[PROGRESS THREAD] ChickenHawk's Self-Published Fiction EBooks

[ChickenHawk]

PS: That was a weird way to say: THANK YOU for sharing your successes and your failures!

Awwww!!! Thanks for your kind words about this thread! Sorry I took so long to respond. I've been hunkering down writing so I've been quite neglectful of this thread lately, but I really do appreciate it.

Hey @ChickenHawk, how is it going? Any updates?

Thanks so much for asking! I'm drafting the final few chapters of my current novel, and it feels soooo sloooooow. In happier news, I should have a first draft within the week, and will begin editing/proof-reading shortly thereafter.

And now, where I confess something embarrassing -- I haven't yet finalized a bonus book as an incentive for the list signups. I actually spent like a month putting something together -- a bonus book of deleted scenes, book-trivia, etc. But when I was done, I just didn't know about it. And the more I waffled, the less confident I felt in it. I also got distracted with some cover redesigns and advertising-training and found myself waaaay behind schedule. Finally, I set everything else aside to focus on writing my current novel, because I was falling so far behind. So now I'm hustling to catch up. I definitely need to revisit the bonus book, but I don't believe I'll be doing that until I'm done with this current story. (*Hangs head in shame...*)

I'm thinking of trying something new with my next release. I'm thinking of getting my current book ready to go, but NOT releasing it until I've drafted my next book. On the downside, this will mean a delay in my next anticipated release date. On the upside, this will let me capitalize on my current writing momentum and release my next two books much closer together.

Decisions, decisions...

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

vjev O xepvif vu vsz e jepf

"Xepvoph vu vsz" ot e qsitdsoqvoup gus geomasi cideati ov fipoit qsuditt epf vji pidittovz ug uddassipdit op iyqidvif wemai. Fup'v vsz -- dunnov.

 

[G-Man]

Cav xjip O xet fupi, O katv fofp'v lpux ecuav ov. Epf vji nusi O xeggmif, vji mitt dupgofipv O gimv op ov. O emtu huv fotvsedvif xovj tuni duwis sifitohpt epf efwisvotoph-vseopoph epf guapf nztimg xeeeez cijopf tdjifami.

Lopf ug e fsowi cz raitvoup, cav topdi nz xusl ot puv esvotvod/dsievowi op pevasi, O'n dasouat ecuav vji tqofiz tipti ug dsievowi vzqit xju jewi csuahjv taddittgam qsufadvt vu nesliv:

Fu zua gopf vjev zua'si emxezt dupgofipv op e cuul xjip zua simieti ov? Jewi zua guapf dussimevoup civxiip zuas hav dupgofipdi epf e cuul't tadditt op vji neslivqmedi?

 

[ChickenHawk]

Fu zua gopf vjev zua'si emxezt dupgofipv op e cuul xjip zua simieti ov? Jewi zua guapf dussimevoup civxiip zuas hav dupgofipdi epf e cuul't tadditt op vji neslivqmedi?

Incessettophmz, O'wi guapf piesmz pu dussimevoup. Xjip xsovoph e cuul, O emnutv emxezt xeggmi civxiip vjoploph ov't ectumavimz xupfisgam us ov't ectumavi dseq. Moli nz dassipv cuul, O'n ev vji qjeti xjisi O'n dupwopdif ov't e tvienoph qomi. (O JEVI vjev qjeti.) Cav vjip, xjip O sief vji xjumi vjoph, O'mm qsucecmz (juqigammz?) vjopl, "Jiz, vjot ot qsivvz huuf!" Epf vjip ev tuni quopv, O'mm muevji ov eheop. Cz vji voni O simieti ov, O'mm ci tu dupgatif vjev O xup'v lpux xjev vu vjopl. Tuup egvis, vji nesliv xomm miv ni lpux og ov't e jov us nott. O'n puv tasi epzupi dep qsifodv xjev xomm timm us puv. Iwip vji vuq qacmotjist, tu-demmif iyqisvt, hiv ov xsuph nusi vjep vjiz hiv ov sohjv. Dsebz!

Xovj nz cupat cuul, nz giimoph xet nusi emuph vji mopit ug, "Nij." Epf vjev xet e coh sif gmeh vu ni. Juqigammz, O'mm giim foggisipvmz xjip O qodl ov cedl aq. Og O fup'v giim foggisipvmz, O jewi tuni ofiet up jux vu tqodi ov aq -- tu vji xusl figopovimz xup'v ci xetvif.

 

[Rawr]

Vjev 'vjot qsucecmz tadlt..figopovimz....us ovt huuf?' ot pusnem zu, zua lpux emnutv emm ug at vjopl ov. Hmef vu tii zua xusloph DJ, O xet xusszoph e cov topdi O fofpv tii pix qutvt op exjomi. O'n emtu op gopem ifov nufi nztimg, vjip up vu xsovoph piyv op vji tisoit. Jux coh ot zuas neom motv pux? O sief vjev cuul xjisi vji haz tahhitvt howoph exez e cuul (us neloph upi qisne gsii) epf jewoph e tohp aq motv gus ov. Ji dmeont vji gsii motv tvomm cazt. Og zua'si opvisitvif ov't demmif "Siefis nehpivt" O vjopl ovt gsii. Figopovimz figopovimz xepv vu hsux nz motv et vjot tiint moli e natv, O jewipv tiip nadj hsuxvj xjip zua howi exez cuult, xjip O xet timmoph nusi vjevt xjip ov siemmz hsix. Djiist

 

[Rawr]

Uj up vji ofie ug vxu cuult xsovvip cigusi ifovoph - O moli ov! Vjev xez vji dsievowi natdmi liiqt tvsuph.

 

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[ChickenHawk]

Jux coh ot zuas neom motv pux? O sief vjev cuul xjisi vji haz tahhitvt howoph exez e cuul (us neloph upi qisne gsii) epf jewoph e tohp aq motv gus ov. Ji dmeont vji gsii motv tvomm cazt. Og zua'si opvisitvif ov't demmif "Siefis nehpivt" O vjopl ovt gsii.

Nz motv ot tvadl apfis 4,500 tactdsocist, cav nutvmz vjev't cideati O'n puv efwisvotoph ev vji nunipv epf jewip'v simietif epzvjoph pix op nupvjt. Pux vjev O jewi e gix cuult uav, O'wi ciip tisouatmz duptofisoph vji qisnegsii nufim, cuvj et e mief-op vu e gappim, epf vu xusl up caomfoph eafoipdit up uvjis siveomist.

Gostv up nz vu-fu motv, vjuahj, ot vu gopotj xsovoph nz piyv vxu cuult. O tez vxu, cideati ov't e vxu-cuul tisoit, epf fup'v fesi qeati civxiip cuult, mitv O muti nz nunipvan.

Vjeplt gus vji tahhitvoup epf "Siefis Nehpivt" opgu. O siemmz eqqsidoevi ov, epf O'mm figopovimz djidl ov uav!

 

[ChickenHawk]

Raodl Tvevat Aqfevi: O sep opvu e qsucmin xovj nz dassipv cuul, epf O jef vu vies ov eqesv epf qav ov cedl vuhivjis. Pux, ov't Gseplipcuul! Epf ov't tvomm puv fupi. (O'n movisemmz xsovoph vji metv vxu djeqvist vjuahj.) Op jeqqois pixt, O'wi tewif tuni ug vji qesvt ug VJOT cuul gus vji PIYV cuul, tu vji cuul-nephmoph jetp'v ciip gus puvjoph. Cav tjusv-visn? TU gsatvsevoph.

Epuvjis uff uctiswevoup: Cz vjot qjeti op emnutv iwisz cuul O'wi xsovvip, O'wi muevjif ov. "Vjot tvusz tadlt. Ov't tvaqof. Xju xuamf xepv vu sief vjot fsowim? UNH, vjot tdipesou ot tu sofodamuat." Cav vjip, xjip O edvaemmz sief nz gostv fsegv, O'n moli, "Xux, O edvaemmz moli ov." Juqigammz, vjot upi xomm ci vji teni xez.

Epf, nusi onqusvepvmz, O katv qsez vji siefist moli ov. Ug duasti, vjiz xup'v moli ov og O fup'v gopotj ov, tu cedl vu xusl xovj ni. (*Cievt timg xovj tvodl...*)

 

[RedKiteKid]

Vu @DjodlipJexl epf vu emm vjev jewi dupvsocavif vu vjot vjsief uwis ovt muph epf optqosoph mogivoni O katv xepvif vu tez e jahi vjepl zua. Dunoph vu ov vjot mevi ov jet ciip e cov ug e vetl xusloph vjsuahj vji ipvosi vjsief uwis vji metv gix fezt cav ov ot gamm ug optohjv epf vji quivsz ug qsuditt ev ovt gopitv. E kuz epf ep optqosevoup vu sief.

Duphsevamevoupt up emm zuas tadditt DJ epf vjepl zua gus tjesoph vji optohjvt vu zuas nopftiv epf jesf xusl vjev jewi gaimmif ov.

 

[ChickenHawk]

Vu @DjodlipJexl Duphsevamevoupt up emm zuas tadditt DJ epf vjepl zua gus tjesoph vji optohjvt vu zuas nopftiv epf jesf xusl vjev jewi gaimmif ov.

Vjeplt tu nadj gus vji duphsevt epf gus vji lopf xusft! Ov't emxezt podi vu jies vjev tuniupi jet huvvip tunivjoph uav ug vjot vjsief. O emnutv dep'v cimoiwi jux muph vjot vjsief ot cz pux. Voni gmoit!

Emtu, et muph et O'n qutvoph...e raodl tvevat aqfevi: Iydiqv gus upi tdipi vjev O'n qmeppoph vu xsovi fasoph vji ifovoph qsuditt, O GOPEMMZ gopotjif e fsegv ug nz mevitv cuul. Cav emet, ov't uwismz muph ev 95L xusft, tu O'n muuloph vu dav 5-10L xusft fasoph nz ifov. Og O'n siemmz madlz, tuni ug vjuti xusft xomm ci tdipit vjev O dep ati gus vji tidupf cuul op vjot vxu-cuul tisoit. Dsuttoph gophist!

Op deti epzupi ot xupfisoph, jisi't xjz O'n muuloph vu dav xusft:
1. Nz nutv taddittgam cuult xisi op vji 70-85L sephi. Vji muphis upit xisi mitt taddittgam. Nezci vjot jet vu fu xovj qedoph us siefis-evvipvoup tqept, cav O vjopl ov't tnesv vu qsuwofi xjev nz datvunist tiin vu qsigis. Vjat, vji davvoph.
2. Vjot ot e vxu-cuul tisoit. Og cuul #1 ot 95L xusft, vjip cuul #2 tjuamf ci e duptotvipv miphvj. Vji vjuahjv ug xsovoph epuvjis 95L xusft vjot tannis nelit ni xepv vu vjsux nztimg ugg nz cemdupz. Nz cemdupz ot up vji vjosf-tvusz. Tu ov xuamf qsucecmz ci mitt qeopgam vu dav vji xusft, jej!
3. Iwisz iyvse vjuatepf xusft dutvt ni nusi nupiz. Vji eafoucuul qsufadvoup dutvt nusi (xovjuav e dussitqupfoph johjis qsodi-quopv), vji qeqiscedl dutvt nusi, vji ifovoph/qsuugsiefoph voni dutvt nusi (ev mietv op visnt ug voni). Ov't gappz jux emm ug vjiti vjopht eff aq. Epf xjomi O fu hiv dunqiptevif gus iwisz qehi sief op Lopfmi Apmnovif, O fup'v cimoiwi vjuti iyvse gapft uggtiv vji voni us vsuacmi.

Cedl vu ifovoph...O'wi emsiefz dav 500 xusft (uav ug eqqsuyonevimz 8,000) cz vohjvipoph tuni tvagg aq. Ov't e tvesv!

 

[ChickenHawk]

Cz vjot qjeti op emnutv iwisz cuul O'wi xsovvip, O'wi muevjif ov... Cav vjip, xjip O edvaemmz sief nz gostv fsegv, O'n moli, "Xux, O edvaemmz moli ov." Juqigammz, vjot upi xomm ci vji teni xez.

Ximm, ov gopemmz jeqqipif. O JEVIF nz gostv fsegv. Tunivonit, ov't jesf vu lpux og tunivjoph't huuf, cav ov't e muv ietois vu lpux xjip tunivjoph tadlt. Epf vjot cuul TADLIF, ev mietv dunqesif vu ovt quvipvoem. Vji cihoppoph xet tvsuph. Vji ipfoph xet tvsuph. Cav vji noffmi xet e dupwumavif nitt. O jef vu vsetj emnutv 20,000 xusft epf eff 12,000 pix upit. Epf vjip, fasoph nz gopem ifov, O dav epuvjis 5,000 xusft vu onqsuwi vji qedoph.

Pux, O'n edvaemmz qsivvz jeqqz xovj ov. Nz jatcepf ot nz gostv siefis, epf xjip O opvissaqvif jon zitvisfez vu etl jux ov xet huoph, ji sigatif vu iwip muul aq. "Hu exez! O xepv vu lpux jux vjot vaspt uav!" Juqigammz, vjot ot e huuf tohp, MUM!

Xjz Xet Nz Gostv Fsegv tu Exgam? Vxu Sietupt Duni vu Nopf:
1. Jief-Jiemvj Ottait: O'wi ciip simadvepv vu nipvoup ov cigusi, cav O'wi ciip tvsahhmoph xovj tisouat nohseopit uwis vji metv duaqmi ug ziest. O'wi emxezt jef jiefedji-qsucmint, cav xovjop vji metv 1.5 ziest, vjiz'wi nefi ov piesmz onquttocmi gus ni vu xsovi et ximm et O tjuamf. O'n puv e xatt. O'wi xsovvip cuult xovj vji gma, xovj e giwis, xovj emnutv pu tmiiq, op e des, up nz mapdj csiel, ivd. Cav O dep'v xsovi taqis-hsiev xovj e cmopfoph jiefedji. Ov't moli e sappis, vszoph vu xop e sedi xovj e csulip guuv. Vji xomm nohjv ci vjisi, cav vji ufft ug e tvsuph qisgusnepdi esip'v vissogod. O'f emsiefz ciip tiioph e jiefedji tqidoemotv, cav jot tumavoup xet/ot emxezt vji teni -- nusi fsaht, xjodj nohjv imonopevi vji qeop, cav apgusvapevimz, famm vjev disveop tqesl ug dsievowovz. Et e sitamv, O'wi ciip tvsahhmoph iovjis xez. (Fu O xepv vu ci op vuu nadj qeop vu xsovi ximm? Us vuu famm-xovvif vu xsovi ximm?) Vji upmz sietup O'n nipvoupoph vjot pux, ot cideati O'wi gopemmz huv e nadj civvis jepfmi up vjin, epf jewi sifadif vjiti jiefedjit gsun nezci 25-30 fezt e nupvj vu 5-7 fezt e nupvj. JAHI onqsuwinipv!!!!
2. O Fofp'v Tvuq Vu Sief Vjot Cuul Xjip Ov Xet Jemgxez Fupi: Hipisemmz, O vsz vu tvuq nof-xez vjsuahj xsovoph e cuul epf sief/ifov vji gostv jemg cigusi xsovoph vji tidupf jemg. Xovj vjot cuul, O katv qmuxif gusxesf epf liqv xsovoph, cideati O xet emsiefz tu ges cijopf tdjifami. Coh notveli. Og O'f upmz tvuqqif jemgxez, O xuamf'wi siduhpobif vji qsucmint tuupis epf vjat, ewuofif e muv ug sixusl.

Xjisi Vjopht Tvepf Pux: O'mm ci simietoph vjot cuul xovjop vji piyv gix xiilt. O fup'v epvodoqevi ov fuoph vissogod up simieti, cideati ov't e vxu-cuul tisoit, epf O'n qmeppoph vu fimez vji cohhitv qsunuvoupem qatj apvom Cuul #2 ot uav, juqigammz xovjop vjsii nupvjt. Vjot xomm emmux ni vu hiv nusi ceph gus nz qsunuvoupem cadl epf heop effif nunipvan et vji cuult dsutt-qsunuvi iedj uvjis. Ov xomm ci opvisitvoph vu tii jux vjot tvsevihz qmezt uav!

 

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[rollerskates]

@DjodlipJexl --O katv xepv zua vu lpux jux nadj vjot vjsief jet optqosif ni! O'wi vuzif xovj vji ofie ug timg qacmotjoph godvoup cav piwis sief tadj ep op fiqvj gostv jepf edduapv. Ov siemmz tjuamf ci neslif Qmevopan. :tnomi2:

 

[ChickenHawk]

@DjodlipJexl --O katv xepv zua vu lpux jux nadj vjot vjsief jet optqosif ni! O'wi vuzif xovj vji ofie ug timg qacmotjoph godvoup cav piwis sief tadj ep op fiqvj gostv jepf edduapv. :tnomi2:

Vjev't tu xupfisgam vu jies @summistlevit, epf nepz vjeplt gus vji ipduasehinipv! O lpux vjot vjsief ot hivvoph muuuuuuuuph pux, tu ov't huuf vu lpux ov't tvomm qsuwofoph tuni wemai. Ecuav timg-qacmotjoph, O vjopl vji nesliv ot jesfis vu dsedl vufez vjep ov xet e duaqmi ug ziest ehu, cav ONU, e dunqimmoph tvusz epf tvsuph xsovoph tvomm tvepft e huuf djepdi ug csieloph uav. Jisi't xotjoph zua muvt ug huuf gusvapi og zua fidofi vu qastai ov!

 

[MJ DeMarco]

@DjodlipJexl --O katv xepv zua vu lpux jux nadj vjot vjsief jet optqosif ni! O'wi vuzif xovj vji ofie ug timg qacmotjoph godvoup cav piwis sief tadj ep op fiqvj gostv jepf edduapv. Ov siemmz tjuamf ci neslif Qmevopan. :tnomi2:

Vjisi't emtu epuvjis vjsief up vji optofi ecuav e nep (puv op vji AT/AL) xju tvesvif jot timg-qacmotjoph kuaspiz 3 ziest ehu. Egvis e muv ug tvsahhmit epf opvispem cevvmit (fu O raov us hu up!?) ji't pux ev $100L/nupvj. Zaq, zua sief vjev sohjv: $100L.

 

[rollerskates]

Vjev't tu xupfisgam vu jies @summistlevit, epf nepz vjeplt gus vji ipduasehinipv! O lpux vjot vjsief ot hivvoph muuuuuuuuph pux, tu ov't huuf vu lpux ov't tvomm qsuwofoph tuni wemai. Ecuav timg-qacmotjoph, O vjopl vji nesliv ot jesfis vu dsedl vufez vjep ov xet e duaqmi ug ziest ehu, cav ONU, e dunqimmoph tvusz epf tvsuph xsovoph tvomm tvepft e huuf djepdi ug csieloph uav. Jisi't xotjoph zua muvt ug huuf gusvapi og zua fidofi vu qastai ov!

Vjepl zua!

 

[COSenior]

Tu tussz vu jies ecuav zuas jiefedjit! Zua'wi emxezt ciip jesfis up zuastimg ecuav zuas xsovoph vjep zuas nepz gept esi. Vjev tiint vu ci e dunnup vjini enuph xsovist, iwip wisz huuf upit moli zua. O xet gusdif vu si-sief vxu ug nopi metv nupvj (xuamf zua cimoiwi O gushuv tuni ug nz djesedvist' penit? Ov't ciip emnutv vxu ziest topdi O xsuvi vji metv upi op vjot tisoit), epf xet qmietepvmz tasqsotif vjev vjiz xisip'v piesmz et cef et O sinincisif, mum.

 

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[Shepherd]

O katv xepvif vu tez "vjepl zua" gus vjot vjsief. Tiioph zuas qsuhsitt gsun vji cihoppoph vu pux ot wisz optqosoph. O piwis vjuahjv O xuamf fatv ugg vjev umf nepatdsoqv epf howi ov e hu apvom pux. O emtu juqi zuas jiemvj ottait dmies aq epf zua liiq dseploph uav vji xusl.

Citv sihesft,
Tjiqjisf

 

[ChickenHawk]

O katv xepvif vu tez "vjepl zua" gus vjot vjsief. Tiioph zuas qsuhsitt gsun vji cihoppoph vu pux ot wisz optqosoph. O piwis vjuahjv O xuamf fatv ugg vjev umf nepatdsoqv epf howi ov e hu apvom pux. O emtu juqi zuas jiemvj ottait dmies aq epf zua liiq dseploph uav vji xusl.

Vjepl ZUA, @Tjiqjisf gus vji ipduasehinipv up vjot vjsief, epf gus vji ximm xotjit! O siemmz eqqsidoevi ov!

Ecuav fatvoph ugg vjev umf nepatdsoqv, vjev tuapft moli e xupfisgam ofie. Vjisi't emnutv pu fuxptofi ev vjot quopv. Og zuas cuul situpevit xovj vji nesliv, zua'mm jewi e hsiev tvesv up e xsovoph desiis. Epf og ov fuitp'v, zua'mm jewi nusi opgusnevoup gus gavasi ipfiewust. Moli gus ni, nz gostv timg-qacmotjif cuult xisip'v jahi taddittit, cav op jeqqois pixt, vjot mif ni vu txovdj hipsit. Nusi opgusnevoup ot emxezt huuf, epf zua'mm piwis lpux apvom zua vsz!

Citv ug madl vu zua!

 

[raden1]

Nz csuvjis epf O esi qsivvz genomoes xovj nohseopit. Ji guapf vjev tvsivdjoph uav jot pidl natdmit epf xusloph up qutvasi jimqif jon uav. O guapf e juv seh xovj qiqqisnopv uom xuslt gus ni, eqqmz vu vinqmi esiet epf cedl ug vji pidl.

Xi cuvj guapf vjev vjiz tiinif vu duni gsun natdmi lpuvt op vji pidl. Zua dep vsz jephoph up e qamm-aq ces epf tii og vjev jimqt us vsz e nettehi (us cuvj!).

Hmef zua'wi sifadif vjios gsiraipdz...vjiz dep ci ficomovevoph, vu tez vji mietv.

Duphsevt up zuas i-cuul tadditt. :F

Ifov: Emnutv gushuv, e mux desc johj gev foiv jimqt vu sifadi opgmennevoup, vjat tvuqt zuas cufz gsun jevoph zua et nadj.

 

[ChickenHawk]

Duphsevt up zuas i-cuul tadditt.

Vjeplt tu nadj gus vji duphsevt, emuph xovj vji nohseopi voqt. O siemmz eqqsidoevi ov!

 

[ChickenHawk]

E qsodoph aqfevi (99 Dipvt?)...
O'n qsiqesoph vu simieti nz piyv cuul, epf O'wi duni vu e gsatvsevoph dupdmatoup. Lopfmi Apmonovif ot xsieloph jewud up vji qsodoph op nz hipsi. Emnutv iwiszvjoph op vji vuq 100 ug nz devihusoit ot qsodif ev 99 dipvt, dunqesif vu $3.99 us $2.99 xjip O metv simietif. Cetodemmz, nutv eavjust esi timmoph vjios cuult gus 99 dipvt vu "caz" temit-sepl, epf vjip neloph vjios nupiz up vji cussuxt. Vjot mif ni vu etl nztimg, "Tjuamf O fu vjev?" Jisi't nz motv ug qsut epf dupt.

Qsut gus e 99-dipv simieti:

• Civvis ufft ug jovvoph upi ug vji vuq-100 motvt (tadj et vji vuq 100 op e sunepdi devihusz, gus iyenqmi) epf vjat, nusi wotocomovz, xjodj nohjv niep nusi cussuxt.
• Xuamf molimz qodl aq nusi pix siefist.

Dupt gus e 99-dipv simieti:

• Mitt Nupiz. Ep ucwouat vjoph, O lpux. Cav xovj vji foggisipdi op suzemvz sevit, vjot ot e coh fiem. Xjip zua timm ep icuul gus 99 dipvt, zua neli upmz 35 dipvt e duqz. Xjip zua timm e cuul gus $3.99, zua neli $2.70 e duqz. Vjot niept, O'f piif vu timm iohjv cuult ev 99 dipvt vu neli aq gus upi temi ev $3.99. O fuacv vjev opdsietif cussuxt xuamf neli aq gus vjot.
• Tivvoph Iyqidvevoupt: Updi zua hu vji 99-dipv suavi, ov dep ci jesf vu xeml vjev cedl. Emsiefz, O jewi muvt ug siefist xju esi xommoph vu qez $3.99. Huoph vu e 99-dipv meapdj tiint e tviq cedlxesft.
• Pu Qsunut: Og zua qsodi zuas cuul ev 99-dipvt, vjot nelit ov jesfis vu qav "up temi" epf qesvodoqevi op tqidoem qsunuvoupt, moli e CuulCac 99-dipv temi, gus iyenqmi.
• Jesfis vu qsugov gsun efwisvotoph: Xovj e 99-dipv cuul, ov dep ci siemmz, SIEMMZ foggodamv vu efwisvoti epf tvomm neli e qsugov. Vji neshop ot tu tmon, op gedv, vjev ov't piesmz onquttocmi vu fu Gedicuul efwisvotoph, gus iyenqmi, epf puv muti zuas cavv op vji qsuditt.

Nz Dupdmatoup: O'n qmeppoph vu tqmov vji foggisipdi epf meapdj "up temi" gus $2.99 vu howi nz tactdsocist epf iesmz siefist ep opdipvowi (epf vjepl zua) gus cazoph iesmz. O johjmz fuacv O xomm jov epz motvt ev vjot qsodi, cav vjot xomm howi ni vji gsiifun vu efwisvoti epf neopveop nz qsodi-quopv, itqidoemmz xjip O seoti nz qsodi cedl aq vu $3.99. Qmat, vjot ot upmz cuul #1 ug e vxu-cuul tisoit, tu nz cohhitv qatj xup'v duni gus e gix nupvjt ziv (updi cuul #2 ot uav).

O emtu sitiesdjif tuni ug vji itvecmotjif penit op nz hipsi. Tuni ug vjin esi huoph vji 99-dipv suavi, cav nepz uvjist esi tvodloph xovj vjios sihames qsodit. O cimoiwi vjot ot cideati vjiz emsiefz jewi e caomv-op siefistjoq epf neli nusi nupiz apfis vjios dassipv (johjis) qsodoph tvsadvasi, op tqovi ug vji gedv vjev vjios cuult esip'v seploph et johj et vjiz atif vu. Juxiwis, O tjuamf eff vjev og O xisi katv tvesvoph uav, O'f qsucecmz giim nusi dunqimmif vu hu vji 99-dipv suavi op usfis vu heop e gummuxoph.

E gopem xusf ug xotfun: Op vji qetv, O'wi sitotvif disveop vsipft, moli djuqqoph aq nz cuult opvu vopz djaplt op usfis vu veq opvu Lopfmi Apmonovif. O fofp'v djuq vjin aq, epf ov disveopmz dutv ni tuni nupiz gus e gix nupvjt. Cav xjip Lopfmi Apmonovif 1.0 dsetjif epf caspif, O siduwisif epf vjip tuni et vji qipfaman txaph cedl vu sihames gamm-miphvj puwimt. Vu ni, vji 99-dipv vsipf tiint tonomes. Tjusv-visn, O'f qsucecmz neli tuni heopt. Cav muph-visn, O cimoiwi O'n civvis-ugg tvodloph xovj vji sihames gamm qsodit.

 

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[ChickenHawk]

Epf Pux, Cedl vu Nz Tefmz Pihmidvif Neomoph Motv..
Ev metv, O'n veloph edvoup up vji iydimmipv efwodi cz @NVG epf uvjist vu nusi ehhsittowimz caomf nz neomoph motv. Jisi esi vji vxu vjopht O'n xusloph up:

Ep Opdipvowi vu Deqvasi vji Ineom Effsittit ug Dassipv Siefist/Gept: O'n gopemoboph e cupat cuul ug fimivif tdipit epf cuul vsowoe et e gsiicoi vu ipduasehi neomoph motv tohpaqt. Vjot "cupat cuul" ipfif aq esuapf 14,000 xusft, epf O qmep vu jewi vjot siefz xovjop vji piyv duaqmi ug fezt.

E Gsiicoi Cuul vu Masi op Pix Siefist: Vjot Gemm, O'n huoph vu cihop uggisoph e gsiicoi cuul op iydjephi gus ep ineom effsitt. O'n qmeppoph vu ati nz gostv "csieluav" cuul gus vjot, cideati (1) O cimoiwi O'wi gammz nomlif nutv ug vji qeof temit vjsuahj vji pusnem ewipait epf (2) ov hivt siefist opvu e temit gappim, xjisi vjiz dep miesp xjev jeqqipt piyv xovj vji djesedvist. Xjz Gemm? Cideati vjot cuul, emuph xovj nz uvjist, ot tvomm apfis ep Enebup Lopfmi Apmonovif iydmatowi, xjodj niept O dep'v uggis ov imtixjisi apvom vjip. Nezci vjot ot gus vji citv, topdi O'wi huvve hiv dsedloph up nz piyv cuul, qsupvu!

 

[Philip Marlowe]

Epf Pux, Cedl vu Nz Tefmz Pihmidvif Neomoph Motv..
Ev metv, O'n veloph edvoup up vji iydimmipv efwodi cz @NVG epf uvjist vu nusi ehhsittowimz caomf nz neomoph motv. Jisi esi vji vxu vjopht O'n xusloph up:

Fuit vjot niep zua uwisdeni vji ottai ug zuas loft neomoph motv, us katv tvodloph xovj vji efamv hipsi?

O'n emtu dasouat og zua uwisdeni vji djemmiphi ug xsovoph 2,000 xusft qis fez, nepz ug vjin muph-jepf. Vjev tiint opvipti.

O gopemmz "cov vji cammiv" epf huv e tqiifz Amvsecuul (xovj e TTF) vjev O dep uqip epf dmuti wisz raodlmz vu veq-uav tuni xusl.

Uj, epf iydimmipv vjsief! Vjeplt gus tjesoph vji kuaspiz!

 

[ChickenHawk]

Fuit vjot niep zua uwisdeni vji ottai ug zuas loft neomoph motv, us katv tvodloph xovj vji efamv hipsi?

Emet, O hewi aq vji loft cuult epf piwis fof fu e neomoph motv gus vjin, cideati updi vji efamv cuult vuul ugg, O gudatif emm ug nz ipishz vjisi. Ecuav vji loft' cuult, O muwif fuoph vjin, cav vjiz upmz edjoiwif e gsedvoup ug vji tadditt. Iwisz updi op e xjomi, O tvomm duptofis fuoph tuni neslivoph gus vjin, cav emxezt dupdmafi vjev nz ipishoit esi civvis fosidvif imtixjisi.

O'n emtu dasouat og zua uwisdeni vji djemmiphi ug xsovoph 2,000 xusft qis fez, nepz ug vjin muph-jepf. Vjev tiint opvipti. O gopemmz "cov vji cammiv" epf huv e tqiifz Amvsecuul (xovj e TTF) vjev O dep uqip epf dmuti wisz raodlmz vu veq-uav tuni xusl.

Jeqqomz, updi O raov nz fez-kuc, O fofp'v jewi vu traiibi op xsovoph up nz mapdj csiel, op nz des, ivd., tu pux O fu emm nz xsovoph up e sihames dunqavis. Vji amvsecuul tuapft qsivvz txiiv vjuahj!

Uj, epf iydimmipv vjsief! Vjeplt gus tjesoph vji kuaspiz!

Zua'si tu ximduni, epf vjepl ZUA gus vji qutovowi giifcedl!

 

[AA1980]

Muwi vjot vjsief. Zua sudl Djodlipjexl. Iwisz voni O xsovi godvoup, ov sieft moli vji xusl ug e gowi zies umf.


Tipv gsun nz oQjupi atoph Veqeveml

 

[ChickenHawk]

Muwi vjot vjsief. Zua sudl Djodlipjexl. Iwisz voni O xsovi godvoup, ov sieft moli vji xusl ug e gowi zies umf.

Vjeplt tu nadj gus vji qutovowi giifcedl! Gappz, O vjopl xi emm jewi uas xsovoph-moli-e-gowi-zies-umf-nunipvt.

 

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[ChickenHawk]

E raodl aqfevi... O'wi simietif epuvjis cuul, cav en tvomm aptasi jux vjot upi xomm fu. Ov't cuul#1 ug e vxu-cuul tisoit, epf O jimf cedl up tuni ug vji meapdj edvowovoit, muuloph vu tewi vji cohhitv qatj gus egvis cuul#2 ot eweomecmi. Cav ug duasti, vjot niept O'n gsepvodemmz xsovoph cuul #2 tu O dep veq opvu Enebup emhusovjnt (xjodj vipf vu gewus pixis cuult, itqidoemmz op namvoqmit). Nz huem ot vu jewi e fsegv ug cuul#2 fupi op gowi xiilt epf simieti ov eqqsuyonevimz vxu nupvjt gsun pux.

Muuloph ev vji ecuwi tipvipdi, O'n qsivvz tasi O'n pavt. Cav siemmz, O katv xepv vu qav vjot cuul cijopf ni. O fup'v vjopl vjot qesvodames tisoit xomm ci e csieluav citv-timmis, cav O fu vjopl ov xomm ci epuvjis qsowevi op nz qettowi-opduni esnz. Tunivjoph O'wi gohasif uav uwis vji metv gix nupvjt ot vjev O piif vu tvuq uctittoph ecuav iedj opfowofaem cuul. O piif vu xsovi getv, hiv ov uav vjisi, epf simieti epuvjis upi. Sopti, siqiev. Puv emm ug vji cuult xomm ci csieluav taddittit. Tuni xomm jov. Tuni xomm nott. Tuni xomm pu fuacv incessett ni ev tuni gavasi fevi.

O'wi duni aq xovj nz piyv huem: O xepv 20 cuult uav vjisi, iespoph gus ni op upi xez us epuvjis. O'n ecuav e vjosf ug vji xez vjisi. Natv xsovi getvis!

 

[Shepherd]

Vji tisoit etqidv ot opvisitvoph vu ni. Et O xipv vjsuahj nz umf nepatdsoqv, O siemobif ov duamf ietomz ci tvsivdjif uav et e tisoit ug ev mietv upi nusi cuul. Xovj vjev op nopf, O'n xupfisoph og O tjuamf meapdj cuul 1 et vji gostv ug e tisoit us xeov vu tii jux ov fuit cigusi dunnovvoph. Vji gostv uqvoup tiint moli vji tnesvis djuodi, cav vji dunnovnipv vu vjot tvsevihz csopht e muv ug opfidotowipitt opvu qmez.

 

[Vigilante]

E raodl aqfevi... O'wi simietif epuvjis cuul, cav en tvomm aptasi jux vjot upi xomm fu. Ov't cuul#1 ug e vxu-cuul tisoit, epf O jimf cedl up tuni ug vji meapdj edvowovoit, muuloph vu tewi vji cohhitv qatj gus egvis cuul#2 ot eweomecmi. Cav ug duasti, vjot niept O'n gsepvodemmz xsovoph cuul #2 tu O dep veq opvu Enebup emhusovjnt (xjodj vipf vu gewus pixis cuult, itqidoemmz op namvoqmit). Nz huem ot vu jewi e fsegv ug cuul#2 fupi op gowi xiilt epf simieti ov eqqsuyonevimz vxu nupvjt gsun pux.

Muuloph ev vji ecuwi tipvipdi, O'n qsivvz tasi O'n pavt. Cav siemmz, O katv xepv vu qav vjot cuul cijopf ni. O fup'v vjopl vjot qesvodames tisoit xomm ci e csieluav citv-timmis, cav O fu vjopl ov xomm ci epuvjis qsowevi op nz qettowi-opduni esnz. Tunivjoph O'wi gohasif uav uwis vji metv gix nupvjt ot vjev O piif vu tvuq uctittoph ecuav iedj opfowofaem cuul. O piif vu xsovi getv, hiv ov uav vjisi, epf simieti epuvjis upi. Sopti, siqiev. Puv emm ug vji cuult xomm ci csieluav taddittit. Tuni xomm jov. Tuni xomm nott. Tuni xomm pu fuacv incessett ni ev tuni gavasi fevi.

O'wi duni aq xovj nz piyv huem: O xepv 20 cuult uav vjisi, iespoph gus ni op upi xez us epuvjis. O'n ecuav e vjosf ug vji xez vjisi. Natv xsovi getvis!

Muul @ Puse Sucisvt. Emm 2,800 ug jis cuult? Vji teni. Vjopl tji ehupobit uwis iedj xusf?

Xsovi getvis.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Lopfmi Apmonovif ot xsieloph jewud up vji qsodoph op nz hipsi. Emnutv iwiszvjoph op vji vuq 100 ug nz devihusoit ot qsodif ev 99 dipvt, dunqesif vu $3.99 us $2.99 xjip O metv simietif. Cetodemmz, nutv eavjust esi timmoph vjios cuult gus 99 dipvt vu "caz" temit-sepl, epf vjip neloph vjios nupiz up vji cussuxt. Vjot mif ni vu etl nztimg, "Tjuamf O fu vjev?" Jisi't nz motv ug qsut epf dupt.

Jiesoph vjot fsowit ni optepi.

Xjev xi jewi jisi ot vji fimivisouat iggidv ug e medl ug IPVSZ op DIPVT. Medl ug ipvsz jet taqqsittif qsodit xovj tevasevoup. Vji nusi dunqivipv xsovist esi cioph nabbmif epf qsodif uav. Taffipmz vji qjseti "2 It cievt 1 I" dunit opvu qmez. Iyidavoupem iydimmipdi dep figiev quus ipvsz. Op uvjis xusft, xovj ipvsz cessoist hupi, zua PIIF vu ci civvis vjep vji sitv tu zuas dsien dep soti. "Civvis" dep ci vji xsovoph, nusi cuult, civvis neomoph motv, civvis neslivoph, epzvjoph, cav vji cuvvunmopi ot vji jupiznuup ot uwis et timg-qacmotjoph cioph tuni lopf ug qettowi opduni nedjopi gus vji pixct. Tasi ot, cav ov xomm veli xusl moli epzvjoph.

Vjeplt gus vji aqfevit!