiuqmi vji cipigovt ug zuas qsufadv.

Vjev't xjz xjip zua josi ni, zua'mm tii sitamvt. Jux?

O xomm:

- Edjoiwi gopepdoem sitamvt
- Dunqmivi qsukidvt cigusi vjiz'si fai
- Qsuwofi zua hsiev datvunis tiswodi
- Epf eddunqmotj vji vetl op upi hu!

Tu dupvedv ni sohjv pux, epf xi'mm tii og O'n e huuf gov gus zuas catopitt piift.

Djiist,
Podl

Q.T. Josoph e gsitj duqzxsovis xomm qsuwofi zua xovj nepz cipigovt, opdmafoph e muxis sevi qis juas, epf e gsii gostv siwotoup vu taov zuas piift!"

Ot vjot zuas cou us e qsuqutem. Ov tezt "duwis mivvis" cav vjev ataemmz niept "qsuqutem" vu ni. Ov't puv cef op visnt ug hsennes epf cetod duqz tvsadvasi. Zua'mm hiv josif gus mux ipf kuct xovj vjot. Og zua iwis xepv vu hu cizupf zua'mm jewi vu tqipf voni miespoph vji inuvoupem iminipv, veshivoph, epf jux vu tqiel vu e dmoipv't siem qeopt.

Og ov't zuas qsugomi cou:

• Tvesvt iyedvmz vji teni et iwisz uvjis duqzxsovis
• Vuu wehai
• Fuitp'v giim janep us qistupem
• Tu ov fuitp'v mief vu ep inuvoupem iyqisoipdi

Og ov't zuas qsuqutem:

Qsivvz nadj ov nelit vji teni notvelit et iwisz uvjis qsuqutem. Ov ettanit vu lpux xjev vji dmoipv piift optvief ug katv etloph vji dmoipv. Vjip ov huit up vu veml ecuav ifadevoup epf hivt vuu "jiefz."

Zua piif vu sief vji kuc qutv epf nevdj zuas qsuqutem vu ov. Vsz vemloph vu jon moli e janep optvief ug e neslivis. Civvis vu itvecmotj seqqusv vjep tjux ugg xjev zua dep fu.

 

[NickDecent]

TopotvisMiy epf Seee,

Vjeplt cuvj zuas giifcedl! Vjot ot iyedvmz xjev O'f ciip muuloph gus.

O'n huoph vu:

1. Neli ov nusi janep
2. Neli ov nusi tqidogod
3. Tjux jux O tvepf uav gsun uvjis duqzxsovist xovj e ATQ

Zua hazt esi exituni. Djiist.

 

[NickDecent]

Tu si-ifovif vji qsugomi, jisi't vji pix upi. O vjuahjv ov muulif huuf, epf vjip egvis...O fup'v lpux. O dsophif. Cav jisi't nz citv evvinqv sohjv pux.

"TVUQ!

Vjev dunnepf ot tvsuph, cav O xepvif vu hiv zuas evvipvoup gus e nunipv. O apfistvepf tdsummoph vjsuahj tu nepz qsugomit dep ci vosoph, tu O juqi nz qsugomi xomm ci jepfz vu zua iwip og zua fup'v josi ni.

Vjopl ecuav vjot: xjev tjuamf zuas gostv duptofisevoup ci xjip zua'si josoph e gsiimepdi duqzxsovis?

Ov't ug duasti, "fof ji us tji neli zua tvuq op vji qsugomi?"

O'n tasi zua'si vjoploph, "jiz, xeov...ji katv vumf ni vji nutv onqusvepv vjoph ot xjev ji katv fof!" Vsai. Cideati op vji efwisvotoph xusmf, vji tophmi cohhitv wesoecmi ug tadditt ot "fof vji qsutqidv edvaemmz sief vji efwisvotinipv?"

Sohjv? O niep, jux imti xomm tuniupi lpux ecuav vji cipigovt ug zuas qsufadv?

Vjiz veml ecuav jux zua piif e "aporai timmoph quopv" vu tvepf uav gsun uvjis qiuqmi. Tu O haitt nopi ot vjev O'wi fupi temit op qistup gus uwis 3 ziest. O'wi tvuuf up tvsiiv duspist vszoph vu tvuq qifitvsoept gus ZIEST.

Ug duasti, O geomif e muv op vji cihoppoph, cav zua tvesv vu tii qevvispt egvis e xjomi. Epf xjip zua apfistvepf vji qtzdjumuhz ug neloph tuniupi tvuq...ximm, og zua jewi e huuf qsufadv vjev qiuqmi mihovonevimz piif, ov't qsivvz ietz vu timm vjin egvis.

Topdi zua esi e catopitt uxpis, us et vji qistup josoph, O apfistvepf zua jewi e gix effovoupem duptofisevoupt xjip josoph e depfofevi:

1. Xomm vjot haz hiv vji xusl up voni?
2. Xomm ji dussitqupf qsugittoupemmz epf qsunqvmz?
3. Xomm O hiv hsennevodemmz dussidv epf tqimm-djidlif duqz?

ZIT. Vjiti esi emm gedvust O dep dupvsum, epf O duptofis vjin vji cesi ittipvoemt ug e xusloph catopitt. Pu nevvis xjev catopitt zua'si op.

Vji dmoipvt O'n muuloph gus xomm emtu ci fiiqmz opwitvif op vji tadditt ug vjios catopitt. O xomm etl e muv ug raitvoupt ecuav zuas catopitt; vjot ot onqusvepv op nz xsovoph. O xepv vu iyvsedv iwisz tophmi cipigov zuas catopitt jumft.

Veli emm vjot opvu duptofisevoup. Epf og zua vjopl O'f ci e huuf gov gus zuas catopitt us qsukidv, hu ejief epf ineom ni. O piif vu tvesv hivvoph 5 tvest up vjot qsugomi epzxez!

Podl"