Zero to Hero: The Adventures of Mr. Donnerhuhn

[Mr.Donnerhuhn]

Afternoon everyone!

I am considering this my official public commitment to getting myself on the Fastlane to wealth and a life of meaning.

I'm 24, living at my parents house, and have finally reached a point where the mix of boredom & pain of living without my own independence & fulfillment & purpose is too much to bear, and I intend to hustle like a mo-fo until I get where I want to be. I know a little bit of C++, and most of my efforts will be focused in the music & pro-audio industry, but if there's anything I can do for anyone reading this to help you out, don't hesitate to hit me up!

I've got a business idea I'm working on, but no capital to truly get it moving. So, I'm going to be starting with SinisterLex's 15-Day Challenge to start learning myself some marketable skills/sales knowledge and get income headed my way in order to build the businesses/products/ideas I envision to help make the world a better place.


15 Day Challenge

Day 1: Help Someone

A buddy of mine was having trouble with his love life. He was saying how he couldn't meet interesting girls & that all the women he met were shallow and annoying; now, I'm sure there's some degree of truth to it, maybe one or two of the women he met were truly lame, but no way could it have been as bad as he suggested. We talked about it and ultimately uncovered that he was projecting his own negativity into the world in an out of proportion manner to the situation. Before he'd go out on a date he'd be loathing the FACT that he KNEW the girl he was meeting with was going to lead to a lack-luster experience.​

He was defeating himself, and projecting onto the girl before he even had a chance to truly get to know her. So, I talked to him about the concept of state and gave him some exercises to do before his next outing to get himself fired up and excited. This was primarily a mix of incantation, positive intent, and movement: having him say out loud to himself "I'm going to go on this date, have an awesome time, and share an amazing experience of joy and fun with this woman!" over and over while getting his RAS/amygdala involved by having him jump around, do pushups, dance like a madman, whatever physical movement he could think of.​

Later that evening, he reported that he did the exercises before going out to meetup with a girl he met recently and that he felt "lighter than a feather in the breeze" going in and that he had the best evening he had had in long time that night.

So, I'm gonna go ahead and call that a win-win-win for Day 1! ​

Day 2: Help Someone. Show-STOP-ping Headlines

Product #1: Songwriting Book

1. The Songwriting Secrets that Industry INSIDERS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!

2. STOP Wasting Time, Write Better Songs NOW!

3. Make People LOVE YOUR MUSIC!

4. How to CRUSH Songwriter's Block, and Write Songs that Shake the Ages! (and the booties)

5. Write Better Songs, Have Fun Doing it, and GET MORE LISTENERS!
​

Product #2: A music synthesizer plug-in (software product)

1. It's Here: The Last Synthesizer You'll EVER Need!

2. Unlimited Potential, Top-Tier Sound: The Greatest Synth EVER Has Arrived!

3. Take Your Sonic Palette to the Next Level with this New Synthesizer!

4. Leads, Bass, Pads: This New Synth DOES IT ALL!

5. The Pro's ALL Agree: This New Synthesizer is the One You Want!
​

Product #3: A money making system/method

1. Pay Next Month's Rent. NOW!

2. Make Money, STRESS-FREE, From ANYWHERE!

3. Earn Cash. AND SLEEP WHILE YOU DO IT!

4. Triple Your Happiness by TRIPLING YOUR INCOME!

5. Bankers are FLABBERGASTED by this Simple Money Method!
​

Product #4: Nootropic Supplement Blend

1. Hack Your Brain to the Next Level with this Nootropic Stack!

2. Raise Your IQ, Lower Your Stress, and Think More Clearly with THIS!

3. Take This Pill, BECOME LIMITLESS!

4. Turbocharge Your Brain with This One Supplement!

5. Doctor's Agree: This Supplement Turns Your Brain Into a SUPER-COMPUTER!
​

Product #5: Task Management App

1. Organize Your Time, Your Tasks, and Your Life With this New App!

2. Stream-line Your Task Management WITH EASE!

3. Keep Yourself On Track & On Time With App!

4. This App Handles ALL Your Time & Task Management Needs!

5. This App Will Turn You into a Productivity MACHINE!

​

I feel bad. Those headlines probably got you all SO PUMPED to buy! lol. I haven't gotten my "help someone" in for Day 2 yet; but it's only 2:45 so there is time yet. When i come through on that, I'll update this thread.

For now, I'll see you tomorrow for Day 3!​

 

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[Mr.Donnerhuhn]

Day 3: A Paragraph of Influence

5 New Headlines:

Product: SaaS

1. The "Netflix" of Software Has Arrived! Subscribe NOW!​

2. Subscribe Now, Get the Software You Want, SAVE $$$!​

3. Software Prices Got You Down? Subscribe NOW for EXCLUSIVE HOLIDAY PRICING!​

4. Tired of Tossing $$ Out the Window? Subscribe & Save!​

5. Get the Software You Want, Now, For Less $$$!​

An Influential Paragraph:

I love Software.
I love using new Software to tinker about, make new things, and build my skill-set.

If you're like me, you love Software too.
And you're probably spending $100+/month
on new software because every new piece of gear is so unique
and interesting and it presents an opportunity to create
something the world's never experienced before.

But, that tab adds up quickly, so I propose something new, something different.

Enter BlurpADurp.

BlurpADurp is a solution I've developed to help YOU to get the Software you want at a price you can manage! For a measly $30/mo. you will receive ALL the Software in our catalog, as well as getting exclusive access to all the top new Software's from the hottest brands as they come onto the market.

Click Here to subscribe!

Sign-up before January 1st and you'll also receive our special holiday bonus! 6 WHOLE MONTHS OF MEMBERSHIP ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

Not convinced?

That's fine. BlurpADurp is going to be around for a loonnngggg time!

So, mull it over,
consider the options,
and when you decide you're ready to take your software game to the next level
come on back and use the offer code:

"I LOVE SNIFFING FARTS"

To receive a generous 30% discount off your first year of membership!

With BlurpADurp, get the software you want, and stop throwing $$$ out the window!​

 

[Mr.Donnerhuhn]

Day 4: Action Mindset

Help Someone: Was at the local hardware store and some guy needed to know where some pipe fittings could be found. I let him know the aisle! Small as F*ck, but I'm counting it.

5 Headlines:

1. The Last Stereo Imaging Plug-in You'll EVER NEED Has Arrived!

2. Make Your Next Mix BIG & WIDE With Haa5!

3. Redefine Your Stereo Image! Be the Envy of all Engineers with Haa5!

4. Big, Wide, Powerful. Haa5!

5. Stop! Click Here! Get the Stereo Sound You've Dreamed Of!
​

10 Sentences:

1. Consider this, if you don't take action, start making moves, start hustling; you'll just fade away.

2. The time is NOW! Get yourself committed, and take action EVERY DAY! You got goals? We all do, you ONLY reach them through action!

3. Think about the next 7 days. Commit for seven days, that's it. Try it!

4. Make yourself 1% better today. Then tomorrow. It's only 1%, how hard can that be. And in just over 3 months, you'll be twice the man you are today. 1% improvement is NOT hard! DO IT!

5. Five years from now, you'll be turning 30; are you going to be a 30-year old 25 year old? Or are you going to be a 30 year old fastlane badass who made moves, took action, and hustled to rise to the top?

6. Take action today, to create the will to take action tomorrow, to sew the habits for the next week, to make the rituals for the next year. Do it.

7. NOW! Do something, take an action, write copy, build your life!

8. The end of your life is coming, think about that. Every second, every minute, every hour, the only thing you're ASSURED to accomplish is that you've moved that much closer to your final breath. Did you make that second count, or not?

9. TAKE ACTION NOW! ANALYZE THE RESULT AFTERWARDS! CORRECT COURSE ACCORDINGLY!

10. Be the master of your fate, take risks, every day. Tomorrow, 7 months from now, 15 years, doesn't matter. Grind.
​

Take One Action:

I met this hottie the other day at a local bar, I managed to get her number but have felt really intimidated about hitting her up to set up a date. I'm calling her now.​

 

[Mr.Donnerhuhn]

Day 5: F.U.C.C.C.

Solve Someones Problem:

5 Headlines:

1. Grab One of THESE Fat Bikes Now and Grip the Trail like Never Before!
2. This Fat Bike Takes Mountain Riding to the Next Level!
3. Click Here to Meet All of Your Fat Bike Needs!
4. Blaze a New Trail with THIS Fat Bike!
5. Fat Bikes Are The Way of the Future! Get Yours NOW!

5 Influential Sentences:

1. Think about this. We are that which we continually do, excellence therefore is NOT an event, but a HABIT!
2. Writing down goals INSTANTLY boosts motivation. What are you waiting for? WRITE DOWN YOUR GOALS NOW!
3. It takes 21 days to form a habit. Break that down into weekly timelines, and you need only to do 3 things to succeed!
4. Imagine yourself 5 years from now. Picture what you want to be, now picture what you need to do to get there. Now do it.
5. Every second that passes brings you one second to the end of your days. Remember that, and make every second count. Start now!

Take 1 Action:

Setting up my UpWork profile to begin writing REAL copy!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!1!11111!111!1!!​

1 Page of Copy:

Have you ever wondered how to improve a bikes grip?

How about ride-ability in the snow, sand, and adverse terrain?

The answer is simple:

Fat Bikes.

A fat bike is the ultimate solution for those who need a bike that can DO IT ALL!

Fat bikes are easily distinguished from the herd by one thing:

Fat Tires.

An average tire width of 4" (100mm) makes a fat bike easy to spot from a distance. But, other than the unique appearance of a monster-sized tire
what are the benefits to fat bikes?

Improved Traction

Due to the size of the tires, fat bikes are well suited to unstable terrain
such as snow, sand, and mud.
This makes fat bikes great for snowy mountain top rides in the winter,
AND the sandy shores of summer.

Traditional mountain bike tires range between 25-60 PSI,
fat bikes are able to run at much lower PSI than this.
I've seen riders with their tires UNDER 10 PSI!
Combine the low PSI of fat tires with the width of the tires themselves
and you get a tire that can easily grip any obstacle or terrain!


Physical Fitness

Fat tires offer a host of fitness benefits!

The size of the tire adds a few pounds to the bike
as well as increasing the angular momentum.
This means more effort is required to accelerate and maintain speed.

More effort = more muscle use = more calories burned

If you've been looking to add cycling to your fitness regimen,
a fat bike is a fantastic solution!

Fat bikes allow you to get out and enjoy nature,
while getting a GREAT workout too!


Fat Bikes are THE all-in-one Solution!

Fat bikes are versatile.

They can handle nearly ANY terrain you throw at them.

Off-road or on-road, fat bikes will handle terrain that
your typical mountain or road bike simply can't.


Fat bikes offer fitness

Cycling is a great way to get & stay in shape.
Due to weight and momentum, fat bikes are the best option
for cycling for fitness!

Where to Buy a fat bike?

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Whether you're new and curious, or a pro who knows what you want

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Think about it.

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[Mr.Donnerhuhn]

Day 6: Influence Pt. 2

Spoiler: Secrets of Hollywood's Most Jacked Bods, REVEALED!

Have you ever wondered how stars like Gerard Butler, Hugh Jackman, Jamie Foxx
and others manage to have such INCREDIBLE physiques?

I mean, they're working 15 hours a day filming their latest cinematic appearances
and yet they somehow manage to stay in tip-top shape...

Us regular folks are just as busy as these celebs, yet studies show
repeatedly that our bodies are getting worse and worse!

So, how are they doing it, and more importantly,
how can you do it too?

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&

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