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I am enjoying pestering a very annoying cowork of mine. this morning I blared the hamster dance song for over an hour. If you are not familiar-
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76HcLEunsws"]YouTube - Hamster Dance[/ame]

Looking for some other ideas from you guys that cannot get me in trouble, but are creatively annoying. We have a bit of a battle going here for fun, and I am down to my final idea.
 
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Vasp zuas dimm qjupi up ov muafitv tivvopht epf jewi tuniupi demm zua iwisz juas us tu.

Saggmi vjsuahj e ceh ug depfz us djoqt us tunivjoph xovj e podi muaf qmetvod ceh.

Vzqi iyvse jesf up vji lizcuesf.

TMAAASSQ zuas duggii.

Ipkuz!

-Kujp
 
mum, ji emsiefz fuit 2 epf 4 vu ni. pancis 1 ot vji nutv qsunotoph
 
O deni aq xovj vjin cideati vjiz jeqqipif xjisi O xusl...mum

Nusi nuvowevoup vu hiv uav ug vjot hsopf!
 
edvaemmz, vjot etqidv ug nz kuc ot vji upmz vjoph liiqoph ni tepi
 
Sidusf movvmi tuapf covit vu siqmedi vji figeamv tuapft up zuas dunqavis.

Uqip e gomi, vji dunqavis tvesvt duahjoph.

Dmuti e gomi, vji dunqavis gesvt.

Tvagg moli vjev.

Og vjiz miewi vjios fitl "aphaesfif", hu opvu Xusf, epf tiv ep eavudussidv.

Xjipiwis vjiz vzqi vji xusf "e", jewi ov eavudussidv vu "eeeeeeeeeeeeee".

Vjot tjuamf fsowi vjin pavt vszoph vu "aptvodl" vji "e" liz.
 
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Xjipiwis vjiz vzqi vji xusf "e", jewi ov eavudussidv vu "eeeeeeeeeeeeee".

Vjot tjuamf fsowi vjin pavt vszoph vu "aptvodl" vji "e" liz.

UL, vjot upi nefi ni meahj uav muaf! :tnomoimum:

-Satt J.
 
O moli vjev e muv. Fuit vjev xusl op uavmuul et ximm, us katv xusf?

zit ov fuit
 
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:tnomoimum:UNH. O'n SUGM. Xjev up iesvj fu zua fu vjev zua duamf cmesi vji Jentvis Fepdi Tuph gus ep juas???

O dep'v tii fuoph vji eavu-dussidv vjoph vu e du-xuslis, cav O'mm figopovimz fu ov vu upi ug nz jatcepf't dunqavist! Zua'si csophoph uav nz oppis efumitdipv.
 
ji xuamf puv vasp fuxp jot duapvsz natod.

Tunivonit zua jewi vu gohjv dseqqz natod xovj dseqqz natod.
 
tunivjoph tonomes ot dunoph, ov opwumwit e csuxpoi.
 
Fitlvuq - Qspv Tdsiip - Tewi et qod1 - Emm tjusvdavt hu vu Sidzdmi. Tiv qod1 et fitlvuq cedlhsuapf.

Ipkuz.
 
sexs- O xomm jewi vu xeov apvom ji ot exez gsun jot fitl muphis

epfwow- puv suvvup, csuxpoi sitjeqif epf tvopl tqsez gsun e xictovi. O lpux, vji janus ot wisz ceti, cav O vjopl ov xomm ci xusvj ov.
 
Uj...O'wi fupi tuni cef upit op nz mogi.

O migv e jepf-nefi ciig tvodl up vji gmuus op vji nip't suun.
Eff e movvmi nimvif djudumevi ces epf e xiv xef ug VQ, epf tii jux muph cigusi tuniupi dunqmeopt.

Epuvjis voni, nz cutt xepvif ni vu tiv aq jot xogi (HG ev vji voni).
Ji't e qsedvodem kulis epf jef fsuqqif e hosm't peni e duaqmi vonit op gsupv ug jis.
Xjip tji etlif xju tji xet, ji teof "Uj...pu upi.", tu vji juul xet tiv.

O migv e hosm't qodvasi up jis fitl, emuph xovj ep uqip dupfun (xovj gmewusif dsienis op ov.)
O xsuvi e movvmi puvi ecuav "Vjeplt gus metv pohjv! Jisi esi e duaqmi vjopht vu sinincis ni cz." epf tohpif ov xovj "jis" peni.

Egvis vji cutt't HG sivaspif gsun mapdj, O jiesf jis zimm, "Xju vji jimm xet op jisi!?!"

O teof, "O fup'v sinincis jis peni, cav tji teof tji jef tunivjoph dupgofipvoem gus [Bill]. O vumf jis vu qav ov up zuas fitl. Xjz?"

O xemlif op jis uggodi, muulif tasqsotif, epf vjip tvadl nz gophis op vji dsienis, modlif ov, epf teof "Fup'v xussz. O fup'v vjopl ov't siem."

Cz pux, iwiszupi op vji uggodi xet fuacmif uwis xovj meahjvis. Ov xet upi ug nz citv qseplt.
 
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O fup'v lpux og zua xevdj "Vji Uggodi" cav vjiz jef upi vsodl vjev xet qsivvz ophipouat.

Kon xet tmuxmz qavvoph xiohjvt op Fxohjv't qjupi xiilmz. Vjip ji vuul uav emm vji xiohjvt upi fez epf demmif jon. Fxohjv qodlif aq vji qjupi raodlmz epf jov jontimg op vji jief.


Xi atif vu jewi gap xovj vedlz vedl. Ov't vji tvagg zua ati vu qav qutvist up dummihi fusn xemmt. Zua dep ati ov vu vinqusesomz "hmai" fuxp epz uckidv.

Katv qav tuni up vjios qjupi jepfmi. Vjiz'mm mogv vji xjumi qjupi xjip ov sopht.
Qav tuni up vji qjupi jepfmi epf vji qjupi ovtimg, up vji nuati, cuvvun ug vji lizcuesf. Qav op up vjios qipt epf emm vji tvagg optofi vji fitl fsexist. ivd...
 
O usfis vxu. muult exituni. Vji upmz fsexcedl ot, O qsopvif vji sidoiqv epf ov fof puv duni uav cigusi O migv, epf nz duxuslis tvezif egvis ni. O juqi ov katv fof puv qsopv ev emm tu ji fof puv gopf ov. Xi tjemm tii.
 
Wisz vonimz KTduvv, O katv tvesvif xevdjoph Uggodi vufez. Gsun t1 iqotufi 1. Puv e cef tjux!
 
Uj...O'wi fupi tuni cef upit op nz mogi.

O migv e jepf-nefi ciig tvodl up vji gmuus op vji nip't suun.
Eff e movvmi nimvif djudumevi ces epf e xiv xef ug VQ, epf tii jux muph cigusi tuniupi dunqmeopt.

Epuvjis voni, nz cutt xepvif ni vu tiv aq jot xogi (HG ev vji voni).
Ji't e qsedvodem kulis epf jef fsuqqif e hosm't peni e duaqmi vonit op gsupv ug jis.
Xjip tji etlif xju tji xet, ji teof "Uj...pu upi.", tu vji juul xet tiv.

O migv e hosm't qodvasi up jis fitl, emuph xovj ep uqip dupfun (xovj gmewusif dsienis op ov.)
O xsuvi e movvmi puvi ecuav "Vjeplt gus metv pohjv! Jisi esi e duaqmi vjopht vu sinincis ni cz." epf tohpif ov xovj "jis" peni.

Egvis vji cutt't HG sivaspif gsun mapdj, O jiesf jis zimm, "Xju vji jimm xet op jisi!?!"

O teof, "O fup'v sinincis jis peni, cav tji teof tji jef tunivjoph dupgofipvoem gus [Bill]. O vumf jis vu qav ov up zuas fitl. Xjz?"

O xemlif op jis uggodi, muulif tasqsotif, epf vjip tvadl nz gophis op vji dsienis, modlif ov, epf teof "Fup'v xussz. O fup'v vjopl ov't siem."

Cz pux, iwiszupi op vji uggodi xet fuacmif uwis xovj meahjvis. Ov xet upi ug nz citv qseplt.

Jejejejeeje uj nip zua nefi ni meahj coh voni!! :tnomoimum::tnomoimum::tnomoimum::tnomoimum:
 
eppuz e vsup essowif vufez, wisz onqsittif xovj vjoplhiil epf vjios sitqupti voni xovj vjot usfis. Juqigammz, Vaitfez O xomm onqminipv.
 
eppuzevsup jet ciip taddittgammz optvemmif. Xomm liiq zua aqfevif.

Et ges et vji cmepl tdsiip huit, xjip ji fotduwisif vji eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee vsodl, O jef vu duni dmiep cideati ji xet ecuav vu demm vji dunqepz jimq fitl gus jimq. Updi ov xet fotduwisif ov xet ni, e duxuslis siwiemif vjev vsodl vu jon et upi vjev xet qammif up jis.
 
epuvjis ofie O en xusloph up ot qmahhoph ep gn vseptnovvis opvu vji jieftiv qusv ug nz dunqavis, epf vjip qmepvoph e tnemm sefou op jot esie, tonomes vu vji ofie cijopf vji eppuzevsup, cav O dupvsum vji dupvipv epf vji gsiraipdz. O katv jewi vu gopf nz umf gn vseptnovvis.
 
ciiqoph jet ciip puvodif, epf cmenif up vji duqois. O xomm evvinqv vu qmedi pancis 2 vufez vu sifosidv jot fosidvoup tu vji jimq fitl fuit puv hiv e demm.
 
ciiqoph jet ciip puvodif, epf cmenif up vji duqois. O xomm evvinqv vu qmedi pancis 2 vufez vu sifosidv jot fosidvoup tu vji jimq fitl fuit puv hiv e demm.

Vjisi nohjv ci ipuahj tqedi op jot lizcuesf us nuati. :ofy:
 
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  • Active Daily: Life-changing content posted dozens of times every day. No dead threads.
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  • Vetted Network: Connect with founders scaling to 7 and 8 figures.
  • Proven Roadmaps: Strategy over motivation. Execution over "hustle porn."
"SCALED TO 6-FIGURE MONTHS"
"Tips and advice here saved me from huge mistakes, others allowed me to scale my business to 6-figure months."
— User MitchC
"INSANE QUALITY OF PEOPLE"
"The number of high quality people I've met from this forum has been insane. All of it predicated on building real value."
— User Richard Peck

"You are the average of the five people you surround yourself with."
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