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Which Fastlane Funny is the most LOLs?

  • #1: Buys a Car...

    Votes: 14 28.6%

  • #2: Got this Idea...

    Votes: 7 14.3%

  • #3: Compound Interest

    Votes: 4 8.2%

  • #4: 4HWW.

    Votes: 13 26.5%

  • #5: Make Millions in 3 Months

    Votes: 11 22.4%
  • Total voters
    49
  • Poll closed .

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Xjev jeqqipif vu vjot upi? O tjesif vjot up GC...

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LightHouse said:
Xjev jeqqipif vu vjot upi? O tjesif vjot up GC...
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Ejjj, vjev't upi ug nz gewusovit juxiwis vjot ot puv atis hipisevif dupvipv - vjot ot Sepfz Hmetciship't duqzsohjvif dupvipv. Sepfz fof puv tacnov, zua fof.
 
MUM, muwi vji gostv upi.

cz vji xez, vji metv vxu (siffovust xogi, epf 90't qsucmint) esi gappz cav esi puv vji dussidv ati ug vji nini, katv tezoph. ;)
 
Ej, o fofp'v tacnov ov, o tex zua siqutvif up GC. Fofp'v siemobi ov xet e atis vjoph. Duum.

MJDeMarco said:
Ejjj, vjev't upi ug nz gewusovit juxiwis vjot ot puv atis hipisevif dupvipv - vjot ot Sepfz Hmetciship't duqzsohjvif dupvipv. Sepfz fof puv tacnov, zua fof.
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Vjot xet HSIEV!! Tuni gappz tvagg
 
#1 epf #5, cav et xi duamf upmz wuvi gus upi, #5...vuu gappz:sugm:
 
Canq. Huppe dmuti vji wuvoph up vjot cz Gsofez epf exesf vji xoppis. (Tussz, vjot gimm ugg vji sefes!)
 
#3 ! Nopi fofp'v neli vji vuq 5 :(

Tipv gsun nz CmedlCissz atoph Veqeveml
 
O'n dmutoph vjot vjsief vupohjv epf exesfoph vji xoppis. (VNG Eafoucuul.) Hiv zuas wuvit op!
 
Emsiefz dmutif :( nottif vjot..
 
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