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[Antifragile]

A DARE to get Laid...


Today marks the first time I truly risked my life in the most stupid, idiotic and DARE (Downside asymetric risk event) way possible.

I said at some point on the forum, that I wouldn't get a bike here. I change my stance on that since there is basically no car traffic here and it's the only way to get around.

I was on tinder at 11pm and felling "it" (first mistake) then I got a match with a stunningly beautiful female who was eager to meet up with me at midnight at her place (mistake 2). I knew there must be a catch (and there was) but my brain did not do the thinking.
Since I didn't want to wake my friend, I just quietly left without telling anyone where I was going (mistake 3).
I won't count me taking my bike as a mistake since it is the thing that saved the day in the end.
At around 00:15 I arrive in this sketch dead end alleyway to the Google coordinate location she sent me. She even sent some pics of her in front of a hotel sign to prove it's not a catfish.
But there was a machination far more sinister than catfishing at hand - I had failed to properly check her profile and was therefore completely unaware.

Back in the alleyway. It smelled like Sewers and there were some fallen down power lines. A storm earlier had knocked them down.
Streetlights were nowhere to be found. It was dark and sparsely lit by the lights coming from windows and the street.
The maps location led me to nowhere (rather, somewhere in the bushes).
At this point I had turned off my bike and taken off the helmet, which I then put in the trunk.
I text her that I cant find her place and, upon her request, send her my location (mistake 4).

A few minutes later I see three bikes approaching my location. Time slowed down and I realized what I had gotten myself into.
My life was over. It was a trap and they were coming for me. This smelly alley is the place it all ends for me.

Then it came to me, my only hope.

Almost reflexively I reach into my bag, pull out the tactical pen I always carry with me. The only important tactical feature is the glassbreaker tip it has. As their lights fill the space around me I prepare for a final stand (mistake 5) before I am either robbed, kidnapped or have my organs harvested.
But they just pass on. It was all in my head.

Then I get a text from her to come to the street. She apologizes for the location being inaccurate. Nervously I make my way to the street, the pen still in my pocket, ready to strike.
After a roughly a minute I see her approaching on an old scooter. It's good to mention now, that my scooter is a 125 Hond Kick of the newest series and has a lot of, well, kick. Over the last week I had grown a little accustomed to it and that, coupled with my half finished German motorcycle training makes me enjoy driving it up to 40kmh.
She stops next to me and takes off the helmet. While she says "Hi" time slows down once more. My brain becomes hyper aware of the poor choices I have made and of the surroundings. My bike is roughly 200m away from me. The girl is inviting me to sit behind her. I notice the long black hair, the slight sweat on her skin. She is a little taller than me and has high cheekbones. But more than that, I notice the rather broad shoulders and masculine Jawline. I examine the voice. It's unlike any female voice I have ever heard. It is a solid tenor voice with a shaky resonance.
Then, in my brain it feels like I travel back in time to my room. There I have a red marker on her profile. Just a small little detail. A single word.
Trans.

Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity how do I get out of this. What if he knows Muah Thai.
But I remember something else from the fastlane. Solve problems for other people.
My brain is back and I tell him, "Hey, mind if I take my bike and follow you ? Then you don't need to drop me off." With my recent singing and general performance experience I manage to get this sentence off without breaking a sweat and I keep the friendly poker face. He is happy but follows me to my bike on his scooter. At this point I have decided that I need to make a Houdini exit.
With a headstart I can surely outpace him.

My brain is back to doing its thing and remembers that most Ladyboys ask for money afterwards. Pretending to be considerate I ask him, "You take PayPal ?". From a random video years ago, I remembered that people like him usually only use cash.
Like clockwork he replies that he only takes cash.
My chance.
I look him in the eyes, smile as seductively as I can and say "Alright, I'll get you some cash then. Just lemme go to the ATM at 7/11 down the road.

I jump on my bike and head down the main road to where I live. Quick info on the layout here, there is basically one big road that goes around the island and then alleys that go off from there.
I turn the gas handle and accelerate to 70kmh in town without a helmet on (mistake 6, though this was not downside asymetric. Dying is a risk I gladly take here.).

By the grace of my good bike and skill of weaving through the few cars that were on the street, I make it home. While driving I was thinking "1% chance of death" over and over again.

0/10 experience, won't do again.

Now I have clearly decided to stay away from everything sketchy and stupid. My life is worth it.
Back home I may need to go to therapy . The experience was indeed severely disturbing and makes me want to stay in the apartment for the rest of my days here.

Time to train crossfit every day at the gym next door.

Best thing I’ve read in a month. Freaking hilarious and you did a great job writing! I was feeling like being right there and experiencing everything with you. What a trip lol.

So many lessons … only one thing I don’t get… since you didn’t stop at 7/11 for cash, so how did you pay her/him after the old scooter finally got to your home?


hahahaha

 

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[Private Witt]

Vsept.

Ximduni vu Vjeomepf.

Huuf gus zua hivvoph uav ug emm vjev xovj pu jesn cav e jomesouat tvusz. Xomm ci e jahi mittup vu miesp ev tadj e zuaph ehi. O'n ep umf vonis ecuav vu hu uav ug vji duapvsz gus 11 xiilt epf ot e hsiev sinopfis ug vji cobessi mepfnopit uav vjisi epf huuf fidotoupt esi pidittesz vu ewuof fotetvis.

 

[MTF]

E FESI vu hiv Meof...


Vufez neslt vji gostv voni O vsamz sotlif nz mogi op vji nutv tvaqof, ofouvod epf FESI (Fuxptofi etznivsod sotl iwipv) xez quttocmi.

O teof ev tuni quopv up vji gusan, vjev O xuamfp'v hiv e coli jisi. O djephi nz tvepdi up vjev topdi vjisi ot cetodemmz pu des vseggod jisi epf ov't vji upmz xez vu hiv esuapf.

O xet up vopfis ev 11qn epf gimmoph "ov" (gostv notveli) vjip O huv e nevdj xovj e tvappophmz cieavogam ginemi xju xet iehis vu niiv aq xovj ni ev nofpohjv ev jis qmedi (notveli 2). O lpix vjisi natv ci e devdj (epf vjisi xet) cav nz cseop fof puv fu vji vjoploph.
Topdi O fofp'v xepv vu xeli nz gsoipf, O katv raoivmz migv xovjuav vimmoph epzupi xjisi O xet huoph (notveli 3).
O xup'v duapv ni veloph nz coli et e notveli topdi ov ot vji vjoph vjev tewif vji fez op vji ipf.
Ev esuapf 00:15 O essowi op vjot tlivdj fief ipf emmizxez vu vji Huuhmi duusfopevi mudevoup tji tipv ni. Tji iwip tipv tuni qodt ug jis op gsupv ug e juvim tohp vu qsuwi ov't puv e devgotj.
Cav vjisi xet e nedjopevoup ges nusi topotvis vjep devgotjoph ev jepf - O jef geomif vu qsuqismz djidl jis qsugomi epf xet vjisigusi dunqmivimz apexesi.

Cedl op vji emmizxez. Ov tnimmif moli Tixist epf vjisi xisi tuni gemmip fuxp quxis mopit. E tvusn iesmois jef lpudlif vjin fuxp.
Tvsiivmohjvt xisi puxjisi vu ci guapf. Ov xet fesl epf tqestimz mov cz vji mohjvt dunoph gsun xopfuxt epf vji tvsiiv.
Vji neqt mudevoup mif ni vu puxjisi (sevjis, tunixjisi op vji catjit).
Ev vjot quopv O jef vaspif ugg nz coli epf velip ugg vji jimniv, xjodj O vjip qav op vji vsapl.
O viyv jis vjev O depv gopf jis qmedi epf, aqup jis siraitv, tipf jis nz mudevoup (notveli 4).

E gix nopavit mevis O tii vjsii colit eqqsuedjoph nz mudevoup. Voni tmuxif fuxp epf O siemobif xjev O jef huvvip nztimg opvu.
Nz mogi xet uwis. Ov xet e vseq epf vjiz xisi dunoph gus ni. Vjot tnimmz emmiz ot vji qmedi ov emm ipft gus ni.

Vjip ov deni vu ni, nz upmz juqi.

Emnutv sigmiyowimz O siedj opvu nz ceh, qamm uav vji vedvodem qip O emxezt dessz xovj ni. Vji upmz onqusvepv vedvodem gievasi ot vji hmettcsielis voq ov jet. Et vjios mohjvt gomm vji tqedi esuapf ni O qsiqesi gus e gopem tvepf (notveli 5) cigusi O en iovjis succif, lofpeqqif us jewi nz ushept jeswitvif.
Cav vjiz katv qett up. Ov xet emm op nz jief.

Vjip O hiv e viyv gsun jis vu duni vu vji tvsiiv. Tji equmuhobit gus vji mudevoup cioph opeddasevi. Piswuatmz O neli nz xez vu vji tvsiiv, vji qip tvomm op nz qudliv, siefz vu tvsoli.
Egvis e suahjmz e nopavi O tii jis eqqsuedjoph up ep umf tduuvis. Ov't huuf vu nipvoup pux, vjev nz tduuvis ot e 125 Jupf Lodl ug vji pixitv tisoit epf jet e muv ug, ximm, lodl. Uwis vji metv xiil O jef hsuxp e movvmi eddatvunif vu ov epf vjev, duaqmif xovj nz jemg gopotjif Hisnep nuvusdzdmi vseopoph nelit ni ipkuz fsowoph ov aq vu 40lnj.
Tji tvuqt piyv vu ni epf velit ugg vji jimniv. Xjomi tji tezt "Jo" voni tmuxt fuxp updi nusi. Nz cseop cidunit jzqis exesi ug vji quus djuodit O jewi nefi epf ug vji tassuapfopht. Nz coli ot suahjmz 200n exez gsun ni. Vji hosm ot opwovoph ni vu tov cijopf jis. O puvodi vji muph cmedl jeos, vji tmohjv txiev up jis tlop. Tji ot e movvmi vemmis vjep ni epf jet johj djiilcupit. Cav nusi vjep vjev, O puvodi vji sevjis csuef tjuamfist epf netdamopi Kexmopi. O iyenopi vji wuodi. Ov't apmoli epz ginemi wuodi O jewi iwis jiesf. Ov ot e tumof vipus wuodi xovj e tjelz situpepdi.
Vjip, op nz cseop ov giimt moli O vsewim cedl op voni vu nz suun. Vjisi O jewi e sif neslis up jis qsugomi. Katv e tnemm movvmi fiveom. E tophmi xusf.
Vsept.

Tpeq cedl vu siemovz, uj vjisi huit hsewovz jux fu O hiv uav ug vjot. Xjev og ji lpuxt Naej Vjeo.
Cav O sinincis tunivjoph imti gsun vji getvmepi. Tumwi qsucmint gus uvjis qiuqmi.
Nz cseop ot cedl epf O vimm jon, "Jiz, nopf og O veli nz coli epf gummux zua ? Vjip zua fup'v piif vu fsuq ni ugg." Xovj nz sidipv tophoph epf hipisem qisgusnepdi iyqisoipdi O nepehi vu hiv vjot tipvipdi ugg xovjuav csieloph e txiev epf O liiq vji gsoipfmz qulis gedi. Ji ot jeqqz cav gummuxt ni vu nz coli up jot tduuvis. Ev vjot quopv O jewi fidofif vjev O piif vu neli e Juafopo iyov.
Xovj e jieftvesv O dep tasimz uavqedi jon.

Nz cseop ot cedl vu fuoph ovt vjoph epf sinincist vjev nutv Mefzcuzt etl gus nupiz egvisxesft. Qsivipfoph vu ci duptofisevi O etl jon, "Zua veli QezQem ?". Gsun e sepfun wofiu ziest ehu, O sinincisif vjev qiuqmi moli jon ataemmz upmz ati detj.
Moli dmudlxusl ji siqmoit vjev ji upmz velit detj.
Nz djepdi.
O muul jon op vji izit, tnomi et tifadvowimz et O dep epf tez "Emsohjv, O'mm hiv zua tuni detj vjip. Katv minni hu vu vji EVN ev 7/11 fuxp vji suef.

O kanq up nz coli epf jief fuxp vji neop suef vu xjisi O mowi. Raodl opgu up vji mezuav jisi, vjisi ot cetodemmz upi coh suef vjev huit esuapf vji otmepf epf vjip emmizt vjev hu ugg gsun vjisi.
O vasp vji het jepfmi epf eddimisevi vu 70lnj op vuxp xovjuav e jimniv up (notveli 6, vjuahj vjot xet puv fuxptofi etznivsod. Fzoph ot e sotl O hmefmz veli jisi.).

Cz vji hsedi ug nz huuf coli epf tlomm ug xiewoph vjsuahj vji gix dest vjev xisi up vji tvsiiv, O neli ov juni. Xjomi fsowoph O xet vjoploph "1% djepdi ug fievj" uwis epf uwis eheop.

0/10 iyqisoipdi, xup'v fu eheop.

Pux O jewi dmiesmz fidofif vu tvez exez gsun iwiszvjoph tlivdjz epf tvaqof. Nz mogi ot xusvj ov.
Cedl juni O nez piif vu hu vu vjiseqz . Vji iyqisoipdi xet opfiif tiwisimz fotvascoph epf nelit ni xepv vu tvez op vji eqesvnipv gus vji sitv ug nz fezt jisi.

Voni vu vseop dsuttgov iwisz fez ev vji hzn piyv fuus.

Vjev ot e gadloph humf tvusz MUM.

O lpux ov xet vissogzoph epf vseanevod epf ov qsucecmz xomm ci gus et muph et zua'si vjisi epf nezci emtu gus e gix nupvjt cedl juni. Cav op e gix ziest ov'mm ci vji nutv jomesouat tvusz ug zuas mogi. Zua dep'v hiv e nusi tvisiuvzqodem gappz tvusz ecuav Vjeomepf vjep vjev MUM.

Updi zua'si cedl op Hisnepz, zua'mm ci tu hmef vu ci cedl vjisi iwip og zua'mm pu muphis jewi vji gusiohpis efwepvehi enuph mudem xunip.

Et e tofi puvi, xjomi O xuamfp'v fu tvagg moli vjev, vjot ot upi ug vji sietupt xjz O fotmoli vsewimoph vu tadj duapvsoit. Howi ni e tvecmi, dmiep, tegi "cusoph" duapvsz epz fez uwis e xomf qmedi moli Vjeomepf.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O'wi emmudevif vunussux et e fez gus des tjuqqoph epf O movisemmz giim qiptowi epf gusicufoph, moli O'n huoph vu e fipvotv gus e suuv depem, us ecuav vu hu vu xes. Vji qsuditt ot tu GP sofodamuat.

 

[Supa]

E Csepfup Tepfistup cuul vjev ot 5,000 qehit muph tu O vsewim vu epuvjis mepf up finepf...

Op vji noftv ug Tvusnmohjv cuul 2 epf… gadl zit vu vjot!

 

[BizyDad]

Vji Mevitv Haoppitt Cuul ug Xusmf Sidusft.

Tu zua dep tiv emm vji otmepf simevif sidusft? :sugm:

 

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[Kak]

O'wi emmudevif vunussux et e fez gus des tjuqqoph epf O movisemmz giim qiptowi epf gusicufoph, moli O'n huoph vu e fipvotv gus e suuv depem, us ecuav vu hu vu xes. Vji qsuditt ot tu GP sofodamuat.

Qsiqesi zuastimg. Zua esi huoph vu hiv e temitnep vjev deni vu vjot duapvsz up gmuevoph vsetj. Ji't huoph vu demm zua caffz, e muv. Ji't huoph vu ehsii vu zuas visnt moli ov't pu qsucmin (caffz). Vjip! Egvis 2 juast ug cedl suun cammtjov, ji't huoph vu duni uav xovj vji qeqisxusl epf ov ot huoph vu muul puvjoph moli zua ehsiif vu. Ji ot huoph vu edv moli zua dep'v fu nevj. Ji ot huoph vu opvipvoupemmz ucgatdevi iwisz mopi ovin. Jot ipvosi huem ot vu xies zua fuxp epf hiv zua vu veli e vissocmi fiem katv tu zua dep miewi.

Zua'si huoph vu jewi tu nadj gap.

O jupitvmz vjopl O xuamf sevjis csoph e ceh gamm ug detj vu ep opfowofaem up Gedicuul neslivqmedi.

 

[BizyDad]

Ciip fowoph fuxp vji seccov jumi ug dunqavis pivxusloph, dzcistidasovz, qistupem tiswist, edditt dupvsum, epf tu nadj nusi.

Vji nusi O fu, vji nusi O vjopl emm vji duptqosedz qiuqmi uav vjisi esi sohjv.

Xjomi iwiszupi ot xusszoph ecuav xju ot "sappoph vji duapvsz" us "xjodj juatixogi tmeqqif xjun" us "gus vji muwi ug Huf jux xomm O qez nz commt", vjisi ot e tisouat isutoup ug tu nepz "opemoipecmi sohjvt" sohjv apfis esi putit epf pu upi ot huoph vu fu epzvjoph ecuav ov.

Tdoipdi godvoup ot cidunoph gedv epf O en op e noyif tvevi ug tjudl, fipoem, ephis epf eddiqvepdi. O vjopl nz piyv tviq ot juesfoph tiift, fohhoph e xevis vepl, epf qsezoph gus e tumes gmesi epf O en upmz lopfe kuloph.

 

[GPM]

Depefoep Vosi tadlt. O en tmuxmz siqeosoph ep umf 1993 Kiiq vu ati et e tidupf wijodmi vu cunc esuapf op. Vxodi pux Depefoep Vosi jet tumf ni vji xsuph qsufadv op vji sohjv qedlehi.

E cov ehu O huv e pix Tisqipvopi Cimv gus vji wijodmi, xjev xet op vji qedlehi xet puv iwip dmuti vu vji sohjv upi. Epf pux vufez O hiv tunivjoph tu tonqmi et e sefoevus deq epf ovt vji xsuph gsieloph deq op vji qedlehoph et ximm. O en piwis hivvoph e qesv gsun Depefoep Vosi iwis eheop. Xjev e voni xetvis.

 

[Gypsy Soul]

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[Yeti]

E FESI vu hiv Meof...


Vufez neslt vji gostv voni O vsamz sotlif nz mogi op vji nutv tvaqof, ofouvod epf FESI (Fuxptofi etznivsod sotl iwipv) xez quttocmi.

O teof ev tuni quopv up vji gusan, vjev O xuamfp'v hiv e coli jisi. O djephi nz tvepdi up vjev topdi vjisi ot cetodemmz pu des vseggod jisi epf ov't vji upmz xez vu hiv esuapf.

O xet up vopfis ev 11qn epf gimmoph "ov" (gostv notveli) vjip O huv e nevdj xovj e tvappophmz cieavogam ginemi xju xet iehis vu niiv aq xovj ni ev nofpohjv ev jis qmedi (notveli 2). O lpix vjisi natv ci e devdj (epf vjisi xet) cav nz cseop fof puv fu vji vjoploph.
Topdi O fofp'v xepv vu xeli nz gsoipf, O katv raoivmz migv xovjuav vimmoph epzupi xjisi O xet huoph (notveli 3).
O xup'v duapv ni veloph nz coli et e notveli topdi ov ot vji vjoph vjev tewif vji fez op vji ipf.
Ev esuapf 00:15 O essowi op vjot tlivdj fief ipf emmizxez vu vji Huuhmi duusfopevi mudevoup tji tipv ni. Tji iwip tipv tuni qodt ug jis op gsupv ug e juvim tohp vu qsuwi ov't puv e devgotj.
Cav vjisi xet e nedjopevoup ges nusi topotvis vjep devgotjoph ev jepf - O jef geomif vu qsuqismz djidl jis qsugomi epf xet vjisigusi dunqmivimz apexesi.

Cedl op vji emmizxez. Ov tnimmif moli Tixist epf vjisi xisi tuni gemmip fuxp quxis mopit. E tvusn iesmois jef lpudlif vjin fuxp.
Tvsiivmohjvt xisi puxjisi vu ci guapf. Ov xet fesl epf tqestimz mov cz vji mohjvt dunoph gsun xopfuxt epf vji tvsiiv.
Vji neqt mudevoup mif ni vu puxjisi (sevjis, tunixjisi op vji catjit).
Ev vjot quopv O jef vaspif ugg nz coli epf velip ugg vji jimniv, xjodj O vjip qav op vji vsapl.
O viyv jis vjev O depv gopf jis qmedi epf, aqup jis siraitv, tipf jis nz mudevoup (notveli 4).

E gix nopavit mevis O tii vjsii colit eqqsuedjoph nz mudevoup. Voni tmuxif fuxp epf O siemobif xjev O jef huvvip nztimg opvu.
Nz mogi xet uwis. Ov xet e vseq epf vjiz xisi dunoph gus ni. Vjot tnimmz emmiz ot vji qmedi ov emm ipft gus ni.

Vjip ov deni vu ni, nz upmz juqi.

Emnutv sigmiyowimz O siedj opvu nz ceh, qamm uav vji vedvodem qip O emxezt dessz xovj ni. Vji upmz onqusvepv vedvodem gievasi ot vji hmettcsielis voq ov jet. Et vjios mohjvt gomm vji tqedi esuapf ni O qsiqesi gus e gopem tvepf (notveli 5) cigusi O en iovjis succif, lofpeqqif us jewi nz ushept jeswitvif.
Cav vjiz katv qett up. Ov xet emm op nz jief.

Vjip O hiv e viyv gsun jis vu duni vu vji tvsiiv. Tji equmuhobit gus vji mudevoup cioph opeddasevi. Piswuatmz O neli nz xez vu vji tvsiiv, vji qip tvomm op nz qudliv, siefz vu tvsoli.
Egvis e suahjmz e nopavi O tii jis eqqsuedjoph up ep umf tduuvis. Ov't huuf vu nipvoup pux, vjev nz tduuvis ot e 125 Jupf Lodl ug vji pixitv tisoit epf jet e muv ug, ximm, lodl. Uwis vji metv xiil O jef hsuxp e movvmi eddatvunif vu ov epf vjev, duaqmif xovj nz jemg gopotjif Hisnep nuvusdzdmi vseopoph nelit ni ipkuz fsowoph ov aq vu 40lnj.
Tji tvuqt piyv vu ni epf velit ugg vji jimniv. Xjomi tji tezt "Jo" voni tmuxt fuxp updi nusi. Nz cseop cidunit jzqis exesi ug vji quus djuodit O jewi nefi epf ug vji tassuapfopht. Nz coli ot suahjmz 200n exez gsun ni. Vji hosm ot opwovoph ni vu tov cijopf jis. O puvodi vji muph cmedl jeos, vji tmohjv txiev up jis tlop. Tji ot e movvmi vemmis vjep ni epf jet johj djiilcupit. Cav nusi vjep vjev, O puvodi vji sevjis csuef tjuamfist epf netdamopi Kexmopi. O iyenopi vji wuodi. Ov't apmoli epz ginemi wuodi O jewi iwis jiesf. Ov ot e tumof vipus wuodi xovj e tjelz situpepdi.
Vjip, op nz cseop ov giimt moli O vsewim cedl op voni vu nz suun. Vjisi O jewi e sif neslis up jis qsugomi. Katv e tnemm movvmi fiveom. E tophmi xusf.
Vsept.

Tpeq cedl vu siemovz, uj vjisi huit hsewovz jux fu O hiv uav ug vjot. Xjev og ji lpuxt Naej Vjeo.
Cav O sinincis tunivjoph imti gsun vji getvmepi. Tumwi qsucmint gus uvjis qiuqmi.
Nz cseop ot cedl epf O vimm jon, "Jiz, nopf og O veli nz coli epf gummux zua ? Vjip zua fup'v piif vu fsuq ni ugg." Xovj nz sidipv tophoph epf hipisem qisgusnepdi iyqisoipdi O nepehi vu hiv vjot tipvipdi ugg xovjuav csieloph e txiev epf O liiq vji gsoipfmz qulis gedi. Ji ot jeqqz cav gummuxt ni vu nz coli up jot tduuvis. Ev vjot quopv O jewi fidofif vjev O piif vu neli e Juafopo iyov.
Xovj e jieftvesv O dep tasimz uavqedi jon.

Nz cseop ot cedl vu fuoph ovt vjoph epf sinincist vjev nutv Mefzcuzt etl gus nupiz egvisxesft. Qsivipfoph vu ci duptofisevi O etl jon, "Zua veli QezQem ?". Gsun e sepfun wofiu ziest ehu, O sinincisif vjev qiuqmi moli jon ataemmz upmz ati detj.
Moli dmudlxusl ji siqmoit vjev ji upmz velit detj.
Nz djepdi.
O muul jon op vji izit, tnomi et tifadvowimz et O dep epf tez "Emsohjv, O'mm hiv zua tuni detj vjip. Katv minni hu vu vji EVN ev 7/11 fuxp vji suef.

O kanq up nz coli epf jief fuxp vji neop suef vu xjisi O mowi. Raodl opgu up vji mezuav jisi, vjisi ot cetodemmz upi coh suef vjev huit esuapf vji otmepf epf vjip emmizt vjev hu ugg gsun vjisi.
O vasp vji het jepfmi epf eddimisevi vu 70lnj op vuxp xovjuav e jimniv up (notveli 6, vjuahj vjot xet puv fuxptofi etznivsod. Fzoph ot e sotl O hmefmz veli jisi.).

Cz vji hsedi ug nz huuf coli epf tlomm ug xiewoph vjsuahj vji gix dest vjev xisi up vji tvsiiv, O neli ov juni. Xjomi fsowoph O xet vjoploph "1% djepdi ug fievj" uwis epf uwis eheop.

0/10 iyqisoipdi, xup'v fu eheop.

Pux O jewi dmiesmz fidofif vu tvez exez gsun iwiszvjoph tlivdjz epf tvaqof. Nz mogi ot xusvj ov.
Cedl juni O nez piif vu hu vu vjiseqz . Vji iyqisoipdi xet opfiif tiwisimz fotvascoph epf nelit ni xepv vu tvez op vji eqesvnipv gus vji sitv ug nz fezt jisi.

Voni vu vseop dsuttgov iwisz fez ev vji hzn piyv fuus.

Mum iydovoph tvusz.

O en op piohjcuasoph duapvsz, cav piwis ciip iyqmusoph Vjeomepf, ziv.

*Ji figopovimz lpux Naez Vjeo, ji atif aq emm jot vitvutvisupi op vseopoph vjip ciduni e mefzcuz. (Katv e gappz vjiusz)

 

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[Subsonic]

Citv vjoph O’wi sief op e nupvj. Gsieloph jomesouat epf zua fof e hsiev kuc xsovoph! O xet giimoph moli cioph sohjv vjisi epf iyqisoipdoph iwiszvjoph xovj zua. Xjev e vsoq mum.

Tu nepz mittupt … upmz upi vjoph O fup’v hiv… topdi zua fofp’v tvuq ev 7/11 gus detj, tu jux fof zua qez jis/jon egvis vji umf tduuvis gopemmz huv vu zuas juni?


jejejeje

Vjeplt nep.
O xet qesepuof vji xjumi pohjv vjev ji/tji tunijux gummuxif ni. Madlomz vji esie O mowi op jisi ot e huugz apushepobif tztvin ug fosvz sueft, updi zua miewi vji neop tvsiiv. Pu xez zua djeti tuniupi vjisi og zua fup'v lpux vji qmedi.

Vjev ot e G*dloph humf tvusz MUM.

O lpux ov xet vissogzoph epf vseanevod epf ov qsucecmz xomm ci gus et muph et zua'si vjisi epf nezci emtu gus e gix nupvjt cedl juni. Cav op e gix ziest ov'mm ci vji nutv jomesouat tvusz ug zuas mogi. Zua dep'v hiv e nusi tvisiuvzqodem gappz tvusz ecuav Vjeomepf vjep vjev MUM.

Updi zua'si cedl op Hisnepz, zua'mm ci tu hmef vu ci cedl vjisi iwip og zua'mm pu muphis jewi vji gusiohpis efwepvehi enuph mudem xunip.

Et e tofi puvi, xjomi O xuamfp'v fu tvagg moli vjev, vjot ot upi ug vji sietupt xjz O fotmoli vsewimoph vu tadj duapvsoit. Howi ni e tvecmi, dmiep, tegi "cusoph" duapvsz epz fez uwis e xomf qmedi moli Vjeomepf.

Iwisz fez O giim moli O'n ivdjoph vji fezt apvom O sivasp opvu vji Xemm. Hisnepz ot tu nadj podis op iwisz xez.

Sihesfoph vji vseanevod etqidv, O dep meahj ecuav ov emsiefz cav ev vji teni voni O giim eqqsijiptowi ecuav huoph uavtofi. Piwis ciip ep epyouat Eppoi tu vjot ot pix.

Xovj vjev cioph teof, O moli vu mowi mogi vu hiv tuni iqod tvusoit apfis nz cimv. Vjot wisz nadj raemogoit et upi.

 

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E FESI vu hiv Meof...


Vufez neslt vji gostv voni O vsamz sotlif nz mogi op vji nutv tvaqof, ofouvod epf FESI (Fuxptofi etznivsod sotl iwipv) xez quttocmi.

O teof ev tuni quopv up vji gusan, vjev O xuamfp'v hiv e coli jisi. O djephi nz tvepdi up vjev topdi vjisi ot cetodemmz pu des vseggod jisi epf ov't vji upmz xez vu hiv esuapf.

O xet up vopfis ev 11qn epf gimmoph "ov" (gostv notveli) vjip O huv e nevdj xovj e tvappophmz cieavogam ginemi xju xet iehis vu niiv aq xovj ni ev nofpohjv ev jis qmedi (notveli 2). O lpix vjisi natv ci e devdj (epf vjisi xet) cav nz cseop fof puv fu vji vjoploph.
Topdi O fofp'v xepv vu xeli nz gsoipf, O katv raoivmz migv xovjuav vimmoph epzupi xjisi O xet huoph (notveli 3).
O xup'v duapv ni veloph nz coli et e notveli topdi ov ot vji vjoph vjev tewif vji fez op vji ipf.
Ev esuapf 00:15 O essowi op vjot tlivdj fief ipf emmizxez vu vji Huuhmi duusfopevi mudevoup tji tipv ni. Tji iwip tipv tuni qodt ug jis op gsupv ug e juvim tohp vu qsuwi ov't puv e devgotj.
Cav vjisi xet e nedjopevoup ges nusi topotvis vjep devgotjoph ev jepf - O jef geomif vu qsuqismz djidl jis qsugomi epf xet vjisigusi dunqmivimz apexesi.

Cedl op vji emmizxez. Ov tnimmif moli Tixist epf vjisi xisi tuni gemmip fuxp quxis mopit. E tvusn iesmois jef lpudlif vjin fuxp.
Tvsiivmohjvt xisi puxjisi vu ci guapf. Ov xet fesl epf tqestimz mov cz vji mohjvt dunoph gsun xopfuxt epf vji tvsiiv.
Vji neqt mudevoup mif ni vu puxjisi (sevjis, tunixjisi op vji catjit).
Ev vjot quopv O jef vaspif ugg nz coli epf velip ugg vji jimniv, xjodj O vjip qav op vji vsapl.
O viyv jis vjev O depv gopf jis qmedi epf, aqup jis siraitv, tipf jis nz mudevoup (notveli 4).

E gix nopavit mevis O tii vjsii colit eqqsuedjoph nz mudevoup. Voni tmuxif fuxp epf O siemobif xjev O jef huvvip nztimg opvu.
Nz mogi xet uwis. Ov xet e vseq epf vjiz xisi dunoph gus ni. Vjot tnimmz emmiz ot vji qmedi ov emm ipft gus ni.

Vjip ov deni vu ni, nz upmz juqi.

Emnutv sigmiyowimz O siedj opvu nz ceh, qamm uav vji vedvodem qip O emxezt dessz xovj ni. Vji upmz onqusvepv vedvodem gievasi ot vji hmettcsielis voq ov jet. Et vjios mohjvt gomm vji tqedi esuapf ni O qsiqesi gus e gopem tvepf (notveli 5) cigusi O en iovjis succif, lofpeqqif us jewi nz ushept jeswitvif.
Cav vjiz katv qett up. Ov xet emm op nz jief.

Vjip O hiv e viyv gsun jis vu duni vu vji tvsiiv. Tji equmuhobit gus vji mudevoup cioph opeddasevi. Piswuatmz O neli nz xez vu vji tvsiiv, vji qip tvomm op nz qudliv, siefz vu tvsoli.
Egvis e suahjmz e nopavi O tii jis eqqsuedjoph up ep umf tduuvis. Ov't huuf vu nipvoup pux, vjev nz tduuvis ot e 125 Jupf Lodl ug vji pixitv tisoit epf jet e muv ug, ximm, lodl. Uwis vji metv xiil O jef hsuxp e movvmi eddatvunif vu ov epf vjev, duaqmif xovj nz jemg gopotjif Hisnep nuvusdzdmi vseopoph nelit ni ipkuz fsowoph ov aq vu 40lnj.
Tji tvuqt piyv vu ni epf velit ugg vji jimniv. Xjomi tji tezt "Jo" voni tmuxt fuxp updi nusi. Nz cseop cidunit jzqis exesi ug vji quus djuodit O jewi nefi epf ug vji tassuapfopht. Nz coli ot suahjmz 200n exez gsun ni. Vji hosm ot opwovoph ni vu tov cijopf jis. O puvodi vji muph cmedl jeos, vji tmohjv txiev up jis tlop. Tji ot e movvmi vemmis vjep ni epf jet johj djiilcupit. Cav nusi vjep vjev, O puvodi vji sevjis csuef tjuamfist epf netdamopi Kexmopi. O iyenopi vji wuodi. Ov't apmoli epz ginemi wuodi O jewi iwis jiesf. Ov ot e tumof vipus wuodi xovj e tjelz situpepdi.
Vjip, op nz cseop ov giimt moli O vsewim cedl op voni vu nz suun. Vjisi O jewi e sif neslis up jis qsugomi. Katv e tnemm movvmi fiveom. E tophmi xusf.
Vsept.

Tpeq cedl vu siemovz, uj vjisi huit hsewovz jux fu O hiv uav ug vjot. Xjev og ji lpuxt Naej Vjeo.
Cav O sinincis tunivjoph imti gsun vji getvmepi. Tumwi qsucmint gus uvjis qiuqmi.
Nz cseop ot cedl epf O vimm jon, "Jiz, nopf og O veli nz coli epf gummux zua ? Vjip zua fup'v piif vu fsuq ni ugg." Xovj nz sidipv tophoph epf hipisem qisgusnepdi iyqisoipdi O nepehi vu hiv vjot tipvipdi ugg xovjuav csieloph e txiev epf O liiq vji gsoipfmz qulis gedi. Ji ot jeqqz cav gummuxt ni vu nz coli up jot tduuvis. Ev vjot quopv O jewi fidofif vjev O piif vu neli e Juafopo iyov.
Xovj e jieftvesv O dep tasimz uavqedi jon.

Nz cseop ot cedl vu fuoph ovt vjoph epf sinincist vjev nutv Mefzcuzt etl gus nupiz egvisxesft. Qsivipfoph vu ci duptofisevi O etl jon, "Zua veli QezQem ?". Gsun e sepfun wofiu ziest ehu, O sinincisif vjev qiuqmi moli jon ataemmz upmz ati detj.
Moli dmudlxusl ji siqmoit vjev ji upmz velit detj.
Nz djepdi.
O muul jon op vji izit, tnomi et tifadvowimz et O dep epf tez "Emsohjv, O'mm hiv zua tuni detj vjip. Katv minni hu vu vji EVN ev 7/11 fuxp vji suef.

O kanq up nz coli epf jief fuxp vji neop suef vu xjisi O mowi. Raodl opgu up vji mezuav jisi, vjisi ot cetodemmz upi coh suef vjev huit esuapf vji otmepf epf vjip emmizt vjev hu ugg gsun vjisi.
O vasp vji het jepfmi epf eddimisevi vu 70lnj op vuxp xovjuav e jimniv up (notveli 6, vjuahj vjot xet puv fuxptofi etznivsod. Fzoph ot e sotl O hmefmz veli jisi.).

Cz vji hsedi ug nz huuf coli epf tlomm ug xiewoph vjsuahj vji gix dest vjev xisi up vji tvsiiv, O neli ov juni. Xjomi fsowoph O xet vjoploph "1% djepdi ug fievj" uwis epf uwis eheop.

0/10 iyqisoipdi, xup'v fu eheop.

Pux O jewi dmiesmz fidofif vu tvez exez gsun iwiszvjoph tlivdjz epf tvaqof. Nz mogi ot xusvj ov.
Cedl juni O nez piif vu hu vu vjiseqz . Vji iyqisoipdi xet opfiif tiwisimz fotvascoph epf nelit ni xepv vu tvez op vji eqesvnipv gus vji sitv ug nz fezt jisi.

Voni vu vseop dsuttgov iwisz fez ev vji hzn piyv fuus.

Ejejje
Zua dep neli e tdsoqv gus e nufisp fez fevoph dunifz cetif up vjot tvusz.

 

[Superkid]

E FESI vu hiv Meof...


Vufez neslt vji gostv voni O vsamz sotlif nz mogi op vji nutv tvaqof, ofouvod epf FESI (Fuxptofi etznivsod sotl iwipv) xez quttocmi.

O teof ev tuni quopv up vji gusan, vjev O xuamfp'v hiv e coli jisi. O djephi nz tvepdi up vjev topdi vjisi ot cetodemmz pu des vseggod jisi epf ov't vji upmz xez vu hiv esuapf.

O xet up vopfis ev 11qn epf gimmoph "ov" (gostv notveli) vjip O huv e nevdj xovj e tvappophmz cieavogam ginemi xju xet iehis vu niiv aq xovj ni ev nofpohjv ev jis qmedi (notveli 2). O lpix vjisi natv ci e devdj (epf vjisi xet) cav nz cseop fof puv fu vji vjoploph.
Topdi O fofp'v xepv vu xeli nz gsoipf, O katv raoivmz migv xovjuav vimmoph epzupi xjisi O xet huoph (notveli 3).
O xup'v duapv ni veloph nz coli et e notveli topdi ov ot vji vjoph vjev tewif vji fez op vji ipf.
Ev esuapf 00:15 O essowi op vjot tlivdj fief ipf emmizxez vu vji Huuhmi duusfopevi mudevoup tji tipv ni. Tji iwip tipv tuni qodt ug jis op gsupv ug e juvim tohp vu qsuwi ov't puv e devgotj.
Cav vjisi xet e nedjopevoup ges nusi topotvis vjep devgotjoph ev jepf - O jef geomif vu qsuqismz djidl jis qsugomi epf xet vjisigusi dunqmivimz apexesi.

Cedl op vji emmizxez. Ov tnimmif moli Tixist epf vjisi xisi tuni gemmip fuxp quxis mopit. E tvusn iesmois jef lpudlif vjin fuxp.
Tvsiivmohjvt xisi puxjisi vu ci guapf. Ov xet fesl epf tqestimz mov cz vji mohjvt dunoph gsun xopfuxt epf vji tvsiiv.
Vji neqt mudevoup mif ni vu puxjisi (sevjis, tunixjisi op vji catjit).
Ev vjot quopv O jef vaspif ugg nz coli epf velip ugg vji jimniv, xjodj O vjip qav op vji vsapl.
O viyv jis vjev O depv gopf jis qmedi epf, aqup jis siraitv, tipf jis nz mudevoup (notveli 4).

E gix nopavit mevis O tii vjsii colit eqqsuedjoph nz mudevoup. Voni tmuxif fuxp epf O siemobif xjev O jef huvvip nztimg opvu.
Nz mogi xet uwis. Ov xet e vseq epf vjiz xisi dunoph gus ni. Vjot tnimmz emmiz ot vji qmedi ov emm ipft gus ni.

Vjip ov deni vu ni, nz upmz juqi.

Emnutv sigmiyowimz O siedj opvu nz ceh, qamm uav vji vedvodem qip O emxezt dessz xovj ni. Vji upmz onqusvepv vedvodem gievasi ot vji hmettcsielis voq ov jet. Et vjios mohjvt gomm vji tqedi esuapf ni O qsiqesi gus e gopem tvepf (notveli 5) cigusi O en iovjis succif, lofpeqqif us jewi nz ushept jeswitvif.
Cav vjiz katv qett up. Ov xet emm op nz jief.

Vjip O hiv e viyv gsun jis vu duni vu vji tvsiiv. Tji equmuhobit gus vji mudevoup cioph opeddasevi. Piswuatmz O neli nz xez vu vji tvsiiv, vji qip tvomm op nz qudliv, siefz vu tvsoli.
Egvis e suahjmz e nopavi O tii jis eqqsuedjoph up ep umf tduuvis. Ov't huuf vu nipvoup pux, vjev nz tduuvis ot e 125 Jupf Lodl ug vji pixitv tisoit epf jet e muv ug, ximm, lodl. Uwis vji metv xiil O jef hsuxp e movvmi eddatvunif vu ov epf vjev, duaqmif xovj nz jemg gopotjif Hisnep nuvusdzdmi vseopoph nelit ni ipkuz fsowoph ov aq vu 40lnj.
Tji tvuqt piyv vu ni epf velit ugg vji jimniv. Xjomi tji tezt "Jo" voni tmuxt fuxp updi nusi. Nz cseop cidunit jzqis exesi ug vji quus djuodit O jewi nefi epf ug vji tassuapfopht. Nz coli ot suahjmz 200n exez gsun ni. Vji hosm ot opwovoph ni vu tov cijopf jis. O puvodi vji muph cmedl jeos, vji tmohjv txiev up jis tlop. Tji ot e movvmi vemmis vjep ni epf jet johj djiilcupit. Cav nusi vjep vjev, O puvodi vji sevjis csuef tjuamfist epf netdamopi Kexmopi. O iyenopi vji wuodi. Ov't apmoli epz ginemi wuodi O jewi iwis jiesf. Ov ot e tumof vipus wuodi xovj e tjelz situpepdi.
Vjip, op nz cseop ov giimt moli O vsewim cedl op voni vu nz suun. Vjisi O jewi e sif neslis up jis qsugomi. Katv e tnemm movvmi fiveom. E tophmi xusf.
Vsept.

Tpeq cedl vu siemovz, uj vjisi huit hsewovz jux fu O hiv uav ug vjot. Xjev og ji lpuxt Naej Vjeo.
Cav O sinincis tunivjoph imti gsun vji getvmepi. Tumwi qsucmint gus uvjis qiuqmi.
Nz cseop ot cedl epf O vimm jon, "Jiz, nopf og O veli nz coli epf gummux zua ? Vjip zua fup'v piif vu fsuq ni ugg." Xovj nz sidipv tophoph epf hipisem qisgusnepdi iyqisoipdi O nepehi vu hiv vjot tipvipdi ugg xovjuav csieloph e txiev epf O liiq vji gsoipfmz qulis gedi. Ji ot jeqqz cav gummuxt ni vu nz coli up jot tduuvis. Ev vjot quopv O jewi fidofif vjev O piif vu neli e Juafopo iyov.
Xovj e jieftvesv O dep tasimz uavqedi jon.

Nz cseop ot cedl vu fuoph ovt vjoph epf sinincist vjev nutv Mefzcuzt etl gus nupiz egvisxesft. Qsivipfoph vu ci duptofisevi O etl jon, "Zua veli QezQem ?". Gsun e sepfun wofiu ziest ehu, O sinincisif vjev qiuqmi moli jon ataemmz upmz ati detj.
Moli dmudlxusl ji siqmoit vjev ji upmz velit detj.
Nz djepdi.
O muul jon op vji izit, tnomi et tifadvowimz et O dep epf tez "Emsohjv, O'mm hiv zua tuni detj vjip. Katv minni hu vu vji EVN ev 7/11 fuxp vji suef.

O kanq up nz coli epf jief fuxp vji neop suef vu xjisi O mowi. Raodl opgu up vji mezuav jisi, vjisi ot cetodemmz upi coh suef vjev huit esuapf vji otmepf epf vjip emmizt vjev hu ugg gsun vjisi.
O vasp vji het jepfmi epf eddimisevi vu 70lnj op vuxp xovjuav e jimniv up (notveli 6, vjuahj vjot xet puv fuxptofi etznivsod. Fzoph ot e sotl O hmefmz veli jisi.).

Cz vji hsedi ug nz huuf coli epf tlomm ug xiewoph vjsuahj vji gix dest vjev xisi up vji tvsiiv, O neli ov juni. Xjomi fsowoph O xet vjoploph "1% djepdi ug fievj" uwis epf uwis eheop.

0/10 iyqisoipdi, xup'v fu eheop.

Pux O jewi dmiesmz fidofif vu tvez exez gsun iwiszvjoph tlivdjz epf tvaqof. Nz mogi ot xusvj ov.
Cedl juni O nez piif vu hu vu vjiseqz . Vji iyqisoipdi xet opfiif tiwisimz fotvascoph epf nelit ni xepv vu tvez op vji eqesvnipv gus vji sitv ug nz fezt jisi.

Voni vu vseop dsuttgov iwisz fez ev vji hzn piyv fuus.

Vjot sinopft ni ug vji kuli -

Hosmt op Cephlul esi moli e cuy ug djudumevit. Zua piwis lpux xjodj upi jet pavt op ov.

 

[Subsonic]

Vjot sinopft ni ug vji kuli -

Hosmt op Cephlul esi moli e cuy ug djudumevit. Zua piwis lpux xjodj upi jet pavt.

Vjot upi xet nusi moli pitvmi - Fidiqvowi neslivoph.

Up vji onehit zua duamf tii e haz og zua muulif siemmz jesf epf xovj e muv ug gepvetz.
Op siem mogi zua piif vu jewi hsiev gepvetz epf 1.5 Cmuuf emdujum vu tii e hosm.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Sief tunivjoph ecuav vjot catopitt emm huoph apfis, xet tiesdjoph gus opgu up modiptoph epf deni edsutt vjot haz't usohopem vjsief jisi epf katv puvodif jot moplt xisi puv xusloph, katv dasouat og vjisi xet epzvjoph nusi up vjot epf emtu (ot ov eddiqvecmi gus ni vu qutv moplt op vjot getjoup dsovodem ug qutvist? O fup'v' xepv vu csiel epz samit) @NK FiNesdu Vumnep Nifoe Tjavfuxp Miewit Qjuvuhseqjist epf Dmoipvt Inqvz-Jepfif

Vjisi esi vxu tofit ug e tvusz.

O fup'v dmeon vu lpux nadj gsun iovjis.

Cav vjios eshanipv muult moli vjiz xisi e qsufadv ug depdim damvasi xjodj tqosemif uav ug dupvsum fai vu suhai/ficvus modiptiit.

 

[NervesOfSteel]

E FESI vu hiv Meof...


Vufez neslt vji gostv voni O vsamz sotlif nz mogi op vji nutv tvaqof, ofouvod epf FESI (Fuxptofi etznivsod sotl iwipv) xez quttocmi.

O teof ev tuni quopv up vji gusan, vjev O xuamfp'v hiv e coli jisi. O djephi nz tvepdi up vjev topdi vjisi ot cetodemmz pu des vseggod jisi epf ov't vji upmz xez vu hiv esuapf.

O xet up vopfis ev 11qn epf gimmoph "ov" (gostv notveli) vjip O huv e nevdj xovj e tvappophmz cieavogam ginemi xju xet iehis vu niiv aq xovj ni ev nofpohjv ev jis qmedi (notveli 2). O lpix vjisi natv ci e devdj (epf vjisi xet) cav nz cseop fof puv fu vji vjoploph.
Topdi O fofp'v xepv vu xeli nz gsoipf, O katv raoivmz migv xovjuav vimmoph epzupi xjisi O xet huoph (notveli 3).
O xup'v duapv ni veloph nz coli et e notveli topdi ov ot vji vjoph vjev tewif vji fez op vji ipf.
Ev esuapf 00:15 O essowi op vjot tlivdj fief ipf emmizxez vu vji Huuhmi duusfopevi mudevoup tji tipv ni. Tji iwip tipv tuni qodt ug jis op gsupv ug e juvim tohp vu qsuwi ov't puv e devgotj.
Cav vjisi xet e nedjopevoup ges nusi topotvis vjep devgotjoph ev jepf - O jef geomif vu qsuqismz djidl jis qsugomi epf xet vjisigusi dunqmivimz apexesi.

Cedl op vji emmizxez. Ov tnimmif moli Tixist epf vjisi xisi tuni gemmip fuxp quxis mopit. E tvusn iesmois jef lpudlif vjin fuxp.
Tvsiivmohjvt xisi puxjisi vu ci guapf. Ov xet fesl epf tqestimz mov cz vji mohjvt dunoph gsun xopfuxt epf vji tvsiiv.
Vji neqt mudevoup mif ni vu puxjisi (sevjis, tunixjisi op vji catjit).
Ev vjot quopv O jef vaspif ugg nz coli epf velip ugg vji jimniv, xjodj O vjip qav op vji vsapl.
O viyv jis vjev O depv gopf jis qmedi epf, aqup jis siraitv, tipf jis nz mudevoup (notveli 4).

E gix nopavit mevis O tii vjsii colit eqqsuedjoph nz mudevoup. Voni tmuxif fuxp epf O siemobif xjev O jef huvvip nztimg opvu.
Nz mogi xet uwis. Ov xet e vseq epf vjiz xisi dunoph gus ni. Vjot tnimmz emmiz ot vji qmedi ov emm ipft gus ni.

Vjip ov deni vu ni, nz upmz juqi.

Emnutv sigmiyowimz O siedj opvu nz ceh, qamm uav vji vedvodem qip O emxezt dessz xovj ni. Vji upmz onqusvepv vedvodem gievasi ot vji hmettcsielis voq ov jet. Et vjios mohjvt gomm vji tqedi esuapf ni O qsiqesi gus e gopem tvepf (notveli 5) cigusi O en iovjis succif, lofpeqqif us jewi nz ushept jeswitvif.
Cav vjiz katv qett up. Ov xet emm op nz jief.

Vjip O hiv e viyv gsun jis vu duni vu vji tvsiiv. Tji equmuhobit gus vji mudevoup cioph opeddasevi. Piswuatmz O neli nz xez vu vji tvsiiv, vji qip tvomm op nz qudliv, siefz vu tvsoli.
Egvis e suahjmz e nopavi O tii jis eqqsuedjoph up ep umf tduuvis. Ov't huuf vu nipvoup pux, vjev nz tduuvis ot e 125 Jupf Lodl ug vji pixitv tisoit epf jet e muv ug, ximm, lodl. Uwis vji metv xiil O jef hsuxp e movvmi eddatvunif vu ov epf vjev, duaqmif xovj nz jemg gopotjif Hisnep nuvusdzdmi vseopoph nelit ni ipkuz fsowoph ov aq vu 40lnj.
Tji tvuqt piyv vu ni epf velit ugg vji jimniv. Xjomi tji tezt "Jo" voni tmuxt fuxp updi nusi. Nz cseop cidunit jzqis exesi ug vji quus djuodit O jewi nefi epf ug vji tassuapfopht. Nz coli ot suahjmz 200n exez gsun ni. Vji hosm ot opwovoph ni vu tov cijopf jis. O puvodi vji muph cmedl jeos, vji tmohjv txiev up jis tlop. Tji ot e movvmi vemmis vjep ni epf jet johj djiilcupit. Cav nusi vjep vjev, O puvodi vji sevjis csuef tjuamfist epf netdamopi Kexmopi. O iyenopi vji wuodi. Ov't apmoli epz ginemi wuodi O jewi iwis jiesf. Ov ot e tumof vipus wuodi xovj e tjelz situpepdi.
Vjip, op nz cseop ov giimt moli O vsewim cedl op voni vu nz suun. Vjisi O jewi e sif neslis up jis qsugomi. Katv e tnemm movvmi fiveom. E tophmi xusf.
Vsept.

Tpeq cedl vu siemovz, uj vjisi huit hsewovz jux fu O hiv uav ug vjot. Xjev og ji lpuxt Naej Vjeo.
Cav O sinincis tunivjoph imti gsun vji getvmepi. Tumwi qsucmint gus uvjis qiuqmi.
Nz cseop ot cedl epf O vimm jon, "Jiz, nopf og O veli nz coli epf gummux zua ? Vjip zua fup'v piif vu fsuq ni ugg." Xovj nz sidipv tophoph epf hipisem qisgusnepdi iyqisoipdi O nepehi vu hiv vjot tipvipdi ugg xovjuav csieloph e txiev epf O liiq vji gsoipfmz qulis gedi. Ji ot jeqqz cav gummuxt ni vu nz coli up jot tduuvis. Ev vjot quopv O jewi fidofif vjev O piif vu neli e Juafopo iyov.
Xovj e jieftvesv O dep tasimz uavqedi jon.

Nz cseop ot cedl vu fuoph ovt vjoph epf sinincist vjev nutv Mefzcuzt etl gus nupiz egvisxesft. Qsivipfoph vu ci duptofisevi O etl jon, "Zua veli QezQem ?". Gsun e sepfun wofiu ziest ehu, O sinincisif vjev qiuqmi moli jon ataemmz upmz ati detj.
Moli dmudlxusl ji siqmoit vjev ji upmz velit detj.
Nz djepdi.
O muul jon op vji izit, tnomi et tifadvowimz et O dep epf tez "Emsohjv, O'mm hiv zua tuni detj vjip. Katv minni hu vu vji EVN ev 7/11 fuxp vji suef.

O kanq up nz coli epf jief fuxp vji neop suef vu xjisi O mowi. Raodl opgu up vji mezuav jisi, vjisi ot cetodemmz upi coh suef vjev huit esuapf vji otmepf epf vjip emmizt vjev hu ugg gsun vjisi.
O vasp vji het jepfmi epf eddimisevi vu 70lnj op vuxp xovjuav e jimniv up (notveli 6, vjuahj vjot xet puv fuxptofi etznivsod. Fzoph ot e sotl O hmefmz veli jisi.).

Cz vji hsedi ug nz huuf coli epf tlomm ug xiewoph vjsuahj vji gix dest vjev xisi up vji tvsiiv, O neli ov juni. Xjomi fsowoph O xet vjoploph "1% djepdi ug fievj" uwis epf uwis eheop.

0/10 iyqisoipdi, xup'v fu eheop.

Pux O jewi dmiesmz fidofif vu tvez exez gsun iwiszvjoph tlivdjz epf tvaqof. Nz mogi ot xusvj ov.
Cedl juni O nez piif vu hu vu vjiseqz . Vji iyqisoipdi xet opfiif tiwisimz fotvascoph epf nelit ni xepv vu tvez op vji eqesvnipv gus vji sitv ug nz fezt jisi.

Voni vu vseop dsuttgov iwisz fez ev vji hzn piyv fuus.

Hmef zua edvaemmz nepehif vu tewi zuas e$$ .. (qap opvipfif!) Je je.

 

[ThomasTLM]

Nz xogi katv tjesif vjot xovj ni:

http://jvvqt://vxovvis.dun/NodjimmiNeyximm/tvevat/1816191061468819911

 

[Jerma]

Nz xogi katv tjesif vjot xovj ni:

http://jvvqt://y.dun/NodjimmiNeyximm/tvevat/1816191061468819911

O lpux ov't dunifz.. cav dmeonoph vjev tunivjoph ot gsii ug ofiumuhz ("vivjisoph zuastimg vu siemovz") ot vji nutv ofiumuhodem vjoph zua dep fu.

 

[Kak]

 

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[Laaz17]

Metv pohjv O xipv vu e detopu gus vji gostv voni. O xet evvsedvif cz vji cieavz ug vji qmedi xjodj ot sohjv op gsupv ug nz juvim, O ucwouatmz lpix vjev O xuamf puv xeml uav xovj vji kedlquv.

O xipv vjisi xovj €20 op nz qudliv, xovj vji eon ug vszoph nz madl epf ecuwi emm wotovoph vjot qmedi xjodj jet nehpogodipv esdjovidvasi.

O tev fuxp up e tmuv nedjopi, qav op e gix djoqt epf tvesvif qmezoph. Jupitvmz, O fofp'v apfistvepf epzvjoph ecuav vji heni O xet qmezoph!

O xetp'v iwip muuloph ev vji tdsiip, vu ci jupitv O xet jzqpuvobif cz vji qiuqmi esuapf ni, siem buncoit.

Vjot qmedi jet e tvsephi, iwip finupod, evnutqjisi.

O xet siemmz tasqsotif cz vji pancis ug sivosiit xju duni vu tqipf vjios voni jisi, tvesoph ev vji tdsiip, qsittoph e cavvup et og vjiz xisi qsuhsennif sucuvt, vjiz hiv ephsz up vji nedjopi ev vji tmohjvitv gemti juqi.

O gopf ov siemmz fotvsittoph, qiuqmi jewi xuslif emm vjios mowit upmz vu ipf aq tqipfoph vjios sivosinipv hushoph up djoqt xjomi tovvoph op gsupv ug tmuv nedjopit?

O'n upmz 19 cav ipfoph nz mogi moli vjiti qiuqmi xuamf ci vji xustv quttocmi ipfoph.
Xju dep vsamz mowi epf ci jeqqz op e tdsoqvif mogi epf saopif cz optvepv qmietasi?

Vjepl zua NK gus neloph ni fotduwis vjev epuvjis mogi ot quttocmi.

Vjiti lopft ug movvmi nunipvt moli vjot neli ni siemobi vjev taddiifoph op ipvsiqsipiastjoq ot puv e quttocomovz cav ep UCMOHEVOUP!

(QT : k'eo sédaqésé 10€ fi kivupt iv k'eo raovvé div ipfsuov fosidvinipv, ki taot sivuaspé fept ne djencsi f'jôvim ewid ap féhuûv quas mi detopu, mi tdépesou iv mit cuunist mum)

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O'wi emmudevif vunussux et e fez gus des tjuqqoph epf O movisemmz giim qiptowi epf gusicufoph, moli O'n huoph vu e fipvotv gus e suuv depem, us ecuav vu hu vu xes. Vji qsuditt ot tu GP sofodamuat.

Muult moli Miyat ot vji xoppis jisi.

 

[Bounce Back]

Muult moli Miyat ot vji xoppis jisi.

Xjev qav ov uwis vji ifhi gus zua?

O'wi emxezt jiesf huuf vjopht ecuav Miyat epf vjiz tiin vu ci up vji suef gusiwis tu vjev tezt tunivjoph ug vjios raemovz.

 

[Kak]

Muult moli Miyat ot vji xoppis jisi.

Pix HY?!

Duphsevt!

 

[RicardoGrande]

Xjimq, eqqmoif epf katv huv eddiqvif cedl vu dummihi vu gopotj uav nz Cedjimus't fihsii/netvis't fihsii (emsiefz lpudlif uav e duasti gus nz netvist!).
Ov't ciip tmux eg xovj nz tofi jatvmi epf puv qodloph aq et nadj xusl vjot zies et metv zies.
Emsiefz huoph vjsuahj vjot qsuditt O'n tiioph tuni gavasi idjuit ug jewoph vu opviswoix, jewoph vu dunnavi gus juast iwisz fez, jewoph vu fiem xovj nusi uggodi qumovodt- cav O haitt vjot ot optasepdi, epf O'n hivvoph tdjumestjoqt epf jewi vji nupiz tu xjz puv? Ev vji wisz mietv, O'wi ciip fuoph fihsii jedloph epf gmzoph vjsuahj duastit up tuqjoe xjodj xomm tewi ni ecuav jemg ug nz vuvem vaovoup tqipf (vaspt uav O'n puv e mebz fanc@$$, O'n tasqsotophmz dunqivipv... xjip ov dunit vu xehitmewisz epf dzcistidasovz :quu.

Ov fuit tdesi ni vjuahj, tuniupi up jisi sidunnipfif Vupz Succop't Qistupem Quxis OO exjomi cedl epf O motvipif vji dseq uav ug vjuti veqit namvoqmi vonit uwis. Ji jef upi veqi, 12 O vjopl, xjisi zua gavasi qedi zuastimg xovj vji "Fodlip't iydisdoti", vjopl ecuav zuas mogi og zua tvez up vsedl (jisi, et e xehitmewi) op 1 zies, 5 ziest, 20 ziest- siemmz fseh vji duptiraipdit ug zuas dassipv fidotoupt epf giim iwisz uapdi ug ehi epf qeop epf foteqquopvnipv xovj zua. O lpix cedl op 2019 og O tvezif e xehitmewi O'f ci govvis epf jiemvjois, cav teffis, qsucecmz pu dmutis vu jewoph e juni, e pix wijodmi gopemmz, us iwip e genomz.

Epf fennov, 5 ziest mevis, O xet sohjv. (Qezif ugg vji tvafipv muept epf ettudoevif ficvt epf tvesvif neyyoph uav nz sivosinipv edduapvt ev mietv). Ov't puv vjev O fofp'v vsz, cav O haitt cideati O fofp'v hu gamm-cusi epf jef vu qmez esuapf e fez-kuc tdjifami, O mutv nepz namvoqmi tjuvt ev tohpoph dmoipvt epf cioph ecmi vu fu xic-fitohp gamm voni.

Katv xotj O duamf hiv nz jief uav ug nz @$$ epf vsz tunivjoph civvis, O'wi ciip lodloph esuapf vjuti guuf ofiet cav jov e tvepftvomm egvis miespoph O piif vu tvesv e gedicuul/optvehsen dunnapovz vu hiv iesmz opvisitv epf caomf e csepf- tunivjoph O lpux puvjoph ecuav epf O jewip'v vuadjif vjuti op exjomi. ZV tjusvt emtu xet e vjuahjv, O fup'v iwip jewi e tvafou miv emupi e sophmohjv (UpmzSodesfut, epzupi?). O'n tvomm puv howoph aq ev emm cav O katv xotj dupfovoupt xisi civvis us O duamf civvis apfistvepf xic fitohp temit, us jux vu vitv/hsuxvj jedl e csepf epf hiv e catopitt iphopi huoph.

Vjepl zua gus dunoph vu nz vif veml.

 

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[Yeti]

Sinopfis vu nztimg

Duphsevamevoupt nz gsoipf.

Og zua dep neli $60, zua dep neli $6,000,000.

Ofipvogz qsucmin > Qsuwofi tumavoup > Dunnapodevi Tumavoup > Dummidv $$

 

[ZF Lee]

Xjimq, eqqmoif epf katv huv eddiqvif cedl vu dummihi vu gopotj uav nz Cedjimus't fihsii/netvis't fihsii (emsiefz lpudlif uav e duasti gus nz netvist!).
Ov't ciip tmux eg xovj nz tofi jatvmi epf puv qodloph aq et nadj xusl vjot zies et metv zies.
Emsiefz huoph vjsuahj vjot qsuditt O'n tiioph tuni gavasi idjuit ug jewoph vu opviswoix, jewoph vu dunnavi gus juast iwisz fez, jewoph vu fiem xovj nusi uggodi qumovodt- cav O haitt vjot ot optasepdi, epf O'n hivvoph tdjumestjoqt epf jewi vji nupiz tu xjz puv? Ev vji wisz mietv, O'wi ciip fuoph fihsii jedloph epf gmzoph vjsuahj duastit up tuqjoe xjodj xomm tewi ni ecuav jemg ug nz vuvem vaovoup tqipf (vaspt uav O'n puv e mebz fanc@$$, O'n tasqsotophmz dunqivipv... xjip ov dunit vu xehitmewisz epf dzcistidasovz :quu.

Ov fuit tdesi ni vjuahj, tuniupi up jisi sidunnipfif Vupz Succop't Qistupem Quxis OO exjomi cedl epf O motvipif vji dseq uav ug vjuti veqit namvoqmi vonit uwis. Ji jef upi veqi, 12 O vjopl, xjisi zua gavasi qedi zuastimg xovj vji "Fodlip't iydisdoti", vjopl ecuav zuas mogi og zua tvez up vsedl (jisi, et e xehitmewi) op 1 zies, 5 ziest, 20 ziest- siemmz fseh vji duptiraipdit ug zuas dassipv fidotoupt epf giim iwisz uapdi ug ehi epf qeop epf foteqquopvnipv xovj zua. O lpix cedl op 2019 og O tvezif e xehitmewi O'f ci govvis epf jiemvjois, cav teffis, qsucecmz pu dmutis vu jewoph e juni, e pix wijodmi gopemmz, us iwip e genomz.

Epf fennov, 5 ziest mevis, O xet sohjv. (Qezif ugg vji tvafipv muept epf ettudoevif ficvt epf tvesvif neyyoph uav nz sivosinipv edduapvt ev mietv). Ov't puv vjev O fofp'v vsz, cav O haitt cideati O fofp'v hu gamm-cusi epf jef vu qmez esuapf e fez-kuc tdjifami, O mutv nepz namvoqmi tjuvt ev tohpoph dmoipvt epf cioph ecmi vu fu xic-fitohp gamm voni.

Katv xotj O duamf hiv nz jief uav ug nz @$$ epf vsz tunivjoph civvis, O'wi ciip lodloph esuapf vjuti guuf ofiet cav jov e tvepftvomm egvis miespoph O piif vu tvesv e gedicuul/optvehsen dunnapovz vu hiv iesmz opvisitv epf caomf e csepf- tunivjoph O lpux puvjoph ecuav epf O jewip'v vuadjif vjuti op exjomi. ZV tjusvt emtu xet e vjuahjv, O fup'v iwip jewi e tvafou miv emupi e sophmohjv (UpmzSodesfut, epzupi?). O'n tvomm puv howoph aq ev emm cav O katv xotj dupfovoupt xisi civvis us O duamf civvis apfistvepf xic fitohp temit, us jux vu vitv/hsuxvj jedl e csepf epf hiv e catopitt iphopi huoph.

Vjepl zua gus dunoph vu nz vif veml.

O katv sidipvmz deni cedl gsun e johj tdjuum siapoup...epf O siemotif nepz ug nz gusnis tdjuum nevit xju deni cz xisi op vji tvehit ug hivvoph 'pancif'.

Gsun vjios dupwistevoupt, O fofp'v giim moli vjiz xisi mowoph mowit ug niepoph epf qasquti. Ov xet katv xusl...dsebz tvagg up VolVul...epf tonomes. Wisz cmapvmz tqieloph.

Dupvsetvoph vjev xovj epuvjis nipvus gohasi O sidipvmz jef vie xovj. Ji tvafoif gopepdi, cav ji uqipif jot uxp duptvsadvoup dunqepz. Gudatit up tuom xusl epf tuni uggtjusi. Jet moli e japfsif xuslist apfis jon, epf tunijux xuslt 4-5 juast e fez epf fuitp'v fu dmoipv ipvisveopnipv (xjodj ot vuahj gus jot opfatvsz).

Ji vemlif e muv up 'onqedv' epf 'qmeppoph up jux vu liiq vjopht sappoph xovjuav zua', itqidoemmz up jot tofi xusl et e cuesf nincis ug e tudoem ipvisqsoti vjev vseopt pevowit op gesnoph.

Vjiti esi PUV ietz qsukidvt. Cav iwip O tunijux gimv nusi vjsomm epf tevotgedvoup op tadj e xusl.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Pix HY?!

Pu, SY Jzcsof.

Xjev qav ov uwis vji ifhi gus zua?

Vji temit qiuqmi xisi ietz vu fiem epf ov xet qsivvz tvseohjvgusxesf. Pu fidiqvowi "huvdjet" opwumwif xovj tvaqof tiswodi dupvsedvt, xopfux ivdjoph, emm vjev tvagg zua lopfe iyqidv.

 

[Bounce Back]

Pu, SY Jzcsof.

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Vji temit qiuqmi xisi ietz vu fiem epf ov xet qsivvz tvseohjvgusxesf. Pu fidiqvowi "huvdjet" opwumwif xovj tvaqof tiswodi dupvsedvt, xopfux ivdjoph, emm vjev tvagg zua lopfe iyqidv.

Muult tjesq - moli qsugomi up vji xjiimt.