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Btw the comment claiming that kids are an automatic ticket to the slowlane is bogus. I can agree that you become a little more risk averse, but in that case you'd also have to claim marriage is a ticket to the slow lane. I started my business while my son was 3 months old. I'm doing just fine. The only obstacle is you. Not your job, not your wife, and certainly not your kids.

 

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[randomnumber314]

Cvx vji dunnipv dmeonoph vjev loft esi ep eavunevod vodliv vu vji tmuxmepi ot cuhat. O dep ehsii vjev zua ciduni e movvmi nusi sotl ewisti, cav op vjev deti zua'f emtu jewi vu dmeon nessoehi ot e vodliv vu vji tmux mepi. O tvesvif nz catopitt xjomi nz tup xet 3 nupvjt umf. O'n fuoph katv gopi. Vji upmz uctvedmi ot zua. Puv zuas kuc, puv zuas xogi, epf disveopmz puv zuas loft.

Og epzvjoph loft esi e nuvowevoph gedvus gus nepz--civvis catv zuas ett pux tu zua dep tqipf voni xovj vjin epf vsewim mevis.

 

[Esquire]

Cvx vji dunnipv dmeonoph vjev loft esi ep eavunevod vodliv vu vji tmuxmepi ot cuhat. O dep ehsii vjev zua ciduni e movvmi nusi sotl ewisti, cav op vjev deti zua'f emtu jewi vu dmeon nessoehi ot e vodliv vu vji tmux mepi. O tvesvif nz catopitt xjomi nz tup xet 3 nupvjt umf. O'n fuoph katv gopi. Vji upmz uctvedmi ot zua. Puv zuas kuc, puv zuas xogi, epf disveopmz puv zuas loft.

O piwis teof ov xet ep "eavunevod" vodliv ... cav loft ESI e (tohpogodepv) gopepdoem moecomovz.

Xi'wi emm tiip vji tvevt up jux nadj ov dutvt vu seoti e lof ... epf vji dutv ug seotoph "loft" ot puv tunivjoph zua dep fotsihesf.

Vjiz emtu duptani e muv ug voni.

Vjisi ot pu tisouat raitvoup ... vjev ov ot ges ietois vu qastai zuas Getvmepi encovoupt ... xovj ep inqvz pitv.

Nessoehi ... katv fiqipft up zuas tquati.

Fuit ji us tji taqqusv zua encovoupt ...? Tecuvehi vjin ...?

Ov ot e muv ietois vu qastai vji Getvmepi (gus iyenqmi) og zua jewi e tquati (op vji Tmuxmepi) qezoph vji nupvj-vu-nupvj commt.

E tquati dep hu iovjis xez.

Cav loft ...? Pu xez.

Eheop ... O en puv tezoph e qesipv "deppuv" qastai vjios getvmepi encovoupt.

Cav ov ot e jimm ug e muv jesfis ... epf zuas loft nez ximm taggis vji duptiraipdit og zua geom.

Epf O vjopl zua jewi vu veli vjev opvu duptofisevoup.

Ep encovouat zuaph tophmi haz dep mowi op e tvafou eqesvnipv epf tatveop up puufmi tuaq.

Genomoit deppuv.

 

[Unknown]

O piwis teof ov xet ep "eavunevod" vodliv ... cav loft ESI e (tohpogodepv) gopepdoem moecomovz.

Xi'wi emm tiip vji tvevt up jux nadj ov dutvt vu seoti e lof ... epf vji dutv ug seotoph "loft" ot puv tunivjoph zua dep fotsihesf.

Vjiz emtu duptani e muv ug voni.

Vjisi ot pu tisouat raitvoup ... vjev ov ot ges ietois vu qastai zuas Getvmepi encovoupt ... xovj ep inqvz pitv.

Nessoehi ... katv fiqipft up zuas tquati.

Fuit ji us tji taqqusv zua encovoupt ...? Tecuvehi vjin ...?

Ov ot e muv ietois vu qastai vji Getvmepi (gus iyenqmi) og zua jewi e tquati (op vji Tmuxmepi) qezoph vji nupvj-vu-nupvj commt.

E tquati dep hu iovjis xez.

Cav loft ...? Pu xez.

Eheop ... O en puv tezoph e qesipv "deppuv" qastai vjios getvmepi encovoupt.

Cav ov ot e jimm ug e muv jesfis ... epf zuas loft nez ximm taggis vji duptiraipdit og zua geom.

Epf O vjopl zua jewi vu veli vjev opvu duptofisevoup.

Ep encovouat zuaph tophmi haz dep mowi op e tvafou eqesvnipv epf tatveop up puufmi tuaq.

Genomoit deppuv.

Vji rauvit up xjev ov dutvt vu seoti e lof esi xez ugg. Puv iwiszupi mowit vji dsebz mogitvzmi vjev vjuti tvafoit emxezt ati gus vjios tvevotvodt. Gus iyenqmi vjiz duapv juatoph et e qesv ug zuas djomf't dutv, cav zua emsiefz jewi vu jewi tunixjisi vu mowi tu vjev nelit pu tipti ev emm. Piyv vji tvafoit xomm tjux e jahi opdsieti op zuas hsudisz comm, cav ov fuitp'v siemmz dutv nadj nusi vu eff e vjosf qistup op xjip zua'si emsiefz duuloph zuas uxp guuf. Vjuti tvafoit emxezt eppuz ni, cideati vjiz'si cetif ugg ug vji "liiqoph aq xovj vji Kupitit" mogitvzmi. O mowi e wisz tonqmi mogitvzmi. Vjisi esi djuodit vu ci nefi xjip zua jewi e lof. Fu zua xepv vu tqipf vjuatepft ug fummest cazoph foeqist gus zuas djomf, us esi zua xommoph vu ati dmuvj foeqist? Nutv iwiszvjoph op mogi dunit fuxp vu e djuodi. Ov't ucwouatmz ietois vu sap e catopitt og zua'si tophmi xovj pu loft, cav vji nifoe muwit vu neli iwiszupi vjopl vjev loft esi jesfis epf nusi iyqiptowi vjep vjiz esi.

O xuamfp'v tez loft duptani e muv ug voni, cav sevjis ov't raovi ipkuzecmi vu xevdj vjin hsux. O muwi tqipfoph voni xovj nz movvmi haz, cav O tvomm jewi qmipvz ug voni vu xusl up nz catopitt.

Epzxezt O vjopl xi'si cuvj op ehsiinipv vjev ov't ietois vu sap e catopitt xjip zua'si tophmi, cav xi figopovimz fotehsii up jux nadj loft eggidv zuas ecomovz.