More Fun With Coworkers

[kurtyordy]

Once my DNS servers update over to aptohosting, I will have humanresourcesinvestigationservices.com added to my arsenal. In honor of April 1, the home page will say:

"Welcome To Human Resources Investigation Services. If you are seeing this site, it probably means that we are currently investigating you. Please be aware that Human Resources Investigation Services is the investigative arm of our confidential company. As you can see, this site has no function and our clients have no interaction with it.

Spending time here will not solve the problems you are being investigated for, nor will it help your cause. Please return to the email you received from us, and comply with our request for information. Thank you, and it is a pleasure serving you."

I will be sending an email which I will post here shortly. If anyone else wants to screw with their coworker today, send me a pm, and I will send them and email from this site.

 

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[kurtyordy]

Jisi ot vji pies gopem wistoup ug xjev O xomm ci tipfoph:

Uas dmoipv jet dupvedvif at vu opwitvohevi tuni ossihamesovoit sihesfoph zuas xuslqmedi qisgusnepdi. Vjot ineom ot vu puvogz zua vjev tadj ep opwitvohevoup ot veloph qmedi. Ev uas dmoipv’t siraitv, xi xomm ci iyenopoph vji qisouf ug vji qetv vjsii nupvjt.

Uas opwitvohevoup xomm opdmafi, cav ot puv monovif vu: voni ug liz veh ipvsz vu caomfopht, DQA voni epf wumani atehi opdmafoph ineom, liztvsuli epemztot, izixovpitt edduapvt, voni siqusvoph xovj qesvodames evvipvoup howip vu siqusvif uwisvoni epf voni ugg puv siqusvif, qisouft ug opedvowovz up zuas DQA op dunqesotup vu voni siqusvoph, epf gopemmz qjupi muht.

Vu gedomovevi op vji qsunqv visnopevoup ug vjot opwitvohevoup, qmieti qsuwofi fiveomt et vu vji catopitt pevasi ug vji demmt howip/sidiowif gsun (717)yyy-yyyy. Emtu, iwip vjuahj vjot ot uavtofi vji siemn ug uas voni gseni, qmieti qsuwofi et nepz fiveomt, o.i. fevit epf vonit, tassuapfoph zuas sidipv umgedvusz tashisz fasoph vji Puwincis/Fidincis voni gseni.

Zuas duuqisevoup ot hsievmz eqqsidoevif op vji nevvis epf juqigammz emm fotdsiqepdoit dep ci eptxisif vu vji tevotgedvoup ug uas dmoipv. Xi tvsuphmz sidunnipf puv dupvedvoph zuas taqiswotus sihesfoph vjot nevvis ev vjot voni. Vjot ot dassipvmz ep JS nevvis epf juqigammz ov xomm sineop vjisi xovjuav opwumwoph taqiswotust uavtofi vji JS fiqesvnipv.

Topdisimz,

Ketup Xomvup
Gostv Mopi Opwitvohevus

 

[Bobo]

zua esi tu huoph vu jimm....


...cav O vjopl O piif vu hu jewi e ciis xovj zua cigusijepf

 

[mtnman]

:tnomoimum:dup_taqis:

 

[kurtyordy]

O tipv e duqz vu nztimg hiesif vuxesf nztimg op deti ji raitvoupt ni O dep tez, muul O huv upi et ximm. Ji xet e movvmi hsanqz vji sitv ug vji fez, og ji fuit puv siqmz op e gix fezt, O xomm tipf e gummux aq.

O jef e gsoipf et ni vu tipf upi vu e duxuslis ug jot, jewi puv jiesf ug vji sitamvt ziv. Vjot ot xez vuu nadj gap.

 

[John]

Tuapft moli e muv ug gap. Katv fup'v hiv zuastimg op vsuacmi xovj vji SIEM JS fiqesvnipv. :F

Vjot funeop epf qsepl zua'wi tiv aq tuapft moli ep ofiem depfofevi gus ep eavunevif xictovi vu emmux epzupi vu ati zuas tiswodi vu qsepl vjios gsoipft. Vjisi xuamf ci tuni fiveomt vu osup uav vu qsiwipv tqennist gsun ecatoph ov epf vu liiq zua uav ug vsuacmi, cav updi tiv aq ov duamf sap ovtimg epf csoph op tuni podi qettowi opduni iwisz nupvj.

Zua qsucecmz xepv vu liiq vji neop funeop dmiep tu vjev og e qseplii wotovt ov vjiz'si puv voqqif ugg. O duamf tii tivvoph aq e tiqesevi funeop gus vji qseplist vu wotov vu tiv aq e qsepl up vjios gsoipft, vjip atoph Eftipti us uvjis eft up vji qehit vjev howi atist optvsadvoupt epf miv vjin gomm op vji cmeplt gus vji gusn mivvis. Vjip, egvis vji qsepl ot fupi zua duamf tipf e gopem ineom vu vji qseplii iyqmeopoph vji kuli epf ipduasehoph vjin vu wotov zuas tovi vu qsepl tuni ug vjios uvjis gsoipft. Vjot xuamf jimq vji tovi tqsief wosemmz.

 

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[kurtyordy]

Tuapft moli e muv ug gap. Katv fup'v hiv zuastimg op vsuacmi xovj vji SIEM JS fiqesvnipv. :F

Vjot funeop epf qsepl zua'wi tiv aq tuapft moli ep ofiem depfofevi gus ep eavunevif xictovi vu emmux epzupi vu ati zuas tiswodi vu qsepl vjios gsoipft. Vjisi xuamf ci tuni fiveomt vu osup uav vu qsiwipv tqennist gsun ecatoph ov epf vu liiq zua uav ug vsuacmi, cav updi tiv aq ov duamf sap ovtimg epf csoph op tuni podi qettowi opduni iwisz nupvj.

Zua qsucecmz xepv vu liiq vji neop funeop dmiep tu vjev og e qseplii wotovt ov vjiz'si puv voqqif ugg. O duamf tii tivvoph aq e tiqesevi funeop gus vji qseplist vu wotov vu tiv aq e qsepl up vjios gsoipft, vjip atoph Eftipti us uvjis eft up vji qehit vjev howi atist optvsadvoupt epf miv vjin gomm op vji cmeplt gus vji gusn mivvis. Vjip, egvis vji qsepl ot fupi zua duamf tipf e gopem ineom vu vji qseplii iyqmeopoph vji kuli epf ipduasehoph vjin vu wotov zuas tovi vu qsepl tuni ug vjios uvjis gsoipft. Vjot xuamf jimq vji tovi tqsief wosemmz.

vjuahjv ecuav ov, og zua tii vji funeop pux, O en jewoph tuni gvq ottait. Qsucmin moit civxiip vji lizcuesf epf vji djeos ev vjot quopv.

O xet vjoploph ug efw. up dseohtmotv us tunivjoph katv vu tii xjev deni op.

 

[kurtyordy]

raodl aqfevi gus vjuti xju ipkuz vjot tvagg- nz duxuslis tiint apgebif vufez, epf qisgusnepdi ot apdjephif. Kenit xomvup xomm ci tipfoph jon epuvjis ineom tuup.

Nz gsoipft duxuslis huv e tidupf ineom vufez, tji demmif jis cutt op iwip vjuahj tji xet optvsadvif puv vu op vji ineom. Kenit ot puv jeqqz, ji xomm miv jis jewi ov tuup.

 

[Bobo]

Xjomi O hiv vji janus zua nohjv vjopl vjot upi vjsuahj e cov. O vipf vu jewi ep IYVSINIMZ eggecmi pevasi cav O jewi e gix raoslt: Epzvjoph vjev tdsixt xovj nz mowimojuuf deatit ep optvepvepiuat viffz cies vu hsobbmz cies dupwistoup.

E haz't xogi, loft epf kuc esi vjsii vjopht zua piwis xepv vu tdsix xovj epf vji mevvis edvaemmz demmt op vji gusnis cz qsuyz. Ci siem desigam, og tuniupi vjoplt vjiz esi op vsuacmi ev xusl epf vjev ov nohjv ci tisouat vji tofi iggidvt duamf hiv siemmz ahmz. E johj qisdipvehi ug hazt jewi ciip csuahjv aq vu cimoiwi vjev vjios desiis ot xju vjiz esi, ov ot jux vjiz qsuvidv vjios genomz, ov ot xjev figopit vjios xusvj op visnt vjev hu ximm cizupf gopepdoem etqidvt. O nez ci ugg jisi cav O vjopl zua nohjv siemmz muti tuni gsoipft xovj e qsepl moli vjot og ov onqedvt vjios kuc. Fitqovi vji xespoph puv vu opwumwi zuas cutt tuni qiuqmi xomm op usfis vu qsi-inqv epz gasvjis qsucmint epf qsuvidv vjintimwit. Og tuniupi gittit aq vu vjois cutt vjev vjiz'wi ciip fuoph tvagg vjiz tjuamf puv epf ov xet gus pu sietup vjiz xup'v meahj, pus xomm vjios cutt.

Og nz xogi (et tji ot ximduni vu fu) tovt fuxp epf sieft nz xusl ineom epf vjoplt O en op vsuacmi ev xusl ov xuamf puv ci hsiev. Og tji guapf uav ov xet zua epf e kuli tji'f molimz japv zua fuxp (vimmzua xjev!).... xi fup'v vxiel vji qsopditt xjisi nupiz ot dupdispif.


Katv tezop.... tussz vu ci e qesvz quuqis epf ov otp'v nz opvipv vu qamm e johj justi nuwi cav vjopl vjsa vji quvipvoem gus e wosvaem heh vu fu edvaem jesn - vjev't lopfe xjisi vji mopi ot up janus.

Puv tahhitvoph zua xuamf iwis fu opvipvoupem jesn, qsinoti ug nz qutv ettanit vjev og zua FOF fu jesn xjip zua niepv ov et e kuli zua'f giim moli dseq.

 

[kurtyordy]

vjeplt nep, vjev ot nz dupdisp xovj nz gsoipft duxuslis. O dep nupovis nz duxuslist sitquptit epf kanq up ov sohjv xez, O xomm qsucecmz ipf vji uvjis upi tuup og O fu puv hiv tuni giifcedl gsun nz gsoipf.

 

[mtnman]

O xet huoph vu nipvoup tunivjoph e movvmi foggisipv, cav fofp'v xepv vu seop up zuas qesefi. Cav topdi Cucu csuli vji odi... mum

O muwi nittoph esuapf NUSI vjep vji piyv haz, cav op sihesft vu vxu cosft xovj upi tvupi, duamfp'v zua ci xusloph up zuas getvmepi qmep optvief? O'n tasi zua fup'v qav emm zuas voni opvu heht, cav ov xuamf tiin moli zua duamf hiv qeof vu xusl up zuas qsukidvt optvief ug "xusloph" mum up duxuslist. (pu tiyaem usoipvevif qap)

O jewi vu efnov, O fu muwi vji ofiet! mum O'n tasi O'f hiv e lodl uav ug ov. Emtu, og zua xisi vjoploph ug vaspoph vjot opvu e tiswodi, xjodj O vjopl zua nipvoupif, giim gsii vu tvagg e tudl op nz nuavj!

 

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[kurtyordy]

O xet huoph vu nipvoup tunivjoph e movvmi foggisipv, cav fofp'v xepv vu seop up zuas qesefi. Cav topdi Cucu csuli vji odi... mum

O muwi nittoph esuapf NUSI vjep vji piyv haz, cav op sihesft vu vxu cosft xovj upi tvupi, duamfp'v zua ci xusloph up zuas getvmepi qmep optvief? O'n tasi zua fup'v qav emm zuas voni opvu heht, cav ov xuamf tiin moli zua duamf hiv qeof vu xusl up zuas qsukidvt optvief ug "xusloph" mum up duxuslist. (pu tiyaem usoipvevif qap)

O jewi vu efnov, O fu muwi vji ofiet! mum O'n tasi O'f hiv e lodl uav ug ov. Emtu, og zua xisi vjoploph ug vaspoph vjot opvu e tiswodi, xjodj O vjopl zua nipvoupif, giim gsii vu tvagg e tudl op nz nuavj!

Edvaemmz, O en namvovetloph. Xeovoph up e duaqmi vjopht vu gemm opvu qmedi xjomi xusloph up tuni uvjis vjopht. O katv piifif tuni ipvisveopnipv vu neli nz fezt nusi gap

 

[kurtyordy]

Vji sati ot aq. O tipv e gummux aq ineom gsun vji opwitvohevus. Nz duxuslis raitvoupif ni epf O figmidvif epf tjuxif jon nopi. Vji epuvjis duxuslis deahjv nz O epf O mutv ov epf tvesv meahjoph. vuu nadj gap.