kimberland
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- Jul 25, 2007
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Oh, man, I simply had to share this.
I was laughing my head off.
This morning all employees received this from the head of corporate security.
"Hello:
We have just had a situation in which an employee allowed a homeless person access to the 5th floor through the west elevator corridor door (confirmed by the homeless person). He wandered around the floor and eventually found a seat in the lunchroom and preceded to eat someone's lunch."
And then it went on to outline standard procedures for company guests.
Oh, I know it is a serious matter
but jeepers, that bit about him eating someone's lunch,
man, oh, man, I couldn't stop laughing.
Sometimes it is best not to give All information.
I was laughing my head off.
This morning all employees received this from the head of corporate security.
"Hello:
We have just had a situation in which an employee allowed a homeless person access to the 5th floor through the west elevator corridor door (confirmed by the homeless person). He wandered around the floor and eventually found a seat in the lunchroom and preceded to eat someone's lunch."
And then it went on to outline standard procedures for company guests.
Oh, I know it is a serious matter
but jeepers, that bit about him eating someone's lunch,
man, oh, man, I couldn't stop laughing.
Sometimes it is best not to give All information.
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