Name my Poop Shield - win money (at least $100)!

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Hi - I need a new name for my patent-pending Poop Shield (apparently, having "poop" in the name is a no-no ). It's designed to keep infants' hands out of their poop/genital region during diaper changes.

I'll select a winner by midnight EST on Friday (48 hrs). The winner will receive a gift card of their choice worth at least $100. The standard disclaimer applies (MJ, the forum, Viperion, etc. has nothing to do with this).

Good Luck!

 

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[bane]

Active hand shield
Baby Active hand shield
The Doo doo don't!
Diaper change guard

 

[bane]

diaper defender/guard/shield
changing table shield/defender/guard
Baby Change Shield/Guard/defender
Diaper Change Keep Out
Diaper Fence/Wall
Baby Fence/Wall

Not serious:
Faeces fender
infant manure defender
Shit shield.
The excrement obstructor
The brown defender

Slogans
Don't be silly, keep your hands away from your willy!
a$$ armour - faecal protection for the first time parent.
No more sticky fingers
Look mum no hands
In the style of mc hammer, "You cant touch this, do do,"

More
The keep-away
The hands-off | The diaper hands-off
nappy nanny

Even More!
Dads hands

 

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Dads hands

I've thought about Third Hand - because that's what you need without it! Maybe that will be the name of the LLC or something

 

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[LibertyForMe]

Diaper Defense or Diaper Defense Shield.

 

[bane]

I've thought about Third Hand - because that's what you need without it! Maybe that will be the name of the LLC or something

Yeah awesome! That sounds good!

New Names:
Well they sell shampoo for babies as no more tears. So you could sell this one as "no more smears"

 

[FionaS]

When I heard what your product was, I was trying to figure out what it would be like... this is very similar to what I had in my mind.

I thought we skipped the trouble maker gene with our daughter.... but I'm starting to think this may be useful, haha.

Diaper Guard
Hands Away Diaper Guard
Hands Begone Diaper Changing Shield
Hands Free Diaper Guard

 

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[MTF]

I'd go with benefits included in the name and if possible, alliterations/rhymes.

Two reasons:
1. Benefits included in the name - parents will know instantly what you're selling.
2. Alliterations/rhymes help remember names. Short and easy to remember words will be even better for this market.

Some ideas (just brainstorming, some names may be silly):
Diaper Change Assistant
Diaper Nanny
Parent's Helping Hand (or just Helping Hand)
Easy Diaper Change/Changes
Happy Diaper Change/Changes
Clean Diaper Change/Changes
Hands Away
Hands Away Shield
Hands Out
Baby Hands Out
Hands Down
Clean Hands
All Hands on Deck
First Hand
Free Hand
Hand to Hand
Hands Up
Hyper Diaper Shield
Diaper Divider
Diaper Change Divider
Diaper Change Arranger
Parent's Helper
Baby's Hand-Holder
Hand-Holder
The Matter at Hand

For general great naming advice, check this article: http://www.marketingbullets.com/bullet17.htm

 

[jon.a]

Diaper Control

 

[Unknown]

The No Mess Diaper Guard.

I will be needing one of these in a few months

 

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[Red]

ShitShowStopper.

I know, I know. But I like it.

 

[CarrieW]

@bane you are hilarious! fwiw I like the do do don't!

 

[jon.a]

Change thing

 

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[mikey3times]

I'm curious, why is the word poop not allowed? I thought that was a brilliant name because it would draw a lot of attention.

 

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I've gotten a lot of feedback that I need to change the name from consumers. However, in fairness I have not approached stores and asked their opinion. I somewhat agree with you- poop shield is descriptive, clear and memorable.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Love Diaper Defender and Diaper Defense.

Alliteration, IMO, is the way to go.

Diaper Guard is good too.

 

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[Get Right]

Oopsie

 

[IAmTheJeff]

Hands-free diaper change assisting apparatus.

PM me for my address. hahaha

I was really trying to think of a rhyming one...I kept landing at "Danger Changer". Effin stupid.

 

[CarrieW]

double duty/doodie diaper deflector?

having doodie or do do and stuff is just the same as having the word poop tho!

I am still thinking LOL

 

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[mikey3times]

Deuce Defender
Number Two Trap

You could make a logo similar to the superman shield, but use a 2 instead.

Hands Off!!
Shower Stopper
Less Mess

 

[parkerscott]

diaper dam

 

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A lot of these are downright hilarious.

Remember, this statement: "Honey, did you remember to pack the _______ _______ in the diaper bag...I think the little one just went #2!" should be able to be said in public, at say a grocery store or perhaps even a restaurant.

 

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ShitShowStopper.

I know, I know. But I like it.

Lol - I'm not selling corks! "Quick - get the ShitShowStopper before he goes everywhere!"
Sounds like a piece of medical equipment

 

[MitchC]

No More Mess
Clean Screen
Easy Changer
Hands Off/Away

 

[IAmTheJeff]

Pootector

Mess Marauder

Kleen Keeper (ugh I HATE misspellings!)

Diaper Hero

I think I have more in this brain of mine....

 

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[parkerscott]

like

No More Mess
Clean Screen
Easy Changer
Hands Off/Away

i like clean screen

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Oopsie

OMG, go with "Oopsie Poopsie"

I can totally seeing that a big hit with a funny marketing video. Couple that with a video in the same spirit of "The Hand Job" or "Poo Potpourri" or "Dollar Shave Club" and you'll have a hit on your hands. We're talking a success to the likes of my avatar!!

 

[Mrs. BRKb]

OMG, go with "Oopsie Poopsie"

I can totally seeing that a big hit with a funny marketing video. Couple that with a video in the same spirit of "The Hand Job" or "Poo Potpourri" or "Dollar Shave Club" and you'll have a hit on your hands. We're talking a success to the likes of my avatar!!

Well, if there are extra points to be awarded for enthusiasm and salesmanship ^^, I'm calling it MJ DeMarco for the win.

 

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[Unknown]

OMG, go with "Oopsie Poopsie"

I can totally seeing that a big hit with a funny marketing video. Couple that with a video in the same spirit of "The Hand Job" or "Poo Potpourri" or "Dollar Shave Club" and you'll have a hit on your hands. We're talking a success to the likes of my avatar!!

Shamwow guy for the infomercial?

 

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Shamwow guy for the infomercial?

"But wait, there's more...poop!"

Actually this product screams for an informercial. I should consider making my own YouTube one prior to launch.