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IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS MEXICO’S SOUTHERN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE SHOT AT, BEATEN, JAILED THEN, PERHAPS, SENT BACK.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
1. A JOB,
2. A DRIVERS LICENSE, (MANY ARE FORGED)
3. A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD (MANY ARE FORGED)
4. WELFARE,
5. FOOD STAMPS,
6. CREDIT CARDS,
7. SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8. FREE EDUCATION,
9. FREE HEALTH CARE
10. A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON AND
11. IN MANY INSTANCES YOU CAN EVEN VOTE!
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS MEXICO’S SOUTHERN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE SHOT AT, BEATEN, JAILED THEN, PERHAPS, SENT BACK.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
1. A JOB,
2. A DRIVERS LICENSE, (MANY ARE FORGED)
3. A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD (MANY ARE FORGED)
4. WELFARE,
5. FOOD STAMPS,
6. CREDIT CARDS,
7. SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8. FREE EDUCATION,
9. FREE HEALTH CARE
10. A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON AND
11. IN MANY INSTANCES YOU CAN EVEN VOTE!
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